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(AZCentral)   If your room is full of demons, setting your closet on fire isn't necessarily going to help things   (azcentral.com) divider line 7
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1505 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jul 2013 at 7:10 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-31 03:34:44 AM
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Notabunny: fta He was also involuntarily taken to a mental health facility, police said. The extent of his commitment is unknown.

Hopefully 100%. What, are they going to leave a foot or a leg outside?


Maybe they doubt his commitment to Sparklemotion.
2013-07-31 07:51:53 AM
2 votes:
The Muthaship:

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for one night.

Set a man on fire, and Tunisia will erupt into civil unrest spreading a carpet of political upheaval all over the middle east.


Fixed it for you.
2013-07-31 03:14:36 AM
2 votes:
fta He was also involuntarily taken to a mental health facility, police said. The extent of his commitment is unknown.

Hopefully 100%. What, are they going to leave a foot or a leg outside?
2013-07-31 07:47:44 AM
1 votes:
Good things about hell.

1. None of that annoying check-in procedure like with St. Peter.
2. Due to recent health code changes, vats of boiling brimstone now use low-fat canola oil. (Although you can still get olive oil if you know the right demons).
3. Your "Do you smell something burning?" slays 'em, year after year.
4. Plenty of legal help available for filing "wrongful death" lawsuit.
5. Satan's confused attempts to torture masochists can be highly entertaining.
6. Prizes awarded for best crank phone calls to God.
7. Everywhere you look, there's a smoking section!
8. Your little "blue flame" trick now produces spectacular results.
2013-07-31 07:36:59 AM
1 votes:
Dude, demons are immune to fire. Says so on page 40 of the monster manual.
2013-07-31 07:29:07 AM
1 votes:
Maybe the closet was their gateway in, in which case you need an explosion of some sort to close it.
2013-07-31 07:25:43 AM
1 votes:
Of course it won't help things. Fire opens a gate into Hell and conjures more of them.
 
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