FarknGroovn: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 302x167]
FrancoFile: I'm building a compound to protect against this. Oliver Platt and Kevin Bacon have standing invitations.
scarmig: Cat dead. Details later.
LeroyBourne: scarmig: Cat dead. Details later.Best severed head eating a woman out scene evar!
TV's Vinnie: 24 hours? It took god three whole days just to revive Jesus.SCIENCE BEATS GOD! SCIENCE BEATS GOD!
reillan: TV's Vinnie: 24 hours? It took god three whole days just to revive Jesus.SCIENCE BEATS GOD! SCIENCE BEATS GOD!No, they're saying that someone who has been dead for 24 hours can be revived. Jesus was dead for 72 hours, so God still beats science. Sorry. Come back when you're raising from the dead a week later.
skinink: Hopefully if I ever become a zombie, I will hunt down every person that did me wrong.Including the guy in the van who was giving out "free candy".
Outrageous Muff: If you think the Zombie apocalypse will ever happen you should be shot in the head to rid the world of your stupidity.
Oldiron_79: So Victor Frankenstein is gonna be for reals?
ERNesbitt: http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apo ca lypse-could-actually-happen.html
The All-Powerful Atheismo: ERNesbitt: http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apo ca lypse-could-actually-happen.htmlIf you link a cracked article as if its any kind of authority on anything, you need to be kicked in the balls and then shot in the head.
Oldiron_79: Outrageous Muff: If you think the Zombie apocalypse will ever happen you should be shot in the head to rid the world of your stupidity.Zombie is prepper slang for unprepared people that will be roaming looking for shiat to steal because they where not preped for SHTF.
MythDragon: [i1134.photobucket.com image 600x450][i1134.photobucket.com image 600x450]Bring it.My plan is to sit on a water tower and snipe zombies until I run out of ammo. Then I will do a flying machete chop on the next zombie because fark living in a post apocolyptic word.
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