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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)   Even if you don't like the federal government, you're not really sticking it to the man by repeatedly calling 911   (democratandchronicle.com) divider line 31
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2013-07-31 12:12:35 AM
Conservatives act for well-reasoned thoughtful reasons.
 
2013-07-31 12:14:12 AM

jaytkay: Conservatives act for well-reasoned thoughtful reasons.


What the...?
 
2013-07-31 12:14:50 AM
Way to compulsively perform actions contrary to your own best interests dude. I mean you just don't see people being good old fashioned farkups anymore.
 
2013-07-31 12:14:55 AM
Maybe it was the only number he could remember...
 
2013-07-31 12:17:16 AM
Sovereign citizen?
 
2013-07-31 12:18:39 AM
What if he's keeping kidnap victims in his basement and they were able to escape momentarily and place the call only to have him come back and cut it off before the operator picked up?
 
2013-07-31 12:18:58 AM
Really deserves the dumbass tag. Since he has a prior  for the same offense it's obvious it was intentional so why be so stupid as to use a phone with tracking technology to make the calls.
 
2013-07-31 12:19:53 AM
Prior convictions include felony neckbearding within 100 yards of a school.
 
2013-07-31 12:21:13 AM
AND IF I HAVE THE CAPABILITY TO GRAB THE phone should i not dial 911
 
2013-07-31 12:21:14 AM
s17.postimg.org

HURR DURR
 
2013-07-31 12:21:41 AM
It is if your an NSA analyst who can remote call from every phone on verisons network
 
2013-07-31 12:22:26 AM
Why wouldn't I like the federal government? The federal government is awesome. I love the federal government. The federal government is everyone's friend and only has the best interests of all citizens in mind. The federal government would never do anything bad.

/No reason to investigate me I'm a totally loyal and in no way subversive or un-patriotic
//Yay federal government!
 
2013-07-31 12:24:59 AM

illannoyin: Why wouldn't I like the federal government? The federal government is awesome. I love the federal government. The federal government is everyone's friend and only has the best interests of all citizens in mind. The federal government would never do anything bad.

/No reason to investigate me I'm a totally loyal and in no way subversive or un-patriotic
//Yay federal government!


I put a copy of the Communist manifesto in your virtual back pocket

/Ultraviolet clearance
 
2013-07-31 12:32:11 AM
This buffoon's a dead ringer for:


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2013-07-31 12:44:44 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2013-07-31 12:45:18 AM

illannoyin: Why wouldn't I like the federal government? The federal government is awesome. I love the federal government. The federal government is everyone's friend and only has the best interests of all citizens in mind. The federal government would never do anything bad.

/No reason to investigate me I'm a totally loyal and in no way subversive or un-patriotic
//Yay federal government!


I agree

#tempest
#echelon
#prism
#NSA
#CIA
#USDA (don't ask)
 
2013-07-31 12:50:22 AM
Au contrare, bon Ami!
 
2013-07-31 01:14:14 AM
believed to feel hostile toward law enforcement

I hate to break it to you buddy: you ain't hurting law enforcement one bit. They get paid anyway. The people you're hurting are fellow citizens who can't get through to 911 in a timely manner to get possibly lifesaving services.
 
2013-07-31 01:14:43 AM
Stupid farking Canadians, calling our 911 number!  :::shakes fist in rage:::
 
2013-07-31 01:31:48 AM
If it weren't for Fark political threads and the American flags everywhere I'm not even entirely sure I would even be aware of the existence of the federal government. It's the INDIANA STATE POLICE always trying to pry up in my business with their undercover Mustangs and Camaros! Always doing Nash Bridges shiat launching off of exit ramps and flipping sick 720s off of the median walls to intercept the guy flicking a cigarette out the window! IT'S BIODEGRADABLE IT'S PAPER AND COTTON! IT'S NOT MY FAULT CARS DON'T HAVE ASHTRAYS ANYMORE.
 
2013-07-31 02:08:41 AM
I'm guessing that this dude doesn't give much of a shiat.
 
2013-07-31 02:48:38 AM

Relatively Obscure: I'm guessing that this dude doesn't give much of a shiat.


I'm guessing this dude CAN'T give much of a shiat.

Really, tying his shoes probably maxes out his IQ allotment for the day...
 
2013-07-31 03:04:49 AM

fusillade762: believed to feel hostile toward law enforcement

I hate to break it to you buddy: you ain't hurting law enforcement one bit. They get paid anyway. The people you're hurting are fellow citizens who can't get through to 911 in a timely manner to get possibly lifesaving services.


THIIIIIIIIIIIS.

I'm a 911 operator, and some people threaten to call 911 every 5 minutes until their neighbor is asked to turn down their music, its really ridiculous.  We've recently had someone calling 200 times a day from an emergency phone, and we didn't have anything done about it.  The article says the guy's phone is "emergency only," those phones have network triangulation (sometimes), but no subscriber information and no way to call them back.  I'm amazed they were able to get him and took the time to do so.
 
hej
2013-07-31 03:37:56 AM
TFA doesn't say anything about the federal government,  subhole.
 
2013-07-31 04:39:28 AM

fusillade762: believed to feel hostile toward law enforcement

I hate to break it to you buddy: you ain't hurting law enforcement one bit. They get paid anyway. The people you're hurting are fellow citizens who can't get through to 911 in a timely manner to get possibly lifesaving services.


Why? Because they only have one 911 operator?

Oh, I get it... nevermind, he was tying up the line. They should assign two numbers in case something like this happens again to prevent a catastrophe. That would totally suck to call 911 and get a busy signal
 
2013-07-31 05:52:37 AM

kgloverfl: fusillade762: believed to feel hostile toward law enforcement

I hate to break it to you buddy: you ain't hurting law enforcement one bit. They get paid anyway. The people you're hurting are fellow citizens who can't get through to 911 in a timely manner to get possibly lifesaving services.

Why? Because they only have one 911 operator?

Oh, I get it... nevermind, he was tying up the line. They should assign two numbers in case something like this happens again to prevent a catastrophe. That would totally suck to call 911 and get a busy signal


Didn't read the article but I am a 911 operator. We do only have one 911 operator on at a time. If this douchebag is calling in while I am on the line with an actual emergency I will have to put them on hold just to answer this piece of shiat's phone call. I can't ignore the phone call because I can't prove it's him calling. But go ahead, keep talking about shiat you know nothing about.
 
2013-07-31 06:19:10 AM

Dairy King: kgloverfl: fusillade762: believed to feel hostile toward law enforcement

I hate to break it to you buddy: you ain't hurting law enforcement one bit. They get paid anyway. The people you're hurting are fellow citizens who can't get through to 911 in a timely manner to get possibly lifesaving services.

Why? Because they only have one 911 operator?

Oh, I get it... nevermind, he was tying up the line. They should assign two numbers in case something like this happens again to prevent a catastrophe. That would totally suck to call 911 and get a busy signal

Didn't read the article but I am a 911 operator. We do only have one 911 operator on at a time. If this douchebag is calling in while I am on the line with an actual emergency I will have to put them on hold just to answer this piece of shiat's phone call. I can't ignore the phone call because I can't prove it's him calling. But go ahead, keep talking about shiat you know nothing about.


Cut him a little slack. His profile says he's from "EFing Florida!".
 
2013-07-31 06:30:10 AM

jaytkay: Conservatives act for well-reasoned thoughtful reasons.


Actual, mature, patriotic American Conservatism is rare these days, and to the extent that it does exist, it has little to do with the sort of froth-mouthed right-wing kookery that is in fashion currently.
 
2013-07-31 09:31:50 AM

fusillade762: The people you're hurting are fellow citizens who can't get through to 911 in a timely manner to get possibly lifesaving services.


Looking at his mug shot, I think that's the plan. Except for the "possibly lifesaving" part. I think he's tired of his fellow citizens calling 911 to report the guy masturbating at the playground.
 
2013-07-31 11:12:29 AM
He looks like the lorax's white trash cousin.
 
2013-07-31 07:46:36 PM
....aaand now I have to pay for his crazy ass to go back to prison. THAT will show The Man who's boss around here.
 
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