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(Breitbart.com)   An SFO airline worker A) risks life to save victims of Asiana airplane crash B) Sets up fund for the victims C) Steals their luggage and tries to return clothing to stores for refunds   (breitbart.com) divider line 84
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2013-07-30 07:58:06 PM
And since this is from deadmoran.com, I'll just go ahead and assume none of this actually happened.
 
2013-07-30 07:59:24 PM
Anyone have a better link to a real website?
 
2013-07-30 08:00:30 PM
ho lee fuk
he so lo
 
2013-07-30 08:00:45 PM
Not unexpected.

This is why I refuse to check bags. I travel with allowable carry-on sizes and hand wash -- or buy new -- while on the road. Thanks Rick Steves for teaching me how to pack 30 years ago.

If you have valuables then UPS/FedEx them to your destination ahead of time.

Don't let ramp monkeys near your stuff.
 
2013-07-30 08:01:45 PM
 
2013-07-30 08:02:45 PM
 
2013-07-30 08:03:09 PM
Yeah this isn't surprising.

For the "principled" dipfarks who refuse to click on the link, there is a embedded video from KPIX in the story.

/get over yourselves
//breitbart is shiat
 
2013-07-30 08:06:42 PM
The SFO employee is union so it is all cool
 
2013-07-30 08:09:44 PM
Why do your returns smell like jet fuel, sir?

Uh...
 
2013-07-30 08:09:55 PM
Which is why everything goes in the carry on bag except the kitchen sink, and when the damn airplane crashes, you better believe I'm gonna grab that carry on as I exit the aircraft, knocking over the children, the women, and the elderly, on my way to the slide.

/problem solved, eh?
 
2013-07-30 08:10:36 PM
Holy crap, the comment section of this article is appalling. I guess I should have expected it, considering the source.
 
2013-07-30 08:10:57 PM
ghouls
 
2013-07-30 08:16:30 PM
Well if you're gonna be a douche, go big.
 
2013-07-30 08:19:59 PM
"I would like to see if I could get a refund on some of my niece's clothes. She was run over by a fire truck."
 
2013-07-30 08:19:59 PM
You know who is impressive with lost bags? Amtrak

Amtrak lost my bags somewhere between Emeryville CA, and Philadelphia... The very next day at 1pm Amtrak called and asked if I would be home in the next hour because they found my bags and sending them to my house in a taxi.. 30 minutes later my luggage arrived..
 
2013-07-30 08:22:46 PM

BrainyBear: Holy crap, the comment section of this article is appalling. I guess I should have expected it, considering the source.


LA Times is the same.

/farkers should have thicker skin.

Pepe Chullo at 12:13 AM July 30, 2013
If Obama had a son he'd be stealin' yo luggage!
 
2013-07-30 08:23:17 PM
The comments on that link are a riot.

Wow, just wow.
Maybe the baggage crook is not so bad.

/kidding
//a crook is a crook
///government job in his future?
 
2013-07-30 08:23:32 PM
These two idiots are a friend mine's (and former co-worker) cousin and wife.  Yeah, his family is more than a little disappointed in these two winners.

/no one cares
 
2013-07-30 08:23:52 PM

lohphat: Not unexpected.

This is why I refuse to check bags. I travel with allowable carry-on sizes and hand wash -- or buy new -- while on the road. Thanks Rick Steves for teaching me how to pack 30 years ago.

If you have valuables then UPS/FedEx them to your destination ahead of time.

Don't let ramp monkeys near your stuff.


Dasracist.gif
 
2013-07-30 08:24:14 PM

powhound: Which is why everything goes in the carry on bag except the kitchen sink, and when the damn airplane crashes, you better believe I'm gonna grab that carry on as I exit the aircraft, knocking over the children, the women, and the elderly, on my way to the slide.

/problem solved, eh?


They train airline employees on how to deal with that strategy.
 
2013-07-30 08:25:14 PM

hasty ambush: The SFO employee is union so it is all cool


I know, those unions are so corrupt!

Meanwhile on planet Earth:

"A United Airlines employee and his wife are accused of stealing luggage of passengers diverted by the Asiana crash at the San Francisco International Airport.  Prosecutors in San Mateo County said Sean Sharif Crudup, 44, and a customer service representative at United, and his wife Raychas Elizabeth Thomas, 32, both of Richmond, were charged with grand theft and burglary."

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Passengers-Diverted-by-Asiana-H av e-Luggage-Stolen-217434301.html
 
2013-07-30 08:29:53 PM
Sigh. This is why we cant have nice things.
 
2013-07-30 08:34:25 PM
Having all your news on fark filtered through Salon, Huffington, NPR is still A-OK.
 
2013-07-30 08:35:37 PM
Hmm. When United made me gate check my bag and it didn't make my connection in SFO, it showed up the next day with my electric razor missing.

/CSB
//United: we'll lose your carry-on bags, too
 
2013-07-30 08:38:58 PM
Color me shocked it wasn't some TSA theft prevention and security supervisors looting everything they could get their hands on.  I guess since they know where the cameras on they have the edge in burgling bags undetected.

www.technobuffalo.com
 
2013-07-30 08:39:24 PM

VarmintCong: Hmm. When United made me gate check my bag and it didn't make my connection in SFO, it showed up the next day with my electric razor missing.

/CSB
//United: we'll lose your carry-on bags, too


I lost a iPod nano in my baggage going through heathrow. Bags were supposed to show up at Newark but I went through customs with a backpack and a laptop bag. They didn't think it was weird I had been gone 7 months with that little amount of clothing apparently. The bags showed up in shiatty condition about 4 days later sans ipod (only thing in the bags worth more than a used shirt).
 
2013-07-30 08:40:27 PM
13% of the population = 50% of the crimes

meanwhile Jesse Jackson is in Florida. How's his crackhead thieving son doing?

THE NUMBERS NEVER LIE
 
2013-07-30 08:42:43 PM
Submittard: He didn't steal the Asiana victims' luggage. That shiat was all broken and scorched up, and probably covered in blood. Nobody would've taken that as a return, use your noggin. He stole luggage from the planes delayed because of the Asiana crash. This was therefore a victimless crime, because he wasn't preying on victims.

/end sarcasm
 
2013-07-30 08:43:53 PM
Since this is fark I'll go with A! solid 100%
 
2013-07-30 08:45:13 PM
Give the guy a break. It's the first time he's been caught.

His "wife's" twitter

https://twitter.com/Escaping_Ray

"HAWAII HERE I COME!!!!!!"

LOL
 
2013-07-30 08:47:19 PM
Hive of scum and villainy, that airport.  I once left my cell phone in a rental car cup holder when I returned it to SFO.  I realized it before the shuttle was even halfway to the terminal and called the front desk on a coworker's phone.  They told me flat out they could not and would not retrieve the phone for me.  They wouldn't even call the employees who were cleaning the car that very minute to see if it was still there.  When I started biatching they said "fine, we'll call and ask".  Then said "nope" no one has seen your phone, goodbye.  Screw you, Alamo.
 
2013-07-30 08:52:39 PM

OscarTamerz: Color me shocked it wasn't some TSA theft prevention and security supervisors looting everything they could get their hands on.  I guess since they know where the cameras on they have the edge in burgling bags undetected.

[www.technobuffalo.com image 360x360]


Yeah, saw that story on the news tonight so when I saw the headline I *immediately* thought "TSA".
 
2013-07-30 08:56:55 PM

elbandito: Hive of scum and villainy, that airport.  I once left my cell phone in a rental car cup holder when I returned it to SFO.  I realized it before the shuttle was even halfway to the terminal and called the front desk on a coworker's phone.  They told me flat out they could not and would not retrieve the phone for me.  They wouldn't even call the employees who were cleaning the car that very minute to see if it was still there.  When I started biatching they said "fine, we'll call and ask".  Then said "nope" no one has seen your phone, goodbye.  Screw you, Alamo.


I'm sure it was THEIR fault that you left the phone in the car.

Take some responsibility for your own actions, please.
 
2013-07-30 09:03:22 PM
Liberals.... They're used to stealing.
 
2013-07-30 09:12:40 PM

TOSViolation: elbandito: Hive of scum and villainy, that airport.  I once left my cell phone in a rental car cup holder when I returned it to SFO.  I realized it before the shuttle was even halfway to the terminal and called the front desk on a coworker's phone.  They told me flat out they could not and would not retrieve the phone for me.  They wouldn't even call the employees who were cleaning the car that very minute to see if it was still there.  When I started biatching they said "fine, we'll call and ask".  Then said "nope" no one has seen your phone, goodbye.  Screw you, Alamo.

I'm sure it was THEIR fault that you left the phone in the car.

Take some responsibility for your own actions, please.


I feel like you don't know how service-based businesses make their money.
 
2013-07-30 09:17:39 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Well if you're gonna be a douche, go big.


And how. Damn.
 
2013-07-30 09:19:57 PM

TOSViolation: elbandito: Hive of scum and villainy, that airport.  I once left my cell phone in a rental car cup holder when I returned it to SFO.  I realized it before the shuttle was even halfway to the terminal and called the front desk on a coworker's phone.  They told me flat out they could not and would not retrieve the phone for me.  They wouldn't even call the employees who were cleaning the car that very minute to see if it was still there.  When I started biatching they said "fine, we'll call and ask".  Then said "nope" no one has seen your phone, goodbye.  Screw you, Alamo.

I'm sure it was THEIR fault that you left the phone in the car.

Take some responsibility for your own actions, please.


He did, he called them up and asked them to check for his missing phone. Meanwhile all you did is biatch about him. He's trying to get shiat done and you're sitting around being worthless.
 
2013-07-30 09:20:26 PM
So, if you fly to SF, be prepared to take it up the ass.
 
2013-07-30 09:20:28 PM

redmid17: TOSViolation: elbandito: Hive of scum and villainy, that airport.  I once left my cell phone in a rental car cup holder when I returned it to SFO.  I realized it before the shuttle was even halfway to the terminal and called the front desk on a coworker's phone.  They told me flat out they could not and would not retrieve the phone for me.  They wouldn't even call the employees who were cleaning the car that very minute to see if it was still there.  When I started biatching they said "fine, we'll call and ask".  Then said "nope" no one has seen your phone, goodbye.  Screw you, Alamo.

I'm sure it was THEIR fault that you left the phone in the car.

Take some responsibility for your own actions, please.

I feel like you don't know how service-based businesses make their money.


By marketing to dim-wits?
 
2013-07-30 09:23:57 PM

Vectron: Give the guy a break. It's the first time he's been caught.

His "wife's" twitter

https://twitter.com/Escaping_Ray

"HAWAII HERE I COME!!!!!!"

LOL


I love how this guy tweeted "austininsf  Doubtful, seeing as you've been arrested.
 
2013-07-30 09:24:31 PM

nytmare: TOSViolation: elbandito: Hive of scum and villainy, that airport.  I once left my cell phone in a rental car cup holder when I returned it to SFO.  I realized it before the shuttle was even halfway to the terminal and called the front desk on a coworker's phone.  They told me flat out they could not and would not retrieve the phone for me.  They wouldn't even call the employees who were cleaning the car that very minute to see if it was still there.  When I started biatching they said "fine, we'll call and ask".  Then said "nope" no one has seen your phone, goodbye.  Screw you, Alamo.

I'm sure it was THEIR fault that you left the phone in the car.

Take some responsibility for your own actions, please.

He did, he called them up and asked them to check for his missing phone. Meanwhile all you did is biatch about him. He's trying to get shiat done and you're sitting around being worthless.


So they have to drop what they are doing (which is probably something meaningful like processing a rental for a competent customer such as myself) to go look for his phone that he <b>thinks</b> he may have left in the car, when he probably left it on the sink of whatever bathroom he just finished snorting coke in.  Yeah.  I'd have hung up on him too.  Sorry dope-heads.
 
2013-07-30 09:31:01 PM

halotosis: These two idiots are a friend mine's (and former co-worker) cousin and wife.  Yeah, his family is more than a little disappointed in these two winners.

/no one cares


I care, sweetie.
 
2013-07-30 09:34:14 PM
I flew AirTran from BWI to Boston in 2002, just months after 9/11.  The TSA thought our family of four flying one-way was suspicious, I guess, so they hand-searched our bags in front of us.  Lo and behold, my bag, containing my PlayStation and some games, didn't make it to Boston.  Once it was shipped back to my home in California, sure enough, my PlayStation was stolen.

And then I was groped in Denver back when they had those air puffer machines.  I was given no real explanation as to why I set off the machine.

/Fark the Theatrical Security Administration
//Breitbart's dead ass, too
///And that sniffling TSA thief who either had a cold or a cocaine addiction
 
2013-07-30 09:35:44 PM

TOSViolation: elbandito: Hive of scum and villainy, that airport.  I once left my cell phone in a rental car cup holder when I returned it to SFO.  I realized it before the shuttle was even halfway to the terminal and called the front desk on a coworker's phone.  They told me flat out they could not and would not retrieve the phone for me.  They wouldn't even call the employees who were cleaning the car that very minute to see if it was still there.  When I started biatching they said "fine, we'll call and ask".  Then said "nope" no one has seen your phone, goodbye.  Screw you, Alamo.

I'm sure it was THEIR fault that you left the phone in the car.

Take some responsibility for your own actions, please.


Really? So we should expect to do business with someone and pay for the service and at the some time be hyper vigilant that we make no mistakes at all with anything as we need to realize that no only the outside world BUT they themselves will be likely to ripe us off? If they have no interest in hiring competent and honest staff, I would have no interest in doing business with them. Capitalism how does it work?
 
2013-07-30 09:36:19 PM

fringedmyotis: And since this is from deadmoran.com, I'll just go ahead and assume none of this actually happened.


Well, gosh, had you stained your soul and clicked the link seen the embedded video to a local news story, you could have saved yourself an erroneous assumption.
 
2013-07-30 09:43:08 PM

tampaflacouple: 13% of the population = 50% of the crimes

meanwhile Jesse Jackson is in Florida. How's his crackhead thieving son doing?

THE NUMBERS NEVER LIE


And 2% of the population figures into 90% of financial crime.
 
2013-07-30 09:43:38 PM

Vectron: Give the guy a break. It's the first time he's been caught.

His "wife's" twitter

https://twitter.com/Escaping_Ray

"HAWAII HERE I COME!!!!!!"

LOL


distilleryimage5.ak.instagram.com
 
2013-07-30 09:46:56 PM
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Stay classy!

Reminds me of back in the 90s when I accidentally left my brand new (and ridiculously expensive) digital camera on a plane.  I realized it was missing as soon as I got home.  Called and was told that nothing had been found near my seat.  farkers.  Guess who's got two thumbs and never flew US Air again.  This guy!
 
2013-07-30 09:48:51 PM
From her twitter:

Raychas Thomas @Escaping_Ray  13 Jul
Disappointment, Distraught, Discouraged, No justice for anyone ever https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RIPTrayvonMartin&src=hash">https:// t witter.com/search?q=%23RIPTrayvonMartin&src=hash" data-query-source="hashtag_click">#RIPTrayvonMartin we will not... http://instagram.com/p/buzDP7JgCa/


Yeah, you're probably be screwed by the man once again.
 
2013-07-30 09:57:38 PM

Vectron: Give the guy a break. It's the first time he's been caught.

His "wife's" twitter

https://twitter.com/Escaping_Ray

"HAWAII HERE I COME!!!!!!"

LOL


I feel stupider and more prone to puke something in pink after having read that.
 
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