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2013-07-31 08:12:19 PM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.


How about Bryan Danielson's entrance music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc
 
2013-07-31 08:12:31 PM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.


Link

You're welcome
 
2013-07-31 08:22:14 PM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.



Signal to Noise by Peter Gabriel

With vocals:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJoSNZxLdbU
Or without:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJZ53LbgLYo
 
2013-07-31 08:24:09 PM
You know the way that things go
When what you fight for starts to fall
And in that fuzzy picture
He writing stands out on the wall
So clearly on the wall

Send out the signals deep and loud

And in this place, can you reassure me
With a touch, a smile - while the cradle's burning
All the while the world is turning to noise
Oh the more that it's surrounding us
The more that it destroys
Turn up the signal
Wipe out the noise

Send out the signals deep and loud

Man i'm losing sound and sight
Of all those who can tell me wrong from right
When all things beautiful and bright
Sink in the night
Yet there's still something in my heart
That can find a way
To make a start
To turn up the signal
Wipe out the noise
 
2013-07-31 08:30:37 PM
Calling himself "Jozi, the wrestling machine" Sekhabi said he planned the attack before he arrived said "I just don't like Randy Orton, this was an opportunity for me so I got up there and made a name for myself."

To quote Randall (and it pains me to do this): "STUPID!  STUPID!  STUPID!"

If this asshole really is a pro wrestler (and not a wannabe backyarder), then he, of all people, should farking know better than to run into the ring as a fan.

I really do wonder if he  was the same guy giving Ryback shiat a couple nights ago.
 
2013-07-31 08:36:36 PM

tbaughm: Mikey1969: MagSeven: Mikey1969: Madbassist1: Mikey1969: Except that they seem to get all freaked out when people point out how fictional it is. If someone tells me that Game of Thrones is fake, I don't get all screamy on the internets.

Nah they get all freaked out about farking douchebags beating dead horses in their threads.

/the picture was you, whining, slick.

Why? I'm not the person getting his panties in a bunch because someone pointed out that the "sport" of wrestling is staged.

Why? Fark you. That's why.

LOL, Ok, then...

4/10.

You're not bad, but you're no Karate Explosion. Excellent attempt though, you got some of the bored farkers to talk to you. Keep this up and we may give you a shot at a midcard title.


This whole "trolling" ting is stupid. Nobody actually knows what the word means anymore, and anyone who throws the troll tag out either has no argument, or is just DYING to be a part of the discussion, but doesn't have a thing to add.

It's pretty much trolling to throw the troll tag out just to piss off the person you're lobbing it at. Problem, is it doesn't piss me off, all the rabid wrestling fans here are actually rather entertaining...

Enjoy the rest of your day, if you practice and try really hard, I'm sure you'll get someone all worked up...
 
2013-07-31 08:36:55 PM

Polartank13: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

How about Bryan Danielson's entrance music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc


Hey, you aren't TLMO
 
2013-07-31 08:39:56 PM

Mikey1969: tbaughm: Mikey1969: MagSeven: Mikey1969: Madbassist1: Mikey1969: Except that they seem to get all freaked out when people point out how fictional it is. If someone tells me that Game of Thrones is fake, I don't get all screamy on the internets.

Nah they get all freaked out about farking douchebags beating dead horses in their threads.

/the picture was you, whining, slick.

Why? I'm not the person getting his panties in a bunch because someone pointed out that the "sport" of wrestling is staged.

Why? Fark you. That's why.

LOL, Ok, then...

4/10.

You're not bad, but you're no Karate Explosion. Excellent attempt though, you got some of the bored farkers to talk to you. Keep this up and we may give you a shot at a midcard title.

This whole "trolling" ting is stupid. Nobody actually knows what the word means anymore, and anyone who throws the troll tag out either has no argument, or is just DYING to be a part of the discussion, but doesn't have a thing to add.

It's pretty much trolling to throw the troll tag out just to piss off the person you're lobbing it at. Problem, is it doesn't piss me off, all the rabid wrestling fans here are actually rather entertaining...

Enjoy the rest of your day, if you practice and try really hard, I'm sure you'll get someone all worked up...


I know trolling when I see it. I can tell by the number of pixels, as I've seen a lot of trolls in my day.

/hattip
 
2013-07-31 08:43:07 PM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.


Danshoku Dino's theme
 
2013-07-31 08:43:17 PM

TheManofPA: Polartank13: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

How about Bryan Danielson's entrance music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc

Hey, you aren't TLMO


Nope, I could never be that cool....I just labor to uphold the works of the man, the myth, the legend...TMLO
 
2013-07-31 08:46:21 PM

Polartank13: TheManofPA: Polartank13: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

How about Bryan Danielson's entrance music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc

Hey, you aren't TLMO

Nope, I could never be that cool....I just labor to uphold the works of the man, the myth, the legend...TMLO


That's gimmick infringement, man.  You're the guy touring the indies calling himself MC Punk or John Scene-a.  Don't be that guy.
 
2013-07-31 08:47:43 PM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

Flair's theme. WOOO!

 
2013-07-31 08:50:56 PM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bJwuLfYtjI

Punk's ROH theme "Miseria Cantare."
 
2013-07-31 08:52:26 PM

robsul82: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bJwuLfYtjI

Punk's ROH theme "Miseria Cantare."


Oooo also a great choice.
 
2013-07-31 08:54:35 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Polartank13: TheManofPA: Polartank13: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

How about Bryan Danielson's entrance music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc

Hey, you aren't TLMO

Nope, I could never be that cool....I just labor to uphold the works of the man, the myth, the legend...TMLO

That's gimmick infringement, man.  You're the guy touring the indies calling himself MC Punk or John Scene-a.  Don't be that guy.


Whatevs, I hold the Gredunza belt so...

i149.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 08:56:31 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: The Downfall: Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?

WWE doesn't claim to be a "sport" and hasn't in years. They call themselves "sports-entertainment" and have admitted for years that it is a predetermined, scripted television show. The participants are athletic and it is quite a grueling physical endeavor, very few people who watch it think that it is real, except for some kids and some really stupid and/or old people.


Then why does it keep showing up in the Sports Tab alongside the Tour de France, soccer, cricket, baseball, the NBA, and other assorted forms of American crap "entertainment"?

Oh, that's right....
 
2013-07-31 08:58:33 PM
I was trying to convince him to pick a great tag team's music since they're going to be tag team buddies. Can't go wrong with the Road Warriors/Legion of Doom.

/AAAAAAHHHHHHHH... WHAAAAT A RUUUUSH!
 
2013-07-31 09:01:22 PM

robsul82: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bJwuLfYtjI

Punk's ROH theme "Miseria Cantare."


Wait.  "Miseria Cantare - The Beginning" actually, as I'm that anal on my iPod, I should be here, lol.  Plus it just makes it even more appropriate.
 
2013-07-31 09:03:20 PM

hundreddollarman: I was trying to convince him to pick a great tag team's music since they're going to be tag team buddies. Can't go wrong with the Road Warriors/Legion of Doom.

/AAAAAAHHHHHHHH... WHAAAAT A RUUUUSH!


Is he American? If so, you can't go wrong with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg
 
2013-07-31 09:03:58 PM

Polartank13: The_Y2P_Problem: Polartank13: TheManofPA: Polartank13: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

How about Bryan Danielson's entrance music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc

Hey, you aren't TLMO

Nope, I could never be that cool....I just labor to uphold the works of the man, the myth, the legend...TMLO

That's gimmick infringement, man.  You're the guy touring the indies calling himself MC Punk or John Scene-a.  Don't be that guy.

Whatevs, I hold the Gredunza belt so...

[i149.photobucket.com image 178x100]


i1182.photobucket.com

Just because you're the Gredunza Champion doesn't give you license to be a douche. Like Y2P said, don't be that guy.

BA Star.

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 09:09:16 PM

machoprogrammer: hundreddollarman: I was trying to convince him to pick a great tag team's music since they're going to be tag team buddies. Can't go wrong with the Road Warriors/Legion of Doom.

/AAAAAAHHHHHHHH... WHAAAAT A RUUUUSH!

Is he American? If so, you can't go wrong with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg


Are you asking for a longform birth certificate? Yes, he will be an American citizen when he's born.

/USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-07-31 09:12:34 PM
American tag team theme song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7awnRAdbPk
 
2013-07-31 09:15:57 PM
Baby born and...."I CAME TO PLAY!"
 
2013-07-31 09:23:40 PM
Either Kurt Angles WWE theme (YOU SUCK) or A-Ry's theme.
 
2013-07-31 09:27:06 PM

Captain Steroid: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

Flair's theme. WOOO!


Since the Captain took Also Sprach Zarathustra before I could, I will suggest my backup plan...

GO!
 
2013-07-31 09:47:42 PM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.


Buh Gawd! Hundreddollarman's brother is starting a damn family!


Well since he is having a son.....a male if you will..........




AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!  AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!

AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!


AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!


AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!

 
2013-07-31 09:52:26 PM

The Downfall: American tag team theme song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7awnRAdbPk


You beat me to it.....
/CHAIRSHOT!
 
2013-07-31 09:52:39 PM
 
2013-07-31 10:08:01 PM

MagSeven: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

Buh Gawd! Hundreddollarman's brother is starting a damn family!
Well since he is having a son.....a male if you will..........


AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!  AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!
AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!
AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!
AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!


You know, we actually threw that out there unironically.
 
2013-07-31 11:50:59 PM
obviously from the video he wasn't hurt and if it really wasn't a work wonder if Cole, J.L., and King will mention it on Monday night.
 
2013-07-31 11:52:34 PM

timswar: Bf+: fake

Twenty years ago there were certain areas of the country and the world where I would expect something like that to happen. Some people took the shows way too seriously.

Then the Internet happened and I figured the emergence of the smark would end that sort of attack. But I guess there's always going to be a few crazies out there.


A few years back I worked in retail, and yes-- There were still people who believed it was all real. They collected the videos, and would rant about the latest heel turn as if it were an honest-to-God betrayal/assault/what-have-you. It was a little creepy, sometimes.

Even when they come out and SAY it's all a show, these people believe "they have to say that, to keep from getting in trouble with the law!" (an actual quote). Seriously... It's messed up.
 
2013-08-01 12:15:37 AM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.


Go old-school...Harley Race's entrance music: The Great Gate of Kiev. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8gs4TozJbQ
 
2013-08-01 12:18:09 AM

ZeroCorpse: A few years back I worked in retail, and yes-- There were still people who believed it was all real. They collected the videos, and would rant about the latest heel turn as if it were an honest-to-God betrayal/assault/what-have-you. It was a little creepy, sometimes.

Even when they come out and SAY it's all a show, these people believe "they have to say that, to keep from getting in trouble with the law!" (an actual quote). Seriously... It's messed up.


So was Walmart paying slave wages back then as well?
 
2013-08-01 12:21:42 AM
Did anyone post the promo this guy cut after? He's better on the mic than Orton
 
2013-08-01 12:51:37 AM
... from the Harley Races...

McManus_brothers:

Go old-school...Harley Race's entrance music: The Great Gate of Kiev. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8gs4TozJbQ


... to the Barry Windhams...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7MAG0BJmso

... to the Ric Flairs...

Captain Steroid:

Flair's theme. WOOO!


Never mind that shiat. Here comes Mongo!

24.media.tumblr.com

/Bonus: [REDACTED]
 
2013-08-01 01:04:22 AM

you are a puppet: Did anyone post the promo this guy cut after? He's better on the mic than Orton


Is it wrong that I hope they actually sign him? lulz

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 01:07:02 AM

McManus_brothers: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

Go old-school...Harley Race's entrance music: The Great Gate of Kiev. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8gs4TozJbQ


not enough jump cuts and auto focus
 
2013-08-01 01:07:48 AM

you are a puppet: Did anyone post the promo this guy cut after? He's better on the mic than Orton


whoops previous comment was directed at this video
 
2013-08-01 08:32:59 AM
He was mad at Orton for his love of da poo poo
 
2013-08-01 08:54:02 AM

fatalvenom: Jim from Saint Paul: The Downfall: Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?

WWE doesn't claim to be a "sport" and hasn't in years. They call themselves "sports-entertainment" and have admitted for years that it is a predetermined, scripted television show. The participants are athletic and it is quite a grueling physical endeavor, very few people who watch it think that it is real, except for some kids and some really stupid and/or old people.

Then why does it keep showing up in the Sports Tab alongside the Tour de France, soccer, cricket, baseball, the NBA, and other assorted forms of American crap "entertainment"?

Oh, that's right....


Because modmins. You know this. We have had this conversation. We don't care WHERE it shows up. Like at all. It could be on the buisness tab and we would mosey on over to there. Submit farkback to each wrestling thread. Bring it up with the people in charge of greenlighting things, not the people who post in the threads.

/I have told you this many times before
//I am sure you will continue to not do so after all of this anyway though
 
2013-08-01 08:59:31 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: fatalvenom: Jim from Saint Paul: The Downfall: Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?

WWE doesn't claim to be a "sport" and hasn't in years. They call themselves "sports-entertainment" and have admitted for years that it is a predetermined, scripted television show. The participants are athletic and it is quite a grueling physical endeavor, very few people who watch it think that it is real, except for some kids and some really stupid and/or old people.

Then why does it keep showing up in the Sports Tab alongside the Tour de France, soccer, cricket, baseball, the NBA, and other assorted forms of American crap "entertainment"?

Oh, that's right....

Because modmins. You know this. We have had this conversation. We don't care WHERE it shows up. Like at all. It could be on the buisness tab and we would mosey on over to there. Submit farkback to each wrestling thread. Bring it up with the people in charge of greenlighting things, not the people who post in the threads.

/I have told you this many times before
//I am sure you will continue to not do so after all of this anyway though


And if that was TLDR:   BECAUSE FARK YOU, THAT'S WHY.
 
2013-08-01 09:01:17 AM

fatalvenom: Jim from Saint Paul: The Downfall: Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?

WWE doesn't claim to be a "sport" and hasn't in years. They call themselves "sports-entertainment" and have admitted for years that it is a predetermined, scripted television show. The participants are athletic and it is quite a grueling physical endeavor, very few people who watch it think that it is real, except for some kids and some really stupid and/or old people.

Then why does it keep showing up in the Sports Tab alongside the Tour de France, soccer, cricket, baseball, the NBA, and other assorted forms of American crap "entertainment"?

Oh, that's right....


memedepot.com
 
2013-08-01 09:07:19 AM

ZeroCorpse: They collected the videos, and would rant about the latest heel turn as if it were an honest-to-God betrayal/assault/what-have-you.


That is your evidence of people thinking it is real?  Sounds like people discussing the show but I guess I will talk your word for it.
 
2013-08-01 09:11:45 AM
Mikey1969: 

There are no more dumb people that watch wrestling then watch other scriptied TV shows.

If you saw Emilia Clarke walk down the street, you would find more people yelling "KHALEESI!" then "Emilia!". Why? Because some people are just farking stupid. So sure, there are some stupid wrestling fans.

The only response you are getting, and if you are trolling you deserve better then the 4/10, is that we do eventually get tired of every thread someone who thinks hes being original coming in going "OMG U STUPIDS ITS FAKE!"

Rip us for liking it, like Karate or FatalVenom. We understand that. "Stop liking things...etc". We get that. What we don't get is why folks like yourself seem to think the mass majority of us are 32 year old obese virgins living in our mothers basements and having no clue that our tv show isn't actually happening live with no pre-determined story. To be fair, I'm fat, so I'll give you that anyway!

Of course we grasp the concept of what's happening out there (that's half the fun, we have a semi-interactive TV show to engage with). We are not stupid, your joke was stupid. And if it isn't meant to be a joke then your point is stupid.
 
2013-08-01 12:28:46 PM
Alright, which one of you farkers wrote this?

Link
 
2013-08-01 12:55:32 PM

tbaughm: Alright, which one of you farkers wrote this?

Link


My money's on Vebal.
 
2013-08-01 01:21:48 PM

Gunny Highway: ZeroCorpse: They collected the videos, and would rant about the latest heel turn as if it were an honest-to-God betrayal/assault/what-have-you.

That is your evidence of people thinking it is real?  Sounds like people discussing the show but I guess I will talk your word for it.


"Collecting the videos?" So does owning a DVD of a movie or TV show mean you think THAT'S real too? LOL How many manhours of work have been lost since the 50's of people discussing last night's episode of whatever around the water cooler or coffee pot?
 
2013-08-01 01:38:30 PM

Dougie AXP: tbaughm: Alright, which one of you farkers wrote this?

Link

My money's on Vebal.


Steiner-esse. Never had heard that video before. lmao
 
2013-08-01 02:27:44 PM

tbaughm: Alright, which one of you farkers wrote this?

Link


Whoever did I would buy them a muffin!

My answers...
1. No but that's because I realize the product was better back before they "Got the F out" and that it means I am probably talking to an old school fan, and they usually rock!
2. No but I have actually never thought of it that way. I know the outcomes are scripted and the bumps are real enough but I usually just say "So is your favorite sticom." Good points though.
3. YES! YES! YES! ... but it is starting to improve.
4. Yes but that is no different than boxing, olympic sports and football (tight pants)
5. I used to but his last run has shown me he is just an actor now. Not that he can't still wrestle but as someone said in the threads, now he is just Dwayne playing The Rock and it's not the same.
6. I do not but I know my brothers had some of those. I should probably make then dig them up for me.
7. Kind of but mostly it just helped me learn the major cities in Canada.
8. No but I really need to read Mick Foley's books at least.
9. I did get to do that in Jersey after Mania this year!!!
10. Nah I'm the optimistic type to a fault.
11. So true! Hard to look at tables, ladder and chairs and NOT think about a big spot.
12. I can barely handle 1 much less 4!
13. I honestly have not but will the next time I have a t shirt I am about to toss.
14. Again, no but now will sometime, lulz
15. I would say a bad Sable or Melina impersonation instead but still, yea.
16. I don't do well in front of crowds but I do sit indian style a lot.
17. My brothers do but my only wrestling shirt right now is my Love Bites AJ tee. I know you're all shocked!
18. So true!
19. I usually do that while shaving anyway. There is never a good reason for me to have access to sharp objects. Born klutz!
20. Ladders scare the jimmers outta me! (see above)
21. I grew up with 3 older brothers and a dad all addicted to wrasslin. When I drop the lingo you'd swear I was alive for the AWA-NWA-WWF era.
22. LULZ!!!
23. No debate, Mizark... nuff said!
24. I wouldn't say buff but for being just a kid in that era I remember quite a lot of it.
25. So true!
26. SOOOOO TRUE!!!
27. Sadly, yes.
28. No doubt!
 
2013-08-01 03:37:11 PM

ShiningWizard: tbaughm: Alright, which one of you farkers wrote this?

Link

Whoever did I would buy them a muffin!

My answers...
1. No but that's because I realize the product was better back before they "Got the F out" and that it means I am probably talking to an old school fan, and they usually rock!
...


My turn
1. Pandas should be given steel chairs
2. Yes. So much this.
3. Didn't watch in the 80s as I wasn't alive. Missed the early part of the Attitude Era, but I still look back on it fondly
4. I was a high school wrestler. I've been desensitized for a while.
5. Nope.
6. Also nope.
7. Wrong. I learned from Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
8. I own three of those and have read six of them.
9. Again...missed most of ECW being around, but I appreciate this history.
10. Yes, and I've even written a blog post about it.
11. Yep...that's why the broken chair in my house hasn't been thrown away.
12. I don't drink beer.
13. Nope.
14. I plan to do this when I go home now.
15. Pretty much.
16. I worked in front of a microphone for three years and still feel more comfortable talking to people with one in front of me than not.
17. I've never owned a wrestling shirt
18. Yep
19. I couldn't blade. Blood freaks me out in person.
20. I did a back flip off a ladder once. so yes?
21. #HEEL
22. I don't speak Steiner
23. My air bill is up to date.
24. Yep...missed most of this
25. I was a history minor in college, so no.
26. This thread is a work
27. Eddie and Benoit come to mind
28. Yep
 
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