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2013-07-31 10:51:11 AM
Saw a pic of her, she's actually looking pretty healthy.

Give it time
 
2013-07-31 10:53:21 AM
I'll take one if it's free.  Care and feeding will be expensive, but I think the bondage experience will be worth it.
 
2013-07-31 10:54:02 AM
BONDING!  Bonding experience.

Ahem.
 
2013-07-31 10:56:23 AM

PoweredByIrony: I'll take one if it's free.  Care and feeding will be expensive, but I think the bondage experience will be worth it.


Go on....
 
2013-07-31 10:57:10 AM

PoweredByIrony: BONDING!  Bonding experience.

Ahem.


You had it right the first time
 
2013-07-31 10:57:29 AM
Could this be a sign of the apocalypse? (personally I welcome the apocalypse). If so, I have the popcorn, who else is bringing something for the party?

She did look good. Not "Herbie" good, but better then she has in a long while. And if the tabloid press can be believed (a serious stretch I admit) she is looking to remove the toxic people from her life as well...

I guess Amanda Bynes is going to have to pick up the slack.
 
2013-07-31 10:57:48 AM
Server is farked
 
2013-07-31 10:59:28 AM
No thanks. I'm afraid I'll catch something.
 
2013-07-31 11:01:54 AM
Overpriced.

Now, at 17 I would have paid for that
 
2013-07-31 11:09:52 AM
She'll hook back up with her insane bisexual Israeli enablers and that will be that.
 
2013-07-31 11:14:16 AM

give me doughnuts: No thanks. I'm afraid I'll catch something.


A condom or five and you're set.
 
2013-07-31 11:18:36 AM
... as if millions of tablets of Adderall and bottles of vodka in LA County cried out in terror and were suddenly purchased...
 
2013-07-31 11:19:44 AM
This is great news. The Sharknado sequel is looking for a great actress to fill Tara Reid's shoes.
 
2013-07-31 11:20:55 AM

farkingismybusiness: This is great news. The Sharknado sequel is looking for a great actress to fill Tara Reid's shoes.


I'd fill Tara Reid's shoes, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Especially American Pie Tara. ROWR.
 
2013-07-31 11:24:10 AM
I'd love a chance to disappoint her.
 
2013-07-31 11:26:35 AM
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2013-07-31 11:32:10 AM
I would love to see her make a comeback. I saw the pics of her online. She is starting..............starting...to look pretty decent again. Hope she stays clean. Drugs and alcohol are tough to overcome. I have seen many people try and fail. She has to surround herself with the right people. If she was smart she would make a statement to people (via her publicist obviously, if she has one). Let people know she admits her mistakes and is looking forward to a clean life and righting all her wrongs.  Sheople eat that shiat up.

Most importantly, Dump her farking bloodsucking parents. They are a huge part of her problem!
 
2013-07-31 11:36:29 AM

mentallo69: I would love to see her make a comeback. I saw the pics of her online. She is starting..............starting...to look pretty decent again. Hope she stays clean. Drugs and alcohol are tough to overcome. I have seen many people try and fail. She has to surround herself with the right people. If she was smart she would make a statement to people (via her publicist obviously, if she has one). Let people know she admits her mistakes and is looking forward to a clean life and righting all her wrongs.  Sheople eat that shiat up.

Most importantly, Dump her farking bloodsucking parents. They are a huge part of her problem!


I do believe her publicists keep quitting.  But yeah, it'd be fun if she could turn her life around.  I think, however, if it doesn't stick this time that a long jail sentence will do the trick.
 
2013-07-31 11:40:14 AM
I'm afraid I'll catch something... BULLSHIAT. I've hooked up with some pretty seedy girls, just wear a rubber and go to town.
 
2013-07-31 11:48:04 AM

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2013-07-31 11:55:06 AM
Maybe free only for a limited time, but at least she'll always be cheap.
 
2013-07-31 11:57:22 AM

Surool: Maybe free only for a limited time, but at least she'll always be cheap.


Well...depending on the street value of the cocaine you have on hand.
 
2013-07-31 11:58:38 AM
Anybody know what the current over/under is?
 
2013-07-31 12:01:09 PM

dabbletech: Anybody know what the current over/under is?


Who knows, sometimes users finally turn a corner. If this doesnt stick its jail for sure, she knows she cannot avoid that anymore. I think this time it will stick


until probation is over at least
 
2013-07-31 12:06:12 PM

Mr.Poops: I'm afraid I'll catch something... BULLSHIAT. I've hooked up with some pretty seedy girls, just wear a rubber and go to town.


rubbers don't work if you require pie to get off.
/dental dams? sooner fark a pineapple
 
2013-07-31 12:07:34 PM

MOGGEE: ...and Pizzajedi's bikini shot - now with leggy goodness.


yeah, but who's leg is it?
 
2013-07-31 12:07:39 PM
Lindsay is looking better, but comparing her to Liz Taylor, then Marilyn Monroe, in their prime?
Those 2 were classic 15+ on a 1 to 10 scale, Lindsay was at her best, an 8.
And she's been down around 2 and 3 so many times since then.
Still, glad she's cleaning her act up, hope that Amanda can do the same.
 
2013-07-31 12:16:25 PM
Sure, I'll take it. I am 100% positive that I can restore her. I'll even make sure the numbers match when I'm done.  Clean living, a healthy diet and exercise routine and lots of horizontal time...for sleep, yeah.
 
2013-07-31 12:22:24 PM
I give her less than 10 days.
 
2013-07-31 12:24:41 PM
It must be strange growing up under a microscope.
 
2013-07-31 12:26:10 PM
Free, not counting the cost of the topical creams and antibiotics.
 
2013-07-31 12:27:58 PM

sexorcisst: Free, not counting the cost of the topical creams and antibiotics.


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2013-07-31 12:41:11 PM
6th time in rehab is the charm? She will stay clean long enough to refill her bank account and the downward spiral will start up again.
 
2013-07-31 12:48:44 PM
I'm thinking more along the lines of "LOST OUR LEASE, EVERYTHING MUST GO" myself. She turned 27 this month, and you know what that means.
 
2013-07-31 12:49:03 PM
FTA: director Paul Schrader recently said of Lohan's resemblance to screen legend Marilyn Monroe.

I never realized that Marilyn Monroe was so f'ed up.
 
2013-07-31 12:50:19 PM
I give her 60 days top before she gets drunk and/or high. 90 days before a run-in with the police.
 
2013-07-31 12:50:54 PM
21 days
 
2013-07-31 01:01:20 PM
Court ordered boot camp might help her.
 
2013-07-31 01:25:40 PM
if the picture I saw today is actually from last night, she looks really good.  Amen to needing to get rid of the toxic people in her life.  i hope she can do it, I did like her once upon a time and was disheartened by her fall from grace.  Frankly, she needs to get the hell out of CA in general, and LA in particular.  NYC is not much better, just get away from the lime light for a while, put a few months under her belt before she tries to deal with the tinsel town twats again.

Sad that she's given any where from 10 to 90 days before relapsing.  Maybe y'all are right, but I hope she makes it.

Amanda, on the other hand, dayum.  That gal's fubar.
 
2013-07-31 01:27:06 PM
I wish her the best,

She deserved better parenting than she received.

Side note:  I never understood the glee people get from other's misery - you can do better than sniping at people during their low points.
 
2013-07-31 01:27:45 PM

danno_to_infinity: if the picture I saw today is actually from last night, she looks really good.  Amen to needing to get rid of the toxic people in her life.  i hope she can do it, I did like her once upon a time and was disheartened by her fall from grace.  Frankly, she needs to get the hell out of CA in general, and LA in particular.  NYC is not much better, just get away from the lime light for a while, put a few months under her belt before she tries to deal with the tinsel town twats again.

Sad that she's given any where from 10 to 90 days before relapsing.  Maybe y'all are right, but I hope she makes it.

Amanda, on the other hand, dayum.  That gal's fubar.


Of course she will look "good" after 90 days without drugs or alcohol. Let's see a picture of her 90 days from now, like maybe when her next mugshot is released.
 
2013-07-31 01:32:38 PM

h3dge: I wish her the best,

She deserved better parenting than she received.

Side note:  I never understood the glee people get from other's misery - you can do better than sniping at people during their low points.


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2013-07-31 01:47:10 PM
Honestly, she needs to go someplace like Montana.  Or the Yukon, or Tanzania, or anywhere where she doesn't know the local drug pusher uniform and has no friends.  Personal trainer and a year of eating organic to detox.  She'll never look as good as she did in Mean Girls, which she still would if she hadn't gone off the cliff a couple of years ago, but she's still young enough that she'll get enough of her looks back.  And then she should start taking cameo parts on television - like the murder victim of the week on crime dramas.  Then a sit-com or something.
 
2013-07-31 01:59:47 PM

Jarhead_h: Honestly, she needs to go someplace like Montana.


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"are you just farking with me now?"
 
2013-07-31 02:07:57 PM

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She was pretty hot back in her "Parent Trap" days, too.
 
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2013-07-31 02:16:16 PM

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She was pretty hot back in her "Parent Trap" days, too.


What a shame it is. She was cute as hell as that little girl. She grew and stayed pretty (initially), had real talent and was good at her art.
She's kind of like the Darryl Strawberry of kid actors. She is just one more serious infraction from heading to a "life-as-you-knew-it-is-over" prison.
A freaking shame.

/remember watching "Parent Trap" while the ex was preggers with our daughter thinking "god, you just wanna hug the hell out of that Lindsay and kiss her little freckly cheeks, what an adorable child"
 
2013-07-31 02:32:21 PM
I wonder if she'll go shopping while out?

Shopping??? Sorry, I meant shoplifting.
 
2013-07-31 02:57:38 PM

Jarhead_h: Honestly, she needs to go someplace like Montana.  Or the Yukon, or Tanzania, or anywhere where she doesn't know the local drug pusher uniform and has no friends.  Personal trainer and a year of eating organic to detox.  She'll never look as good as she did in Mean Girls, which she still would if she hadn't gone off the cliff a couple of years ago, but she's still young enough that she'll get enough of her looks back.  And then she should start taking cameo parts on television - like the murder victim of the week on crime dramas.  Then a sit-com or something.


I.. I kinda want that life..
 
2013-07-31 03:00:21 PM
Yay, I hope she does excellent and makes all the self-righteous f*ckers eat their words.

YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE LOHAN
 
2013-07-31 03:06:20 PM

h3dge: I wish her the best,

She deserved better parenting than she received.

Side note:  I never understood the glee people get from other's misery - you can do better than sniping at people during their low points.


Something something about these people being narcissistic egomaniacal sacks of donkey sh*t that treat everyone who isn't a celeb like crap.... Karma's a biatch.
 
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