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(NJ.com)   The Real Housewife Without a Forehead and her Tony Soprano wannabe husband indicted for fraud in New Jersey. Hey, fahgettaboudit   (nj.com) divider line 53
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2013-07-30 06:17:08 PM
Three head?

I bet she has to get her back waxed
 
2013-07-30 06:30:27 PM
Each was released on $500,000 unsecured appearance bonds.
At the hearing, a federal prosecutor explained that Joe Giudice is not a citizen of the United States, but of Italy.


So they let a guy out on bail who isn't a citizen and more than likely has money hidden somewhere, so he has the means to flee, out of jail without having to put anything down upfront. Yeah like this isn't going to end with them vanishing.
 
2013-07-30 06:37:20 PM
Wow, she really doesn't have a forehead.
 
2013-07-30 06:40:36 PM
You're muff cabbage!!
 
2013-07-30 06:46:58 PM

Broktun: Three head?


Three head.

img2-3.timeinc.net

Well, maybe two-and-a-half head.
 
2013-07-30 06:48:10 PM

Arachnophobe: Broktun: Three head?

Three head.

[img2-3.timeinc.net image 240x320]

Well, maybe two-and-a-half head.


Christ that's an ugly woman. Not only ugly, but scary ugly.
 
2013-07-30 06:52:55 PM
Fraud?  In New Jersey?  What happens in such cases....you get a street named after you or something?
 
2013-07-30 06:53:04 PM
The husband looks 'troubled' in those photos... Although i don't sympathize with him, i feel his pain.
 
2013-07-30 06:56:26 PM
I can't really give a shiat about this penny-ante shiat while our government has been bought and paid for and no one who gives or accepts a bribe faces any consequences whatsoever.
 
2013-07-30 06:57:30 PM
She kind of has the "Cornelius" from The Planet of the Apes thing going on.
 
2013-07-30 07:16:27 PM

ongbok: Each was released on $500,000 unsecured appearance bonds.
At the hearing, a federal prosecutor explained that Joe Giudice is not a citizen of the United States, but of Italy.

So they let a guy out on bail who isn't a citizen and more than likely has money hidden somewhere, so he has the means to flee, out of jail without having to put anything down upfront. Yeah like this isn't going to end with them vanishing.


Federal courts almost always require a defendant to surrender his passport(s) as a condition of granting bail. That's not to say that he can't get a fake, or convince the Italian embassy that he lost his and needs them to issue another (although I'd bet that more advanced countries interface with US immigration databases to prevent this). And most reputable airlines will check for passports before letting you board an international flight these days. So I'm not saying it's impossible, but fleeing isn't as simple as just hopping a plane anymore.
/but yeah, "unsecured bond." Why not make it a hundred million billion trillion dollar unsecured bond while you're at it?
 
2013-07-30 07:21:26 PM
Ok, yes, I've watched Real Housewives of New Jersey once or twice. Back when they were building their dream mansion, Theresa went on a shopping spree to fill it with furniture. When the delivery truck arrived, Joe paid the bill - over $110,000 - in cash. And that's what they do when a television camera is pointed at them.
 
2013-07-30 07:43:53 PM

grxymkjbn: I can't really give a shiat about this penny-ante shiat while our government has been bought and paid for and no one who gives or accepts a bribe faces any consequences whatsoever.


Somebody please get this gabagool a cannoli.
 
2013-07-30 07:47:32 PM
If she's actually tossed behind bars, after a week she'll look like a Monchichi.
 
2013-07-30 07:50:55 PM
He's more of a Joey Buttafuoco than a Tony Soprano.
 
2013-07-30 07:53:30 PM

The Bunyip: If she's actually tossed behind bars, after a week she'll look like a Monchichi.


No she wouldn't. Monchichi are cute and cuddly. There isn't anything cute or cuddly about her.
 
2013-07-30 07:59:58 PM
Someone photoshop her a normal hairline.
 
2013-07-30 08:21:39 PM

shastacola: He's more of a Joey Buttafuoco than a Tony Soprano.


=============

I never said he was Tony Soprano, that's what he thinks he is.   Actually, he'd have to work real hard to get up to the level of a Joey Buttafuoco.
 
2013-07-30 08:41:14 PM
She's not bad for 41
 
2013-07-30 08:43:05 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: She's not bad for 41


Her body isn't bad for 41, actually it is nice, but that face. She is ugly as hell. Defiantly would have to hit it from the back, or in the dark.
 
2013-07-30 08:46:17 PM
I am sooooo glad I don't know who any of these people are.
 
2013-07-30 09:08:20 PM
Having no idea who these people were, the headline intrigued me, so I took a peek.  First thing I thought was "Holy crap, that woman's hairline is so low it's almost a mustache!"  Does that woman have a medical condition that makes her hairline drop that far, or is it because of the amount of Neanderthal in her genetics.
 
2013-07-30 09:10:25 PM
That's not a forehead, that's a 3 head.
 
2013-07-30 09:27:43 PM
Nice jersey girl tan
 
2013-07-30 09:30:47 PM

Arachnophobe: Broktun: Three head?

Three head.

[img2-3.timeinc.net image 240x320]

Well, maybe two-and-a-half head.


Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus?
 
2013-07-30 09:46:23 PM

Jixa: Having no idea who these people were, the headline intrigued me, so I took a peek.  First thing I thought was "Holy crap, that woman's hairline is so low it's almost a mustache!"  Does that woman have a medical condition that makes her hairline drop that far, or is it because of the amount of Neanderthal in her genetics.


============

Neanderthal?  Nah, even more primitive, Sicilian.
 
2013-07-30 09:53:56 PM
Hey, fahgettaboudit

What kinda fahget* writes it as "fahgettaboudit"?

It's "fuhgeddaboudit".

www.brooklyn.com
*I kid
 
2013-07-30 09:58:30 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Hey, fahgettaboudit

What kinda fahget* writes it as "fahgettaboudit"?

It's "fuhgeddaboudit".

[www.brooklyn.com image 394x420]
*I kid


========

Hey, shaddup, punk.  You live in farking Brooklyn.  Come over to Joisey and we'll kick you're farking ass.
 
2013-07-30 10:23:10 PM

TheLopper: Wow, she really doesn't have a forehead.


This.  What the...how?
 
2013-07-30 10:29:02 PM

The Why Not Guy: Ok, yes, I've watched Real Housewives of New Jersey once or twice. Back when they were building their dream mansion, Theresa went on a shopping spree to fill it with furniture. When the delivery truck arrived, Joe paid the bill - over $110,000 - in cash. And that's what they do when a television camera is pointed at them.


They were going through a bankruptcy at the time too...weren't they?
 
2013-07-30 10:33:28 PM
If I was her I would forego the next boob job and get an inch of hairline removed. She's rich and could do that. If I had monkey-forehead and was of modest means (like I am) I would experiment with bangs, or perhaps shave it.

I am far from perfect but that is something I would be so self- conscious about if it was me. And she is not. So perhaps we she should give her props for self confidence.
 
2013-07-30 10:39:35 PM
So, they're heading to Moscow?
 
2013-07-30 10:50:42 PM

Fissile: Hey, shaddup, punk.  You live in farking Brooklyn.  Come over to Joisey and we'll kick you're farking ass.


Jersey? Kick a Brooklyn boy's ass? I'll put Red Hook against Red Bank any day.
 
2013-07-30 11:22:25 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Fissile: Hey, shaddup, punk.  You live in farking Brooklyn.  Come over to Joisey and we'll kick you're farking ass.

Jersey? Kick a Brooklyn boy's ass? I'll put Red Hook against Red Bank any day.


============

I see your Brooklyn and raise you a Paterson and Camden.
 
2013-07-30 11:35:40 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Fissile: Hey, shaddup, punk.  You live in farking Brooklyn.  Come over to Joisey and we'll kick you're farking ass.

Jersey? Kick a Brooklyn boy's ass? I'll put Red Hook against Red Bank any day.


Pffft, even a mommas boy from Toms River could handle any wanna be tough guy from Brooklyn.
 
2013-07-30 11:44:05 PM
Don't make me laugh. Once? Maybe.

Just remember you went from this

images.popmatters.com

to this

www.mtv.com
 
2013-07-30 11:55:54 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Don't make me laugh. Once? Maybe.

Just remember you went from this

[images.popmatters.com image 500x250]

to this

[www.mtv.com image 500x333]


All of the characters and a high percentage of the actors in the first pic are/were residents of NJ.

Five of the seven in the second picture are from NY and brought their NY trashiness with them, on vacation, to NJ.
 
2013-07-31 12:06:09 AM
Gotta love being dragged to court by the feds for forgetting to declare the earnings from the TV show that made you a famous douchebag.
 
2013-07-31 12:13:45 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Don't make me laugh. Once? Maybe.

Just remember you went from this

[images.popmatters.com image 500x250]

to this

[www.mtv.com image 500x333]


Did Sal ever puss out or rat?  Goddamn, as a bald man, I desperately envied his lustrous hair.  I never watched the whole series, but when I saw that he executed Adrianne, I said to myself, "now that's a well groomed head of hair".
 
2013-07-31 12:17:15 AM

Giltric: All of the characters and a high percentage of the actors in the first pic are/were residents of NJ.

Five of the seven in the second picture are from NY and brought their NY trashiness with them, on vacation, to NJ.


Metaphor, bro. Metaphor.

Oh, wait: Jersey. Here, have a link to the definition.
 
2013-07-31 12:37:34 AM
I read the indictment. Holy crap, if even half of that is true, how the hell did they think they'd get away with such outrageous criminality?
 
2013-07-31 12:45:28 AM

born_yesterday: ArcadianRefugee: Don't make me laugh. Once? Maybe.

Just remember you went from this

[images.popmatters.com image 500x250]

to this

[www.mtv.com image 500x333]

Did Sal ever puss out or rat?  Goddamn, as a bald man, I desperately envied his lustrous hair.  I never watched the whole series, but when I saw that he executed Adrianne, I said to myself, "now that's a well groomed head of hair".


You're thinking Silvio Dante, not Sal, aka Big Pussy.  And Silvio did have perfect hair.  Unfortunately it's a wig, what with Steve Van Zandt having been scalped in a car accident.

/TMYK
 
2013-07-31 12:58:11 AM

mooseyfate: born_yesterday: ArcadianRefugee: Don't make me laugh. Once? Maybe.

Just remember you went from this

[images.popmatters.com image 500x250]

to this

[www.mtv.com image 500x333]

Did Sal ever puss out or rat?  Goddamn, as a bald man, I desperately envied his lustrous hair.  I never watched the whole series, but when I saw that he executed Adrianne, I said to myself, "now that's a well groomed head of hair".

You're thinking Silvio Dante, not Sal, aka Big Pussy.  And Silvio did have perfect hair.  Unfortunately it's a wig, what with Steve Van Zandt having been scalped in a car accident.

/TMYK


You totally answered my question while avoiding the most important plot points!

/I apologize for incorrect names, no seriously; this ain't the politics tab
//So goddamn it, what happened to Silvio?
 
2013-07-31 01:20:04 AM

born_yesterday: mooseyfate: born_yesterday: ArcadianRefugee: Don't make me laugh. Once? Maybe.

Just remember you went from this

[images.popmatters.com image 500x250]

to this

[www.mtv.com image 500x333]

Did Sal ever puss out or rat?  Goddamn, as a bald man, I desperately envied his lustrous hair.  I never watched the whole series, but when I saw that he executed Adrianne, I said to myself, "now that's a well groomed head of hair".

You're thinking Silvio Dante, not Sal, aka Big Pussy.  And Silvio did have perfect hair.  Unfortunately it's a wig, what with Steve Van Zandt having been scalped in a car accident.

/TMYK

You totally answered my question while avoiding the most important plot points!

/I apologize for incorrect names, no seriously; this ain't the politics tab
//So goddamn it, what happened to Silvio?


Last you see of him, he's laying in a hospital bed, none the worse for wear. It's assumed he makes it out alive.

/but then again, maybe they pulled. Him. Back. In.
 
2013-07-31 03:33:19 AM
I'm not usually one to judge by looks, but damn you are one farking ugly biatch
 
2013-07-31 07:37:59 AM

Mr.Poops: I'm not usually one to judge by looks, but damn you are one farking ugly biatch


I was intribueg by the soup and watched some episodes.

She is just as ugly on the inside.
 
2013-07-31 10:24:53 AM
I hope they both end up in jail FOREVER...

These douchebags of the utmost sort!
Regular people wait until they've earned and saved enough money to get the home they want, the cars they want, the blah, blah, blah.
These farktards lie their asses off on every possible mortgage application, income tax forms...completely spit in the face of every immigrant (that Joe isn't a US citizen) who comes here and works his ass off to get what he owns...

And all for what?
To look like big-shots...that they aren't?
Because why? That biatch's sister married a guy with more money, so...what? We'll show them, we'll lie like hell to get the same level of life she has? Be dammed if it's all illegal?
fark THEM!
I can't wait till she's seeing her kids through prison bars...till some big prison boss lady has a latex hand shoved up that wannabe rich biatch's coont searching for cell phones or drugs.
I can't wait until I hear about that "tough guy" Joe having the shiat kicked out of him in prison...or worse.

I just bought my first house...I'm 43 years old...have been married 13 years, have a 9 year old daughter.
We all WAITED until it was possible. We didn't lie on applications, defraud the government or banks...
It's ours, it's awesome, and it was EARNED!!!
Unlike with these two farks!
 
2013-07-31 10:29:15 AM
My ladyfriend watches this and the real housewhores of wherever in California. I have names for them all...rat face, leather face, viagra abuser, hair piece, closet man kisser, cum dumpster, phaggy time, secretly loves black men, big bush, gold digger, never worked a day in her life lady, never ending vacation lady...

These shows anger me. Send everyone involved to prison.
 
2013-07-31 10:36:43 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-31 10:46:21 AM

WhiskeySticks: My ladyfriend watches this and the real housewhores of wherever in California. I have names for them all...rat face, leather face, viagra abuser, hair piece, closet man kisser, cum dumpster, phaggy time, secretly loves black men, big bush, gold digger, never worked a day in her life lady, never ending vacation lady...

These shows anger me. Send everyone involved to prison.


So what name do you call this one? Or is she all of the above?

The only time one of these shows has ever been on my tv is when I was having a party and one of my guests insisted she had to watch it.  I was too busy having fun with people I like to sit and watch people I would despise if I knew them in real life.
 
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