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(New Musical Express)   DMX files for bankruptcy, will be forced to auction off his X   (nme.com) divider line 31
    More: Sad, DMX, DMX files, Earl Simmons, bankruptcy  
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1752 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 31 Jul 2013 at 10:05 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-31 10:11:48 AM  
This is what happens when people who've never had a dime to their name get more money than they know what to do with it.
 
2013-07-31 10:14:26 AM  
After his epic record of good choices and low key lifestyle? I find this hard to believe.

/no, I don't
 
2013-07-31 10:14:33 AM  
drugline.org
So he'll have the same name as a cough syrup, Subby? I don't get it.
 
2013-07-31 10:27:44 AM  
Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY HOUSE, UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE
 
2013-07-31 10:29:13 AM  
Buying truckloads of Newports isn't an investment.
 
2013-07-31 10:31:40 AM  

Mentat: Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY HOUSE, UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE


holy shiat, I laughed.
 
2013-07-31 10:33:16 AM  

Mentat: Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY HOUSE, UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE


media.screened.com
 
2013-07-31 10:34:31 AM  
Y'all gon' make me lose my dough up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me go homeless up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me kill a fool up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me lose my food up in here, up in here
 
2013-07-31 10:43:17 AM  

Mentat: Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY HOUSE, UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE


Win, +1 internets, et. al.
 
2013-07-31 10:44:45 AM  
Wondered why he was playing a little brew pub in New Hope, PA earlier this month.
 
2013-07-31 10:45:34 AM  
Cats got they hands out wantin something from me
I ain't got it so you can't get it
Lets leave it at that cuz I ain't wit it

/ MORE LYRICS!
 
2013-07-31 10:51:26 AM  
Stop, drop, shut 'em down...close down shop?
 
2013-07-31 10:54:14 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Mentat: Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY HOUSE, UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE

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What ya really want?

/love DMX
 
2013-07-31 11:08:55 AM  
I guess he didn't realize his finances had plateaued.
 
2013-07-31 11:25:45 AM  

Mentat: Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY HOUSE, UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE


I hit the "Funny" button so hard I damaged it, you magnificent bastard!
 
2013-07-31 11:31:48 AM  
I guess he spent his money on his babies mamas!
 
2013-07-31 11:33:04 AM  
Doesn't Make eXcrement
 
2013-07-31 11:42:26 AM  
 
2013-07-31 11:45:59 AM  
FTFA:  The purpose of this bankruptcy filing is for reorganization so he can perform for his fans oversees [sic]. We are currently planning a tour in Europe and Africa for the fall of 2013." According to US law, you cannot get a passport if you owe more than $2,500 (£1,600) or more in child support.


Lovely.  What a fine, upstanding member of the human race...
 
2013-07-31 11:52:04 AM  
So.... he's got debt to his name, cuz he's a broke ass n****?

(if you don't get this reference, go away)
 
2013-07-31 12:01:19 PM  

Mentat: Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY HOUSE, UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE


I know you're already TotalFark: but the bosses here should give you a free year or two subscription just for that.
 
2013-07-31 12:06:03 PM  

rudemix: After his epic record of good choices and low key lifestyle? I find this hard to believe.


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-07-31 01:18:50 PM  
icons.duckduckgo.com - just another way to say "Muzak"

Now, can we get Sirius XM back on DirecTV?
 
2013-07-31 01:34:06 PM  
As he most recently pulled over in a '78 Plymouth Volare wagon, bankruptcy is not much of a surprise.
 
2013-07-31 01:57:15 PM  
X gonna give it to ya (for a deep discount)
 
2013-07-31 02:02:09 PM  

Mentat: Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY HOUSE, UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE


Oh, LAWD! I laughed so hard!
 
2013-07-31 03:39:14 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: [drugline.org image 320x320]
So he'll have the same name as a cough syrup, Subby? I don't get it.


Lol.

I had to log on just to give Subby +1.
 
2013-07-31 05:30:39 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Mentat: Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY HOUSE, UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE

[media.screened.com image 500x384]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-31 06:26:27 PM  
I want him to record 'London Bridge'. That shiat would be awesome.
 
2013-07-31 06:49:24 PM  
Where da cash, where da cash, where da cash at?
 
2013-07-31 11:28:45 PM  
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DMX!!! YOU MUST PAY CHILD SUPPORT!!!!
 
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