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(Chicago Trib)   Smoking kills two brothers   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 17
    More: Sad, SMOKiNG KiLLS, Evanston, brothers, relatives  
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2013-07-31 09:54:09 AM  
OK, that's horrible :(
 
2013-07-31 09:54:42 AM  

Smoking kills two brothers


The Tribune has learned that the brothers' last name was King, and that the two men were named Nosmo and Nopar.
 
2013-07-31 09:57:50 AM  
They were both shot several times, but yeah, you get me those autopsy results.  There's been a nasty intestinal virus going around this year and we need to rule it out as cause of death.
 
2013-07-31 09:58:54 AM  
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Secondhand...Smoke
 
2013-07-31 09:59:19 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: They were both shot several times, but yeah, you get me those autopsy results.  There's been a nasty intestinal virus going around this year and we need to rule it out as cause of death.


I wonder if insurance needs the autopsy report so they can rule this as a cause of death related to smoking so they can cheap out the payments to the family.
 
2013-07-31 10:01:26 AM  
I'm down there like every week, I have lunch across the street from there all the time.

Yeesh.
 
2013-07-31 10:02:43 AM  
Is subby admitting to a crime or something? Seeing that it's two Muslim brothers that died and the police aren't willing to divulge details, could this be subby going after the two brothers because they sell smoking products on Ramadan?! Damn Sharia law subby.

/got nothing actually thanks to the article subby picked
//probably just a botched robbery instead
 
2013-07-31 10:03:43 AM  
they sounds muslim

/so it begins
 
2013-07-31 10:19:08 AM  
Dude on NeoGAF is related to these guys and made a thread there about it.  Such an awful incident.
 
2013-07-31 10:29:12 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Is subby admitting to a crime or something? Seeing that it's two Muslim brothers that died and the police aren't willing to divulge details, could this be subby going after the two brothers because they sell smoking products on Ramadan?! Damn Sharia law subby.

/got nothing actually thanks to the article subby picked
//probably just a botched robbery instead




Sounds more like a successful robbery to me.

/When the take is large enough, killing the victims isn't out of the ordinary. Now nobody even knows what was taken.
 
2013-07-31 10:32:37 AM  

Yakk: OK, that's horrible :(


Especially the surprise auto-play ad, subby.
 
2013-07-31 10:45:45 AM  

Alonjar: DarkSoulNoHope: Is subby admitting to a crime or something? Seeing that it's two Muslim brothers that died and the police aren't willing to divulge details, could this be subby going after the two brothers because they sell smoking products on Ramadan?! Damn Sharia law subby.

/got nothing actually thanks to the article subby picked
//probably just a botched robbery instead

Sounds more like a successful robbery to me.

/When the take is large enough, killing the victims isn't out of the ordinary. Now nobody even knows what was taken.


I for some reason am curious how big a "take" you can get from a smoke shop (unless they were actually selling the drugs and not just the paraphernalia) that requires the murder of any witnesses.
 
2013-07-31 10:57:58 AM  

TheSelphie: Dude on NeoGAF is related to these guys and made a thread there about it.  Such an awful incident.


I just made a NeoGAF account because I want to express my condolences, but uh, apparently getting approved takes a while. :/
 
2013-07-31 11:10:44 AM  

Alonjar: DarkSoulNoHope: Is subby admitting to a crime or something? Seeing that it's two Muslim brothers that died and the police aren't willing to divulge details, could this be subby going after the two brothers because they sell smoking products on Ramadan?! Damn Sharia law subby.

/got nothing actually thanks to the article subby picked
//probably just a botched robbery instead

Sounds more like a successful robbery to me.

/When the take is large enough, killing the victims isn't out of the ordinary. Now nobody even knows what was taken.


They didn't mention anything being taken or that the register was disturbed. Maybe it is something the family wants to remain tight lipped about.
 
2013-07-31 11:17:12 AM  
The only thing I can imagine a store like that having (legitimately) that is worth enough to kill for is antique meerchaum pipes.
 
2013-07-31 01:14:44 PM  
Menthols?
 
2013-07-31 04:21:58 PM  

Reginald Maudling: TheSelphie: Dude on NeoGAF is related to these guys and made a thread there about it.  Such an awful incident.

I just made a NeoGAF account because I want to express my condolences, but uh, apparently getting approved takes a while. :/


Yeah I'm not a member, I just read it.  I think I would probably waste way too much time there/get banned if I made an account, so I just lurk.
 
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