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(Daily Mail)   Good News: You have 20 years to prepare for the zombie apocalypse. Bad News: You have 20 years to prepare for the zombie apocalypse   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 118
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2013-07-30 02:23:23 PM
Attack the Daily Fail first

oh wait, that's where they are gonna come from
 
2013-07-30 02:44:55 PM
We'll need to get mind uploading and our indestructible and sexy humanoid robot bodies ready before then.
 
2013-07-30 03:02:52 PM
Meh, we need to let some of them go, it's getting crowded.
 
2013-07-30 03:07:11 PM
up-ship.com
 
2013-07-30 03:24:00 PM
Danglebugs, was about to submit with a much lamer headline.  Thanks, check link button!
 
2013-07-30 03:26:07 PM
Let it go man, let it go.
 
2013-07-30 03:27:31 PM
So Victor Frankenstein is gonna be for reals?
 
2013-07-30 03:28:33 PM
Nu uh, we only have two and a half months to prepare wait for the zombie apocalypse.  Walking Dead season 4 starts October 13.  Hurry up...
 
2013-07-30 03:28:38 PM
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2013-07-30 03:29:23 PM
If you think the Zombie apocalypse will ever happen you should be shot in the head to rid the world of your stupidity.
 
2013-07-30 03:30:16 PM
I'm building a compound to protect against this.  Oliver Platt and Kevin Bacon have standing invitations.
 
2013-07-30 03:30:46 PM
No one? Really?

All right...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-30 03:31:08 PM
So I should start on that cardio then?

Meh, I can wait another 19 years.
 
2013-07-30 03:31:28 PM

FarknGroovn: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 302x167]


DAMN YOU!
 
2013-07-30 03:31:50 PM
Cat dead.   Details later.
 
2013-07-30 03:33:04 PM
I'll be old and fat by then, so... good luck to the rest of you.
 
2013-07-30 03:34:21 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-07-30 03:35:22 PM

FrancoFile: I'm building a compound to protect against this.  Oliver Platt and Kevin Bacon have standing invitations.


Woody and I are going on tour, we'll will drop by from time to time to let you know how things are on the outside.
www.boomtron.com
 
2013-07-30 03:36:40 PM

scarmig: Cat dead.   Details later.


Best severed head eating a woman out scene evar!
 
2013-07-30 03:38:06 PM
24 hours? It took god three whole days just to revive Jesus.

SCIENCE BEATS GOD! SCIENCE BEATS GOD!
 
2013-07-30 03:38:53 PM
Hopefully if I ever become a zombie, I will hunt down every person that did me wrong.

Including the guy in the van who was giving out "free candy".
 
2013-07-30 03:39:19 PM
Crap. I'll be even older and slower.

I'm gonna need something like the EM-50, only with off-road capability.
 
2013-07-30 03:41:03 PM

LeroyBourne: scarmig: Cat dead.   Details later.

Best severed head eating a woman out scene evar!


I know, right!  These were some special nights as a lonely teen.  Re-animator and the kleenex box.
 
2013-07-30 03:41:19 PM

TV's Vinnie: 24 hours? It took god three whole days just to revive Jesus.

SCIENCE BEATS GOD! SCIENCE BEATS GOD!


No, they're saying that someone who has been dead for 24 hours can be revived.  Jesus was dead for 72 hours, so God still beats science.  Sorry.  Come back when you're raising from the dead a week later.
 
2013-07-30 03:41:51 PM
Maybe like this, minus the cheesy paint job:

globalxvehicles.com
 
2013-07-30 03:42:43 PM
So says Doctor Dondarrion.
 
2013-07-30 03:44:51 PM

reillan: TV's Vinnie: 24 hours? It took god three whole days just to revive Jesus.

SCIENCE BEATS GOD! SCIENCE BEATS GOD!

No, they're saying that someone who has been dead for 24 hours can be revived.  Jesus was dead for 72 hours, so God still beats science.  Sorry.  Come back when you're raising from the dead a week later.



John 11:43 -  And having said this, he cried with a loud voice, "Lazarus! Come forth!"
 
2013-07-30 03:45:38 PM
quicklol.com
 
2013-07-30 03:46:41 PM
I have no idea why I feel compelled to say this, but well here we are:

I found a small white bucket on the path to the school track where I run in the morning. It was labeled "sheep brains". And I'm pretty sure it contains sheep brains. They look like the GIS results of sheep brains.

I'm kind of excited.
 
2013-07-30 03:48:29 PM
We already live in a zombie apocalypse. It's just illegal to shoot them
 
2013-07-30 03:50:02 PM
cdn.ientry.com
 
2013-07-30 03:52:50 PM
In 20 years I'll be 80. If my heart stops for 24 hours, just let me go, man. Just let me go.
 
2013-07-30 03:53:14 PM
Is this being funded by Dick Cheney and Haliburton?
 
2013-07-30 03:53:16 PM

skinink: Hopefully if I ever become a zombie, I will hunt down every person that did me wrong.

Including the guy in the van who was giving out "free candy".


Was the candy stale? I hate it when that happens.
 
2013-07-30 03:59:57 PM
I don't WANT to be Dale. He's old and worthless. I swear, if there's a zombie apocalypse and it doesn't happen until I'm old, I'm going to be so pissed.
 
2013-07-30 04:03:53 PM
After reading that, I immediately thought of Pet Cemetery: Sometimes dead is better.
 
2013-07-30 04:04:46 PM
i.imgur.com

For shame Fark that I have to post this first.
 
2013-07-30 04:04:48 PM
Just move to Cincinnati and make it 40 years.
 
2013-07-30 04:07:05 PM
I hope that this ammo shortage ends soon!
 
2013-07-30 04:09:54 PM
And how long have we been waiting for affordable flying car?  I will believe the promises when they actually deliver.
 
2013-07-30 04:10:16 PM
According to the highly respected medical journal, The Daily Mail...
 
2013-07-30 04:10:39 PM
In other news Bo Derek is 56

i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-07-30 04:16:12 PM

Outrageous Muff: If you think the Zombie apocalypse will ever happen you should be shot in the head to rid the world of your stupidity.


2/10 (only because I'm biting)

If you think the word 'Zombie' only applies to reanimated corpses, you should invest in a dictionary to rid the world of your stupidity.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apo ca lypse-could-actually-happen.html
 
2013-07-30 04:19:16 PM

Oldiron_79: So Victor Frankenstein is gonna be for reals?


4.bp.blogspot.com

It's pronounced Fronkensteen.
 
2013-07-30 04:20:06 PM

Outrageous Muff: If you think the Zombie apocalypse will ever happen you should be shot in the head to rid the world of your stupidity.


Zombie is prepper slang for unprepared people that will be roaming looking for shiat to steal because they where not preped for SHTF.
 
2013-07-30 04:21:33 PM

ERNesbitt: http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apo ca lypse-could-actually-happen.html


If you link a cracked article as if its any kind of authority on anything, you need to be kicked in the balls and then shot in the head.
 
2013-07-30 04:31:30 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: ERNesbitt: http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apo ca lypse-could-actually-happen.html

If you link a cracked article as if its any kind of authority on anything, you need to be kicked in the balls and then shot in the head.


It was a pretty good read. Although I am not a cracked fan.
 
2013-07-30 04:31:48 PM

Oldiron_79: Outrageous Muff: If you think the Zombie apocalypse will ever happen you should be shot in the head to rid the world of your stupidity.

Zombie is prepper slang for unprepared people that will be roaming looking for shiat to steal because they where not preped for SHTF.


And preppers are just slang for mentally retarded gun nuts who think that civilization will dissolve in a matter of hours and need a safe room to jerk off too that fantasy in.
 
2013-07-30 04:35:41 PM
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Bring it.

My plan is to sit on a water tower and snipe zombies until I run out of ammo. Then I will do a flying machete chop on the next zombie because fark living in a post apocolyptic word.
 
2013-07-30 04:37:56 PM

MythDragon: [i1134.photobucket.com image 600x450][i1134.photobucket.com image 600x450]

Bring it.

My plan is to sit on a water tower and snipe zombies until I run out of ammo. Then I will do a flying machete chop on the next zombie because fark living in a post apocolyptic word.


Can I please have the Mauser?
 
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