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(News.com.au)   "Due to bad weather your flight has been temporarily delayed. We expect to be departing in, oh, roughly 86 years from now. We apologize for this inconvenience"   (news.com.au) divider line 23
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2013-07-30 02:22:19 PM
They're waiting on more lemon-soaked paper napkins, I guess?
 
2013-07-30 02:29:32 PM
At least they are honest...
 
2013-07-30 02:29:40 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-30 02:30:50 PM

pute kisses like a man: [25.media.tumblr.com image 432x648]


damn it, I almost choked on my cookie!
 
2013-07-30 02:42:10 PM

Uzzah: They're waiting on more lemon-soaked paper napkins, I guess?


First thing I thought of.
 
2013-07-30 02:51:44 PM
An airline spokesperson apologized for the message, saying it was caused by a computer "glitch".

Faulty chair/keyboard interface.
 
2013-07-30 02:51:47 PM

Uzzah: They're waiting on more lemon-soaked paper napkins, I guess?


Done in one.

/There is a HHGTTG quote for every occasion
 
2013-07-30 02:58:58 PM
Done in one.
 
2013-07-30 03:10:43 PM
Hope those seats in the boarding area are real comfy!
 
2013-07-30 03:14:20 PM

Uzzah: They're waiting on more lemon-soaked paper napkins, I guess?


came for this; left satisfied.
 
2013-07-30 03:24:23 PM

Uzzah: They're waiting on more lemon-soaked paper napkins, I guess?


Yeah, you win. Please step over to the right to claim your prize.

(crowd applauds)
 
2013-07-30 04:07:17 PM
DON'T PANIC
 
2013-07-30 04:26:09 PM

Uzzah: They're waiting on more lemon-soaked paper napkins, I guess?


Napkins? On Easyjet? I see sir has never flown Easyjet.....


/But also the first thing I thought of.
 
2013-07-30 04:36:27 PM
I can't believe there hasn't been a H2G2 reference yet
 
2013-07-30 06:01:20 PM

Uzzah: They're waiting on more lemon-soaked paper napkins, I guess?


Drat!  You beat me to it.

Anyone up for a round of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters?
 
2013-07-30 06:15:22 PM
One ticket holder pictured here:
i.annihil.us
/hot
 
2013-07-30 06:24:39 PM

Uzzah: They're waiting on more lemon-soaked paper napkins, I guess?


You bastard.
 
2013-07-30 07:08:30 PM

Uzzah: They're waiting on more lemon-soaked paper napkins, I guess?


Came for this
 
2013-07-30 09:50:59 PM
Came for the HHGTTG reference.

/came away VERY satisfied
//anyone hear anything from the Frogstar system?
 
2013-07-30 10:06:35 PM
EasyJet - where they never have to remind you to return your seat to the upright position for landing, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T RECLINE IT.
 
2013-07-30 10:55:55 PM
Even Marty McFly says WTF?
 
2013-07-30 11:01:15 PM

Uzzah: They're waiting on more lemon-soaked paper napkins, I guess?


Done in one, and that's the only reason I showed up. Leaving happily.
 
2013-07-31 03:01:30 PM
That's the flight due to arrive at Franz Kafka International, right?
 
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