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2013-07-30 03:11:12 PM  
What does being "Pro-life" have to do with same sex marriages?

Oh. Right. Enforcing Christian Sharia.
 
2013-07-30 04:04:25 PM  
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
 
2013-07-30 04:18:35 PM  
"We will be in the office to speak with the officials in the office and then we're going to kneel down to pray in the office. I think it will be a start to rally the pro-marriage anti-gayforces in our county and our state," McMonagle said.

FTFY.
You horrible people aren't fooling anyone by trying to pass yourself off as "pro-marriage".
 
2013-07-30 04:50:57 PM  
This isn't the war on children where they're actually getting shot, is it?
 
2013-07-30 05:12:59 PM  
Pray in one hand, gay marriage licenses in the other.

See which hand fills up first.
 
2013-07-30 05:43:20 PM  
Wait there's a war on children now?

Where do I sign up? And can I be in a brigade that gets bayonets?
 
2013-07-30 05:44:08 PM  
www.americanprogress.org

Do they support this? No? GTFO, then.
 
2013-07-30 05:47:15 PM  

Aarontology: What does being "Pro-life" have to do with same sex marriages?

Oh. Right. Enforcing Christian Sharia.


It's all those abortions the gays have.
 
2013-07-30 05:49:02 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-30 05:49:54 PM  
The Pro-life Coalition of Pennsylvania has issued a statement calling for Hanes' arrest for issuing the licenses.

WTF does that have to do with abortion?
 
2013-07-30 05:50:17 PM  
"Numerous recent actions by "homosexual marriage" supporters indicate that they are also willing to violate existing laws and trample on the freedom of religion, speech and assembly of other Americans to achieve their goal," the Pro-life Coalition's statement reads.

Oh please, do explain how they are doing all that.  You seem to be doing all the speeching and assembling you can handle with no one stopping you.
 
2013-07-30 05:51:34 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: The Pro-life Coalition of Pennsylvania has issued a statement calling for Hanes' arrest for issuing the licenses.

WTF does that have to do with abortion?


got me.  I think the pro-life folks are suffering from a bit of mission creep.
 
2013-07-30 05:52:09 PM  

fusillade762: "Numerous recent actions by "homosexual marriage" supporters indicate that they are also willing to violate existing laws and trample on the freedom of religion, speech and assembly of other Americans to achieve their goal," the Pro-life Coalition's statement reads.

Oh please, do explain how they are doing all that.  You seem to be doing all the speeching and assembling you can handle with no one stopping you.


They're victims. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

/existentially oppressed, the lot of 'em
 
2013-07-30 05:52:11 PM  
There's a whole lot of stupid in that article.
 
2013-07-30 05:52:26 PM  
Won't somebody help the poor, oppressed Christian minority?
 
2013-07-30 05:52:43 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: The Pro-life Coalition of Pennsylvania has issued a statement calling for Hanes' arrest for issuing the licenses.

WTF does that have to do with abortion?


Pro-life means anti-choice. In this, they don't want you can to choose something they don't like. Your business is their business.
 
2013-07-30 05:53:25 PM  
How is gay marriage a war against children?

Also, gay marriage=abortions?

I am so confused by these idiots...
 
2013-07-30 05:53:29 PM  

born_yesterday: Won't somebody help the poor, oppressed Christian minority?


I will once they get off the cross.
 
2013-07-30 05:53:44 PM  
"Numerous recent actions by "homosexual marriage" supporters indicate that they are also willing to violate existing laws and trample on the freedom of religion

Bible-thumpers, I know this is tough for you to understand.  But two guys you don't even know getting married in now way restricts your ability to follow the faith of your own choosing.  However, enacting your religious doctrine into secular law does restrict theirs.

In short, until you can give me one single example of how Adam and Steve getting married hurts anyone, then take your "'homo marriage' tramples freedom of religion" schtick, and shove it straight up your ass.  All up in there.  Wiggle it around a bit and sit down really fast on a hard chair up in there.
 
2013-07-30 05:53:56 PM  
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Pa-Sues-Montco-Register-of- W ills-Over-Issuing-Same-Sex-Marriage-Licenses-217616681.html

And apparently the state is going to fight the licenses. I'm oh-so-proud of being a PA resident at the moment...
 
2013-07-30 05:56:12 PM  
The whole "War on _____" meme doesn't really work as well for right wingers. They don't seem to realize it only worked for Democrats during the election because Republicans were getting in front of cameras explaining that rape is sometimes a good thing.
 
2013-07-30 05:56:43 PM  
What ugly people.
 
2013-07-30 05:56:52 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

MY LIFE FOR MURKA!
 
2013-07-30 05:57:15 PM  
War on Children... huh... Is this about starving children? Is this about sick children not getting care? Is this about child soldiers?

[reads article]

Oh, for fark sake...
 
2013-07-30 05:59:34 PM  

Burning_Monk: War on Children... huh... Is this about starving children? Is this about sick children not getting care? Is this about child soldiers?

[reads article]

Oh, for fark sake...


Ignorance + self-righteousness + a media/political partnership designed to encourage both = these asshats.
 
2013-07-30 05:59:54 PM  

Karac: "Numerous recent actions by "homosexual marriage" supporters indicate that they are also willing to violate existing laws and trample on the freedom of religion

Bible-thumpers, I know this is tough for you to understand.  But two guys you don't even know getting married in now way restricts your ability to follow the faith of your own choosing.  However, enacting your religious doctrine into secular law does restrict theirs.

In short, until you can give me one single example of how Adam and Steve getting married hurts anyone, then take your "'homo marriage' tramples freedom of religion" schtick, and shove it straight up your ass.  All up in there.  Wiggle it around a bit and sit down really fast on a hard chair up in there.


Well it hurts the unmarried by decreasing their share of the tax burden and by necessity, increasing ours. That's just more douchebags for we the unlovable to subsidize!
 
2013-07-30 06:00:54 PM  

CorporatePerson: The whole "War on _____" meme doesn't really work as well for right wingers. They don't seem to realize it only worked for Democrats during the election because Republicans were getting in front of cameras explaining that rape is sometimes a good thing.


"War on Terror" worked pretty well for awhile.
 
2013-07-30 06:04:42 PM  

StopLurkListen: [www.americanprogress.org image 589x494]

Do they support this? No? GTFO, then.


As a dual income household just skating by in an expensive region wanting to have children, I look at this graph and want to cry.
 
2013-07-30 06:05:12 PM  
Uh oh, I feel this tractor beam pulling me in. This new irresistible force I've never felt before. I need to get gay married and fast. Which one of you male farkers are gone marry me? I'm short, balding, slightly overweight, nearing middle age. I love beer and basketball. Quick!!!! The urge is getting stronger!!!
 
2013-07-30 06:06:12 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This isn't the war on children where they're actually getting shot, is it?


Frowns on their shenanigans:
rebellionoftherighthemisphere.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-30 06:07:03 PM  

Into the blue again: Uh oh, I feel this tractor beam pulling me in. This new irresistible force I've never felt before. I need to get gay married and fast. Which one of you male farkers are gone marry me? I'm short, balding, slightly overweight, nearing middle age. I love beer and basketball. Quick!!!! The urge is getting stronger!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBzB1ARVTxg
 
2013-07-30 06:09:21 PM  

CorporatePerson: The whole "War on _____" meme doesn't really work as well for right wingers. They don't seem to realize it only worked for Democrats during the election because Republicans were getting in front of cameras explaining that rape is sometimes a good thing.


Isn't it the Right Wing that started all the "War on ___" memes? Reagan started the "War on Drugs". O'Reilly is all about the "War on Christmas". Bush Jr. had his "War on Terror". Democrats tried to do the "War on Poverty" but... well that lasted a week.
 
2013-07-30 06:09:39 PM  

I swear I'm ready to go postal on asshats like this.

Just go the bleep away and let me live my life. If "God" wants to judge me, then so be it. But i refuse to accept judgement from the likes of you.

 
2013-07-30 06:10:45 PM  

Esc7: Into the blue again: Uh oh, I feel this tractor beam pulling me in. This new irresistible force I've never felt before. I need to get gay married and fast. Which one of you male farkers are gone marry me? I'm short, balding, slightly overweight, nearing middle age. I love beer and basketball. Quick!!!! The urge is getting stronger!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBzB1ARVTxg


I absolutely love that show.
 
2013-07-30 06:12:06 PM  
And nothing will be said about the way too high levels of child poverty.
 
2013-07-30 06:12:15 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This isn't the war on children where they're actually getting shot, is it?


No, their solution to that problem is more firearms. Because that's what Jesus would do: Shoot people, or something.
This war on children is the one where they try to stop couples from getting married. In order to save marriages, or something.

/And if you haven't caught on yet, their war on poverty is equally appalling.
 
2013-07-30 06:12:30 PM  
The Pro-life Coalition of Pennsylvania has issued a statement calling for Hanes' arrest for issuing the licenses

Now I just might have to go.  It's an hour drive, but it might be worth it.  These people are clearly insane.
 
2013-07-30 06:14:09 PM  

Burning_Monk: Democrats tried to do the "War on Poverty" but... well that lasted a week.


Oh I don't know...
Major initiatives[edit]
Social Security Act 1965 (Created Medicare and Medicaid) - July 19, 1965
Food Stamp Act of 1964- August 31, 1964[3]
The Economic Opportunity Act of 1964 which created the Community Action Program, Job Corps and Volunteers in Service to America (VISTA), centerpiece of the "war on poverty" - August 20, 1964
Elementary and Secondary Education Act - April 11, 1965
The Office of Economic Opportunity was the agency responsible for administering most of the War on Poverty programs created during Johnson's Administration, including VISTA, Job Corps, Head Start, Legal Services and the Community Action Program. The OEO was established in 1964 and quickly became a target of both left-wing and right-wing critics of the War on Poverty. Directors of the OEO included Sargent Shriver, Bertrand Harding, and Donald Rumsfeld.
 
2013-07-30 06:14:49 PM  

12349876: And nothing will be said about the way too high levels of child poverty.


They say 'think of the children' and the tens of millions of blithering idiots come out of woodwork and walk around like Jesus freak zombies, instead of saying brains we hear it's against god or some mouth diarrhea like that.
 
2013-07-30 06:16:11 PM  

12349876: And nothing will be said about the way too high levels of child poverty.


As mentioned, poor kids deserve it.  They've got refrigerators, don't they?  Who cares if they're empty?

It's not just that this country's Christians have, by and large, lost their way; it's that the way they are choosing to be led is so antithetical to the teachings of Christ as to be blasphemous.
 
2013-07-30 06:16:11 PM  

gilgigamesh: Wait there's a war on children now?

Where do I sign up? And can I be in a brigade that gets bayonets?


I'll sign up for the one that issues flamethrowers.
 
2013-07-30 06:18:03 PM  
i.imgur.com
"I'm an orphan eating barbed wire, but at least I'm spared the indignity of having two dads."
 
2013-07-30 06:18:51 PM  

TV's Vinnie: gilgigamesh: Wait there's a war on children now?

Where do I sign up? And can I be in a brigade that gets bayonets?

I'll sign up for the one that issues flamethrowers.


Ohyou.jpg x 2
 
2013-07-30 06:20:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
"Two moms? No thanks to that!"
 
2013-07-30 06:21:15 PM  
I'll just point out this is the state that sued the NCAA for imposing those mean ol fines and penalties for letting a chomo give internal hygeine lessons to the kiddies on university grounds. Now if you'll excuse me I need to organize the road trip to give all of these pray the children's war away fellows the well deserved ond overdue cockpunch they need.
 
2013-07-30 06:24:03 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This isn't the war on children where they're actually getting shot, is it?

No, their solution to that problem is more firearms. Because that's what Jesus would do: Shoot people, or something.
This war on children is the one where they try to stop couples from getting married. In order to save marriages, or something.

/And if you haven't caught on yet, their war on poverty is equally appalling.


The only way to keep children safe is for every educator, administrator, and utility worker to brandish a cocked and loaded pistol at head level at all times.  Along with a hyper-vigilant first strike doctrine, any potential gun toting nutjob will be blown away before they have any chance to murder.  And I've been assured that the probability of a mass shooting in a school is much much more common than a child being harmed by the mishandling of firearms.
 
2013-07-30 06:24:36 PM  
photos.merinews.com

A man marrying a man? I can't imagine anything so horrible.
 
2013-07-30 06:24:43 PM  
So they are questioning god's judgement and think they know better, or believe somehow that god isn't aware of this going on and they need to point it out?     Also curious just how many of these good Christians  piss and moan about socialism with things like WIC and foodstamps?      This is of course putting aside the whole, don't make a public spectacle out of yourself in my father's name someone once said, probably someone they really don't know all that well.
 
2013-07-30 06:31:05 PM  

Into the blue again: Uh oh, I feel this tractor beam pulling me in. This new irresistible force I've never felt before. I need to get gay married and fast. Which one of you male farkers are gone marry me? I'm short, balding, slightly overweight, nearing middle age. I love beer and basketball. Quick!!!! The urge is getting stronger!!!


How YOU doin'?
 
2013-07-30 06:41:50 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: The Pro-life Coalition of Pennsylvania has issued a statement calling for Hanes' arrest for issuing the licenses.

WTF does that have to do with abortion?


If you think about it, the Pro-Life people should love gay marriages - there's no chance of an accidental pregnancy that could lead to an abortion.
 
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