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(International Business Times) Video Bah Gawd, King! A crazy fan just broke Randy Orton in HALF   (ibtimes.com) divider line 17
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2013-07-31 05:01:40 PM
1 votes:

tonguedepressor: Dougie AXP: tonguedepressor: If you can identify even three references in this thread, you've seen a lot more half naked sweaty guys than bare women's breasts.

Hey look everyone it's "that guy"...hi "that guy"

Greetings subterranean-matriarchal-inhabitant, how fare thee?


I haven't lived at home since I left after highschool. I'm a successful engineer with a great career for the largest Oil & Gas company in the world. I think I'm fairing just fine. How about yourself under-bridge dweller?
2013-07-31 04:50:14 PM
1 votes:

tonguedepressor: If you can identify even three references in this thread, you've seen a lot more half naked sweaty guys than bare women's breasts.


Hey look everyone it's "that guy"...hi "that guy"
2013-07-31 04:34:03 PM
1 votes:

Hospitaller: Um, his attack was of the same style used in the ring for years, it looks painful, especially when sold right (Orton can't be accused of that), but really does little damage (unless Orton just got finished filling a bag).  Not saying its fake, but its probably a wanna be wrestler trying to make a name for himself (herself?).


There was a story a couple days ago about some indy wrestler in the crowd trying to start shiat with Ryback.

My money is on one of these guys:

www.oklafan.com

/obscure-ish
2013-07-31 03:56:47 PM
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: necklaced


*looks that up, as I don't know what it means*

cdn.meme.li
2013-07-31 03:50:09 PM
1 votes:

The Downfall: Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?

WWE doesn't claim to be a "sport" and hasn't in years. They call themselves "sports-entertainment" and have admitted for years that it is a predetermined, scripted television show. The participants are athletic and it is quite a grueling physical endeavor, very few people who watch it think that it is real, except for some kids and some really stupid and/or old people.


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2013-07-31 03:41:15 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?


WWE doesn't claim to be a "sport" and hasn't in years. They call themselves "sports-entertainment" and have admitted for years that it is a predetermined, scripted television show. The participants are athletic and it is quite a grueling physical endeavor, very few people who watch it think that it is real, except for some kids and some really stupid and/or old people.
2013-07-31 03:05:08 PM
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Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".


www.democraticunderground.com
2013-07-31 03:00:12 PM
1 votes:

Five Tails of Fury: I do not understand people who try to do this.

Wrestling might not be "real" in that they aren't really (Bob Holly, Vader etc. aside) kicking the sh*t out of each other in the ring, but even so, who in their right minds would jump in and try to attack someone like this:

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without at least a shotgun? Or an attack elephant? Or SOMETHING?

Mind you, one of the best ring invasions had to be back in WCW days when a fan hopped in and got creamed by referee Mark "Shooter" Curtis. That was hilarious.


You just know that when Malenko and Psychosis came over to administer the boots he was screaming "Lawsuit boys, watch the lawsuit!!"
2013-07-31 01:41:33 PM
1 votes:

Gunny Highway: robsul82: EyeballKid: robsul82: Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -

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Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.

I hope they gently broke the news to Corey Glover that guitarist Vernon Reid is the new lead singer of Living Colour.

I blame the website that linked it, personally.

[thethrillofdefeat.com image 650x440]

You are still awesome.


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Excellent.  Beverages for everyone!
2013-07-31 01:37:18 PM
1 votes:

robsul82: EyeballKid: robsul82: Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -

[fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net image 612x612]

Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.

I hope they gently broke the news to Corey Glover that guitarist Vernon Reid is the new lead singer of Living Colour.

I blame the website that linked it, personally.


thethrillofdefeat.com

You are still awesome.
2013-07-31 01:28:19 PM
1 votes:

robsul82: Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -

[fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net image 612x612]

Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.


I hope they gently broke the news to Corey Glover that guitarist Vernon Reid is the new lead singer of Living Colour.
2013-07-31 01:26:24 PM
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skrame: bluorangefyre: The scary part was Orton immediately recovered from being uppercutted in the gonads and was prepared to deliver one country ass-whoopin' to this guy.

ShiningWizard: The security people that dragged him out of there probably saved him from a healthy beating.

tbaughm: At that point, Orton may well have killed the guy without security being there.

I don't follow wrestling, so correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there an article on fark recently mentioning how wrestlers really can't fight at all? (In general of course; I'm sure there are exceptions.) I think the article was about a wrestler taking on a MMA guy or about wrestlers being pitted against one another in unscripted "street" fights.

/Obviously I'm sketchy on details so I may be wrong. I'm not pro- or anti- wraaslin' (or MMA).


There are some wrestlers, such as CM Punk who have formal martial arts training. Orton is ex-military (albeit dishonorably discharged), so he'd probably put a good hurting on most men.
2013-07-31 12:46:37 PM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: Would've been great if the fan stole the briefcase, got away, and cashed in at Summerslam.


blogimages.thescore.com
2013-07-31 12:42:51 PM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: Would've been great if the fan stole the briefcase, got away, and cashed in at Summerslam.


This would actually be a great way to have a new wrestler debut.
2013-07-31 12:26:55 PM
1 votes:
Also subby, when trying to sell a JR quote, you've gotta drawl a bit more and go all caps.  Thus the headline would've been written thusly:

BAH GAWD KING, SOME CRAZY SOB JUST BROKE RANDY ORTON IN HAAF

Or:

BAH GAWD KING, RANDY ORTON'S ANATOMY WAS BEATEN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE

/you'rrrrrrrrre welcome!
2013-07-31 12:14:00 PM
1 votes:
Um, his attack was of the same style used in the ring for years, it looks painful, especially when sold right (Orton can't be accused of that), but really does little damage (unless Orton just got finished filling a bag).  Not saying its fake, but its probably a wanna be wrestler trying to make a name for himself (herself?).
2013-07-31 12:06:19 PM
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bluorangefyre: The scary part was Orton immediately recovered from being uppercutted in the gonads and was prepared to deliver one country ass-whoopin' to this guy.


I was thinking the same thing at the end of that video. The security people that dragged him out of there probably saved him from a healthy beating. I hear even the nicest guys in wrestling lose their minds when some yahoo decides it's still real to them and jumps into the action.
I bet the guy has a sister whose bag fell victim to Orton recently
 
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