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(Fox 31 Denver)   'Zombies' at 5K Zombie Run complain event too violent   (kdvr.com) divider line 14
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2013-07-31 04:44:25 AM
2 votes:
Black White Undead people problems.
2013-07-31 09:38:14 PM
1 votes:
My sister and I went to the Austin Run for Your Lives event last year.  We ran the race ourselves, then came back to work a shift as zombies.  Had fun but there were definitely a lot of douchebags who thought it would be funny to get rough with the zombies.  One chick punched my sister in the arm, we all got hit hard in the forearms repeatedly by runners who would try to knock our hands away from their flags, etc.  The worst was when this big, husky guy charged me with his head down low like a charging bull.  His head rammed right into my boob at top speed and I was lifted up and carried backwards for several yards with my feet a dangling about a foot off the ground.  Now I know how those tackling dummies in football practice feel, I guess!

My poor breast was bruised black and blue and I had quite a few other war wounds by the time my shift was over, but we still had a blast.  Going again this year but not volunteering as zombies again.  Too many assholes to make it worthwhile.
2013-07-31 07:41:13 PM
1 votes:

CarnySaur: Hawnkee: maliklockett: You expect someone to train for a 5K only to get "killed" halfway through the race so all that training and effort would have been for nothing?

I am not surprised the runners get a little crazy crazy

Not getting killed is part of the fun with a Tough Mudder.

I thought not getting dysentery was part of the fun with a Tough Mudder.


That's called a perk.
2013-07-31 10:36:49 AM
1 votes:
crossfitfire.com
2013-07-31 09:19:27 AM
1 votes:
This is why I prefer the more sedate "Zombie Walk" events. Everyone's already a zombie. The only drama comes from the religious protesters who insist their zombie is the only one that matters.
2013-07-31 08:58:29 AM
1 votes:

tentaculistic: INeedAName: I did one of these. it was a lot of fun. Basically a tough 5k with some interesting obstacles. Every participant gets a belt with 3 flags and as you're running, there are zombies all over the place, trying to snatch them off your belt.

I can see why people get carried away with it, mostly because people are stupid.

Yeah, the Baltimore MD Run For Your Lives (1st in that series) was set up like that - waist flags instead of balloons. The rules are really strong about not hurting the zombies since they're not, you know, actually zombies, they're dressed-up volunteers. Too bad Denver had so many jerks. Lighten up Denver!

And the zombies don't run, the people do. There are hordes or clots of zombies along the way, especially at choke points. It's also an obstacle course, so there are lots of choke points. And mud. Red mud.

The volunteer zombies


At the Run for Your Lives events, they have zombies that most definitely run.  Actually, you have chase zombies and shuffler zombies, depending on what you sign up to be, and they mix them up throughout the course.

The first Run for Your Lives event I did, I dressed up as Ash from Army of Darkness, with the cloak, gauntlet, etc. but no boomstick. : (  Can't say that I was too happy about the dark, fogged-filled shock box, as I was zapped pretty good on my forehead while crawling on my hands and knees. Anyway, I made it to the last zombie zone with one flag left, unfortunately for me if was filled with a horde of young, fast zombies bouncing a soccer ball around. I didn't stand a chance as I was in a very small group and they zeroed in on me. Anyway, here's video I shot with my Countour camera, complete with music and sound bites from Army of Darkness for those of you with nothing better to do.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH547BTL27o

The second Run for Your Lives event I did, I dressed as a zombie clown, and I was gonna chase people down relentlessly. They warn zombies and runners that they cannot be overly physical and aggressive, meaning no shoving, stiff-arming, etc. But you just knew you were gonna encounter some douchebags that took it too far. Those were easy to spot and the most fun to chase. I actually grabbed a guy's flag only to see that he had actually tied it to his belt. Really? People feel the need to cheat in a zombie fun race? Anyway, I made him un-tie the belt and hand it over. Not on my zombie watch baby!

All in all, they're fun races. I had a fun and will mostly likely do another.
2013-07-31 08:45:34 AM
1 votes:
DanZeroIt must be; zombies don't run This show says you're wrong: blogs.independent.co.uk
2013-07-31 07:55:37 AM
1 votes:

INeedAName: I did one of these. it was a lot of fun. Basically a tough 5k with some interesting obstacles. Every participant gets a belt with 3 flags and as you're running, there are zombies all over the place, trying to snatch them off your belt.

I can see why people get carried away with it, mostly because people are stupid.


Yeah, the Baltimore MD Run For Your Lives (1st in that series) was set up like that - waist flags instead of balloons. The rules are really strong about not hurting the zombies since they're not, you know, actually zombies, they're dressed-up volunteers. Too bad Denver had so many jerks. Lighten up Denver!

And the zombies don't run, the people do. There are hordes or clots of zombies along the way, especially at choke points. It's also an obstacle course, so there are lots of choke points. And mud. Red mud.

The volunteer zombies
2013-07-31 07:53:55 AM
1 votes:

BHShaman: Don't volunteer next time.



CSB warning:

I volunteered as a zombie once.  It was by accident.  I wanted to run the race, but my wife volunteered us as zombies to get cheaper tickets.  She was a stumbler and I was a chaser--3.5 hours of sprinting after racers on a 90-degree, humid day with no water or snack breaks.  I didn't bother to run the race after my Zombie shift.

Anyway, a woman stationed ahead of us on the course had three of her fingers sprained (one at a time, ouch) by overly aggressive runners.  I watched four people twist or sprain their ankles and end their race on the narrow, muddy, and uneven stretch of course below me.  The whole thing just struck me as a bad idea and I would not volunteer again or ever run one.

But it was worth it for the pictures.

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2013-07-31 07:39:06 AM
1 votes:
Since when do you punch or grapple a zombie?
Lead. To the head. Dead.
But I'm guessing the organisers didn't want that sort of 'fun'.
2013-07-31 07:13:45 AM
1 votes:
"It was not fun at all," Brooks says. "I had a large guy tackle me over a boulder and just left me there with scrapes, bruises. I wasn't planning on bleeding my own blood that day."
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"You made me bleed my own blood!"
2013-07-31 03:17:42 AM
1 votes:
You know, when I was growing up, there were no Zombies. Except one group of Zombies whose music was played at every school dance, Bar Mitzvah party, any party with dancing, along with Light My Fire.

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2013-07-31 01:24:25 AM
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2013-07-31 12:00:06 AM
1 votes:
The only Zombie that matters
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