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(11 Alive)   Cumming man wins $1.5M jackpot. Well I guess you can't really blame him   (11alive.com) divider line 37
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2013-07-31 11:05:38 AM
Good lord, subby, that was a good one.  TFA unimportant, this headline stands alone.
 
2013-07-31 11:22:24 AM
I win every time.  Except I don't get paid for it.
 
2013-07-31 12:12:09 PM
Ohhhhhh yeeeeeeaaaaah
 
2013-07-31 12:13:23 PM
Is it this Michael Whatley? He looks a bit odd if so.

31.media.tumblr.com
/hot
 
2013-07-31 12:13:35 PM
I used to live near the corner of Seaman and Cumming in Inwood in Manhattan.

Yeah, that was pretty much a 24/7/365 festival of spooge jokes.
 
2013-07-31 12:16:29 PM

YoOjo: Is it this Michael Whatley? He looks a bit odd if so.


/hot


Is that a person or a WoW screencap?
 
2013-07-31 12:16:46 PM
*scans headline*

assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-07-31 12:22:39 PM
www.beautifulbodybistro.com
 
2013-07-31 12:25:11 PM
img.myconfinedspace.com
 
2013-07-31 12:30:56 PM
On National Orgasm Day? What a coinkydink.
 
2013-07-31 12:33:28 PM
So you might say that was the "money shot"?  Ba dum bump.

Sorry, I left my sunglasses at home, that was the best I could do.
 
2013-07-31 12:33:30 PM
CUMMING REPRESENT

We have the Cumming Police, Cumming WalMart, Cumming Baptist Church, and a few miles from my house you can find Cumming Dick's and Cumming BJ's right across the street from each other.  Well, OK, Cumming Best Buy is between the Cumming Dick's and the Cumming BJ's but you get the Cumming point.

/Forgot the Cumming Siemens
/Now, In Buford we have Bike Night every Thursday at the American Legion.  Cheapest drinks in town, live band this time, Grease magazine, food (Philly Cheese, burgers this time).  7:00 p.m.
 
2013-07-31 12:34:19 PM
Imagine the look on his face.
 
2013-07-31 12:34:48 PM
Now he''ll never have to cum alone.
 
2013-07-31 12:38:42 PM

KidneyStone: CUMMING REPRESENT

We have the Cumming Police, Cumming WalMart, Cumming Baptist Church, and a few miles from my house you can find Cumming Dick's and Cumming BJ's right across the street from each other.  Well, OK, Cumming Best Buy is between the Cumming Dick's and the Cumming BJ's but you get the Cumming point.

/Forgot the Cumming Siemens
/Now, In Buford we have Bike Night every Thursday at the American Legion.  Cheapest drinks in town, live band this time, Grease magazine, food (Philly Cheese, burgers this time).  7:00 p.m.


Former resident of Rockport Ct. off Buford Dam Road, here.

/80s
 
2013-07-31 12:43:58 PM
He can pay for the Happy Ending now.

Kathleen is happy

A truly Climatic moment.

I understand he's moving to Newborn in nine months.
 
2013-07-31 12:45:58 PM

KidneyStone: CUMMING REPRESENT

We have the Cumming Police, Cumming WalMart, Cumming Baptist Church, and a few miles from my house you can find Cumming Dick's and Cumming BJ's right across the street from each other.  Well, OK, Cumming Best Buy is between the Cumming Dick's and the Cumming BJ's but you get the Cumming point.

/Forgot the Cumming Siemens
/Now, In Buford we have Bike Night every Thursday at the American Legion.  Cheapest drinks in town, live band this time, Grease magazine, food (Philly Cheese, burgers this time).  7:00 p.m.


Yet, they don't have a Love Shack there.
 
2013-07-31 12:46:24 PM

KidneyStone: CUMMING REPRESENT

We have the Cumming Police, Cumming WalMart, Cumming Baptist Church, and a few miles from my house you can find Cumming Dick's and Cumming BJ's right across the street from each other.  Well, OK, Cumming Best Buy is between the Cumming Dick's and the Cumming BJ's but you get the Cumming point.

/Forgot the Cumming Siemens
/Now, In Buford we have Bike Night every Thursday at the American Legion.  Cheapest drinks in town, live band this time, Grease magazine, food (Philly Cheese, burgers this time).  7:00 p.m.


I pulled out of Buford 5 years ago, I decided I'd rather be off the Dam road in Cumming.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-31 12:47:57 PM
We just got our first picture of jackpot winner..

bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-31 12:49:23 PM

blatz514: I win every time.  Except I don't get paid for it.


....and She loses.  Or doesn't win as well to be more accurate.
 
2013-07-31 12:52:59 PM
I guess you could say the Cumming man got the

<sunglasses>

Money shot.

/Yeeeeaaaahhhhh
 
2013-07-31 12:53:01 PM

d23: blatz514: I win every time.  Except I don't get paid for it.

....and She loses.  Or doesn't win as well to be more accurate.


Ha.  Who said I was with a girl?

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-07-31 01:02:55 PM
i1.ytimg.com

I have a friend who considered buying a house in Cumming.
 
2013-07-31 01:04:31 PM
memecrunch.com
 
2013-07-31 01:06:29 PM

bopis: Imagine the look on his face.


i48.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 01:08:50 PM

KidneyStone: CUMMING REPRESENT


Fist bump. /Cumming Highway off exit 13.
 
2013-07-31 01:10:26 PM
Phrasing!
i548.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 01:15:25 PM

FatPrincess: KidneyStone: CUMMING REPRESENT

Fist bump. /Cumming Highway off exit 13.


Is there a cumming university or high school? I call copyright on the "We are Marshall Cumming" tshirts.
 
2013-07-31 01:24:12 PM
Don't you hate when Publisher's Clearinghouse people knock when you are Cumming?
 
2013-07-31 01:31:32 PM

bopis: FatPrincess: KidneyStone: CUMMING REPRESENT

Fist bump. /Cumming Highway off exit 13.

Is there a cumming university or high school? I call copyright on the "We are Marshall Cumming" tshirts.


No. Just Forsyth County, home of the Klansmen.
 
2013-07-31 02:25:52 PM

Another Government Employee: bopis: FatPrincess: KidneyStone: CUMMING REPRESENT

Fist bump. /Cumming Highway off exit 13.

Is there a cumming university or high school? I call copyright on the "We are Marshall Cumming" tshirts.

No. Just Forsyth County, home of the Klansmen.


The Stone Mountain area is where a lot of them are.  I've lived here for 6 years and haven't knowingly met one.  Outlaws, Hoodlums, and Wingmen are another story.
 
2013-07-31 02:27:34 PM

bopis: FatPrincess: KidneyStone: CUMMING REPRESENT

Fist bump. /Cumming Highway off exit 13.

Is there a cumming university or high school? I call copyright on the "We are Marshall Cumming" tshirts.


www.forsyth.k12.ga.us
 
2013-07-31 02:37:33 PM

KidneyStone: Another Government Employee: bopis: FatPrincess: KidneyStone: CUMMING REPRESENT

Fist bump. /Cumming Highway off exit 13.

Is there a cumming university or high school? I call copyright on the "We are Marshall Cumming" tshirts.

No. Just Forsyth County, home of the Klansmen.

The Stone Mountain area is where a lot of them are.  I've lived here for 6 years and haven't knowingly met one.  Outlaws, Hoodlums, and Wingmen are another story.


Most of them "White Flighted" out of Stone Mountain in the 1980's and 1990's.  They still do occassonal rallies down there, but they moved up to North Gwinnett, Forsyth and South Hall.
 
2013-07-31 03:53:21 PM
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2013-07-31 03:59:55 PM
Did he win the powerballs jackpot?
 
2013-07-31 06:53:38 PM
Wow.  My city made fark.  Cool.  :)

/shocked... SHOCKED there was a joke about the city name!
 
2013-07-31 06:55:52 PM

FatPrincess: KidneyStone: CUMMING REPRESENT

Fist bump. /Cumming Highway off exit 13.


Off Buford Highway / exit 14
 
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