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(Daily Mail)   Woman delivers 13lb 4oz baby girl in natural childbirth. The mother hopes to decide on a name soon, but she's still torn   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-07-30 01:59:28 PM  
www.wallpaperist.com
 
2013-07-30 02:01:28 PM  
Might I suggest the name `Rip Torn'?
 
2013-07-30 02:06:03 PM  
When my daughter was born, she spent some time in the NICU. I was walking through to her crib or whatever one day and I saw a 13 lb. baby.

It was the size of a f*cking toddler.
 
2013-07-30 02:09:29 PM  
Jabba.
 
2013-07-30 02:11:15 PM  
Damn... looks like the kid is ready for college.
 
2013-07-30 02:11:22 PM  
Kid has a club foot attached to its wrist.
 
2013-07-30 02:12:07 PM  
Buster.
 
2013-07-30 02:12:14 PM  
YOU STOLE THIS JOKE FROM ANTHONY JESELNIK

/unless you ARE Anthony Jeselnik
//hopefully you're not, he's a douche
///but you're a douche too anyway!
 
2013-07-30 02:12:24 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Damn... looks like the kid is ready for college.


And probably more academically qualified than your typical college 1st year student.
 
2013-07-30 02:13:43 PM  
Kid's a little late, laying naked on the floor.
 
2013-07-30 02:13:48 PM  
Illusion never changed,
into something real...
 
2013-07-30 02:14:23 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Kid's a little late, laying naked on the floor.


Damnitsomuch!
 
2013-07-30 02:14:35 PM  
I am happy I have the penis.
 
2013-07-30 02:15:44 PM  
*looks at pic in article*
Now, THAT'S a baby.
 
2013-07-30 02:15:57 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Kid's a little late, laying naked on the floor.


What is "naked" and how do you lay it?
 
2013-07-30 02:16:20 PM  
Taking bets on who will walk first, the kid or her mom
 
2013-07-30 02:17:27 PM  

apotheosis27: YOU STOLE THIS JOKE FROM ANTHONY JESELNIK

/unless you ARE Anthony Jeselnik
//hopefully you're not, he's a douche
///but you're a douche too anyway!


Yep, heard it on the radio on the way to work this mornin.
 
2013-07-30 02:17:56 PM  

oldfarthenry: Might I suggest the name `Rip Torn'?


The greatest name in existence?  Yes that is acceptable.
 
2013-07-30 02:18:17 PM  
i was over 12 lbs when i was born back in the 80's. held the hospital record for a mere week befoe some real tubbo came along. its not that horribly unusual to get a bigger baby.
 
2013-07-30 02:19:22 PM  

HAMMERTOE: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Kid's a little late, laying naked on the floor.

Damnitsomuch!


Your brain is now hearing that guitar intro.
 
2013-07-30 02:22:19 PM  

Shostie: When my daughter was born, she spent some time in the NICU. I was walking through to her crib or whatever one day and I saw a 13 lb. baby.

It was the size of a f*cking toddler.


Ours just got out of the NICU a month ago. She was born at 3lbs 10oz. I saw some fat babies, and thought, holy shiat!
 
2013-07-30 02:22:29 PM  
unimpressed
jamorama.com
 
2013-07-30 02:24:32 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Damn... looks like the kid is ready for college.


That's a quick turn around.

He just got out from between a woman's legs.
 
2013-07-30 02:24:44 PM  
And I got my kid was big at that weight at 6 weeks.
 
2013-07-30 02:28:16 PM  
Govenor Christie?
 
2013-07-30 02:29:35 PM  

FunkOut: And I got my kid was big at that weight at 6 weeks.


Fortunately elbow grasshopper decidedly.
 
2013-07-30 02:30:21 PM  
"Jasleen"?

East Germany - figures.
 
2013-07-30 02:31:43 PM  
That's no baby. That's a space station.
 
2013-07-30 02:35:01 PM  
Wasn't at all surprised to read that the mother had gestational diabetes.
 
jvl
2013-07-30 02:37:08 PM  
Well, somebody didn't get their gestational diabetes treated.  But hey, who cares about the babby's health, right?
 
2013-07-30 02:39:56 PM  

apotheosis27: YOU STOLE THIS JOKE FROM ANTHONY JESELNIK

/unless you ARE Anthony Jeselnik
//hopefully you're not, he's a douche
///but you're a douche too anyway!


Came to say this
 
2013-07-30 02:40:03 PM  

jvl: Well, somebody didn't get their gestational diabetes treated.  But hey, who cares about the babby's health, right?


FTA: The mother gave birth at University Hospital in Leipzig and discovered she had a previously undiagnosed case of gestational diabetes
 
2013-07-30 02:41:51 PM  

Shryke: FunkOut: And I got my kid was big at that weight at 6 weeks.

Fortunately elbow grasshopper decidedly.


Goddamned phone.

I thought my kid was big yada yada yada.
 
2013-07-30 02:44:05 PM  
*looks at picture

OH MY! OW OW OW!
 
2013-07-30 02:47:42 PM  

Gandalf_is_dead: apotheosis27: YOU STOLE THIS JOKE FROM ANTHONY JESELNIK

/unless you ARE Anthony Jeselnik
//hopefully you're not, he's a douche
///but you're a douche too anyway!

Yep, heard it on the radio on the way to work this mornin.


Paul & Ron.....ditto haha
 
2013-07-30 03:16:59 PM  
Rectum?!!

It damned near killed 'em!
 
2013-07-30 03:18:05 PM  
She gave birth to Diabeto! Holy cow!
 
2013-07-30 03:20:15 PM  
Recter.
 
2013-07-30 03:27:11 PM  
I noticed some online articles about Jasleen's birth using this stock photo to "improve" the story's impact

Doctor / surgeon shocked - funny. Woman closeup portrait of young doctor, surgeon or nurse surprised starring with big eyes wearing surgical mask. Asian / Caucasian female model.
image.shutterstock.com
I think they should have stuck with the same model and used this photo instead:

Frightened and stressed young business woman biting her fingers, high angle
image.shutterstock.com
 
2013-07-30 03:41:48 PM  
And I thought 9+lbs with a shoulder dystocia was bad...

/Did not have diabetes.
 
2013-07-30 03:47:43 PM  
I bet when her water broke it was like old faithful upside down.
 
2013-07-30 04:05:22 PM  
I wonder how many spools of thread they used to sew up her episiotomy.
 
2013-07-30 04:10:51 PM  
HELLO Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello
 
2013-07-30 04:26:00 PM  

ununcle: I bet when her water broke it was like old faithful upside down.


I laughed and then got the mental picture.

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-30 04:39:01 PM  
And here I thought my son Michael was big at 9 lbs, 14 oz.
 
2013-07-30 05:07:49 PM  
Depends at 1 day old!?! Jebus...
 
2013-07-30 07:13:54 PM  
Looks remarkably like that fat child from that famous McDonald's pic...
 
2013-07-30 07:23:32 PM  
Had a co-worker who weighed 98lbs. soaking wet who gave birth to an 11lb. range baby.

She needed some 40 odd episotomy stitches according to her husband.

I have a penis and I was cringing when I heard that.
 
2013-07-30 09:15:10 PM  

Shostie: When my daughter was born, she spent some time in the NICU. I was walking through to her crib or whatever one day and I saw a 13 lb. baby.

It was the size of a f*cking toddler.


My Grandpa was the same size, we have a picture of him at 2 months old and he looks like a 3 year old.
 
2013-07-30 09:36:12 PM  

Pribar: Taking bets on who will walk first, the kid or her mom


I laughed.


/golf clap
 
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