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(Courier-Journal)   Proof of torture at Guantanamo Bay: Detainees are allowed to read 'Fifty Shades of Grey'   (courier-journal.com) divider line 29
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2013-07-30 11:41:51 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 12:04:06 AM
Remember your safe word.
 
2013-07-31 12:14:32 AM
So that they can condemn it as the filthy twilight fan-fic it is?
 
2013-07-31 02:19:55 AM

Asa Phelps: filthy twilight fan-fic


i25.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-31 04:19:52 AM
These terrorists, they can read English?
 
2013-07-31 04:21:09 AM
whatever.

media1.santabanta.com
 
2013-07-31 04:35:10 AM
I heard they forced Manning to read Beckett
 
2013-07-31 04:58:30 AM

Dadoody: whatever.

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British hot.
 
2013-07-31 05:17:27 AM

LewDux: I heard they forced Manning to read Beckett


Waiting for Allahot?
 
2013-07-31 05:59:51 AM
This isn't a bad idea.  Anything these guys can be exposed to that broadens their world beyond their own narrow version of Islam is a good idea.  They figure out their beliefs were misguided, they are not only going to lose their desire to die in the name of their religion, they are even going to willfully try to stop others from doing the same.

If it was up to me, I would translate Hitchens, Dawkins, and the other four horsemen of atheism into the detainees language, then constantly play an audio version of the same into their cells.
 
2013-07-31 06:30:26 AM
Is it meant for the prisoners or the guards?
 
2013-07-31 07:08:20 AM
I bet they liked that.
 
2013-07-31 07:27:43 AM
They just mentally substitute children for the female character.
 
2013-07-31 07:38:32 AM
How much of an authoritarian dickbag do you have to be to get outraged over what prisoners are allowed to read? Jesus.
 
2013-07-31 07:48:03 AM

TopoGigo: How much of an authoritarian dickbag do you have to be to get outraged over what prisoners are allowed to read? Jesus.


Well, when the book itself may constitute a Crime Against Humanity.....
 
2013-07-31 07:49:12 AM
After a full day of being tortured, it's nice for the prisoners to be able to curl up with a book about a privileged American woman pretending to be tortured just for fun. Hopefully if they can learn to appreciate the hidden sexual nature of their stress positions and waterboarding they'll be able to enjoy it more.
 
2013-07-31 07:56:14 AM
Most disappointing prequel ever!
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2013-07-31 08:32:09 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: These terrorists, they can read English?


From what I've heard, the book only uses about 30 words.
 
2013-07-31 08:49:57 AM
"Among the offerings:Star Trek novels, Agatha Christie mysteries, stress-reduction workbooks, the Greek classicThe Odyssey, andThe Hunger Games, the book and the movie."


Hmmmm, so go in like this...

www.lahiguera.net

and come out like this...

www.funbaz.com
 
2013-07-31 08:53:00 AM
the real way to torture people with that book:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
 
2013-07-31 09:01:22 AM
oh it's bad, so very bad. unreadably so
 
2013-07-31 09:04:46 AM
f.kulfoto.com
 
2013-07-31 09:36:36 AM
If you want to torture them just loop the Twilight trilogy over and over again.
 
2013-07-31 10:02:26 AM
I visited someone in the clink before and he told me a couple guys had viagra. I mean viagra in jail? WTF!
 
2013-07-31 10:48:03 AM

OhioKnight: Most disappointing prequel ever!
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You know, that's actually not a bad book.  The Fforde one, I mean.
 
2013-07-31 11:42:00 AM
Pornography is not the way of islam!  You hypocrites will kill for your religion, but you won't stop masturbating for it.
 
2013-07-31 11:59:29 AM
Why would they want to read that drivel?
 
2013-07-31 01:12:40 PM
Sounds like a pretty effective deterrent.
 
2013-07-31 01:48:38 PM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: This isn't a bad idea.  Anything these guys can be exposed to that broadens their world beyond their own narrow version of Islam is a good idea.  They figure out their beliefs were misguided, they are not only going to lose their desire to die in the name of their religion, they are even going to willfully try to stop others from doing the same.

If it was up to me, I would translate Hitchens, Dawkins, and the other four horsemen of atheism into the detainees language, then constantly play an audio version of the same into their cells.


Involuntary Hitchens by audio? YOU MONSTER!
 
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