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(Daily Mail)   Model-whisperer who trains Kate Upton says almost anyone can have her body with his program   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 130
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2013-07-30 03:17:22 PM  
I want her body, let me investiga...

Oh.  That kind of "wanting her body". Damn.
 
2013-07-30 03:33:22 PM  
I'm not so sure I could.  Not without a whole lot of surgery that I'd rather not get.
 
2013-07-30 03:55:24 PM  
O-RAW!

/over-rated AW
 
2013-07-30 05:45:33 PM  
I'll take 3.
 
2013-07-30 05:49:35 PM  

Odd Bird: O-RAW!

/over-rated AW


Has anyone ever told you that you look like the Janitor from Scrubs?
 
2013-07-30 06:01:08 PM  
his plan: be born to her parents.
 
2013-07-30 06:29:29 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Odd Bird: O-RAW!

/over-rated AW

Has anyone ever told you that you look like the Janitor from Scrubs?


Holy shiat!
 
2013-07-30 06:47:17 PM  

Boojum2k: scottydoesntknow: Odd Bird: O-RAW!

/over-rated AW

Has anyone ever told you that you look like the Janitor from Scrubs?

Holy shiat!


Those two posts together look like a repeat from 2-3 years ago.
How's that for an answer?
 
2013-07-30 06:53:07 PM  

Odd Bird: Boojum2k: scottydoesntknow: Odd Bird: O-RAW!

/over-rated AW

Has anyone ever told you that you look like the Janitor from Scrubs?

Holy shiat!

Those two posts together look like a repeat from 2-3 years ago.
How's that for an answer?


i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-30 07:29:06 PM  
What's his program?  Eat lots of donuts and be born with big tits?
 
2013-07-30 07:34:16 PM  
so diet and workout hard?

SHOCKING !!!
 
2013-07-30 07:34:38 PM  
She looks like Billie Piper's fatter twin.
 
2013-07-30 07:35:29 PM  

Boojum2k: scottydoesntknow: Odd Bird: O-RAW!

/over-rated AW

Has anyone ever told you that you look like the Janitor from Scrubs?

Holy shiat!


Jesus I thought it was him
 
2013-07-30 07:40:50 PM  
Body? Possibly. Face? Not so much.
 
2013-07-30 07:42:34 PM  
 
2013-07-30 07:48:19 PM  
1)  Be born with gigantic boobs, blonde hair, and a cute face.
2)  Exercise enough to not get fat, but not so much that you get any muscle definition.

Ok, how much can I charge?
 
2013-07-30 07:50:00 PM  
you mean flabby boobs and no hips?

/would still hit it.
 
2013-07-30 07:53:32 PM  
I'm all about a good waist:hip ratio. Hers is equal to about 1 from what I can see.
 
2013-07-30 07:53:44 PM  
it's NOT that hard to get love handles.....
 
2013-07-30 07:53:49 PM  
meh.

she looks like she just lost her baby fat and is in that alphajerky stage just before she starts putting on the adulthood fat.

Be on the lookout for Anna Nicole Smith II.
at least as far as her body goes, i dont' think she's as farking crazy/borderline retarded as Ms. Smith.
 
2013-07-30 07:55:04 PM  
Well that escalated quickly.
 
2013-07-30 07:59:01 PM  
Emily Ratajkowski > Kate Upton. Discuss.
 
2013-07-30 08:03:13 PM  
Gonna be back. Ms. Upton is hot.
 
2013-07-30 08:04:03 PM  
all you need is a double cheeseburger and a roofie, all yours.
 
2013-07-30 08:04:03 PM  

Sinbox: Let's start this:


Gawd but I can be a moran some times, I confused this one with Courtney Stodden.  Don't know if o-raw applies in this case.
 
2013-07-30 08:04:15 PM  
@ Sinbox

forums.kleientertainment.com
 
2013-07-30 08:06:45 PM  

Isitoveryet: meh.

she looks like she just lost her baby fat and is in that alphajerky stage just before she starts putting on the adulthood fat.

Be on the lookout for Anna Nicole Smith II.
at least as far as her body goes, i dont' think she's as farking crazy/borderline retarded as Ms. Smith.


This.
I'm not saying I would throw her out of bed, but her body looks like she is in that stage were she is young and her metabolism still allows her to eat what ever she wants, exercise very little and able to maintain a nice thick figure. Her body is no different than a lot of college age women who drink a lot and exercise a little. In other words, normal. This guy is just using her name to try to get famous.
 
2013-07-30 08:18:04 PM  
People want a muffin top body?.... and she is getting a gut on her.

media.zenfs.com

/Yes I am being that guy
 
2013-07-30 08:20:27 PM  
If you don't have boobs like hers already, you're not gonna have them without bolt-ons and bolt-ons suck. Stick with your small ones.
 
2013-07-30 08:22:38 PM  
If only the rest of the world could see that she's actually not attractive and stop being attracted to her.  She is clearly inferior to several anime characters I've seen online.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I believe my fleshlight has arrived.
 
2013-07-30 08:24:01 PM  
I've got better hips than she could wish for.  I really don't understand the lower half of her body.
 
2013-07-30 08:26:28 PM  

miss jinxed: I've got better hips than she could wish for.  I really don't understand the lower half of her body.


pics
 
2013-07-30 08:32:07 PM  

miss jinxed: I've got better hips than she could wish for.  I really don't understand the lower half of her body.


Me either.  She rocks it from the boobs up, has a serviceable ass, but zero hips.
Let me make this clear though, that is not a deal breaker.
 
2013-07-30 08:32:50 PM  

miss jinxed: I've got better hips than she could wish for.  I really don't understand the lower half of her body.


She has a pear shaped body that is a little flabby because she probably eats like a normal person and doesn't exercise much. This is fine, it has that nice "jiggle" effect when you hit it, but as she gets older and her metabolism starts slowing down, or she starts having kids, she is really going to have to watch what she eats and exercise more because that lower body will get huge in a heartbeat. I have seen this a million times. And you can trust me on this, I have been studying women's body types for as long as I can remember.
 
2013-07-30 08:39:11 PM  
So if she lived like a real human and stopped doing insane diets and workouts she'd be a bloated mess..
 
2013-07-30 08:39:28 PM  

ongbok: miss jinxed: I've got better hips than she could wish for.  I really don't understand the lower half of her body.

She has a pear shaped body that is a little flabby because she probably eats like a normal person and doesn't exercise much. This is fine, it has that nice "jiggle" effect when you hit it, but as she gets older and her metabolism starts slowing down, or she starts having kids, she is really going to have to watch what she eats and exercise more because that lower body will get huge in a heartbeat. I have seen this a million times. And you can trust me on this, I have been studying women's body types for as long as I can remember.


You're clearly better at it than me.  I never realized she had a lower body. Hypnoboobs FTW!!
 
2013-07-30 08:40:36 PM  

hasty ambush: People want a muffin top body?.... and she is getting a gut on her.

[media.zenfs.com image 300x431]

/Yes I am being THAT guay


FTFY
 
2013-07-30 08:42:25 PM  
She's normal girl hot, which is still hot. She has no tone so I doubt she really does anything but doesn't eat like a cow. That being said she will probably be 40 pounds heavier in 5-10 years.
 
2013-07-30 08:45:24 PM  

miss jinxed: I've got better hips than she could wish for.  I really don't understand the lower half of her body.


Let me study it for a bit and I'll get back to you.
 
2013-07-30 08:47:25 PM  

miss jinxed: I've got better hips than she could wish for.  I really don't understand the lower half of her body.


that's awesome! What agency do you model for? Elite? Ford?
 
2013-07-30 08:50:13 PM  

hundreddollarman: Emily Ratajkowski > Kate Upton. Discuss.


img.gawkerassets.com


/it would be a very very hard decision
//pun intended
 
2013-07-30 08:56:54 PM  

Weenie_Boy: hasty ambush: People want a muffin top body?.... and she is getting a gut on her.

[media.zenfs.com image 300x431]

/Yes I am being THAT guay

FTFY


I going to guess you are one of THOSE people who find this attractive:


images.danviet.vn
 
2013-07-30 09:00:22 PM  

Kaiser Blade: I'm all about a good waist:hip ratio. Hers is equal to about 1 from what I can see.


Yeah, too bad he can't train her hips. That's her only physical flaw, imo.


hasty ambush: miss jinxed: I've got better hips than she could wish for.  I really don't understand the lower half of her body.

pics


i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-30 09:00:50 PM  
im sorry, but upton does not have a great body.
its average at best.
shes an average 20 something woman with large tits that bring her to about a 7.5.
she has no hips. and her waist is too thick.
ive slept with way hotter women than her.
im not saying that i wouldnt tho.
 
2013-07-30 09:03:12 PM  
You know Marilyn Monroe was like 160-170.
 
2013-07-30 09:07:32 PM  

Mugato: You know Marilyn Monroe was like 160-170.


That's after inflation
 
2013-07-30 09:30:59 PM  

Mugato: You know Marilyn Monroe was like 160-170.


While I suspect that # is high, even if it 'were', at least her body had defined curves, regions, ratios, and proportions.
 
2013-07-30 09:53:31 PM  

GF named my left testicle thundercles: im sorry, but upton does not have a great body.
its average at best.
shes an average 20 something woman with large tits that bring her to about a 7.5.
she has no hips. and her waist is too thick.

ive slept with way hotter women than her.
im not saying that i wouldnt tho.

rolling a magazine up under your pillow doesnt count, Captain Zero
 
2013-07-30 09:53:35 PM  
Kate's body? No thx...nothing special other than big boobs and tall.

Now if I could have this body I would do very bad things (sorry if this is consudered nsfw...i wasnt sure)

i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-30 09:59:05 PM  

hundreddollarman: Emily Ratajkowski > Kate Upton. Discuss.


Let me "audition" both of them, then I'll choose.
 
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