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2013-07-31 11:31:20 AM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 11:34:02 AM  
When paid better than minimum wage spell more you will.
 
2013-07-31 11:54:03 AM  
This is the result of one ti many martoonies.
 
2013-07-31 11:56:16 AM  
Fark, I am disappoint.

I saw this on my local Hicksville morning news before it appeared here.
 
2013-07-31 11:56:37 AM  
Do not parking.
 
2013-07-31 11:57:34 AM  
www.laughtotears.com
 
2013-07-31 11:58:13 AM  
Signs don't drink, silly.
They're all on meth.
 
2013-07-31 11:58:43 AM  
New from the Dyslexic sign products company!
 
2013-07-31 11:59:09 AM  
I'll go with the person from tfa who said that it was probably done on purpose. This sign catches the attention far better than the standard sign.
 
2013-07-31 12:00:20 PM  
blu.stb.s-msn.com
 
2013-07-31 12:00:30 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-07-31 12:01:07 PM  
The sign maker evidently graduated from:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-31 12:01:45 PM  
i294.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 12:02:24 PM  
How well is our kids learning?

STOP HIRING ILLEGALS.
 
2013-07-31 12:04:33 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-07-31 12:07:08 PM  

puddleonfire: How well is our kids learning?

STOP HIRING ILLEGALS.


Wouldn't that make the employer illegal too? Why aren't CEOs in jail for breaking employment laws?

Arrest and seize a few businesses which hire undocumented workers and you bet immigration reform would pass in a week.
 
2013-07-31 12:07:30 PM  

gweilo8888:


I do loves me some Engrish.

To this day it is the only site I browse and laugh till I cry.
 
2013-07-31 12:09:21 PM  

DerAppie: I'll go with the person from tfa who said that it was probably done on purpose. This sign catches the attention far better than the standard sign.


This. It's the same reason why the speed limit signs in and around Disneyland all say 14 MPH. They're eye catching, and make you conscious of your speed.
 
2013-07-31 12:09:24 PM  
Here's your sign... now, "Get a brain morans... GO USA!"

/sigh... can't post pictures...
 
2013-07-31 12:09:34 PM  
IIRC, Disneyland does something like this...posting a 14mph speed limit in their parking lot, rather than 15mph, as it grabs your attention.
 
2013-07-31 12:10:34 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-07-31 12:10:40 PM  
SCOHOL
 
2013-07-31 12:13:29 PM  

eyemarten: To this day it is the only site I browse and laugh till I cry.


I grew up surrounded by Engrish, and I still laugh til I cry.
 
2013-07-31 12:14:05 PM  
Drively has been doing a lot of speed lately.

images.wikia.com
 
2013-07-31 12:14:17 PM  
Well at least it doesn't have sharp edges.
 
2013-07-31 12:20:11 PM  

Revek: When paid better than minimum wage spell more you will.


See, even that's backwards. Everybody knows that when you spell better, you'll be able to earn more. This is why you work at McDonald's.
 
2013-07-31 12:21:18 PM  
Which country is making our signs now?
 
2013-07-31 12:29:33 PM  
Great headline, subby.
 
2013-07-31 12:39:26 PM  

DerAppie: I'll go with the person from tfa who said that it was probably done on purpose. This sign catches the attention far better than the standard sign.


"what does that sign say? I'm going to take a pic of this stupid sign with my ph-" *THUD*
 
2013-07-31 12:48:42 PM  

bopis: DerAppie: I'll go with the person from tfa who said that it was probably done on purpose. This sign catches the attention far better than the standard sign.

"what does that sign say? I'm going to take a pic of this stupid sign with my ph-" *THUD*


At that level of stupid they hit something because they were playing with their telephone anyway. Maybe because they were texting or because a hedgehog was crossing the road and they wanted to take a picture or that.
 
2013-07-31 01:22:31 PM  
www.principalspage.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

www.searchamelia.com

...they must have all attended unversity

extras.mnginteractive.com
 
2013-07-31 01:29:36 PM  
Some drivers speculate the mistake was made on purpose to grab the attention of drivers and, in turn, make them slow down.

More likely it grabs a driver's attention and holds it, distracting him as he runs over a pre-schooler.
 
2013-07-31 01:35:06 PM  

Ivo Shandor: The sign maker evidently graduated from:
[i.imgur.com image 640x360]


Hey, I used to go to that school! That used to be Washington Elementary School.
 
2013-07-31 01:48:56 PM  

acad1228: Ivo Shandor: The sign maker evidently graduated from:
[i.imgur.com image 640x360]

Hey, I used to go to that school! That used to be Washington Elementary SchoolShcool.


FTFY
 
2013-07-31 01:51:00 PM  
Get me Quailty Control, stta!

i1351.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 01:56:47 PM  
So, are we outsourcing our sign making to China now?
 
2013-07-31 01:57:13 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-07-31 02:16:40 PM  

croesius: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x303]


Whoa
 
2013-07-31 02:28:27 PM  
Ireland's Psychic Roadways:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-31 02:42:04 PM  

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 460x363]


RIGHT LANE MUST RIGHT LEFT is at least a very well done fake and funny.

Crinklepouch: [www.laughtotears.com image 439x332]


This is just a terrible excuse for a shoop, though. They didn't even copy-paste, they just used a whole different font!
 
2013-07-31 02:52:44 PM  

croesius:


We need gnus.
 
2013-07-31 03:19:56 PM  
I don't like this ploy. Everytime I see a sign like this or better yet speedbumps I go faster. I just don't care.
 
2013-07-31 03:42:08 PM  

KJUW89: Great headline, subby.


Agreed.

Next order of business: Why is Drively slowing go fast school arounds, and catch cans anyone them?
 
2013-07-31 04:07:47 PM  
I don't understand these "Slow down" and "Drive slowly" signs. I couldn't even find them in the list of official US road signs. Do you have to slow down to a certain speed when you see these signs, or can you freely ignore them? Seriously asking.

In contrast, we have these unambiguous signs in Europe.

upload.wikimedia.orgupload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-31 04:23:01 PM  

traylor: I don't understand these "Slow down" and "Drive slowly" signs. I couldn't even find them in the list of official US road signs. Do you have to slow down to a certain speed when you see these signs, or can you freely ignore them? Seriously asking.

In contrast, we have these unambiguous signs in Europe.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 60x52][upload.wikimedia.org image 60x60]


upload.wikimedia.org  Dance Troupe Ahead?

upload.wikimedia.org Bulls-eye 30 points?
 
2013-07-31 04:41:25 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: traylor: I don't understand these "Slow down" and "Drive slowly" signs. I couldn't even find them in the list of official US road signs. Do you have to slow down to a certain speed when you see these signs, or can you freely ignore them? Seriously asking.

In contrast, we have these unambiguous signs in Europe.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 60x52]  Dance Troupe Ahead?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 60x60] Bulls-eye 30 points?


No, actually that's "Pyramid people ahead" and "Hit 30 for a free pizza". See, it's much easier to drive when the signs make sense.
 
2013-07-31 04:43:04 PM  

freewill: Revek: When paid better than minimum wage spell more you will.

See, even that's backwards. Everybody knows that when you spell better, you'll be able to earn more. This is why you work at McDonald's.


I've often dreamed of working at mcdonalds.
 
2013-07-31 05:31:48 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: [upload.wikimedia.org image 60x52]  Dance Troupe Ahead?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 60x60] Bulls-eye 30 points?


Don't forget the ever-present "Man struggling to open jammed umbrella":

imageshack.us
 
2013-07-31 07:04:40 PM  
www.clickorlando.com
i.imgflip.com
 
2013-07-31 09:37:14 PM  

"traylor: I don't understand these "Slow down" and "Drive slowly" signs. I couldn't even find them in the list of official US road signs. Do you have to slow down to a certain speed when you see these signs, or can you freely ignore them? Seriously asking.

In contrast, we have these unambiguous signs in Europe.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 60x52][upload.wikimedia.org image 60x60]



FTA: "A privately posted sign near a pre-school is certainly grabbing the attention of drivers. However, it may not serve its intended purpose."


Does that help clarify why you can't find those signs in the official signage lists?
 
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