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(International Business Times) Video Bah Gawd, King! A crazy fan just broke Randy Orton in HALF   (ibtimes.com) divider line 163
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2013-07-31 11:26:42 AM
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, KING! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN ON SMACKDOWN?!
 
2013-07-31 11:27:09 AM
I bet he didn't sell it. If it was Ziggy, he'd be dead just for the sake of the sale.
 
Bf+
2013-07-31 11:41:40 AM
fake
 
2013-07-31 11:45:20 AM
randy orton is the new "ow, my balls" guys
 
2013-07-31 11:45:46 AM

Bf+: fake


IT'S STILL REAL TO HIS TESTICLES, DAMMIT

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2013-07-31 11:46:06 AM
The scary part was Orton immediately recovered from being uppercutted in the gonads and was prepared to deliver one country ass-whoopin' to this guy.
 
2013-07-31 11:47:26 AM
Can't believe he had that much time in the ring to "set up" before moving in.  That's a fine security job, there, Lou.  Uh, or some common South African name.

Bet this guy was behind it...

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-31 11:47:54 AM
THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY TO FEED!

Or.... Vintage Orton!
 
2013-07-31 11:50:26 AM

Rickenbacker: Can't believe he had that much time in the ring to "set up" before moving in.  That's a fine security job, there, Lou.  Uh, or some common South African name.

Bet this guy was behind it...

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


+1 for using the Col.
 
2013-07-31 11:53:44 AM
BAH GAWD! ITS GOLDDUST! SHATTERED DREAMS!
 
2013-07-31 12:05:04 PM

Bf+: fake


Twenty years ago there were certain areas of the country and the world where I would expect something like that to happen. Some people took the shows way too seriously.

Then the Internet happened and I figured the emergence of the smark would end that sort of attack. But I guess there's always going to be a few crazies out there.
 
2013-07-31 12:05:42 PM
LOW BLOW OUT OF NOWHERE
 
2013-07-31 12:06:19 PM

bluorangefyre: The scary part was Orton immediately recovered from being uppercutted in the gonads and was prepared to deliver one country ass-whoopin' to this guy.


I was thinking the same thing at the end of that video. The security people that dragged him out of there probably saved him from a healthy beating. I hear even the nicest guys in wrestling lose their minds when some yahoo decides it's still real to them and jumps into the action.
I bet the guy has a sister whose bag fell victim to Orton recently
 
2013-07-31 12:08:36 PM
The meet and great that was supposed to take place after the event was cancelled as a result.

That sucks.
 
2013-07-31 12:11:13 PM
again. That's nuts.
 
2013-07-31 12:13:17 PM

pkellmey: I bet he didn't sell it. If it was Ziggy, he'd be dead just for the sake of the sale.


He sold it for 3-4 seconds before realizing it wasn't another performer that did it. At that point, Orton may well have killed the guy without security being there.
 
2013-07-31 12:14:00 PM
Um, his attack was of the same style used in the ring for years, it looks painful, especially when sold right (Orton can't be accused of that), but really does little damage (unless Orton just got finished filling a bag).  Not saying its fake, but its probably a wanna be wrestler trying to make a name for himself (herself?).
 
2013-07-31 12:20:10 PM
It looked like Big E wanted some of the gate jumper.

Also, the guy snuck in when the lights were down. Security probably didnt see him and were probably still looking over the crowd.

The real question was why it took little naitch so long to jump in there.
 
2013-07-31 12:23:16 PM

Dougie AXP: It looked like Big E wanted some of the gate jumper.

Also, the guy snuck in when the lights were down. Security probably didnt see him and were probably still looking over the crowd.

The real question was why it took little naitch so long to jump in there.


Just read the guy may have taking a swing at Big E on his way into the ring.  If that were true, I can't believe Big E didn't just follow him in and apply a beatdown.
 
2013-07-31 12:26:55 PM
Also subby, when trying to sell a JR quote, you've gotta drawl a bit more and go all caps.  Thus the headline would've been written thusly:

BAH GAWD KING, SOME CRAZY SOB JUST BROKE RANDY ORTON IN HAAF

Or:

BAH GAWD KING, RANDY ORTON'S ANATOMY WAS BEATEN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE

/you'rrrrrrrrre welcome!
 
2013-07-31 12:34:57 PM
i1045.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 12:38:55 PM
Would've been great if the fan stole the briefcase, got away, and cashed in at Summerslam.
 
2013-07-31 12:42:51 PM

you are a puppet: Would've been great if the fan stole the briefcase, got away, and cashed in at Summerslam.


This would actually be a great way to have a new wrestler debut.
 
2013-07-31 12:45:01 PM

VvonderJesus: you are a puppet: Would've been great if the fan stole the briefcase, got away, and cashed in at Summerslam.

This would actually be a great way to have a new wrestler debut.


So, remember this, 'E, when you sign Kevin Steen in a few years (don't even act like you won't) and have him wrestle as Narvin Conderhorst III.
 
2013-07-31 12:46:37 PM

you are a puppet: Would've been great if the fan stole the briefcase, got away, and cashed in at Summerslam.


blogimages.thescore.com
 
2013-07-31 12:51:09 PM
Why is the attacker wearing rubber boots?
 
2013-07-31 12:56:56 PM
Looks worked to me, or Orton doesn't have testes.
 
2013-07-31 01:20:10 PM
Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -

fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net

Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.
 
2013-07-31 01:24:56 PM

bluorangefyre: The scary part was Orton immediately recovered from being uppercutted in the gonads and was prepared to deliver one country ass-whoopin' to this guy.


ShiningWizard: The security people that dragged him out of there probably saved him from a healthy beating.


tbaughm: At that point, Orton may well have killed the guy without security being there.


I don't follow wrestling, so correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there an article on fark recently mentioning how wrestlers really can't fight at all? (In general of course; I'm sure there are exceptions.) I think the article was about a wrestler taking on a MMA guy or about wrestlers being pitted against one another in unscripted "street" fights.

/Obviously I'm sketchy on details so I may be wrong. I'm not pro- or anti- wraaslin' (or MMA).
 
2013-07-31 01:26:24 PM

skrame: bluorangefyre: The scary part was Orton immediately recovered from being uppercutted in the gonads and was prepared to deliver one country ass-whoopin' to this guy.

ShiningWizard: The security people that dragged him out of there probably saved him from a healthy beating.

tbaughm: At that point, Orton may well have killed the guy without security being there.

I don't follow wrestling, so correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there an article on fark recently mentioning how wrestlers really can't fight at all? (In general of course; I'm sure there are exceptions.) I think the article was about a wrestler taking on a MMA guy or about wrestlers being pitted against one another in unscripted "street" fights.

/Obviously I'm sketchy on details so I may be wrong. I'm not pro- or anti- wraaslin' (or MMA).


There are some wrestlers, such as CM Punk who have formal martial arts training. Orton is ex-military (albeit dishonorably discharged), so he'd probably put a good hurting on most men.
 
2013-07-31 01:28:19 PM

robsul82: Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -

[fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net image 612x612]

Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.


I hope they gently broke the news to Corey Glover that guitarist Vernon Reid is the new lead singer of Living Colour.
 
2013-07-31 01:33:08 PM

EyeballKid: robsul82: Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -

[fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net image 612x612]

Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.

I hope they gently broke the news to Corey Glover that guitarist Vernon Reid is the new lead singer of Living Colour.


I blame the website that linked it, personally.
 
2013-07-31 01:35:10 PM
This was one of those vthings that I saw after I'd been drinking a little bit and laughed way too hard at.

Randy catching a low blow from a fan is funny in itself, but my friend and I were in tears last night.

/Don't know why
 
2013-07-31 01:37:18 PM

robsul82: EyeballKid: robsul82: Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -

[fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net image 612x612]

Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.

I hope they gently broke the news to Corey Glover that guitarist Vernon Reid is the new lead singer of Living Colour.

I blame the website that linked it, personally.


thethrillofdefeat.com

You are still awesome.
 
2013-07-31 01:41:07 PM

robsul82: Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -



Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.


If I am Punk the first thing I say as I shake his hand is "LOOK IN MY EYYYYYYYYYYES...."

lulz
 
2013-07-31 01:41:33 PM

Gunny Highway: robsul82: EyeballKid: robsul82: Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -

[fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net image 612x612]

Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.

I hope they gently broke the news to Corey Glover that guitarist Vernon Reid is the new lead singer of Living Colour.

I blame the website that linked it, personally.

[thethrillofdefeat.com image 650x440]

You are still awesome.


sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

Excellent.  Beverages for everyone!
 
2013-07-31 01:52:41 PM
Look at that skinny fat ass
 
2013-07-31 01:56:30 PM
Now that's ruthless aggression!
 
2013-07-31 02:01:16 PM
I do not understand people who try to do this.

Wrestling might not be "real" in that they aren't really (Bob Holly, Vader etc. aside) kicking the sh*t out of each other in the ring, but even so, who in their right minds would jump in and try to attack someone like this:

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without at least a shotgun? Or an attack elephant? Or SOMETHING?

Mind you, one of the best ring invasions had to be back in WCW days when a fan hopped in and got creamed by referee Mark "Shooter" Curtis. That was hilarious.
 
2013-07-31 02:03:57 PM

Five Tails of Fury: Vader


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8wZUgGm79o

"I made the biggest mistake of my life. Maybe Vader time is over. I'm a piece of shiat. A big fat piece of shiat"

The greatest and most sad promo ever.

/I just wanted to post that.
 
2013-07-31 02:18:52 PM
so what I am reading is that for 3 secs in the history of wrestling, it was real.
 
2013-07-31 02:42:22 PM

Hyjamon: so what I am reading is that for 3 secs in the history of wrestling, it was real.


ZOMG. WRESTLIN AINT REAL?! THE HECK YOU SAY!!
 
2013-07-31 02:43:09 PM
After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".
 
2013-07-31 02:46:21 PM

tbaughm: skrame: bluorangefyre: The scary part was Orton immediately recovered from being uppercutted in the gonads and was prepared to deliver one country ass-whoopin' to this guy.

ShiningWizard: The security people that dragged him out of there probably saved him from a healthy beating.

tbaughm: At that point, Orton may well have killed the guy without security being there.

I don't follow wrestling, so correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there an article on fark recently mentioning how wrestlers really can't fight at all? (In general of course; I'm sure there are exceptions.) I think the article was about a wrestler taking on a MMA guy or about wrestlers being pitted against one another in unscripted "street" fights.

/Obviously I'm sketchy on details so I may be wrong. I'm not pro- or anti- wraaslin' (or MMA).

There are some wrestlers, such as CM Punk who have formal martial arts training. Orton is ex-military (albeit dishonorably discharged), so he'd probably put a good hurting on most men.


Orton was a marine who got discharged pretty quick after boot, iirc something along the lines of he blew the whistle on hazing. They dont teach much combatives in the army but marines may be different. Either way a guy his size is still brutally strong.
 
2013-07-31 02:46:23 PM

bluorangefyre: The scary part was Orton immediately recovered from being uppercutted in the gonads and was prepared to deliver one country ass-whoopin' to this guy.


Yeah, I think the initial fall was 50% him thinking that he was missing a cue, 50% a combination of pain and surprise. It really didn't take him more than a second to get up, and he was heading over to decapitate the guy when security saved the dude's life.
 
2013-07-31 02:50:22 PM
I was at the show in Edmonton when  Bill Guerin jumped out of the crowd and pushed Eddie Guererro off a ladder in the middle of a match.  Good times, good times.  Now that I'm thinking about it again, it might not have actually been  Bill Guerin , just a redneck in a  Bill Guerin jersey.   Bill Guerin.
 
2013-07-31 03:00:12 PM

Five Tails of Fury: I do not understand people who try to do this.

Wrestling might not be "real" in that they aren't really (Bob Holly, Vader etc. aside) kicking the sh*t out of each other in the ring, but even so, who in their right minds would jump in and try to attack someone like this:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x294]

without at least a shotgun? Or an attack elephant? Or SOMETHING?

Mind you, one of the best ring invasions had to be back in WCW days when a fan hopped in and got creamed by referee Mark "Shooter" Curtis. That was hilarious.


You just know that when Malenko and Psychosis came over to administer the boots he was screaming "Lawsuit boys, watch the lawsuit!!"
 
2013-07-31 03:05:08 PM

Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".


www.democraticunderground.com
 
2013-07-31 03:17:00 PM

Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".


Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.
 
2013-07-31 03:26:43 PM

Madbassist1: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

[www.democraticunderground.com image 360x360]


Is that y a picture of you getting butthurt because I insulted the great "sport" of wrestling?
 
2013-07-31 03:28:11 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.


Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?
 
2013-07-31 03:36:26 PM

Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?


Okay.  I watch wrestling because it is fun and is a hobby of mine.

Glad we have that covered.
 
2013-07-31 03:37:31 PM

Rickenbacker: Can't believe he had that much time in the ring to "set up" before moving in.  That's a fine security job, there, Lou.  Uh, or some common South African name.

Bet this guy was behind it...

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


If was Col. DeBeers, he would've jumped Big E, not Orton, then screamed some crap about apartheid. :/
 
2013-07-31 03:39:04 PM

curtis_e_bare: I was at the show in Edmonton when  Bill Guerin jumped out of the crowd and pushed Eddie Guererro off a ladder in the middle of a match.  Good times, good times.  Now that I'm thinking about it again, it might not have actually been  Bill Guerin , just a redneck in a  Bill Guerin jersey.   Bill Guerin.


IIRC, Guerrero saw him coming, leapt off, and stomped the shiat out of him as he was dragged out underneath the bottom rope by security.  That was pretty good.
 
2013-07-31 03:41:15 PM

Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?


WWE doesn't claim to be a "sport" and hasn't in years. They call themselves "sports-entertainment" and have admitted for years that it is a predetermined, scripted television show. The participants are athletic and it is quite a grueling physical endeavor, very few people who watch it think that it is real, except for some kids and some really stupid and/or old people.
 
2013-07-31 03:46:42 PM

Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?


Are you a NBA fan?
 
2013-07-31 03:47:49 PM

tbaughm: skrame: bluorangefyre: The scary part was Orton immediately recovered from being uppercutted in the gonads and was prepared to deliver one country ass-whoopin' to this guy.

ShiningWizard: The security people that dragged him out of there probably saved him from a healthy beating.

tbaughm: At that point, Orton may well have killed the guy without security being there.

I don't follow wrestling, so correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there an article on fark recently mentioning how wrestlers really can't fight at all? (In general of course; I'm sure there are exceptions.) I think the article was about a wrestler taking on a MMA guy or about wrestlers being pitted against one another in unscripted "street" fights.

/Obviously I'm sketchy on details so I may be wrong. I'm not pro- or anti- wraaslin' (or MMA).

There are some wrestlers, such as CM Punk who have formal martial arts training. Orton is ex-military (albeit dishonorably discharged), so he'd probably put a good hurting on most men.


Ortons finishing move should be called the dishonorable discharge.
 
2013-07-31 03:50:09 PM

The Downfall: Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?

WWE doesn't claim to be a "sport" and hasn't in years. They call themselves "sports-entertainment" and have admitted for years that it is a predetermined, scripted television show. The participants are athletic and it is quite a grueling physical endeavor, very few people who watch it think that it is real, except for some kids and some really stupid and/or old people.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-31 03:50:22 PM
The Eddie Guerrero/fan incident:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOhKVCDqrME">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=NOhKVCDqrME

The WCW Mark Curtis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX3hnt3rFdY">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=LX3hnt3rFdY

At Halloween Havoc in 1997 a fan in Sting makeup got in the cage with Hogan and the NWO.
http://youtu.be/5s6WcyaHhyo
 
2013-07-31 03:51:09 PM

Igor Jakovsky: tbaughm: skrame: bluorangefyre: The scary part was Orton immediately recovered from being uppercutted in the gonads and was prepared to deliver one country ass-whoopin' to this guy.

ShiningWizard: The security people that dragged him out of there probably saved him from a healthy beating.

tbaughm: At that point, Orton may well have killed the guy without security being there.

I don't follow wrestling, so correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there an article on fark recently mentioning how wrestlers really can't fight at all? (In general of course; I'm sure there are exceptions.) I think the article was about a wrestler taking on a MMA guy or about wrestlers being pitted against one another in unscripted "street" fights.

/Obviously I'm sketchy on details so I may be wrong. I'm not pro- or anti- wraaslin' (or MMA).

There are some wrestlers, such as CM Punk who have formal martial arts training. Orton is ex-military (albeit dishonorably discharged), so he'd probably put a good hurting on most men.

Ortons finishing move should be called the dishonorable discharge.


Only when Divas and/or handbags are involved.
 
2013-07-31 03:52:50 PM
Ortons lucky he didn't get necklaced.
 
2013-07-31 03:54:29 PM
I forgot to add to Mikey1969, you say you "watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide "

THAT'S THE EXACT SAME REASON PEOPLE WATCH WRESTLING!
 
2013-07-31 03:56:47 PM

Igor Jakovsky: necklaced


*looks that up, as I don't know what it means*

cdn.meme.li
 
2013-07-31 04:02:33 PM

The Downfall: Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?

WWE doesn't claim to be a "sport" and hasn't in years. They call themselves "sports-entertainment" and have admitted for years that it is a predetermined, scripted television show. The participants are athletic and it is quite a grueling physical endeavor, very few people who watch it think that it is real, except for some kids and some really stupid and/or old people.


Wow, you're awfully sensitive. If it's a purely fictional show, then someone calling it purely fictional shouldn't be causing your panties to twist to this degree...
 
2013-07-31 04:03:40 PM
Afterwards, Randy pooped in the guy's bag.
 
2013-07-31 04:04:20 PM

machoprogrammer: Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?

Are you a NBA fan?


Nope.

The Downfall: I forgot to add to Mikey1969, you say you "watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide "

THAT'S THE EXACT SAME REASON PEOPLE WATCH WRESTLING!


Except that they seem to get all freaked out when people point out how fictional it is. If someone tells me that Game of Thrones is fake, I don't get all screamy on the internets.
 
2013-07-31 04:05:15 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: The Downfall: Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?

WWE doesn't claim to be a "sport" and hasn't in years. They call themselves "sports-entertainment" and have admitted for years that it is a predetermined, scripted television show. The participants are athletic and it is quite a grueling physical endeavor, very few people who watch it think that it is real, except for some kids and some really stupid and/or old people.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 260x194]


yeah, and it took legal action to get that. If I had been a fan that had been lied to for all those years, I'd have been pissed.
 
2013-07-31 04:10:26 PM
FAKE!
 
2013-07-31 04:14:49 PM

Mikey1969: The Downfall: Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?

WWE doesn't claim to be a "sport" and hasn't in years. They call themselves "sports-entertainment" and have admitted for years that it is a predetermined, scripted television show. The participants are athletic and it is quite a grueling physical endeavor, very few people who watch it think that it is real, except for some kids and some really stupid and/or old people.

Wow, you're awfully sensitive. If it's a purely fictional show, then someone calling it purely fictional shouldn't be causing your panties to twist to this degree...


You were inferring that pro wrestling and its fans claim and consider it a "sport" which is false, and I explained to you how it's false. You are playing the "HURRR wrasslin' is fake and you people are stupid for watching it because it is fake and not real." No shiat, it's "fake". Pro wrestling would be pretty damn boring if it was real. I like my soap opera stories and stupid jokes and over the top characters all presented with an impressive athletic show. It ENTERTAINS me. It's the fact you think you need to point out that's it fictional and snicker at us and try to make fun of people for enjoying a scripted TV show, just because you don't like the show too.
 
2013-07-31 04:20:16 PM

Mikey1969: Except that they seem to get all freaked out when people point out how fictional it is. If someone tells me that Game of Thrones is fake, I don't get all screamy on the internets.


Nah they get all freaked out about farking douchebags beating dead horses in their threads.

/the picture was you, whining, slick.
 
2013-07-31 04:20:53 PM

curtis_e_bare: I was at the show in Edmonton when  Bill Guerin jumped out of the crowd and pushed Eddie Guererro off a ladder in the middle of a match.  Good times, good times.  Now that I'm thinking about it again, it might not have actually been  Bill Guerin , just a redneck in a  Bill Guerin jersey.   Bill Guerin.


I wouldn't be surprised if Bill Guerin were the type to wear his own sweater to pro wrestling events.

/BILL GUERIN
 
2013-07-31 04:27:45 PM

pkellmey: I bet he didn't sell it. If it was Ziggy, he'd be dead sterile just for the sake of the sale.


Fixed for accura-Ziggy.
 
2013-07-31 04:34:03 PM

Hospitaller: Um, his attack was of the same style used in the ring for years, it looks painful, especially when sold right (Orton can't be accused of that), but really does little damage (unless Orton just got finished filling a bag).  Not saying its fake, but its probably a wanna be wrestler trying to make a name for himself (herself?).


There was a story a couple days ago about some indy wrestler in the crowd trying to start shiat with Ryback.

My money is on one of these guys:

www.oklafan.com

/obscure-ish
 
2013-07-31 04:38:28 PM
i63.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 04:40:48 PM

machoprogrammer: Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?

Are you a NBA fan?


Pre-Determined Flop Ball
 
2013-07-31 04:40:52 PM

Five Tails of Fury: Mind you, one of the best ring invasions had to be back in WCW days when a fan hopped in and got creamed by referee Mark "Shooter" Curtis. That was hilarious.


Shame Mark Curtis died.

Madbassist1: +1 for using the Col.


Definitely.  Good work there.
 
2013-07-31 04:44:42 PM
If you can identify even three references in this thread, you've seen a lot more half naked sweaty guys than bare women's breasts.
 
2013-07-31 04:45:33 PM

Madbassist1: Mikey1969: Except that they seem to get all freaked out when people point out how fictional it is. If someone tells me that Game of Thrones is fake, I don't get all screamy on the internets.

Nah they get all freaked out about farking douchebags beating dead horses in their threads.

/the picture was you, whining, slick.


Why? I'm not the person getting his panties in a bunch because someone pointed out that the "sport" of wrestling is staged.
 
2013-07-31 04:50:14 PM

tonguedepressor: If you can identify even three references in this thread, you've seen a lot more half naked sweaty guys than bare women's breasts.


Hey look everyone it's "that guy"...hi "that guy"
 
2013-07-31 04:52:09 PM
Mikey1969, please quit stealing our rhrubarb.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc3_1375251194">http://www.liveleak .com/view?i=bc3_1375251194
 
2013-07-31 04:53:48 PM

curtis_e_bare: I was at the show in Edmonton when  Bill Guerin jumped out of the crowd and pushed Eddie Guererro off a ladder in the middle of a match.  Good times, good times.  Now that I'm thinking about it again, it might not have actually been  Bill Guerin , just a redneck in a  Bill Guerin jersey.   Bill Guerin.


I remember that incident! At the time I was sure the dude in the Bill Guerin jersey was a guy I know...it wasn't. Sweet Bill Guerin jersey though.
Bill Guerin.
 
2013-07-31 04:57:53 PM
 
2013-07-31 04:58:05 PM

Dougie AXP: tonguedepressor: If you can identify even three references in this thread, you've seen a lot more half naked sweaty guys than bare women's breasts.

Hey look everyone it's "that guy"...hi "that guy"


Greetings subterranean-matriarchal-inhabitant, how fare thee?
 
2013-07-31 04:59:05 PM

Mikey1969: Madbassist1: Mikey1969: Except that they seem to get all freaked out when people point out how fictional it is. If someone tells me that Game of Thrones is fake, I don't get all screamy on the internets.

Nah they get all freaked out about farking douchebags beating dead horses in their threads.

/the picture was you, whining, slick.

Why? I'm not the person getting his panties in a bunch because someone pointed out that the "sport" of wrestling is staged.


Why? Fark you. That's why.
 
2013-07-31 05:01:40 PM

tonguedepressor: Dougie AXP: tonguedepressor: If you can identify even three references in this thread, you've seen a lot more half naked sweaty guys than bare women's breasts.

Hey look everyone it's "that guy"...hi "that guy"

Greetings subterranean-matriarchal-inhabitant, how fare thee?


I haven't lived at home since I left after highschool. I'm a successful engineer with a great career for the largest Oil & Gas company in the world. I think I'm fairing just fine. How about yourself under-bridge dweller?
 
2013-07-31 05:06:57 PM

MagSeven: Mikey1969: Madbassist1: Mikey1969: Except that they seem to get all freaked out when people point out how fictional it is. If someone tells me that Game of Thrones is fake, I don't get all screamy on the internets.

Nah they get all freaked out about farking douchebags beating dead horses in their threads.

/the picture was you, whining, slick.

Why? I'm not the person getting his panties in a bunch because someone pointed out that the "sport" of wrestling is staged.

Why? Fark you. That's why.


LOL, Ok, then...
 
2013-07-31 05:08:14 PM

Mikey1969: MagSeven: Mikey1969: Madbassist1: Mikey1969: Except that they seem to get all freaked out when people point out how fictional it is. If someone tells me that Game of Thrones is fake, I don't get all screamy on the internets.

Nah they get all freaked out about farking douchebags beating dead horses in their threads.

/the picture was you, whining, slick.

Why? I'm not the person getting his panties in a bunch because someone pointed out that the "sport" of wrestling is staged.

Why? Fark you. That's why.

LOL, Ok, then...


img9.uploadhouse.com
 
2013-07-31 05:13:16 PM

Dougie AXP: tonguedepressor: Dougie AXP: tonguedepressor: If you can identify even three references in this thread, you've seen a lot more half naked sweaty guys than bare women's breasts.

Hey look everyone it's "that guy"...hi "that guy"

Greetings subterranean-matriarchal-inhabitant, how fare thee?

I haven't lived at home since I left after highschool. I'm a successful engineer with a great career for the largest Oil & Gas company in the world. I think I'm fairing just fine. How about yourself under-bridge dweller?


hehehe...you win! You are hereby free to continue discussing the fineries of grappling sans any further antagonistic discourse from TD.
 
2013-07-31 05:18:51 PM

Dougie AXP: tonguedepressor: Dougie AXP: tonguedepressor: If you can identify even three references in this thread, you've seen a lot more half naked sweaty guys than bare women's breasts.

Hey look everyone it's "that guy"...hi "that guy"

Greetings subterranean-matriarchal-inhabitant, how fare thee?

I haven't lived at home since I left after highschool. I'm a successful engineer with a great career for the largest Oil & Gas company in the world. I think I'm fairing just fine. How about yourself under-bridge dweller?


And btw, kudos to you! rock on!
 
2013-07-31 05:53:44 PM
The most fake thing about the FWC is the ponies winning. NPO4LIFE
 
2013-07-31 05:59:25 PM
Way back in the day  I was at a WWF house show. It was when Jimmy Hart was managing Honky Tonk Man and would dress as a woman to mess with Ms. Elizabeth.

Just after the match started (Honky Tonk Man vs. Macho Man) some drunk fan ran out of the crowd and pulled the wig off Jimmy. Jimmy swung around and clocked the dude with his megaphone, then security piled on the guy and hauled him out.

It was pretty funny to see, at least to a 12 year old.
 
2013-07-31 06:15:48 PM
You guys seem to keep assuming that South African wrestling fans are sane and understand this is worked.  Most of them still believe the stuff is real, and assuming this is a legitimate incident, it's possible that the guy modeled his groin strike based on how "the wrestlers do it".  (Although you never know.  I think the WWE has gotten better at blurring the line.)  But this is not the first time this has ever happened.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT2oExhUMow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nuMym9FQY

First one is a beatdown, other one is a little bit tough to tell what's going on, but yeah, this shiat happens regularly.
 
2013-07-31 06:19:16 PM
Well, I'm down to six hours of TF and this was the last Ortoning thread around. Thanks dugitman, it was a fun ride, due to your help, there were a whole slew of Gold Cup threads this year.
 
2013-07-31 06:31:27 PM
I've never thought about it before now, but how awesome would it be for Bray Wyatt or the Undertaker to come out and when the lights come up a fan is standing in the ring.

It'd be complete confusion if the Wyatt family suddenly saw a fan side by side with Kane.

If it was Undertaker, Vince may spin it in to his WM30 opponent.
 
2013-07-31 06:48:05 PM

Mikey1969: MagSeven: Mikey1969: Madbassist1: Mikey1969: Except that they seem to get all freaked out when people point out how fictional it is. If someone tells me that Game of Thrones is fake, I don't get all screamy on the internets.

Nah they get all freaked out about farking douchebags beating dead horses in their threads.

/the picture was you, whining, slick.

Why? I'm not the person getting his panties in a bunch because someone pointed out that the "sport" of wrestling is staged.

Why? Fark you. That's why.

LOL, Ok, then...


4/10.

You're not bad, but you're no Karate Explosion. Excellent attempt though, you got some of the bored farkers to talk to you. Keep this up and we may give you a shot at a midcard title.
 
2013-07-31 06:49:30 PM
Now, officially the longest-running fWc meme in history!

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i70.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 07:09:13 PM
The South Africans think it's a work, the media's running with it being some other guy.


Let's do some detective work.

www.wwp.co.za

This is the guy the South African fans think it is.

dm62zza9c93u.cloudfront.net


This is the guy who got arrested and kicked by the Bagshiatter.

You'd think the South African fans would have an easier time keeping a white guy and a black guy apart.
 
2013-07-31 07:31:44 PM
I had no idea Rick Flair was in South Africa!
 
2013-07-31 08:02:50 PM
OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.
 
2013-07-31 08:11:37 PM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.


Edge's theme always works.
 
2013-07-31 08:12:19 PM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.


How about Bryan Danielson's entrance music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc
 
2013-07-31 08:12:31 PM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.


Link

You're welcome
 
2013-07-31 08:22:14 PM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.



Signal to Noise by Peter Gabriel

With vocals:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJoSNZxLdbU
Or without:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJZ53LbgLYo
 
2013-07-31 08:24:09 PM
You know the way that things go
When what you fight for starts to fall
And in that fuzzy picture
He writing stands out on the wall
So clearly on the wall

Send out the signals deep and loud

And in this place, can you reassure me
With a touch, a smile - while the cradle's burning
All the while the world is turning to noise
Oh the more that it's surrounding us
The more that it destroys
Turn up the signal
Wipe out the noise

Send out the signals deep and loud

Man i'm losing sound and sight
Of all those who can tell me wrong from right
When all things beautiful and bright
Sink in the night
Yet there's still something in my heart
That can find a way
To make a start
To turn up the signal
Wipe out the noise
 
2013-07-31 08:30:37 PM
Calling himself "Jozi, the wrestling machine" Sekhabi said he planned the attack before he arrived said "I just don't like Randy Orton, this was an opportunity for me so I got up there and made a name for myself."

To quote Randall (and it pains me to do this): "STUPID!  STUPID!  STUPID!"

If this asshole really is a pro wrestler (and not a wannabe backyarder), then he, of all people, should farking know better than to run into the ring as a fan.

I really do wonder if he  was the same guy giving Ryback shiat a couple nights ago.
 
2013-07-31 08:36:36 PM

tbaughm: Mikey1969: MagSeven: Mikey1969: Madbassist1: Mikey1969: Except that they seem to get all freaked out when people point out how fictional it is. If someone tells me that Game of Thrones is fake, I don't get all screamy on the internets.

Nah they get all freaked out about farking douchebags beating dead horses in their threads.

/the picture was you, whining, slick.

Why? I'm not the person getting his panties in a bunch because someone pointed out that the "sport" of wrestling is staged.

Why? Fark you. That's why.

LOL, Ok, then...

4/10.

You're not bad, but you're no Karate Explosion. Excellent attempt though, you got some of the bored farkers to talk to you. Keep this up and we may give you a shot at a midcard title.


This whole "trolling" ting is stupid. Nobody actually knows what the word means anymore, and anyone who throws the troll tag out either has no argument, or is just DYING to be a part of the discussion, but doesn't have a thing to add.

It's pretty much trolling to throw the troll tag out just to piss off the person you're lobbing it at. Problem, is it doesn't piss me off, all the rabid wrestling fans here are actually rather entertaining...

Enjoy the rest of your day, if you practice and try really hard, I'm sure you'll get someone all worked up...
 
2013-07-31 08:36:55 PM

Polartank13: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

How about Bryan Danielson's entrance music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc


Hey, you aren't TLMO
 
2013-07-31 08:39:56 PM

Mikey1969: tbaughm: Mikey1969: MagSeven: Mikey1969: Madbassist1: Mikey1969: Except that they seem to get all freaked out when people point out how fictional it is. If someone tells me that Game of Thrones is fake, I don't get all screamy on the internets.

Nah they get all freaked out about farking douchebags beating dead horses in their threads.

/the picture was you, whining, slick.

Why? I'm not the person getting his panties in a bunch because someone pointed out that the "sport" of wrestling is staged.

Why? Fark you. That's why.

LOL, Ok, then...

4/10.

You're not bad, but you're no Karate Explosion. Excellent attempt though, you got some of the bored farkers to talk to you. Keep this up and we may give you a shot at a midcard title.

This whole "trolling" ting is stupid. Nobody actually knows what the word means anymore, and anyone who throws the troll tag out either has no argument, or is just DYING to be a part of the discussion, but doesn't have a thing to add.

It's pretty much trolling to throw the troll tag out just to piss off the person you're lobbing it at. Problem, is it doesn't piss me off, all the rabid wrestling fans here are actually rather entertaining...

Enjoy the rest of your day, if you practice and try really hard, I'm sure you'll get someone all worked up...


I know trolling when I see it. I can tell by the number of pixels, as I've seen a lot of trolls in my day.

/hattip
 
2013-07-31 08:43:07 PM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.


Danshoku Dino's theme
 
2013-07-31 08:43:17 PM

TheManofPA: Polartank13: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

How about Bryan Danielson's entrance music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc

Hey, you aren't TLMO


Nope, I could never be that cool....I just labor to uphold the works of the man, the myth, the legend...TMLO
 
2013-07-31 08:46:21 PM

Polartank13: TheManofPA: Polartank13: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

How about Bryan Danielson's entrance music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc

Hey, you aren't TLMO

Nope, I could never be that cool....I just labor to uphold the works of the man, the myth, the legend...TMLO


That's gimmick infringement, man.  You're the guy touring the indies calling himself MC Punk or John Scene-a.  Don't be that guy.
 
2013-07-31 08:47:43 PM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

Flair's theme. WOOO!

 
2013-07-31 08:50:56 PM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bJwuLfYtjI

Punk's ROH theme "Miseria Cantare."
 
2013-07-31 08:52:26 PM

robsul82: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bJwuLfYtjI

Punk's ROH theme "Miseria Cantare."


Oooo also a great choice.
 
2013-07-31 08:54:35 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Polartank13: TheManofPA: Polartank13: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

How about Bryan Danielson's entrance music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc

Hey, you aren't TLMO

Nope, I could never be that cool....I just labor to uphold the works of the man, the myth, the legend...TMLO

That's gimmick infringement, man.  You're the guy touring the indies calling himself MC Punk or John Scene-a.  Don't be that guy.


Whatevs, I hold the Gredunza belt so...

i149.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 08:56:31 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: The Downfall: Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?

WWE doesn't claim to be a "sport" and hasn't in years. They call themselves "sports-entertainment" and have admitted for years that it is a predetermined, scripted television show. The participants are athletic and it is quite a grueling physical endeavor, very few people who watch it think that it is real, except for some kids and some really stupid and/or old people.


Then why does it keep showing up in the Sports Tab alongside the Tour de France, soccer, cricket, baseball, the NBA, and other assorted forms of American crap "entertainment"?

Oh, that's right....
 
2013-07-31 08:58:33 PM
I was trying to convince him to pick a great tag team's music since they're going to be tag team buddies. Can't go wrong with the Road Warriors/Legion of Doom.

/AAAAAAHHHHHHHH... WHAAAAT A RUUUUSH!
 
2013-07-31 09:01:22 PM

robsul82: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bJwuLfYtjI

Punk's ROH theme "Miseria Cantare."


Wait.  "Miseria Cantare - The Beginning" actually, as I'm that anal on my iPod, I should be here, lol.  Plus it just makes it even more appropriate.
 
2013-07-31 09:03:20 PM

hundreddollarman: I was trying to convince him to pick a great tag team's music since they're going to be tag team buddies. Can't go wrong with the Road Warriors/Legion of Doom.

/AAAAAAHHHHHHHH... WHAAAAT A RUUUUSH!


Is he American? If so, you can't go wrong with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg
 
2013-07-31 09:03:58 PM

Polartank13: The_Y2P_Problem: Polartank13: TheManofPA: Polartank13: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

How about Bryan Danielson's entrance music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc

Hey, you aren't TLMO

Nope, I could never be that cool....I just labor to uphold the works of the man, the myth, the legend...TMLO

That's gimmick infringement, man.  You're the guy touring the indies calling himself MC Punk or John Scene-a.  Don't be that guy.

Whatevs, I hold the Gredunza belt so...

[i149.photobucket.com image 178x100]


i1182.photobucket.com

Just because you're the Gredunza Champion doesn't give you license to be a douche. Like Y2P said, don't be that guy.

BA Star.

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 09:09:16 PM

machoprogrammer: hundreddollarman: I was trying to convince him to pick a great tag team's music since they're going to be tag team buddies. Can't go wrong with the Road Warriors/Legion of Doom.

/AAAAAAHHHHHHHH... WHAAAAT A RUUUUSH!

Is he American? If so, you can't go wrong with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg


Are you asking for a longform birth certificate? Yes, he will be an American citizen when he's born.

/USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-07-31 09:12:34 PM
American tag team theme song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7awnRAdbPk
 
2013-07-31 09:15:57 PM
Baby born and...."I CAME TO PLAY!"
 
2013-07-31 09:23:40 PM
Either Kurt Angles WWE theme (YOU SUCK) or A-Ry's theme.
 
2013-07-31 09:27:06 PM

Captain Steroid: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

Flair's theme. WOOO!


Since the Captain took Also Sprach Zarathustra before I could, I will suggest my backup plan...

GO!
 
2013-07-31 09:47:42 PM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.


Buh Gawd! Hundreddollarman's brother is starting a damn family!


Well since he is having a son.....a male if you will..........




AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!  AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!

AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!


AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!


AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!

 
2013-07-31 09:52:26 PM

The Downfall: American tag team theme song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7awnRAdbPk


You beat me to it.....
/CHAIRSHOT!
 
2013-07-31 09:52:39 PM
 
2013-07-31 10:08:01 PM

MagSeven: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

Buh Gawd! Hundreddollarman's brother is starting a damn family!
Well since he is having a son.....a male if you will..........


AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!  AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!
AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!
AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!
AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!


You know, we actually threw that out there unironically.
 
2013-07-31 11:50:59 PM
obviously from the video he wasn't hurt and if it really wasn't a work wonder if Cole, J.L., and King will mention it on Monday night.
 
2013-07-31 11:52:34 PM

timswar: Bf+: fake

Twenty years ago there were certain areas of the country and the world where I would expect something like that to happen. Some people took the shows way too seriously.

Then the Internet happened and I figured the emergence of the smark would end that sort of attack. But I guess there's always going to be a few crazies out there.


A few years back I worked in retail, and yes-- There were still people who believed it was all real. They collected the videos, and would rant about the latest heel turn as if it were an honest-to-God betrayal/assault/what-have-you. It was a little creepy, sometimes.

Even when they come out and SAY it's all a show, these people believe "they have to say that, to keep from getting in trouble with the law!" (an actual quote). Seriously... It's messed up.
 
2013-08-01 12:15:37 AM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.


Go old-school...Harley Race's entrance music: The Great Gate of Kiev. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8gs4TozJbQ
 
2013-08-01 12:18:09 AM

ZeroCorpse: A few years back I worked in retail, and yes-- There were still people who believed it was all real. They collected the videos, and would rant about the latest heel turn as if it were an honest-to-God betrayal/assault/what-have-you. It was a little creepy, sometimes.

Even when they come out and SAY it's all a show, these people believe "they have to say that, to keep from getting in trouble with the law!" (an actual quote). Seriously... It's messed up.


So was Walmart paying slave wages back then as well?
 
2013-08-01 12:21:42 AM
Did anyone post the promo this guy cut after? He's better on the mic than Orton
 
2013-08-01 12:51:37 AM
... from the Harley Races...

McManus_brothers:

Go old-school...Harley Race's entrance music: The Great Gate of Kiev. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8gs4TozJbQ


... to the Barry Windhams...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7MAG0BJmso

... to the Ric Flairs...

Captain Steroid:

Flair's theme. WOOO!


Never mind that shiat. Here comes Mongo!

24.media.tumblr.com

/Bonus: [REDACTED]
 
2013-08-01 01:04:22 AM

you are a puppet: Did anyone post the promo this guy cut after? He's better on the mic than Orton


Is it wrong that I hope they actually sign him? lulz

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 01:07:02 AM

McManus_brothers: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

Go old-school...Harley Race's entrance music: The Great Gate of Kiev. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8gs4TozJbQ


not enough jump cuts and auto focus
 
2013-08-01 01:07:48 AM

you are a puppet: Did anyone post the promo this guy cut after? He's better on the mic than Orton


whoops previous comment was directed at this video
 
2013-08-01 08:32:59 AM
He was mad at Orton for his love of da poo poo
 
2013-08-01 08:54:02 AM

fatalvenom: Jim from Saint Paul: The Downfall: Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?

WWE doesn't claim to be a "sport" and hasn't in years. They call themselves "sports-entertainment" and have admitted for years that it is a predetermined, scripted television show. The participants are athletic and it is quite a grueling physical endeavor, very few people who watch it think that it is real, except for some kids and some really stupid and/or old people.

Then why does it keep showing up in the Sports Tab alongside the Tour de France, soccer, cricket, baseball, the NBA, and other assorted forms of American crap "entertainment"?

Oh, that's right....


Because modmins. You know this. We have had this conversation. We don't care WHERE it shows up. Like at all. It could be on the buisness tab and we would mosey on over to there. Submit farkback to each wrestling thread. Bring it up with the people in charge of greenlighting things, not the people who post in the threads.

/I have told you this many times before
//I am sure you will continue to not do so after all of this anyway though
 
2013-08-01 08:59:31 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: fatalvenom: Jim from Saint Paul: The Downfall: Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?

WWE doesn't claim to be a "sport" and hasn't in years. They call themselves "sports-entertainment" and have admitted for years that it is a predetermined, scripted television show. The participants are athletic and it is quite a grueling physical endeavor, very few people who watch it think that it is real, except for some kids and some really stupid and/or old people.

Then why does it keep showing up in the Sports Tab alongside the Tour de France, soccer, cricket, baseball, the NBA, and other assorted forms of American crap "entertainment"?

Oh, that's right....

Because modmins. You know this. We have had this conversation. We don't care WHERE it shows up. Like at all. It could be on the buisness tab and we would mosey on over to there. Submit farkback to each wrestling thread. Bring it up with the people in charge of greenlighting things, not the people who post in the threads.

/I have told you this many times before
//I am sure you will continue to not do so after all of this anyway though


And if that was TLDR:   BECAUSE FARK YOU, THAT'S WHY.
 
2013-08-01 09:01:17 AM

fatalvenom: Jim from Saint Paul: The Downfall: Mikey1969: Jim from Saint Paul: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.

Why? None of them are called "sports". I watch scripted shows for the escape from reality/drama they provide. I watch sorts for the legitimate sporting contest they present. What are you trying to get at here?

WWE doesn't claim to be a "sport" and hasn't in years. They call themselves "sports-entertainment" and have admitted for years that it is a predetermined, scripted television show. The participants are athletic and it is quite a grueling physical endeavor, very few people who watch it think that it is real, except for some kids and some really stupid and/or old people.

Then why does it keep showing up in the Sports Tab alongside the Tour de France, soccer, cricket, baseball, the NBA, and other assorted forms of American crap "entertainment"?

Oh, that's right....


memedepot.com
 
2013-08-01 09:07:19 AM

ZeroCorpse: They collected the videos, and would rant about the latest heel turn as if it were an honest-to-God betrayal/assault/what-have-you.


That is your evidence of people thinking it is real?  Sounds like people discussing the show but I guess I will talk your word for it.
 
2013-08-01 09:11:45 AM
Mikey1969: 

There are no more dumb people that watch wrestling then watch other scriptied TV shows.

If you saw Emilia Clarke walk down the street, you would find more people yelling "KHALEESI!" then "Emilia!". Why? Because some people are just farking stupid. So sure, there are some stupid wrestling fans.

The only response you are getting, and if you are trolling you deserve better then the 4/10, is that we do eventually get tired of every thread someone who thinks hes being original coming in going "OMG U STUPIDS ITS FAKE!"

Rip us for liking it, like Karate or FatalVenom. We understand that. "Stop liking things...etc". We get that. What we don't get is why folks like yourself seem to think the mass majority of us are 32 year old obese virgins living in our mothers basements and having no clue that our tv show isn't actually happening live with no pre-determined story. To be fair, I'm fat, so I'll give you that anyway!

Of course we grasp the concept of what's happening out there (that's half the fun, we have a semi-interactive TV show to engage with). We are not stupid, your joke was stupid. And if it isn't meant to be a joke then your point is stupid.
 
2013-08-01 12:28:46 PM
Alright, which one of you farkers wrote this?

Link
 
2013-08-01 12:55:32 PM

tbaughm: Alright, which one of you farkers wrote this?

Link


My money's on Vebal.
 
2013-08-01 01:21:48 PM

Gunny Highway: ZeroCorpse: They collected the videos, and would rant about the latest heel turn as if it were an honest-to-God betrayal/assault/what-have-you.

That is your evidence of people thinking it is real?  Sounds like people discussing the show but I guess I will talk your word for it.


"Collecting the videos?" So does owning a DVD of a movie or TV show mean you think THAT'S real too? LOL How many manhours of work have been lost since the 50's of people discussing last night's episode of whatever around the water cooler or coffee pot?
 
2013-08-01 01:38:30 PM

Dougie AXP: tbaughm: Alright, which one of you farkers wrote this?

Link

My money's on Vebal.


Steiner-esse. Never had heard that video before. lmao
 
2013-08-01 02:27:44 PM

tbaughm: Alright, which one of you farkers wrote this?

Link


Whoever did I would buy them a muffin!

My answers...
1. No but that's because I realize the product was better back before they "Got the F out" and that it means I am probably talking to an old school fan, and they usually rock!
2. No but I have actually never thought of it that way. I know the outcomes are scripted and the bumps are real enough but I usually just say "So is your favorite sticom." Good points though.
3. YES! YES! YES! ... but it is starting to improve.
4. Yes but that is no different than boxing, olympic sports and football (tight pants)
5. I used to but his last run has shown me he is just an actor now. Not that he can't still wrestle but as someone said in the threads, now he is just Dwayne playing The Rock and it's not the same.
6. I do not but I know my brothers had some of those. I should probably make then dig them up for me.
7. Kind of but mostly it just helped me learn the major cities in Canada.
8. No but I really need to read Mick Foley's books at least.
9. I did get to do that in Jersey after Mania this year!!!
10. Nah I'm the optimistic type to a fault.
11. So true! Hard to look at tables, ladder and chairs and NOT think about a big spot.
12. I can barely handle 1 much less 4!
13. I honestly have not but will the next time I have a t shirt I am about to toss.
14. Again, no but now will sometime, lulz
15. I would say a bad Sable or Melina impersonation instead but still, yea.
16. I don't do well in front of crowds but I do sit indian style a lot.
17. My brothers do but my only wrestling shirt right now is my Love Bites AJ tee. I know you're all shocked!
18. So true!
19. I usually do that while shaving anyway. There is never a good reason for me to have access to sharp objects. Born klutz!
20. Ladders scare the jimmers outta me! (see above)
21. I grew up with 3 older brothers and a dad all addicted to wrasslin. When I drop the lingo you'd swear I was alive for the AWA-NWA-WWF era.
22. LULZ!!!
23. No debate, Mizark... nuff said!
24. I wouldn't say buff but for being just a kid in that era I remember quite a lot of it.
25. So true!
26. SOOOOO TRUE!!!
27. Sadly, yes.
28. No doubt!
 
2013-08-01 03:37:11 PM

ShiningWizard: tbaughm: Alright, which one of you farkers wrote this?

Link

Whoever did I would buy them a muffin!

My answers...
1. No but that's because I realize the product was better back before they "Got the F out" and that it means I am probably talking to an old school fan, and they usually rock!
...


My turn
1. Pandas should be given steel chairs
2. Yes. So much this.
3. Didn't watch in the 80s as I wasn't alive. Missed the early part of the Attitude Era, but I still look back on it fondly
4. I was a high school wrestler. I've been desensitized for a while.
5. Nope.
6. Also nope.
7. Wrong. I learned from Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
8. I own three of those and have read six of them.
9. Again...missed most of ECW being around, but I appreciate this history.
10. Yes, and I've even written a blog post about it.
11. Yep...that's why the broken chair in my house hasn't been thrown away.
12. I don't drink beer.
13. Nope.
14. I plan to do this when I go home now.
15. Pretty much.
16. I worked in front of a microphone for three years and still feel more comfortable talking to people with one in front of me than not.
17. I've never owned a wrestling shirt
18. Yep
19. I couldn't blade. Blood freaks me out in person.
20. I did a back flip off a ladder once. so yes?
21. #HEEL
22. I don't speak Steiner
23. My air bill is up to date.
24. Yep...missed most of this
25. I was a history minor in college, so no.
26. This thread is a work
27. Eddie and Benoit come to mind
28. Yep
 
2013-08-01 03:51:51 PM

ShiningWizard: robsul82: Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -

Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.

If I am Punk the first thing I say as I shake his hand is "LOOK IN MY EYYYYYYYYYYES...."

lulz


that's not the lead singer.

it's vernon. The guitar player.

get out of my ring..
 
2013-08-01 03:54:53 PM

P-Money All $tar: ShiningWizard: robsul82: Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -

Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.

If I am Punk the first thing I say as I shake his hand is "LOOK IN MY EYYYYYYYYYYES...."

lulz

that's not the lead singer.

it's vernon. The guitar player.

get out of my ring..


*Chairshot*
 
2013-08-01 03:59:04 PM
HEEL Hospitaller

Is BEST Hospitaller
 
2013-08-01 04:05:31 PM
Heel Hospitaller Punk

i39.tinypic.com

is Best Hospitaller Punk
 
2013-08-01 04:12:56 PM

ShiningWizard: tbaughm: Alright, which one of you farkers wrote this?

Link

Whoever did I would buy them a muffin!

My answers...

tbaughm: My turn

*ahem* -.-

1. Yes. T_T
2. It ISN'T "fake". It's "fixed", like pro basketball and boxing.
3. I miss WCW. :-(
4. Just about, yes.
5. I think of Dwayne as an excellent wrestler who sold out to Hollywood.
6. WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE?! >:O
7. It's because of Sgt. Slaughter and the Iron Sheik that I know the difference between Iraq and Iran.
8.Read it. No. Want to read it. No. Own it. Own it. No. Gave to my sister for X-Mas.
9. Protip: That doesn't go over well at the scene of a car accident. o_o'
10. The ponies help control that. ^_^'
11. Legalized weapons. All of them. >.>
12. And then my dad hit me for wasting beer. -_-'
13. And then my mom hit me for wasting clothes. -_-''
14. And then the hooker hit me and took my wallet. -_-'''
15. Pfft! He WISHES he was as good as me. >.>'
16. Replace "holding microphone" with "wearing sunglasses, leather jacket, and speaking with a Canadian accent", and... yes. o_o
17. Wolfpac FTW!
18. Yep!
19. HAVE done a blade job. Scared the hell out of my folks! :P
20. MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO FLY!!!
21. This f**kin' mark couldn't sell an ABBA collection to Pat Patterson!
22. Steiner-ese is easy to those who know the tongue of Destrucity!!
23. Henry. Next question.
24. I was f**king THERE, man! I seen s**t! :-(
25. I don't THINK Shawn was the second shooter... >_>
26. There are no coincidences. -.-
27. Yeah. Yeah, I do. -_-
28. Damn right, I do. :-)
 
2013-08-01 04:22:38 PM

hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.


The Undertaker theme if he's stillborn...
 
2013-08-01 04:28:14 PM

P-Money All $tar: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

The Undertaker theme if he's stillborn...


Classy.
 
2013-08-01 04:59:36 PM

P-Money All $tar: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

The Undertaker theme if he's stillborn...


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-01 05:27:08 PM

P-Money All $tar: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

The Undertaker theme if he's stillborn...


Ooooh. We can't come back from that one.
 
2013-08-01 05:27:42 PM

P-Money All $tar: ShiningWizard: robsul82: Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -

Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.

If I am Punk the first thing I say as I shake his hand is "LOOK IN MY EYYYYYYYYYYES...."

lulz

that's not the lead singer.

it's vernon. The guitar player.

get out of my ring..


I didn't say that was the lead singer. Now you get out of my locker room..
 
2013-08-01 06:16:54 PM

P-Money All $tar: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

The Undertaker theme if he's stillborn...


Oh man, you magnificent bastard. No need for that, my nephew made his debut at 11 this morning (Pacific time). We decided hundreddollarnephew would get Stone Cold Steve Austin's entrance music since he's going to be a little bald hellraiser for a while.
 
2013-08-01 06:32:59 PM

hundreddollarman: P-Money All $tar: hundreddollarman: OK, fWc, I need your help. My brother is expecting his first son any moment now and we're trying to brainstorm suggestions for his entrance music. No jobber entrances for my nephew! Suggestions welcome.

The Undertaker theme if he's stillborn...

Oh man, you magnificent bastard. No need for that, my nephew made his debut at 11 this morning (Pacific time). We decided hundreddollarnephew would get Stone Cold Steve Austin's entrance music since he's going to be a little bald hellraiser for a while.


Fantastic.

Now keep a good grip on him.

We wouldn't want to have to change his theme.

Well...

Not TOO good of a grip, or we'll have to change the father's theme.
 
2013-08-01 08:01:26 PM

curtis_e_bare: I was at the show in Edmonton when  Bill Guerin jumped out of the crowd and pushed Eddie Guererro off a ladder in the middle of a match.  Good times, good times.  Now that I'm thinking about it again, it might not have actually been  Bill Guerin , just a redneck in a  Bill Guerin jersey.   Bill Guerin.


It was a dingbat in a Guerin jersey and I remember King and JR (I was behind them) going "OMGWTF!"

RVD was on the ladder too, I think!
 
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