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(Huffington Post UK)   In honor of National Orgasm Day, here are 15 politicians' O faces   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 47
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2013-07-31 09:52:20 AM
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-07-31 10:20:22 AM
Is this only in England? Shouldn't it be spelled "Ourgausm"?
 
2013-07-31 10:28:38 AM

James!: Is this only in England? Shouldn't it be spelled "Ourgausm"?


static.moviefanatic.com

"Since you're here.  And I'm here.  Shouldn't it be called ourgasm?"
 
2013-07-31 10:33:13 AM

I_C_Weener: James!: Is this only in England? Shouldn't it be spelled "Ourgausm"?

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"Since you're here.  And I'm here.  Shouldn't it be called ourgasm?"


Weener, we've talked about this, you're married.
 
2013-07-31 10:39:46 AM
I've already contributed twice today.
 
2013-07-31 10:40:15 AM

James!: I_C_Weener: James!: Is this only in England? Shouldn't it be spelled "Ourgausm"?

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"Since you're here.  And I'm here.  Shouldn't it be called ourgasm?"

Weener, we've talked about this, you're married.


www.jaredmobarak.com

SOME THINGS YOU DONT TALK ABOUT IN PUBLIC!
 
2013-07-31 10:41:18 AM
Ed Balls. LOL.
 
2013-07-31 10:42:54 AM

I_C_Weener: James!: Is this only in England? Shouldn't it be spelled "Ourgausm"?

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"Since you're here.  And I'm here.  Shouldn't it be called ourgasm?"


"Correct Spicoli, now bend over the desk right now and here....now why doesn't everyone here come up and get a piece of ourgasm"
 
2013-07-31 10:43:51 AM
Oh please no Chris Christie
 
2013-07-31 10:44:07 AM
Is there going to be some public erection to commemorate National Orgasm Day?
 
2013-07-31 10:45:01 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: I_C_Weener: James!: Is this only in England? Shouldn't it be spelled "Ourgausm"?

[static.moviefanatic.com image 312x265]

"Since you're here.  And I'm here.  Shouldn't it be called ourgasm?"

"Correct Spicoli, now bend over the desk right now and here....now why doesn't everyone here come up and get a piece of ourgasm"


lol
 
2013-07-31 10:46:25 AM

Arnprior Joe: Oh please no Chris Christie


realitybasedbob.sayanythingblog.com
 
2013-07-31 10:51:21 AM
Waiting for Weiner.
 
2013-07-31 10:51:33 AM
Australia's contribution...

www.abc.net.au
 
2013-07-31 10:51:49 AM
Angela Merkel, it's so funny because in old Vaudeville and Burlesque shows a "merkel" is like a pubic toupee for women who don't have pubic hair because of disease or having to shave to keep from having crabs. This is so funny because with Obama's transparency agenda (socialism) and the blatant ripoffs of assets legally held by Halliburton to finance Obama's War on the American Consumer (thank you Obamacare) and Clinton's pending run for (march on) the White House in 2016, it's so typical that they'd use their liberal mouthpiece, Huffington Post, or as we call it here at the office, "Huffington's Oral Satisfaction for Democratzis", they'd call up Merkal as a subject for their sex-obsessed blogsite. Oh, make fun of something that you'd scream and yell about because VA Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli wants to keep people from murdering their babies so he requires a perfectly normal obstetric procedure but everyone screams, "GET OUT OF OUR W*MBS!" and calls him a misanthoper, but I guess it's OK because Merkel and Bush were friends and they just want to shame and smear anyone decent enough to have been associated with the Bush Presidency. Because nobody ever accused President Bush of having crabs or needing something. But they'll say it about others, because it's easy and a cheap laugh. I wonder what Michelle Obama looks like when she has an Org*sm, huh? Or do you think she had their children through test-tube-implants so she wouldn't have to have OMG SEX with her husband because she was too busy underminding traditional marriage with her Feminazi agendas and socialisms.
 
2013-07-31 10:52:52 AM
This thread is fake.
 
2013-07-31 10:52:55 AM

dj_spanmaster: Waiting for Weiner.


static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-07-31 10:57:59 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Angela Merkel, it's so funny because in old Vaudeville and Burlesque shows a "merkel" is like a pubic toupee for women who don't have pubic hair because of disease or having to shave to keep from having crabs. This is so funny because with Obama's transparency agenda (socialism) and the blatant ripoffs of assets legally held by Halliburton to finance Obama's War on the American Consumer (thank you Obamacare) and Clinton's pending run for (march on) the White House in 2016, it's so typical that they'd use their liberal mouthpiece, Huffington Post, or as we call it here at the office, "Huffington's Oral Satisfaction for Democratzis", they'd call up Merkal as a subject for their sex-obsessed blogsite. Oh, make fun of something that you'd scream and yell about because VA Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli wants to keep people from murdering their babies so he requires a perfectly normal obstetric procedure but everyone screams, "GET OUT OF OUR W*MBS!" and calls him a misanthoper, but I guess it's OK because Merkel and Bush were friends and they just want to shame and smear anyone decent enough to have been associated with the Bush Presidency. Because nobody ever accused President Bush of having crabs or needing something. But they'll say it about others, because it's easy and a cheap laugh. I wonder what Michelle Obama looks like when she has an Org*sm, huh? Or do you think she had their children through test-tube-implants so she wouldn't have to have OMG SEX with her husband because she was too busy underminding traditional marriage with her Feminazi agendas and socialisms.


Speaking of orgasms, you know when you're really sick, like NyQuil and a gallon of orange juice before napping sick, and you still go ahead and wrestle with Kong and the end result is a small, curdled mess that could be cleaned up with a solitary tissue? That's what this post is.
 
2013-07-31 10:57:59 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: Is there going to be some public erection to commemorate National Orgasm Day?


And it looks like we're done here.
 
2013-07-31 10:58:00 AM
Waiting for O'Donnell and Bachman.  Conservative women have the best O faces.
 
2013-07-31 11:02:03 AM

NewWorldDan: Waiting for O'Donnell and Bachman.  Conservative women have the best O faces.


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2013-07-31 11:02:57 AM
In honour of National Orgasm Day, make all your privates stand up and salute!
 
2013-07-31 11:03:28 AM

dj_spanmaster: Waiting for Weiner.


That's what she said.
 
2013-07-31 11:07:45 AM

tommyl66: Speaking of orgasms, you know when you're really sick, like NyQuil and a gallon of orange juice before napping sick, and you still go ahead and wrestle with Kong and the end result is a small, curdled mess that could be cleaned up with a solitary tissue? That's what this post is.


You know those kinds of orgasms, the kind where it really never full comes out. You know how you pull on that curdled mess and you can feel the strand stretching through your peen and all the way back to your prostate, and you can feel the tug on it. Every male here knows exactly what I'm talking about.

And now all of you cannot unknow this
 
2013-07-31 11:11:16 AM

DarwiOdrade: NewWorldDan: Waiting for O'Donnell and Bachman.  Conservative women have the best O faces.

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I  think 'Chele's hubby is more use to eating "corndogs"...if you know-whad-i-mean...
 
2013-07-31 11:13:26 AM
curdled?
 
2013-07-31 11:14:42 AM
no, really, ... curdled?
 
2013-07-31 11:15:05 AM

NewWorldDan: Waiting for O'Donnell and Bachman.  Conservative women have the best O faces.


Just remember: O'Donnell is AGAINST masturbation, so she only gets those "O Faces" when she's with her husband and thinking about her husband.

/and to think the Republican party wonders why there's issues...
//hey, folks? It's not your message, it's these batshiat coonts you keep offering us as options!
 
2013-07-31 11:20:44 AM

NewWorldDan: Conservative women have the best O faces.


i217.photobucket.com

Not always.
 
2013-07-31 11:20:51 AM
www.troll.me
 
2013-07-31 11:21:18 AM
in honour of this great day... we need a yoga pants thread
 
2013-07-31 11:24:25 AM

kvinesknows: in honour of this great day... we need a yoga pants thread


well, ok....
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-31 11:30:14 AM

tommyl66: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Angela Merkel, it's so funny because in old Vaudeville and Burlesque shows a "merkel" is like a pubic toupee for women who don't have pubic hair because of disease or having to shave to keep from having crabs. This is so funny because with Obama's transparency agenda (socialism) and the blatant ripoffs of assets legally held by Halliburton to finance Obama's War on the American Consumer (thank you Obamacare) and Clinton's pending run for (march on) the White House in 2016, it's so typical that they'd use their liberal mouthpiece, Huffington Post, or as we call it here at the office, "Huffington's Oral Satisfaction for Democratzis", they'd call up Merkal as a subject for their sex-obsessed blogsite. Oh, make fun of something that you'd scream and yell about because VA Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli wants to keep people from murdering their babies so he requires a perfectly normal obstetric procedure but everyone screams, "GET OUT OF OUR W*MBS!" and calls him a misanthoper, but I guess it's OK because Merkel and Bush were friends and they just want to shame and smear anyone decent enough to have been associated with the Bush Presidency. Because nobody ever accused President Bush of having crabs or needing something. But they'll say it about others, because it's easy and a cheap laugh. I wonder what Michelle Obama looks like when she has an Org*sm, huh? Or do you think she had their children through test-tube-implants so she wouldn't have to have OMG SEX with her husband because she was too busy underminding traditional marriage with her Feminazi agendas and socialisms.

Speaking of orgasms, you know when you're really sick, like NyQuil and a gallon of orange juice before napping sick, and you still go ahead and wrestle with Kong and the end result is a small, curdled mess that could be cleaned up with a solitary tissue? That's what this post is.


Single tissue? Surely a Wet Ones®, at least. Go with the anti-bacterial, since you're sick.

themamareport.com
 
2013-07-31 11:30:51 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Angela Merkel, it's so funny because in old Vaudeville and Burlesque shows a "merkel" is like a pubic toupee for women who don't have pubic hair because of disease or having to shave to keep from having crabs.


Nice try, but the word you were looking for is "merkin," yes "merkin."  Please deduct 5 points and hang your head in shame.
 
2013-07-31 11:41:01 AM
That was awful. Has TFA writer ever actually seen an "O" face?
 
2013-07-31 11:41:01 AM

DarwiOdrade: kvinesknows: in honour of this great day... we need a yoga pants thread

well, ok....
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pfft.  cant even hardly see his junk or his ass.  Thats a pretty piss poor excuse for yoga pants.
 
2013-07-31 11:47:52 AM

kvinesknows: DarwiOdrade: kvinesknows: in honour of this great day... we need a yoga pants thread

well, ok....
[i.imgur.com image 500x600]

pfft.  cant even hardly see his junk or his ass.  Thats a pretty piss poor excuse for yoga pants.


He was doing alright until I got to his goofy face.
 
2013-07-31 11:55:28 AM
DarwiOdrade:

LOLOLOL LOL LOL
LOLOLOL LOLOL

I love this post... and I don't even like penis.

AngryJailhouseFistfark:
Single tissue? Surely a Wet Ones®, at least. Go with the anti-bacterial, since you're sick.

Um no.  Unscented natural baby wipes for the post-coital cleanup win.  Natural ones from the hippie store, not the cheapo ones from Walmart with SDS in them.  It's like being licked clean by unicorns.
 
2013-07-31 12:46:06 PM

xanadian: In honour of National Orgasm Day, make all your privates stand up and salute!


There is a relatively large section of the population that have a problem with that.
 
2013-07-31 01:01:02 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Angela Merkel, it's so funny because in old Vaudeville and Burlesque shows a "merkel" is like a pubic toupee for women who don't have pubic hair because of disease or having to shave to keep from having crabs.


It's called a merkin.  Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
 
2013-07-31 01:57:13 PM

TheLastFrontiersman: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Angela Merkel, it's so funny because in old Vaudeville and Burlesque shows a "merkel" is like a pubic toupee for women who don't have pubic hair because of disease or having to shave to keep from having crabs.

Nice try, but the word you were looking for is "merkin," yes "merkin."  Please deduct 5 points and hang your head in shame.


Inquizition: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Angela Merkel, it's so funny because in old Vaudeville and Burlesque shows a "merkel" is like a pubic toupee for women who don't have pubic hair because of disease or having to shave to keep from having crabs.

It's called a merkin.  Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin



SEE?!? It's this kind of Counter-Patriotism that is killing 'Merka, from the inside out, like a Cancer or a tumor or malignancy and making you pee blood and pus, because your hearts are so infected with anti-American feelings and your poisonous Liberal hatred of your Homeland. You feel it necessary to associate your nation with a crab-lice infested dancer's crotch hair-piece because you've obviously been taught to hate your country. Probably by some liberal public school teacher who thought we would be better off as communists living in a communist state under a Marxist president and Fidel Castro and taking all of our guns so we can't rebel against the tyrants like our forefathers did in 1789 when they rebelled. You think you're smart with your elitism and internationalism and "I don't honor my country because I'm a world citizen one-world new order government with athiests and homasexuals teaching your children how to put condoms on fruit instead of Jesus and the Ten Commandments. What makes you think Jesus will recognize you when He comes in Glory one day (soon) to judge all things? Would you put Jesus in a showgirl's hairless bikini area to cover her disease? Would that be a funny joke for you and your friends to laugh about and make fun over?
 
2013-07-31 02:01:18 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Would you put Jesus in a showgirl's hairless bikini area to cover her disease?


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2013-07-31 02:27:06 PM
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/Pow, right in the kisser!
 
2013-07-31 03:29:09 PM
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2013-07-31 03:37:38 PM
 
2013-07-31 04:11:16 PM
Is The Buzzcocks'  Orgasm Addict the official theme song for the day?

Lyrics contain a coupla f-bombs.
 
2013-07-31 06:28:55 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: TheLastFrontiersman: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Angela Merkel, it's so funny because in old Vaudeville and Burlesque shows a "merkel" is like a pubic toupee for women who don't have pubic hair because of disease or having to shave to keep from having crabs.

Nice try, but the word you were looking for is "merkin," yes "merkin."  Please deduct 5 points and hang your head in shame.

Inquizition: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Angela Merkel, it's so funny because in old Vaudeville and Burlesque shows a "merkel" is like a pubic toupee for women who don't have pubic hair because of disease or having to shave to keep from having crabs.

It's called a merkin.  Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin


SEE?!? It's this kind of Counter-Patriotism that is killing 'Merka, from the inside out, like a Cancer or a tumor or malignancy and making you pee blood and pus, because your hearts are so infected with anti-American feelings and your poisonous Liberal hatred of your Homeland. You feel it necessary to associate your nation with a crab-lice infested dancer's crotch hair-piece because you've obviously been taught to hate your country. Probably by some liberal public school teacher who thought we would be better off as communists living in a communist state under a Marxist president and Fidel Castro and taking all of our guns so we can't rebel against the tyrants like our forefathers did in 1789 when they rebelled. You think you're smart with your elitism and internationalism and "I don't honor my country because I'm a world citizen one-world new order government with athiests and homasexuals teaching your children how to put condoms on fruit instead of Jesus and the Ten Commandments. What makes you think Jesus will recognize you when He comes in Glory one day (soon) to judge all things? Would you put Jesus in a showgirl's hairless bikini area to cover her disease? Would that be a funny joke for you and your friends to laugh about and make fun over?


When Jesus comes again in glory, will there be free Watney's Red Barrel?
 
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