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(Short List)   What do you mean you've booked us in for two weeks at the Ocarina of Time's Water Temple???   (shortlist.com) divider line 38
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2013-07-31 06:23:07 AM
Coincidentally, that's how long it'll take you to find check in.
 
2013-07-31 09:39:15 AM

ThatDarkFellow: Coincidentally, that's how long it'll take you to find check in.


Do they turn off the flooding at night? I would hate to be sleeping on the mid-level only to find out some brat flooded the whole place and I'm now underwater.
 
2013-07-31 09:39:23 AM
Thanks subs. I have SO much I need to get done this week. I already spend way too much time farking off at the computer.
And now I'm going to have to dig out the N64 and play Ocarina of Time tonight.

/goddammitsomuch
 
2013-07-31 11:12:31 AM
I think 2 weeks is about how much time I spent beating it the first time. I wish Nintendo would hurry the hell up with the new one so I'll have a reason to buy the Wiiu
 
2013-07-31 11:16:16 AM

ModernPrimitive01: I think 2 weeks is about how much time I spent beating it the first time. I wish Nintendo would hurry the hell up with the new one so I'll have a reason to buy the Wiiu


Two weeks is how long it took my to beat Shadow Link. I'd fight him, die a few times, get frustrated and put it down. He was worse than the Temple Boss...I don't even remember which one that was...
 
2013-07-31 11:24:59 AM

PizzaJedi81: ModernPrimitive01: I think 2 weeks is about how much time I spent beating it the first time. I wish Nintendo would hurry the hell up with the new one so I'll have a reason to buy the Wiiu

Two weeks is how long it took my to beat Shadow Link. I'd fight him, die a few times, get frustrated and put it down. He was worse than the Temple Boss...I don't even remember which one that was...


Morpheel, the giant amoeba. Laughably easy to defeat, probably as a reward for finishing the most maddening dungeon in the game.
 
2013-07-31 11:29:19 AM

BKITU: PizzaJedi81: ModernPrimitive01: I think 2 weeks is about how much time I spent beating it the first time. I wish Nintendo would hurry the hell up with the new one so I'll have a reason to buy the Wiiu

Two weeks is how long it took my to beat Shadow Link. I'd fight him, die a few times, get frustrated and put it down. He was worse than the Temple Boss...I don't even remember which one that was...

Morpheel, the giant amoeba. Laughably easy to defeat, probably as a reward for finishing the most maddening dungeon in the game.


See I felt the forest temple was harder than the water temple. Once you got the layout of the water temple, it was pretty easy to figure out. The forest temple was a maze from the get-go. And fark those creepy hands that would grab you and teleport you to the beginning.
 
2013-07-31 11:31:07 AM

ThatDarkFellow: Coincidentally, that's how long it'll take you to find check in.


You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave (without finding that one key).
 
2013-07-31 11:48:27 AM

scottydoesntknow: BKITU: PizzaJedi81: ModernPrimitive01: I think 2 weeks is about how much time I spent beating it the first time. I wish Nintendo would hurry the hell up with the new one so I'll have a reason to buy the Wiiu

Two weeks is how long it took my to beat Shadow Link. I'd fight him, die a few times, get frustrated and put it down. He was worse than the Temple Boss...I don't even remember which one that was...

Morpheel, the giant amoeba. Laughably easy to defeat, probably as a reward for finishing the most maddening dungeon in the game.

See I felt the forest temple was harder than the water temple. Once you got the layout of the water temple, it was pretty easy to figure out. The forest temple was a maze from the get-go. And fark those creepy hands that would grab you and teleport you to the beginning.


I played through Ocarina again a few months back.  This last time through the game, the difference in difficulty between the Water Temple and the Shadow Temple after it was quite staggering.  I mean, it's almost impossible to get lost in the Shadow Temple.
 
2013-07-31 11:55:01 AM
ShortList recommends you travel with...

Buckets of patience
Zora Tunic
Iron Boots
Hookshot

And for Dark Link:

DIN'S FIRE
THAT GODDAMN BIGGORON SWORD
MEGATON HAMMER
 
2013-07-31 12:00:49 PM
i.imgur.com

Sorry folks, Me and my family are already booked for Kakariko Village, where nothing bad ever happens.
 
2013-07-31 12:09:09 PM

Somacandra: ShortList recommends you travel with...

Buckets of patience
Zora Tunic
Iron Boots
Hookshot

And for Dark Link:

DIN'S FIRE
THAT GODDAMN BIGGORON SWORD
MEGATON HAMMER


No fairy jars?
/Yes, I know, not HARDCORE11111! enough
 
2013-07-31 12:12:29 PM
No Skyrim?  I'd love to vacation in Riften.
 
2013-07-31 12:13:01 PM
The water temple was the worst.  The worst boss, however, was the bongo playing guy in the Shadow Temple.
 
2013-07-31 12:14:33 PM

m1ke: The water temple was the worst.  The worst boss, however, was the bongo playing guy in the Shadow Temple.


I hated that bastard, but the boat ride to get to him was even worse.
 
2013-07-31 12:24:37 PM

m1ke: The water temple was the worst.  The worst boss, however, was the bongo playing guy in the Shadow Temple.


Nah, the worst was escorting the zora princess (who just sat there) through that big fish.
 
2013-07-31 12:32:59 PM
Evidently, no one here as tried the master quest version yet. You think just the water temple was bad? How about every dungeon being the water temple? Good lord I have died in that game so much...
 
2013-07-31 12:34:02 PM

SphericalTime: No Skyrim?  I'd love to vacation in Riften.


Markarth for me, I could spend my days diving from the wizards balcony into the pool next to the forge.
 
2013-07-31 12:48:03 PM

Egoy3k: SphericalTime: No Skyrim?  I'd love to vacation in Riften.

Markarth for me, I could spend my days diving from the wizards balcony into the pool next to the forge.


Ooooo.  Yeah, that would be nice too.
 
2013-07-31 12:58:04 PM

SphericalTime: No Skyrim?  I'd love to vacation in Riften.


ahh... the ancient city of canals.  the amsterdam of skyrim.  Me, I'd prefer Whiterun with its rich dragon capturing history and famous smith.  or perhaps solitude... the famed bard's college and maybe i'd catch the famous burning of the king.

you know where I wouldn't vacation?  markarth... something is rotten in the city of markarth.
 
2013-07-31 12:59:02 PM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 458x603]

Sorry folks, Me and my family are already booked for Kakariko Village, where nothing bad ever happens.


just watch out for those g*d*mned chickens.

\\ fun though
\ sick bastards
 
2013-07-31 01:27:22 PM
Can I haz 3ds Majora's Mask and Wind Waker plz
 
2013-07-31 01:56:36 PM

Vash's Apprentice: Nah, the worst was escorting the zora princess (who just sat there) through that big fish.


Oh God, you're right.  I had blocked that from my memory.  Damn that fish!
 
2013-07-31 01:59:39 PM

m1ke: Vash's Apprentice: Nah, the worst was escorting the zora princess (who just sat there) through that big fish.

Oh God, you're right.  I had blocked that from my memory.  Damn that fish!


Hey she grew up into a good looking fish princess. So good looking that Nintendo felt the need to censor her in the 3D remake by adding fins in front to give the appearance of a bra.
 
2013-07-31 03:17:33 PM
I'm playing Master Quest right now, so I'm getting a real kick out of some of these replies.
Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.
But trust me.... You don't.
I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.
This is how bad info gets passed around.
If you dont know about the topic....don't make yourself sound like you do.
Cause some Farkers believe everything they hear.

/a blast from the past for ya
//I never had any problem with the Water Temple because I got it right on the first try all those years ago and now I do it the right way every time.
///Master Quest makes the game new and challenging again
 
2013-07-31 03:21:13 PM
www.vgcats.com
 
2013-07-31 03:45:54 PM

PizzaJedi81: [www.vgcats.com image 700x318]


Nobody gets to make Navi jokes anymore after Fi from Skyward Sword.  She is gaming's Jar Jar Binx.
 
2013-07-31 04:06:10 PM
I'd love to take a vacation in Valedilene...

/not sure if obscure
 
2013-07-31 04:18:41 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: PizzaJedi81: [www.vgcats.com image 700x318]

Nobody gets to make Navi jokes anymore after Fi from Skyward Sword.  She is gaming's Jar Jar Binx.


Master, there is an 87% chance that you have written a post.
 
2013-07-31 04:30:25 PM

Vash's Apprentice: Somacandra: ShortList recommends you travel with...

Buckets of patience
Zora Tunic
Iron Boots
Hookshot

And for Dark Link:

DIN'S FIRE
THAT GODDAMN BIGGORON SWORD
MEGATON HAMMER

No fairy jars?
/Yes, I know, not HARDCORE11111! enough


You don't need waste jar space with fairies. Just load up on green potion. With enough green potion you can take him out using dins fire without losing a single heart.
 
2013-07-31 06:55:09 PM

BKITU: PizzaJedi81: ModernPrimitive01: I think 2 weeks is about how much time I spent beating it the first time. I wish Nintendo would hurry the hell up with the new one so I'll have a reason to buy the Wiiu

Two weeks is how long it took my to beat Shadow Link. I'd fight him, die a few times, get frustrated and put it down. He was worse than the Temple Boss...I don't even remember which one that was...

Morpheel, the giant amoeba. Laughably easy to defeat, probably as a reward for finishing the most maddening dungeon in the game.


Nope, Morpheel was in Twilight Princess. Morpha was in Ocarina of Time.
 
2013-07-31 07:33:50 PM

Supes: BKITU: PizzaJedi81: ModernPrimitive01: I think 2 weeks is about how much time I spent beating it the first time. I wish Nintendo would hurry the hell up with the new one so I'll have a reason to buy the Wiiu

Two weeks is how long it took my to beat Shadow Link. I'd fight him, die a few times, get frustrated and put it down. He was worse than the Temple Boss...I don't even remember which one that was...

Morpheel, the giant amoeba. Laughably easy to defeat, probably as a reward for finishing the most maddening dungeon in the game.

Nope, Morpheel was in Twilight Princess. Morpha was in Ocarina of Time.


D'oh!
 
2013-07-31 08:25:30 PM

max_pooper: Vash's Apprentice: Somacandra: ShortList recommends you travel with...

Buckets of patience
Zora Tunic
Iron Boots
Hookshot

And for Dark Link:

DIN'S FIRE
THAT GODDAMN BIGGORON SWORD
MEGATON HAMMER

No fairy jars?
/Yes, I know, not HARDCORE11111! enough

You don't need waste jar space with fairies. Just load up on green potion. With enough green potion you can take him out using dins fire without losing a single heart.


I pulled out all the stops.

www.zeldadungeon.net
 
2013-07-31 08:37:45 PM

scottydoesntknow: BKITU: PizzaJedi81: ModernPrimitive01: I think 2 weeks is about how much time I spent beating it the first time. I wish Nintendo would hurry the hell up with the new one so I'll have a reason to buy the Wiiu

Two weeks is how long it took my to beat Shadow Link. I'd fight him, die a few times, get frustrated and put it down. He was worse than the Temple Boss...I don't even remember which one that was...

Morpheel, the giant amoeba. Laughably easy to defeat, probably as a reward for finishing the most maddening dungeon in the game.

See I felt the forest temple was harder than the water temple. Once you got the layout of the water temple, it was pretty easy to figure out. The forest temple was a maze from the get-go. And fark those creepy hands that would grab you and teleport you to the beginning.


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/shamelessly hotlinked form Magical Game Time
 
2013-07-31 10:01:26 PM

NewbornRook: Evidently, no one here as tried the master quest version yet. You think just the water temple was bad? How about every dungeon being the water temple? Good lord I have died in that game so much...


There's a key hidden in the "Under the Well" dungeon that's just... brutal.

Okay, so I'm surrounded by like 6 redeads, and I figure Din's Fire will take care of them.  It did not.  Instead, 6 flaming redeads jumped on me.
 
2013-07-31 10:09:12 PM

Dafatone: NewbornRook: Evidently, no one here as tried the master quest version yet. You think just the water temple was bad? How about every dungeon being the water temple? Good lord I have died in that game so much...

There's a key hidden in the "Under the Well" dungeon that's just... brutal.

Okay, so I'm surrounded by like 6 redeads, and I figure Din's Fire will take care of them.  It did not.  Instead, 6 flaming redeads jumped on me.


Power spin, bro. Power spin.
 
2013-07-31 11:21:48 PM

NewbornRook: Evidently, no one here as tried the master quest version yet. You think just the water temple was bad? How about every dungeon being the water temple? Good lord I have died in that game so much...


Master Quest really wasn't that bad until you got to Ganon's castle at the end.
 
2013-07-31 11:59:59 PM
As much as I love video games, this article was really dumb.
 
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