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(International Business Times) Video Bah Gawd, King! A crazy fan just broke Randy Orton in HALF   (ibtimes.com) divider line 163
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2013-07-31 11:26:42 AM
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, KING! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN ON SMACKDOWN?!
 
2013-07-31 11:27:09 AM
I bet he didn't sell it. If it was Ziggy, he'd be dead just for the sake of the sale.
 
Bf+
2013-07-31 11:41:40 AM
fake
 
2013-07-31 11:45:20 AM
randy orton is the new "ow, my balls" guys
 
2013-07-31 11:45:46 AM

Bf+: fake


IT'S STILL REAL TO HIS TESTICLES, DAMMIT

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2013-07-31 11:46:06 AM
The scary part was Orton immediately recovered from being uppercutted in the gonads and was prepared to deliver one country ass-whoopin' to this guy.
 
2013-07-31 11:47:26 AM
Can't believe he had that much time in the ring to "set up" before moving in.  That's a fine security job, there, Lou.  Uh, or some common South African name.

Bet this guy was behind it...

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-31 11:47:54 AM
THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY TO FEED!

Or.... Vintage Orton!
 
2013-07-31 11:50:26 AM

Rickenbacker: Can't believe he had that much time in the ring to "set up" before moving in.  That's a fine security job, there, Lou.  Uh, or some common South African name.

Bet this guy was behind it...

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


+1 for using the Col.
 
2013-07-31 11:53:44 AM
BAH GAWD! ITS GOLDDUST! SHATTERED DREAMS!
 
2013-07-31 12:05:04 PM

Bf+: fake


Twenty years ago there were certain areas of the country and the world where I would expect something like that to happen. Some people took the shows way too seriously.

Then the Internet happened and I figured the emergence of the smark would end that sort of attack. But I guess there's always going to be a few crazies out there.
 
2013-07-31 12:05:42 PM
LOW BLOW OUT OF NOWHERE
 
2013-07-31 12:06:19 PM

bluorangefyre: The scary part was Orton immediately recovered from being uppercutted in the gonads and was prepared to deliver one country ass-whoopin' to this guy.


I was thinking the same thing at the end of that video. The security people that dragged him out of there probably saved him from a healthy beating. I hear even the nicest guys in wrestling lose their minds when some yahoo decides it's still real to them and jumps into the action.
I bet the guy has a sister whose bag fell victim to Orton recently
 
2013-07-31 12:08:36 PM
The meet and great that was supposed to take place after the event was cancelled as a result.

That sucks.
 
2013-07-31 12:11:13 PM
again. That's nuts.
 
2013-07-31 12:13:17 PM

pkellmey: I bet he didn't sell it. If it was Ziggy, he'd be dead just for the sake of the sale.


He sold it for 3-4 seconds before realizing it wasn't another performer that did it. At that point, Orton may well have killed the guy without security being there.
 
2013-07-31 12:14:00 PM
Um, his attack was of the same style used in the ring for years, it looks painful, especially when sold right (Orton can't be accused of that), but really does little damage (unless Orton just got finished filling a bag).  Not saying its fake, but its probably a wanna be wrestler trying to make a name for himself (herself?).
 
2013-07-31 12:20:10 PM
It looked like Big E wanted some of the gate jumper.

Also, the guy snuck in when the lights were down. Security probably didnt see him and were probably still looking over the crowd.

The real question was why it took little naitch so long to jump in there.
 
2013-07-31 12:23:16 PM

Dougie AXP: It looked like Big E wanted some of the gate jumper.

Also, the guy snuck in when the lights were down. Security probably didnt see him and were probably still looking over the crowd.

The real question was why it took little naitch so long to jump in there.


Just read the guy may have taking a swing at Big E on his way into the ring.  If that were true, I can't believe Big E didn't just follow him in and apply a beatdown.
 
2013-07-31 12:26:55 PM
Also subby, when trying to sell a JR quote, you've gotta drawl a bit more and go all caps.  Thus the headline would've been written thusly:

BAH GAWD KING, SOME CRAZY SOB JUST BROKE RANDY ORTON IN HAAF

Or:

BAH GAWD KING, RANDY ORTON'S ANATOMY WAS BEATEN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE

/you'rrrrrrrrre welcome!
 
2013-07-31 12:34:57 PM
i1045.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 12:38:55 PM
Would've been great if the fan stole the briefcase, got away, and cashed in at Summerslam.
 
2013-07-31 12:42:51 PM

you are a puppet: Would've been great if the fan stole the briefcase, got away, and cashed in at Summerslam.


This would actually be a great way to have a new wrestler debut.
 
2013-07-31 12:45:01 PM

VvonderJesus: you are a puppet: Would've been great if the fan stole the briefcase, got away, and cashed in at Summerslam.

This would actually be a great way to have a new wrestler debut.


So, remember this, 'E, when you sign Kevin Steen in a few years (don't even act like you won't) and have him wrestle as Narvin Conderhorst III.
 
2013-07-31 12:46:37 PM

you are a puppet: Would've been great if the fan stole the briefcase, got away, and cashed in at Summerslam.


blogimages.thescore.com
 
2013-07-31 12:51:09 PM
Why is the attacker wearing rubber boots?
 
2013-07-31 12:56:56 PM
Looks worked to me, or Orton doesn't have testes.
 
2013-07-31 01:20:10 PM
Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -

fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net

Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.
 
2013-07-31 01:24:56 PM

bluorangefyre: The scary part was Orton immediately recovered from being uppercutted in the gonads and was prepared to deliver one country ass-whoopin' to this guy.


ShiningWizard: The security people that dragged him out of there probably saved him from a healthy beating.


tbaughm: At that point, Orton may well have killed the guy without security being there.


I don't follow wrestling, so correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there an article on fark recently mentioning how wrestlers really can't fight at all? (In general of course; I'm sure there are exceptions.) I think the article was about a wrestler taking on a MMA guy or about wrestlers being pitted against one another in unscripted "street" fights.

/Obviously I'm sketchy on details so I may be wrong. I'm not pro- or anti- wraaslin' (or MMA).
 
2013-07-31 01:26:24 PM

skrame: bluorangefyre: The scary part was Orton immediately recovered from being uppercutted in the gonads and was prepared to deliver one country ass-whoopin' to this guy.

ShiningWizard: The security people that dragged him out of there probably saved him from a healthy beating.

tbaughm: At that point, Orton may well have killed the guy without security being there.

I don't follow wrestling, so correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there an article on fark recently mentioning how wrestlers really can't fight at all? (In general of course; I'm sure there are exceptions.) I think the article was about a wrestler taking on a MMA guy or about wrestlers being pitted against one another in unscripted "street" fights.

/Obviously I'm sketchy on details so I may be wrong. I'm not pro- or anti- wraaslin' (or MMA).


There are some wrestlers, such as CM Punk who have formal martial arts training. Orton is ex-military (albeit dishonorably discharged), so he'd probably put a good hurting on most men.
 
2013-07-31 01:28:19 PM

robsul82: Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -

[fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net image 612x612]

Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.


I hope they gently broke the news to Corey Glover that guitarist Vernon Reid is the new lead singer of Living Colour.
 
2013-07-31 01:33:08 PM

EyeballKid: robsul82: Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -

[fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net image 612x612]

Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.

I hope they gently broke the news to Corey Glover that guitarist Vernon Reid is the new lead singer of Living Colour.


I blame the website that linked it, personally.
 
2013-07-31 01:35:10 PM
This was one of those vthings that I saw after I'd been drinking a little bit and laughed way too hard at.

Randy catching a low blow from a fan is funny in itself, but my friend and I were in tears last night.

/Don't know why
 
2013-07-31 01:37:18 PM

robsul82: EyeballKid: robsul82: Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -

[fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net image 612x612]

Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.

I hope they gently broke the news to Corey Glover that guitarist Vernon Reid is the new lead singer of Living Colour.

I blame the website that linked it, personally.


thethrillofdefeat.com

You are still awesome.
 
2013-07-31 01:41:07 PM

robsul82: Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -



Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.


If I am Punk the first thing I say as I shake his hand is "LOOK IN MY EYYYYYYYYYYES...."

lulz
 
2013-07-31 01:41:33 PM

Gunny Highway: robsul82: EyeballKid: robsul82: Meanwhile, in things that don't suck -

[fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net image 612x612]

Punk meets the lead singer of Living Colour prior to WrestleMania XXIX.

I hope they gently broke the news to Corey Glover that guitarist Vernon Reid is the new lead singer of Living Colour.

I blame the website that linked it, personally.

[thethrillofdefeat.com image 650x440]

You are still awesome.


sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

Excellent.  Beverages for everyone!
 
2013-07-31 01:52:41 PM
Look at that skinny fat ass
 
2013-07-31 01:56:30 PM
Now that's ruthless aggression!
 
2013-07-31 02:01:16 PM
I do not understand people who try to do this.

Wrestling might not be "real" in that they aren't really (Bob Holly, Vader etc. aside) kicking the sh*t out of each other in the ring, but even so, who in their right minds would jump in and try to attack someone like this:

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without at least a shotgun? Or an attack elephant? Or SOMETHING?

Mind you, one of the best ring invasions had to be back in WCW days when a fan hopped in and got creamed by referee Mark "Shooter" Curtis. That was hilarious.
 
2013-07-31 02:03:57 PM

Five Tails of Fury: Vader


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8wZUgGm79o

"I made the biggest mistake of my life. Maybe Vader time is over. I'm a piece of shiat. A big fat piece of shiat"

The greatest and most sad promo ever.

/I just wanted to post that.
 
2013-07-31 02:18:52 PM
so what I am reading is that for 3 secs in the history of wrestling, it was real.
 
2013-07-31 02:42:22 PM

Hyjamon: so what I am reading is that for 3 secs in the history of wrestling, it was real.


ZOMG. WRESTLIN AINT REAL?! THE HECK YOU SAY!!
 
2013-07-31 02:43:09 PM
After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".
 
2013-07-31 02:46:21 PM

tbaughm: skrame: bluorangefyre: The scary part was Orton immediately recovered from being uppercutted in the gonads and was prepared to deliver one country ass-whoopin' to this guy.

ShiningWizard: The security people that dragged him out of there probably saved him from a healthy beating.

tbaughm: At that point, Orton may well have killed the guy without security being there.

I don't follow wrestling, so correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there an article on fark recently mentioning how wrestlers really can't fight at all? (In general of course; I'm sure there are exceptions.) I think the article was about a wrestler taking on a MMA guy or about wrestlers being pitted against one another in unscripted "street" fights.

/Obviously I'm sketchy on details so I may be wrong. I'm not pro- or anti- wraaslin' (or MMA).

There are some wrestlers, such as CM Punk who have formal martial arts training. Orton is ex-military (albeit dishonorably discharged), so he'd probably put a good hurting on most men.


Orton was a marine who got discharged pretty quick after boot, iirc something along the lines of he blew the whistle on hazing. They dont teach much combatives in the army but marines may be different. Either way a guy his size is still brutally strong.
 
2013-07-31 02:46:23 PM

bluorangefyre: The scary part was Orton immediately recovered from being uppercutted in the gonads and was prepared to deliver one country ass-whoopin' to this guy.


Yeah, I think the initial fall was 50% him thinking that he was missing a cue, 50% a combination of pain and surprise. It really didn't take him more than a second to get up, and he was heading over to decapitate the guy when security saved the dude's life.
 
2013-07-31 02:50:22 PM
I was at the show in Edmonton when  Bill Guerin jumped out of the crowd and pushed Eddie Guererro off a ladder in the middle of a match.  Good times, good times.  Now that I'm thinking about it again, it might not have actually been  Bill Guerin , just a redneck in a  Bill Guerin jersey.   Bill Guerin.
 
2013-07-31 03:00:12 PM

Five Tails of Fury: I do not understand people who try to do this.

Wrestling might not be "real" in that they aren't really (Bob Holly, Vader etc. aside) kicking the sh*t out of each other in the ring, but even so, who in their right minds would jump in and try to attack someone like this:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x294]

without at least a shotgun? Or an attack elephant? Or SOMETHING?

Mind you, one of the best ring invasions had to be back in WCW days when a fan hopped in and got creamed by referee Mark "Shooter" Curtis. That was hilarious.


You just know that when Malenko and Psychosis came over to administer the boots he was screaming "Lawsuit boys, watch the lawsuit!!"
 
2013-07-31 03:05:08 PM

Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".


www.democraticunderground.com
 
2013-07-31 03:17:00 PM

Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".


Name your 3 favorite scripited tv shows ever.
 
2013-07-31 03:26:43 PM

Madbassist1: Mikey1969: After the attack, a WWE official confirmed to TMZ that the fan's interference was not a scheduled part of the show.

And the truly sad thing is that they have to issue a statement like this regarding their "sport".

[www.democraticunderground.com image 360x360]


Is that y a picture of you getting butthurt because I insulted the great "sport" of wrestling?
 
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