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2013-07-30 01:40:56 PM
Pretty sure it's more than just a "day"... I'm gonna go ahead and say he's ahead (behind?) on "worse life"
 
2013-07-30 01:51:19 PM
Sometimes you feel like a nut
 
2013-07-30 01:53:18 PM
Some of those small breed dogs can be very teste.
 
2013-07-30 01:55:00 PM

scottydoesntknow: Sometimes you feel like a nut


I think not feeling a nut was part of his problem
 
2013-07-30 01:57:44 PM
Meanwhile, adding insult to injury, the man was transported to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center to be treated.


I don't want to laugh, and yet...
 
2013-07-30 02:00:47 PM

Blues_X: Meanwhile, adding insult to injury, the man was transported to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center to be treated.


I don't want to laugh, and yet...


Nutsack specialist Dr. Jack Russell was called in...
 
2013-07-30 02:01:17 PM
I can see wanting the dog euthanized, but shouldn't they pump its stomach first, to retrieve the testicle for later attachment?
 
2013-07-30 02:03:18 PM

hammettman: I can see wanting the dog euthanized, but shouldn't they pump its stomach first, to retrieve the testicle for later attachment?


Ewwww.

They just need to do what they do for some male dogs that are neutered and get him some neuticles. Hell he could go for the Mastiff ones and have the largest balls in the state.
 
2013-07-30 02:03:22 PM

hammettman: I can see wanting the dog euthanized, but shouldn't they pump its stomach first, to retrieve the testicle for later attachment?


It was probably all chewed up, wouldn't you think? Maybe they gave the guy a neuticle. Now *that* would add insult to injury.
 
2013-07-30 02:04:53 PM

the_rev: hammettman: I can see wanting the dog euthanized, but shouldn't they pump its stomach first, to retrieve the testicle for later attachment?

It was probably all chewed up, wouldn't you think? Maybe they gave the guy a neuticle. Now *that* would add insult to injury.


Hehe 4 second difference on the neuticle idea.
 
2013-07-30 02:06:42 PM

scottydoesntknow: Hehe 4 second difference on the neuticle idea.


That's just nuts.
 
2013-07-30 02:17:41 PM
Fetch, boy! Fetch the ball!  WRONG BALL!!!
 
2013-07-30 02:22:14 PM
I like the top comment: "That's why you clean the peanut butter off when you're done."
 
2013-07-30 02:29:42 PM
That dude may have had a lousy day, but that dog sure had a ball before it was put down.
 
2013-07-30 02:30:29 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

Chopper, sic balls!
 
2013-07-30 02:39:01 PM
It's not like the guy was using his balls...
 
2013-07-30 02:51:22 PM
Thank you, subby. I knew someone must have.
 
2013-07-30 02:52:01 PM
i1.ytimg.com

We got no food, we got no jobs, OUR PETS ARE BITING OUR HEADS OFF
 
2013-07-30 02:52:47 PM
"Bunny, ball ball!"

www.joblo.com
 
2013-07-30 02:54:57 PM
 
2013-07-30 02:55:14 PM
Sounds fake.
 
2013-07-30 02:55:15 PM
My first thought was the dog was just trying to get the last bit of peanut butter...
 
2013-07-30 02:55:24 PM
art.penny-arcade.com
 
2013-07-30 02:55:32 PM

the_rev: Some of those small breed dogs can be very teste.


niiiiiice.......
 
2013-07-30 02:56:47 PM
Cocker spaniel?
 
2013-07-30 02:57:00 PM
www.joblo.com
Don't put that dogie down, I'll give it a good home.
 
2013-07-30 02:57:35 PM
i used to edit the news, and so would see all the AP stories/footage that came in from all over the world, including stuff so depressing that it would never be broadcast.

One story that sticks out was a guy who was in a wheelchair, in a rat-infested apartment... They ate his whole leg below the knee before he woke up.
 
2013-07-30 02:58:01 PM
This is horrible and I am giggling my ass off.
 
2013-07-30 02:58:47 PM
Was it a *dons sunglasses*  Cocker Spaniel?
 
2013-07-30 02:59:29 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Cocker spaniel?


shakes tiny fist
 
2013-07-30 02:59:40 PM
He also is a uroloigist.

media.steampowered.com
 
2013-07-30 02:59:42 PM
He just wanted to play with a ball. Can't blame the dog.
 
2013-07-30 02:59:46 PM
i35.photobucket.com

Coulda been worse.
 
2013-07-30 03:00:31 PM

Jack31081: "Bunny, ball ball!"

[www.joblo.com image 566x300]


Is that a Hudson Hawk reference?

1.  Niiiiice.
2. Know how I know you're old?
 
2013-07-30 03:01:30 PM
That made me laugh hard.

And, I'll be sleeping with one eye open when my dogs are in the room
 
2013-07-30 03:01:52 PM
i1.ytimg.com

www.dadwagon.com
 
2013-07-30 03:03:30 PM
The good news is that his chance of getting testicular cancer just dropped in half.
 
2013-07-30 03:04:35 PM

impaler: Here's a bad day:
http://i.imgur.com/EWYyP6d.gif to big to inline


meh, not so bad.....*3 seconds later*  shiat!
 
2013-07-30 03:04:58 PM

Gwyrddu: The good news is that his chance of getting testicular cancer just dropped in half.


Not cool bra..

static.oprah.com
 
2013-07-30 03:05:07 PM
protip:

wash off the peanut butter before going to sleep
 
2013-07-30 03:05:32 PM
Lance Armstrong's lost dog has been found?
 
2013-07-30 03:05:33 PM

the_rev: hammettman: I can see wanting the dog euthanized, but shouldn't they pump its stomach first, to retrieve the testicle for later attachment?

It was probably all chewed up, wouldn't you think? Maybe they gave the guy a neuticle. Now *that* would add insult to injury.


some lady asked me if i would want a neuticle if i lost a testicle.

no way.  balls are only balls if they're balls... otherwise, who cares, it's just a sack.  less stuff in a sack means the sack is easier to deal with.

/ i'm a straight guy.  i have no idea if there exists a person that finds balls attractive.  if those people exist.  well, that's weird, but whatever.  i figure they're just balls.  not really made for to look at.
 
2013-07-30 03:06:17 PM
slowtimer.com
 
2013-07-30 03:09:27 PM
Oh someone tell me I'm not a bad person please; I laughed.  I know I shouldn't have done, but I did.

/It's Fark....
 
2013-07-30 03:10:13 PM
Look at the bright side!

Your bag is still half full!
 
2013-07-30 03:10:44 PM
This took me a sec:

Meanwhile, adding insult to injury, the man was transported to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center to be treated.
 
2013-07-30 03:11:39 PM
I'd rather lose a ball than the penis. In that case I would kill the dog with my bare hands.
 
2013-07-30 03:12:01 PM
If the guy didn't wake up on the first chomp there must have been drugs or alcohol involved. Seriously.
 
2013-07-30 03:12:22 PM

T.rex: i used to edit the news, and so would see all the AP stories/footage that came in from all over the world, including stuff so depressing that it would never be broadcast.

One story that sticks out was a guy who was in a wheelchair, in a rat-infested apartment... They ate his whole leg below the knee before he woke up.


When I lived in Florida there was a story from a retirement community near me, one of those independent living places that just looks like a regular apartment complex.  They didn't hear from this wheelchair-bound, 90-something year old woman for a few days and so they went to check on her... when they opened her apartment they found she had been bitten to death by fire ants.
 
2013-07-30 03:16:36 PM
He still has the other, right?
 
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