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(E! Online) Video Carly Simon sings You're So Vain to/with Taylor Swift   (eonline.com) divider line 49
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2013-07-30 01:53:24 PM  
Would this be dividing by zero?  I mean, the ultimate break-up song being sung with the ultimate break-up song writer?
 
2013-07-30 02:49:19 PM  
That's a whole lotta skinny on stage.
 
2013-07-30 02:50:27 PM  
Carly Simon sure did look excited to be rocking with all the young people.
 
2013-07-30 03:12:09 PM  
This thread is about me
 
2013-07-30 03:15:48 PM  
To, definitely to.
 
2013-07-30 03:20:49 PM  

Casey Anthony: This thread is about me


sheesh, you had a whole murder trial, and now a fark thread. when will the madness stop?!?!
 
2013-07-30 03:35:49 PM  
Manson and Depp did it better.
 
2013-07-30 03:40:40 PM  
 
2013-07-30 03:44:36 PM  
Wow, Steven Tyler is looking better nowdays. The floppy hat must keep the sun off his face.

Seriously though, the song sounded pretty good for being recorded on someone's phone(and lucky for us all they didn't shoot vertical video), but there seemed to be no stage presence from Swift on stage. Is she normally that unexciting?
 
2013-07-30 03:52:56 PM  

Wellon Dowd: That's a whole lotta skinny on stage.


I'd say that the two of them together take up less space than either one alone.
 
2013-07-30 04:06:57 PM  
livinginstereo.com
 
2013-07-30 04:10:55 PM  
Mikey1969: ...there seemed to be no stage presence from Swift on stage. Is she normally that unexciting?

Usually just in bed.
 
2013-07-30 04:11:29 PM  

Casey Anthony: This thread is about me


Mom?
 
2013-07-30 04:12:49 PM  
I'mma let you finish, but Carly Simon had the best break-up song of all time! OF ALL TIME!
 
2013-07-30 04:14:25 PM  
Nobody does it better.
 
2013-07-30 04:41:56 PM  
As soon as Carly Simon came out, 60,000 Swifties said, "Who's this biatch?"
 
2013-07-30 04:49:11 PM  

JJRRutgers: As soon as Carly Simon came out, 60,000 Swifties said, "Who's this biatch?"


Swifties? I thought Taylor swift fans were called swifters?
 
2013-07-30 04:54:20 PM  

smoky2010: JJRRutgers: As soon as Carly Simon came out, 60,000 Swifties said, "Who's this biatch?"

Swifties? I thought Taylor swift fans were called swifters?


Splitters!
 
2013-07-30 05:05:08 PM  
Carly Simon , at the same age, had a better rack but overall Taylor Swift is the far more attractive.

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2013-07-30 05:08:59 PM  
"Carly Simon , at the same age, had a better rack but overall Taylor Swift is the far more attractive."

That depends on one's preferences. However, I would be fine with either.
 
2013-07-30 05:29:32 PM  
I've never understood how she could say, "You probably think this song is about you", when it obviously is.
 
2013-07-30 05:30:57 PM  

Kurmudgeon: "Carly Simon , at the same age, had a better rack but overall Taylor Swift is the far more attractive."

That depends on one's preferences. However, I would be fine with either.


In her day, Simon had raw sensuality that was impossible to ignore. Swift is generic and produced. I'd rather have Carly then than Swift now.
 
2013-07-30 05:33:53 PM  

hasty ambush: Carly Simon , at the same age, had a better rack but overall Taylor Swift is the far more attractive.


You're not normalizing for fashion.
 
2013-07-30 05:40:23 PM  
In her day, Simon had raw sensuality that was impossible to ignore. Swift is generic and produced. I'd rather have Carly then than Swift now

Exactly
 
2013-07-30 05:52:37 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk  i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-07-30 06:02:33 PM  
Wellon Dowd get hit a car?  Thread's been up for hours.
 
2013-07-30 06:11:15 PM  

Mikey1969: Wow, Steven Tyler is looking better nowdays. The floppy hat must keep the sun off his face.

 but there seemed to be no stage presence from Swift on stage. Is she normally that unexciting?


Simply being within 20 miles of Taylor Swift is exciting, for Swifties. They do not need anything else.
 
2013-07-30 06:14:50 PM  
Simply being within 20 miles of X is exciting, for X fans. They do not need anything else.
 
2013-07-30 06:39:27 PM  

hasty ambush: Carly Simon , at the same age, had a better rack but overall Taylor Swift is the far more attractive.


Carly for me, I bet that mouth could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
 
2013-07-30 06:41:28 PM  

Brakefornobody: Wellon Dowd get hit a car?  Thread's been up for hours.


You're probably thinking of Gosling, Fark's resident guru of all things Swifty.
 
2013-07-30 07:27:00 PM  
I hate shorts like that...they don't look good on any woman.


/no fashion sense but man, those are ugly.
 
2013-07-30 07:50:08 PM  

theorellior: Brakefornobody: Wellon Dowd get hit a car?  Thread's been up for hours.

You're probably thinking of Gosling, Fark's resident guru of all things Swifty.


I was busy. There was a study from some university guys in Finland where they said humanity's warlike tendencies are not inherent but rather developed as a result of the trappings of civilization, and gathered information on modern-day hunter-gatherer tribes as evidence. I had some problems with the study and was busy with a blog post rebutting it.

No. This is really what I was doing.

Besides, I don't really have much to add here except to say that the proper term is in fact 'Swifties'.
 
2013-07-30 08:02:22 PM  

bluorangefyre: Would this be dividing by zero?  I mean, the ultimate break-up song being sung with the ultimate break-up song writer?


0/0=
uh-oh
 
2013-07-30 08:23:05 PM  

theorellior: hasty ambush: Carly Simon , at the same age, had a better rack but overall Taylor Swift is the far more attractive.

You're not normalizing for fashion.

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Don't particularly like  Simon's face, has a horseyness, Julie Roberts thing going on about it.
 
2013-07-30 09:33:21 PM  
I wouldn't pay Taylor Swift to do anything other than strip or fark me but damn she's got some nice looking, long legs.

I'd give her 5 solid minutes.
 
2013-07-30 11:13:02 PM  
I watched the video... admittedly I have never ever paid attention to Taylor Swift's body, but it looks like she is a dwarf from the hips up.  Maybe it was just the camera angle but her legs looked four feet tall.
 
2013-07-30 11:13:09 PM  

Waldo Pepper: jmr61: I wouldn't pay Taylor Swift to do anything other than strip or fark me but damn she's got some nice looking, long legs.

I'd give her 5 solid minutes.

her lips ain't too shabby

[www.fashionfame.com image 551x787]



You've accidentally posted a picture of a department store mannequin; have you got one of Taylor Swift?
 
2013-07-30 11:32:04 PM  

2chris2: Waldo Pepper: jmr61: I wouldn't pay Taylor Swift to do anything other than strip or fark me but damn she's got some nice looking, long legs.

I'd give her 5 solid minutes.

her lips ain't too shabby

[www.fashionfame.com image 551x787]


You've accidentally posted a picture of a department store mannequin; have you got one of Taylor Swift?



And what are your farking studman?
 
2013-07-30 11:47:12 PM  
Swift's face -- in Waldo's pic, at least -- is as plastic as her singing.
 
2013-07-31 12:08:11 AM  

vudukungfu: bluorangefyre: Would this be dividing by zero?  I mean, the ultimate break-up song being sung with the ultimate break-up song writer?

0/0=
uh-oh


No, we're still safe. There's no dividing by zero here since the ultimate break-up song is still 'Go Your Own Way' by Fleetwood Mac.

If Stevie Nicks ever gets on stage with Taylor Swift, that's the time to panic.
 
2013-07-31 01:42:05 AM  
Carly Simon  did not wear granny pants in her 20s

sleevage.com
 
2013-07-31 03:14:36 AM  
Taylor Swift sang a break-up song that didn't directly target a specific individual? I wonder how many times in rehearsal Carly had to smack her in the head and tell her to stop trying to change the lyrics.

/"You're so vain, Steve, I bet you think this song is about you, Steve, but maybe this time it's not, because I've moved on and complain about other exes sometimes, Steve! Steve Steve Steve I hate you so much goddammit Steve I hope your new whore girlfriend gives you gonorrhea and leukemeia and weiner leprosy and you die drowning in your tears thinking about how much you miss me because I'm so sweet and forgiving! Waaaaaah!"
 
2013-07-31 05:20:50 AM  
Swift is good looking, but she looks like she would be an absolute coont to be around. That being said, what the hell is with her always wearing those high rise shorts/pants?
 
2013-07-31 07:41:51 AM  
She really needs a new fashion adviser.  Or A fashion adviser.
 
2013-07-31 08:50:04 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: vudukungfu: bluorangefyre: Would this be dividing by zero?  I mean, the ultimate break-up song being sung with the ultimate break-up song writer?

0/0=
uh-oh

No, we're still safe. There's no dividing by zero here since the ultimate break-up song is still 'Go Your Own Way' by Fleetwood Mac.

If Stevie Nicks ever gets on stage with Taylor Swift, that's the time to panic.


Stevie Nicks and Taylor sang together at the Grammy's a few years ago and it was not good. I actually don't mind Swift, but I think they picked the wrong song to collaborate on, it wasn't in her wheelhouse.
 
2013-07-31 08:56:03 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: vudukungfu: bluorangefyre: Would this be dividing by zero?  I mean, the ultimate break-up song being sung with the ultimate break-up song writer?

0/0=
uh-oh

No, we're still safe. There's no dividing by zero here since the ultimate break-up song is still 'Go Your Own Way' by Fleetwood Mac.

If Stevie Nicks ever gets on stage with Taylor Swift, that's the time to panic.


I thought the ultimate break-up song was "Already Gone" by the Eagles?
 
2013-07-31 09:53:40 AM  

hasty ambush: RoyFokker'sGhost: vudukungfu: bluorangefyre: Would this be dividing by zero?  I mean, the ultimate break-up song being sung with the ultimate break-up song writer?

0/0=
uh-oh

No, we're still safe. There's no dividing by zero here since the ultimate break-up song is still 'Go Your Own Way' by Fleetwood Mac.

If Stevie Nicks ever gets on stage with Taylor Swift, that's the time to panic.

I thought the ultimate break-up song was "Already Gone" by the Eagles?


Everything About You -Ugly Kid Joe
 
2013-07-31 02:24:01 PM  

Brakefornobody: Wellon Dowd get hit a car?  Thread's been up for hours.


Maybe the police found his hard drive...

/via Chris Hansen
 
2013-07-31 03:28:40 PM  

Hobodeluxe: hasty ambush: RoyFokker'sGhost: vudukungfu: bluorangefyre: Would this be dividing by zero?  I mean, the ultimate break-up song being sung with the ultimate break-up song writer?

0/0=
uh-oh

No, we're still safe. There's no dividing by zero here since the ultimate break-up song is still 'Go Your Own Way' by Fleetwood Mac.

If Stevie Nicks ever gets on stage with Taylor Swift, that's the time to panic.

I thought the ultimate break-up song was "Already Gone" by the Eagles?

Everything About You -Ugly Kid Joe


The SO chimed in with

The Dance and Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks LONG  Sweet Music Man Kenny Rogers.

How about 50 Ways to leave your lover?
 
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