PoweredByIrony: I'll take one if it's free. Care and feeding will be expensive, but I think the bondage experience will be worth it.
PoweredByIrony: BONDING! Bonding experience.Ahem.
give me doughnuts: No thanks. I'm afraid I'll catch something.
farkingismybusiness: This is great news. The Sharknado sequel is looking for a great actress to fill Tara Reid's shoes.
mentallo69: I would love to see her make a comeback. I saw the pics of her online. She is starting..............starting...to look pretty decent again. Hope she stays clean. Drugs and alcohol are tough to overcome. I have seen many people try and fail. She has to surround herself with the right people. If she was smart she would make a statement to people (via her publicist obviously, if she has one). Let people know she admits her mistakes and is looking forward to a clean life and righting all her wrongs. Sheople eat that shiat up.Most importantly, Dump her farking bloodsucking parents. They are a huge part of her problem!
PizzaJedi81: [wizbangblog.com image 850x637][4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240][2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]
Surool: Maybe free only for a limited time, but at least she'll always be cheap.
dabbletech: Anybody know what the current over/under is?
Mr.Poops: I'm afraid I'll catch something... BULLSHIAT. I've hooked up with some pretty seedy girls, just wear a rubber and go to town.
MOGGEE: ...and Pizzajedi's bikini shot - now with leggy goodness.
sexorcisst: Free, not counting the cost of the topical creams and antibiotics.
danno_to_infinity: if the picture I saw today is actually from last night, she looks really good. Amen to needing to get rid of the toxic people in her life. i hope she can do it, I did like her once upon a time and was disheartened by her fall from grace. Frankly, she needs to get the hell out of CA in general, and LA in particular. NYC is not much better, just get away from the lime light for a while, put a few months under her belt before she tries to deal with the tinsel town twats again.Sad that she's given any where from 10 to 90 days before relapsing. Maybe y'all are right, but I hope she makes it.Amanda, on the other hand, dayum. That gal's fubar.
h3dge: I wish her the best,She deserved better parenting than she received.Side note: I never understood the glee people get from other's misery - you can do better than sniping at people during their low points.
Jarhead_h: Honestly, she needs to go someplace like Montana.
give me doughnuts: PizzaJedi81: [wizbangblog.com image 850x637][4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240][2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]She was pretty hot back in her "Parent Trap" days, too.
Jarhead_h: Honestly, she needs to go someplace like Montana. Or the Yukon, or Tanzania, or anywhere where she doesn't know the local drug pusher uniform and has no friends. Personal trainer and a year of eating organic to detox. She'll never look as good as she did in Mean Girls, which she still would if she hadn't gone off the cliff a couple of years ago, but she's still young enough that she'll get enough of her looks back. And then she should start taking cameo parts on television - like the murder victim of the week on crime dramas. Then a sit-com or something.
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