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(MLive.com)   Take my cash, have my phone, but what sort of monster would steal a man's chicken wings?   (mlive.com) divider line 40
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2013-07-30 06:45:25 PM
A hungry one.
 
2013-07-30 06:55:08 PM
If you're going to rob somebody you may as well take everything I suppose. Plus, free wings!!
 
2013-07-30 06:58:03 PM
I don't get it.  It seems like they put a lot of thought into this ambush...but they didn't think about the fact that delivery drivers don't carry a lot of cash.
 
2013-07-30 07:03:06 PM
I was genuinely surprised they didn't say the perp was black

/come on, you all thought it
 
2013-07-30 07:04:12 PM
That's a paddlin'
 
2013-07-30 07:15:35 PM
You don't steal a man's chicken wings.
i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-30 07:19:13 PM
I've never seen a man steal so many chicken wings.
 
2013-07-30 07:20:30 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-30 07:21:44 PM
They got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I can't believe this happenin in my own town
If I had wings I could fly
let me contemplate
 
2013-07-30 07:21:57 PM

Dwedit: I've never seen a man steal so many chicken wings.


That's Brian Boitano for you.
 
2013-07-30 07:26:24 PM
 
2013-07-30 07:32:00 PM
They're wings from Domino's. The robber did the customer a favor.
 
2013-07-30 07:32:52 PM
.....an online order?
Unpossible to trace!! Win!!!
 
2013-07-30 07:40:57 PM

IC Stars: Dwedit: I've never seen a man steal so many chicken wings.

That's Brian Boitano for you.


Have you seen the pics of Katerina Witt?

/I liked those
 
2013-07-30 07:43:52 PM
Muskegon Dominos Pizza delivery man

Apparently one with no taste buds. Dominos chicken wings are farkin' nasty-ass crap.
 
2013-07-30 07:47:18 PM
Take my cash
Take my phone
Leave me standing all alone
Hide in the dark
Where I cannot see
You can't take the wings from me
 
2013-07-30 07:53:03 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: .....an online order?
Unpossible to trace!! Win!!!


Yea, that's what I was thinking as well. Of course, they could have used a device hooked into an open wireless network to place the order. Seriously doubt they did though.


This is just further writing material for my next book, "Chicken Wings or Death".

/Not really.
 
2013-07-30 07:58:10 PM

skozlaw: Muskegon Dominos Pizza delivery man

Apparently one with no taste buds. Dominos chicken wings are farkin' nasty-ass crap.


I tried Dominos wings once. Once.
 
2013-07-30 08:02:25 PM
I believe in Buffalo, serving Dominos wings are a Stand Your Ground type of offense.
 
2013-07-30 08:06:37 PM

cameroncrazy1984: I believe in Buffalo, serving Dominos wings are a Stand Your Ground type of offense.


Who the fark commits a felony for Dominoes wings? Even in Russia they have to have better option for wings.
 
2013-07-30 08:44:41 PM
Is nothing sacred any more?
 
2013-07-30 08:49:49 PM

davidphogan: cameroncrazy1984: I believe in Buffalo, serving Dominos wings are a Stand Your Ground type of offense.

Who the fark commits a felony for Dominoes wings? Even in Russia they have to have better option for wings.


Vodak!

/I'm also a personal friend of sarah palin
//not really
 
2013-07-30 08:52:37 PM
Dammit.
Now I feel like some wings.


/fasting...how does it work?
//"hello, is this BW3?"
 
2013-07-30 09:16:01 PM

Resident Muslim: //"hello, is this BW3?"


Caribbean Jerk please.
 
2013-07-30 09:36:58 PM
Best piece of advice I've ever received was from the barkeep at the Anchor Bar in Buffalo, NY.

"If the wings are too hot, just drink more beer!"
 
2013-07-30 09:54:44 PM
Bastard.
 
2013-07-30 09:59:01 PM
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2013-07-30 10:06:49 PM

davidphogan: cameroncrazy1984: I believe in Buffalo, serving Dominos wings are a Stand Your Ground type of offense.

Who the fark commits a felony for Dominoes wings? Even in Russia they have to have better option for wings.


Uh, that's my point. Never mind, it was a terrible joke.
 
2013-07-30 10:07:40 PM
Nscsb: A few years ago I was down on my luck, jobless, and down to my last five bucks. I bought a bag of three frozen chicken thighs for three dollars at rhe discount store and walked across the parking lot to the grocery store to buy some ibuprofin. I didn't want to carry my bag from another store around in there so I asked the clerk where I could put my bag. He told me to put it on the bench just inside the store and it'd be fine. I went straight to the ibuprofen and to checkout, not three minutes total. My bag was gone. I ran into the parkimg lot, but didn't see anyone with my bag. I went back inside and asked the clerk if he had seen anything and he said it wasn't his problem. I asked if he could check the tape of the camera pointed right at the door and the bench and he refused. I went outside, sat on the curb and started crying. After a few minutes a cop pulled up. He told me that he had gotten complaints about me causing a scene, so I needed to leave. I told him that someone had stolen the last of my food and he told me that if I would have to go to the police station to file a report, but that it would be low priority because nobody cares about three dollars worth of chicken. And I needed to leave the lot now or he would ticket me for loitering and disturbing the peace. I went home and boiled vegetable scraps to make a thin broth.
 
2013-07-30 10:14:41 PM

stuffy: Is nothing sacred any more?


Certainly not Domino's Wings. That would be like stealing dirt.
 
2013-07-30 10:21:04 PM
Last night I ordered Dominoes.  I normally don't but they are doing a 50% off if you order online deal so figured, what the hell.  I love hot wings and had never had them there before so, again, I figured what the hell, why not?  Food gets here and they gave me BBQ wings.  It was my fault as I assumed (yeah, I know) that the menu would default to hot wings but it didn't so shame on me for not double checking.  I'm not going to order from them again though as any establishment that doesn't default to buffalo (i.e. hot) wings is suspicious in my book.  Gave them to my neighbor as I thought their BBQ sauce was blah.

/Yeah, not so CSB
//1st world problems
///Still sucked watching Falling Skies without my snackies.
 
2013-07-30 10:40:16 PM
i854.photobucket.com

Hot as a Pistol
 
2013-07-30 11:07:49 PM

cameroncrazy1984: davidphogan: cameroncrazy1984: I believe in Buffalo, serving Dominos wings are a Stand Your Ground type of offense.

Who the fark commits a felony for Dominoes wings? Even in Russia they have to have better option for wings.

Uh, that's my point. Never mind, it was a terrible joke.


Sorry, by bad joke overshadowed that I was trying to build upon the joke you had already made.
 
2013-07-30 11:08:28 PM
Nevermind.  My bad joke.  I can't even correct myself right.
 
2013-07-30 11:35:29 PM
There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. One of them happens to be another man's wings. Now, you remember that, and you'll live a long and healthy life.
 
2013-07-31 12:27:21 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
Ain't no thang
 
2013-07-31 12:28:34 AM
zadishefreeman.com
Or maybe this asshole
 
2013-07-31 01:21:33 AM

Tarmangani: Take my cash
Take my phone
Leave me standing all alone
Hide in the dark
Where I cannot see
You can't take the wings from me


Glad to see I'm not the only one who read that headline like the opening of Firefly.
 
2013-07-31 01:39:33 AM
Leave the gun, Take the cannoli

/that sort?
 
2013-07-31 10:20:07 AM

jtown: I don't get it.  It seems like they put a lot of thought into this ambush...but they didn't think about the fact that delivery drivers don't carry a lot of cash.



Know how I can tell you've never been a delivery driver?

On a busy run I'd sometimes accumulate several hundred dollars before returning to my drop box.

Plus there's a good chance your pizza guy is also slinging mid-grade weed and has a lot of cash in his other pockets.
 
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