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(TMZ)   One Direction singer is "pretty sure" he doesn't go both ways   (tmz.com) divider line 23
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2866 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 30 Jul 2013 at 6:39 PM (49 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-30 06:43:32 PM
Does camp count?
 
2013-07-30 06:59:40 PM
Well, duh.  At this point, Taylor Swift is basically a beard.  Your average closet case can safely date her, knowing that Ms. Squinty will dump you in no time, and then write an annoying song about you, cementing your "hetero" creds in pop-culture lore.

Pretty sweet deal, really.
 
2013-07-30 07:03:40 PM
Hey, it's not like he's getting late night Chinese take-out (giggle) with John Travolta, he's just (snort) British.

/Couldn't even type it with a straight face.
 
2013-07-30 07:11:35 PM
This could be a Good Life?

/ I know, I know wrong band, but both equally shiatty
 
2013-07-30 07:24:23 PM
It's hard to know who you are when there's so many market segments to sell to.
 
2013-07-30 07:28:17 PM
So he only goes in one direction, or was that the joke?
 
2013-07-30 07:31:20 PM
Who cares?  Liam's the cute one.
 
2013-07-30 08:05:32 PM
He's missing a REALLY great opportunity to be gay given the way he looks/acts etc.

/Actually I couldn't pick him out of a two person line-up and I certainly have no idea what he sounds like.
//Sort of jealous he got that close to Taylor Swift

NTTAWWT
 
2013-07-30 09:04:25 PM
I would rather he be gay, my 9 year old loves him. Nothing like telling your kid the singer she likes, like boys too.
 
2013-07-30 09:19:18 PM
I've said that exact sentence  before.  Once again sarcasm fails to come across on the page.  Or is purposely left out in order to mislead to get traffic.

All I know about the kid is that the handlers who choose the music for his group just churn out pure shiat.  And if I were given the same opportunity for fame, fortune, and a future lifetime being a trophy fark for millions of women ten years younger than me I would jump at that chance.
 
2013-07-30 09:29:03 PM
Wow...Taylor Swift gets another song out of this:

He was gay...anyway....Anyway...I heard him say...
Gay....hey....that was he say...
when he broke up with me
 
2013-07-30 09:33:50 PM
Not gay, just English.
 
2013-07-30 09:35:38 PM

Bigedmond: I would rather he be gay, my 9 year old loves him. Nothing like telling your kid the singer she likes, like boys too.



i470.photobucket.com

You do realize that there is a legion of young teen girls that would love that, right?  Just visualize 13 year old girls with hearts in their eyes as they 'ship 2 or more of their favorite Non-Threatening Boys together.

Some couple names you may want to memorize to figure out wtf your daughter is talking about a year or two from now:

i470.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-30 10:48:24 PM
That means you're gay, dude.
 
2013-07-30 11:04:40 PM
So he's gay, then.
 
2013-07-31 12:07:11 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: I've said that exact sentence  before.  Once again sarcasm fails to come across on the page.  Or is purposely left out in order to mislead to get traffic.


That's how I interpreted it. It could have been a smarmy remark to a jackass question. We all know ourselves better than an outsider, obviously.
 
2013-07-31 12:11:53 AM

Mugato: That means you're gay, dude.


Not being into dudes makes someone gay?
 
2013-07-31 12:47:04 AM

meanmutton: Mugato: That means you're gay, dude.

Not being into dudes makes someone gay?


If being homosexual is cool and the term gay means lame, then yeah.
 
2013-07-31 05:43:03 AM
How queer. Real music lovers (AKA Entertainment Tab) love threatening man
 
2013-07-31 08:01:32 AM

LewDux: How queer. Real music lovers (AKA Entertainment Tab) love threatening man


If you play metal, you ARE a threatening man.

/not really, we're all nerds
//but skilled nerds.
 
2013-07-31 10:34:42 AM
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2013-07-31 01:39:52 PM
"Pretty sure" is code word for no, add in nth e double negative for no and doesn't and we see he is bi.

Example:  Ask your friend, "If we look in your trunk, is there going to be a dead body?"

If your friend says, "I'm pretty sure there won't be" start looking for a new friend and count your kids before you leave.
 
2013-07-31 04:26:40 PM

penthesilea: Bigedmond: I would rather he be gay, my 9 year old loves him. Nothing like telling your kid the singer she likes, like boys too.


[i470.photobucket.com image 193x146]

You do realize that there is a legion of young teen girls that would love that, right?  Just visualize 13 year old girls with hearts in their eyes as they 'ship 2 or more of their favorite Non-Threatening Boys together.

Some couple names you may want to memorize to figure out wtf your daughter is talking about a year or two from now:

[i470.photobucket.com image 417x407]


I was having pretty much this same discussion with a coworker last night, though mostly in regards to fictional characters.  She and I came to the same conclusion: females are really messed up.
 
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