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(Lite 98.7 Utica)   Marines never leave a comrade behind, especially a boy falling behind in a 5K race   (lite987.com) divider line 12
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11767 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jul 2013 at 3:05 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-30 11:20:09 PM  
6 votes:
Did he yell insults at the poor kid and tell him that "pain is the sensation of weakness leaving the body" ?
2013-07-31 06:14:31 AM  
4 votes:
That's the kind of soldier that makes me proud of my Core.
2013-07-31 03:15:42 AM  
2 votes:
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy farking walrus-looking piece of shiat! Get the fark off of my obstacle! Get the fark down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
2013-07-31 12:23:20 AM  
2 votes:

Staffist: Boots and utes and a ute.

Well done Lcpl Kerr!


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What's a ute?
2013-07-31 01:23:39 PM  
1 votes:
Dear lord, I'm 37 and my 5k PR (which I set in May) would have placed 4th among the1-9 year-old boys group.
2013-07-31 01:21:46 PM  
1 votes:

Onkel Buck: One Bad Apple: Did he yell insults at the poor kid and tell him that "pain is the sensation of weakness leaving the body" ?

Your mama wouldn't let you enlist would she?


The core wouldn't let me join when they found out my parents were married
2013-07-31 08:19:13 AM  
1 votes:
Anyone look at th

CarnySaur: Race results at  http://www.raceservices.com/13/venetian/5k.html
"Thanks for making me place last in my age group, you little s@#t."


Kid's name is most amusing.  #605
2013-07-31 07:47:36 AM  
1 votes:
The real question is why were these guys running in boots and utes? Attention whores.

/realize my handle has USMC in it
//joined Fark when I was a boot
///To the Core!
2013-07-31 05:28:17 AM  
1 votes:
Race results at  http://www.raceservices.com/13/venetian/5k.html
"Thanks for making me place last in my age group, you little s@#t."
2013-07-31 05:11:27 AM  
1 votes:
I hate to be the cynic of the group, but this reeks of one of those PR type things where they take a photo and create some nonsense story to go along with it.  Like the little girl who supposedly died in the Boston Marathon while running for the kids from Sandy Hook.
2013-07-31 03:31:02 AM  
1 votes:

One Bad Apple: Did he yell insults at the poor kid and tell him that "pain is the sensation of weakness leaving the body" ?


Of course not.  That Marine was a Lance Corporal.  You have to be at least a Sergeant to be a drill instructor.
2013-07-31 12:18:08 AM  
1 votes:
Boots and utes and a ute.

Well done Lcpl Kerr!
 
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