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(CBS Sports)   ARod wants to be a role model for his daughters. The painting of daddy as a shirtless centaur in the living room is surely a good start   (cbssports.com) divider line 36
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2013-07-30 06:30:07 PM
It's not Fark. it's ARod.com
 
2013-07-30 06:31:13 PM

PowerSlacker: It's not Fark. it's ARod.com


Slow sports day?
 
2013-07-30 07:25:25 PM
This is an attempt to get all the A-Roid threads done before anything actually happens?
 
2013-07-30 07:26:06 PM
I mean, I'm sure a soccer team did something somewhere today, right?
 
2013-07-30 07:29:28 PM
In fairness, the idea of a centaur with a shirt on is kinda stupid. Though not as stupid as the idea of one wearing pants.
 
2013-07-30 07:43:23 PM
A-Roid trifecta complete
 
2013-07-30 07:58:11 PM
gwgregor.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-30 08:05:16 PM

Di Atribe: PowerSlacker: It's not Fark. it's ARod.com

Slow sports day?


Slow sports couple of months. Please please football, start soon.
 
2013-07-30 08:07:07 PM
Put a yankees cap on her and start injecting her with drugs A-Rod
 
2013-07-30 08:11:57 PM

Di Atribe: PowerSlacker: It's not Fark. it's ARod.com

Slow sports day?


I really really tried with headlines today, but to no avail. It was great only having 4 total topics of discussion despite OTAs starting
 
2013-07-30 08:15:37 PM
Really?  Three ARod headlines in one day?!  REALLY?!

Even I need a timeout from this.
 
2013-07-30 08:17:04 PM
I submitted 3 stories...there should just generally be more links on Fark.
 
2013-07-30 08:21:08 PM
sportsofboston.com

"I'd fark me."
 
2013-07-30 08:31:40 PM

thecpt: Di Atribe: PowerSlacker: It's not Fark. it's ARod.com

Slow sports day?

I really really tried with headlines today, but to no avail. It was great only having 4 total topics of discussion despite OTAs starting


Training camp. OTAs are in May.

/pedant.
 
2013-07-30 08:33:23 PM

cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: Di Atribe: PowerSlacker: It's not Fark. it's ARod.com

Slow sports day?

I really really tried with headlines today, but to no avail. It was great only having 4 total topics of discussion despite OTAs starting

Training camp. OTAs are in May.

/pedant.


Yeah that was one of those oh fark shiat I hit comment bah I don't care.
 
2013-07-30 08:40:33 PM

thecpt: cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: Di Atribe: PowerSlacker: It's not Fark. it's ARod.com

Slow sports day?

I really really tried with headlines today, but to no avail. It was great only having 4 total topics of discussion despite OTAs starting

Training camp. OTAs are in May.

/pedant.

Yeah that was one of those oh fark shiat I hit comment bah I don't care.


So this is the training camp thread now? Good good.

Koppen is a pretty big loss for Peyton's ponies. When you lose your starting center it affects the play of the whole line. They are still a contender of course but AFC favorite? I don't know.

The Ravens will miss Pitta, that guy is a matchup problem. But I don't think they're contending this year anyway. I am about ready to pick Cincinnati, or if I want to throw away money (but maybe win big!) Cleveland, to win the AFC North.
 
2013-07-30 08:44:31 PM
It's in his bedroom, not the living room

img2u.info
 
2013-07-30 08:48:43 PM

js34603: thecpt: cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: Di Atribe: PowerSlacker: It's not Fark. it's ARod.com

Slow sports day?

I really really tried with headlines today, but to no avail. It was great only having 4 total topics of discussion despite OTAs starting

Training camp. OTAs are in May.

/pedant.

Yeah that was one of those oh fark shiat I hit comment bah I don't care.

So this is the training camp thread now? Good good.

Koppen is a pretty big loss for Peyton's ponies. When you lose your starting center it affects the play of the whole line. They are still a contender of course but AFC favorite? I don't know.

The Ravens will miss Pitta, that guy is a matchup problem. But I don't think they're contending this year anyway. I am about ready to pick Cincinnati, or if I want to throw away money (but maybe win big!) Cleveland, to win the AFC North.


I really think Maclin was a huuuge loss, or at least given how well he could fit in chip's new offence. But yeah, center is a very difficult position to refill.
 
2013-07-30 08:56:12 PM

Di Atribe: PowerSlacker: It's not Fark. it's ARod.com

Slow sports day?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-30 09:04:19 PM

thecpt: js34603: thecpt: cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: Di Atribe: PowerSlacker: It's not Fark. it's ARod.com

Slow sports day?

I really really tried with headlines today, but to no avail. It was great only having 4 total topics of discussion despite OTAs starting

Training camp. OTAs are in May.

/pedant.

Yeah that was one of those oh fark shiat I hit comment bah I don't care.

So this is the training camp thread now? Good good.

Koppen is a pretty big loss for Peyton's ponies. When you lose your starting center it affects the play of the whole line. They are still a contender of course but AFC favorite? I don't know.

The Ravens will miss Pitta, that guy is a matchup problem. But I don't think they're contending this year anyway. I am about ready to pick Cincinnati, or if I want to throw away money (but maybe win big!) Cleveland, to win the AFC North.

I really think Maclin was a huuuge loss, or at least given how well he could fit in chip's new offence. But yeah, center is a very difficult position to refill.


Well I like Maclin a lot more than Desean Jackson but with or without him the Eagles are rebuilding this year.

I feel like Kelly probably doesn't even care, he's used to third stringers getting playing time after the starters and backups get winded anyway. So Maclin or his backup, he's still trying to get 80 plays out of ya.
 
2013-07-30 09:20:02 PM

thecpt: cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: Di Atribe: PowerSlacker: It's not Fark. it's ARod.com

Slow sports day?

I really really tried with headlines today, but to no avail. It was great only having 4 total topics of discussion despite OTAs starting

Training camp. OTAs are in May.

/pedant.

Yeah that was one of those oh fark shiat I hit comment bah I don't care.



Technically, training camp is an organized team activity.
 
2013-07-30 09:21:53 PM
Loss of Macklin is biggest of the three, but losing a center is pretty big. They have 6 weeks to work someone in.
 
2013-07-30 09:33:14 PM

LesserEvil: It's in his bedroom, not the living room

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I see what you did there.  Is that an original?
 
2013-07-30 09:41:12 PM

knbwhite: LesserEvil: It's in his bedroom, not the living room

[img2u.info image 360x437]

I see what you did there.  Is that an original?


Yes. It's actually his bedroom, too. I did add the item on the nightstand.
 
2013-07-30 09:44:37 PM

Kygz: Loss of Macklin is biggest of the three, but losing a center is pretty big. They have 6 weeks to work someone in.


Yeah, that's about the only upside is they lost him within the first week. Six weeks is enough time for the new guy getting all the first-team reps.
 
2013-07-30 10:20:29 PM

tricycleracer: [sportsofboston.com image 465x307]

"I'd fark me."


static.giantbomb.com

"Would you"?


 
2013-07-30 11:06:49 PM
The good news ladies and gents, there is a football game every weekend from here on out...things will pick up soon.

Next up HOCKEY!
 
2013-07-30 11:11:46 PM

LesserEvil: knbwhite: LesserEvil: It's in his bedroom, not the living room

[img2u.info image 360x437]

I see what you did there.  Is that an original?

Yes. It's actually his bedroom, too. I did add the item on the nightstand.


Ok so I knew about the centaur thing. Is the rainbow for real? And is that a light saber?
 
2013-07-30 11:58:18 PM

LesserEvil: It's in his bedroom, not the living room

[img2u.info image 360x437]


Okay....that's becoming an artifact in my next Call of Cthulhu game.

As you pull of the white linen shroud, caked with dust from decades of storage in the attic of the abandoned house, you see a sight that defies all logic and reason. You see a painting of Alex Rodriguez as a centaur, rearing up defiantly wielding a blade of pure light; a rainbow arching over it's head. The horrific beauty of the scene drives all rational thought from your mind. Roll 4d6 for SAN loss...
 
2013-07-31 01:10:44 AM
www.byelii.com
 
2013-07-31 01:22:08 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk


End Result of his example
 
2013-07-31 01:55:17 AM

byelii: [www.byelii.com image 640x360]


Goddamn, but Selig's a Howdy Doody-lookin' motherfarker.
 
2013-07-31 02:05:43 AM
i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-31 02:48:50 AM

LesserEvil: It's in his bedroom, not the living room

[img2u.info image 360x437]


Even a Brony wouldn't go near that.
 
2013-07-31 08:43:10 AM

mikaloyd: Put a yankees cap on her and start injecting her with drugs A-Rod


"If you're going to take shots, take them in the ass."
 
2013-07-31 10:02:20 AM

js34603: thecpt: cameroncrazy1984: thecpt: Di Atribe: PowerSlacker: It's not Fark. it's ARod.com

Slow sports day?

I really really tried with headlines today, but to no avail. It was great only having 4 total topics of discussion despite OTAs starting

Training camp. OTAs are in May.

/pedant.

Yeah that was one of those oh fark shiat I hit comment bah I don't care.

So this is the training camp thread now? Good good.

Koppen is a pretty big loss for Peyton's ponies. When you lose your starting center it affects the play of the whole line. They are still a contender of course but AFC favorite? I don't know.

The Ravens will miss Pitta, that guy is a matchup problem. But I don't think they're contending this year anyway. I am about ready to pick Cincinnati, or if I want to throw away money (but maybe win big!) Cleveland, to win the AFC North.


This whole Nicks/Giants thing will be a year-round issue.  The more he's hampered by his injuries, less of a chance the Giants will sign him to a long-term contract.
 
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