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2013-07-31 08:42:12 AM
Jesus, even the raccoons are fat down south.
 
2013-07-31 09:19:23 AM
No banjo music?
 
2013-07-31 10:16:08 AM
Scavengers won't stop eating out of vanity, and when you "domesticate" one, it pretty much has an unlimited access to food.  This is true of some dog breeds, too, that were bred to feed on scraps, which is why it is rare to see a svelte Schipperke, for instance.

Not that Schips are particularly common in the first place.
 
2013-07-31 10:16:21 AM
Looked like the raccoon thought he was watching a mating dance and wanted to hump.
 
2013-07-31 11:01:10 AM
we're laughing at this guy now but when he gets his own reality series you know you'll watch
 
2013-07-31 11:07:35 AM
Cousin Lester!??  Damn, bro, you're famous now!
 
2013-07-31 11:21:00 AM
Poor raccoon, looked like it was having a heart attack or a diabetic seizure.
 
2013-07-31 11:31:41 AM
That racoon looks like kinfolk to the critter that got in the pastry box that made the rounds a year ago.
 
2013-07-31 11:47:48 AM
Jesco White is not worried.
 
2013-07-31 11:51:30 AM

ModernPrimitive01: we're laughing at this guy now but when he gets his own reality series you know you'll watch


Animal Planet presents...Jethro Smith: Raccoon Whisperer
 
2013-07-31 11:59:41 AM
He's just charmin' the critter with a little jig to get him into the fryer there on the dancin' portico.
 
2013-07-31 12:05:35 PM
If you told me this happened a mile from my house ("Out 4th Street" as they say), I wouldn't even flinch.  But I live in West Virginia, so...
 
2013-07-31 12:09:08 PM
Jesus, is that raccoon fat.

And sexy.
 
2013-07-31 12:26:51 PM
looks like the guy who was taking a shower with the coon in a video posted here a week or so ago.


/oblig farking coons.
 
2013-07-31 01:15:11 PM
This is the same guy that was recorded in the shower with a raccoon.  He has a bunch of videos and he's got a great sense of humor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3gqTxMHZzw&list=TLiIvAUkpy-bo
 
IP
2013-07-31 01:34:09 PM

SmackLT: Jesus, even the raccoons are fat down south.


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2013-07-31 01:37:32 PM

SmackLT: Jesus, even the raccoons are fat down south.


Coon Rippy has had a number of raccoon "pets". They all seem to get obese and die prematurely from it.

Animal cruelty or a very good short life?
 
2013-07-31 01:47:13 PM
The missing link in the Chain of Fools.
 
2013-07-31 02:18:06 PM

KidneyStone: This is the same guy that was recorded in the shower with a raccoon.  He has a bunch of videos and he's got a great sense of humor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3gqTxMHZzw&list=TLiIvAUkpy-bo


The poor fat racoon died:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYdJmlii8jQ
 
2013-07-31 02:55:58 PM

Tumunga: KidneyStone: This is the same guy that was recorded in the shower with a raccoon.  He has a bunch of videos and he's got a great sense of humor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3gqTxMHZzw&list=TLiIvAUkpy-bo

The poor fat racoon died:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYdJmlii8jQ


Probably had The Beetus,
 
2013-07-31 03:18:13 PM

bdub77: No banjo music?


2.bp.blogspot.com

There ya' go.
 
2013-07-31 03:32:38 PM
I had a raccoon on my porch this morning... Cornered it, called animal control.... Now the coon lives at the lake about 2 miles west of town. (they catch and release) I did not want the damn thing finding a way into my basement.
 
2013-07-31 05:30:34 PM

factoryconnection: Scavengers won't stop eating out of vanity, and when you "domesticate" one, it pretty much has an unlimited access to food...


Sorry - are we talking about the raccoon or the hillbilly?
 
2013-07-31 10:11:56 PM
He was like trolling that raccoon.
 
2013-07-31 10:56:29 PM
Holy fark, that 'coon's a porker.  Uncle Jesse got him some moves, though.

/C-O-O-N, that spells fat.
 
2013-07-31 11:50:17 PM
It's too bad they've tortured that raccoon to the point it's almost dying from obesity. Unhealthy and unnatural.
 
2013-08-01 12:16:37 AM
You sure there's just one coon?  Looks like there's at least two of them.
 
2013-08-01 01:16:30 AM

drredhook: It's too bad they've tortured that raccoon to the point it's almost dying from obesity. Unhealthy and unnatural.


It did die recently at a very young age.
 
2013-08-01 01:41:59 AM

factoryconnection: Not that Schips are particularly common in the first place.


Pfft.
 
2013-08-01 06:05:17 PM
ZZ Top?
 
2013-08-01 08:22:56 PM
Sorta reminded me of Hank Hill  dancing with his dog.
 
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