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(Slate)   Mom wonders what she should do about her son's girlfriend's nipples   (slate.com) divider line 114
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2013-07-30 12:26:08 PM
Pics or GTFO
 
2013-07-30 12:33:21 PM
Meanwhile, dad is in the other room high-fiving his son.

/"That's my boy!"
 
2013-07-30 12:56:50 PM
And that's all I have to say about that. (Iffy for work. Best err on the side of caution)
 
2013-07-30 12:58:15 PM

BizarreMan: Pics or GTFO


Honest Bender: Meanwhile, dad is in the other room high-fiving his son.

/"That's my boy!"


what they said
 
2013-07-30 01:02:06 PM
When in doubt, apply a titty twister.
 
2013-07-30 01:04:45 PM
Someone out there is holding a contest to see if it's possible to write a letter that is so fake even Dear Prudence will not believe it. "No, missy, you're not going on vacation with us unless you wear a bra." "OK, I'll stay home with your son and we won't wear anything."
 
2013-07-30 01:05:47 PM
blog.investide.co.za

''Oh, hai!"
 
2013-07-30 01:16:49 PM
If she doesn't want to wear a bra I'll support her.
 
2013-07-30 01:27:42 PM
Well first she should start with a gentle caress, perhaps with a flavored oil lightly warmed, if the girlfriend responds in a positive manner mom could then proceed to light kisses around the areola followed by lightly brushing the nipple with the lips and tongue. So the other side doesnt feel left out from the attention mom could use a feather to lightly tease the nipple....,
 
2013-07-30 01:36:56 PM

Barfmaker: If she doesn't want to wear a bra I'll support her.


I am now picturing someone in an atlas-like pose, each hand raised above his head, valiantly supporting this woman's breasts.
 
2013-07-30 02:00:48 PM
As posted in a redlit thread.  The girl ain't going on vacation with the family to go out to dinner with them, she's going so her and the guy can stay in the hotel and fark like wild animals.  she won't need clothes.
 
2013-07-30 02:19:41 PM
They might explode with delight.
 
2013-07-30 02:21:55 PM
...suck 'em?
 
2013-07-30 02:28:49 PM
A lot of titty threads going on today.  My head going asplode.
 
2013-07-30 02:33:39 PM
Post them to the Internet.
Duh.
 
2013-07-30 02:34:30 PM
Is she a former TV news reporter?
 
2013-07-30 02:34:52 PM
There's an opening at an ABC affiliate in Huntsville.
 
2013-07-30 02:35:52 PM
Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me...
 
PJ-
2013-07-30 02:36:45 PM
Jealous mom is jealous.
 
2013-07-30 02:36:59 PM
Mom should place her nipples on future daughter in laws nipples while looking deep in her eyes...
 
2013-07-30 02:37:29 PM
Solution: stop wearing them yourself, they'll get the message. For best effect, ice 'em before the girlfriend comes around.
 
2013-07-30 02:38:10 PM
Mom should take future daughter in law shopping and get naked with her in the dressing room.
 
2013-07-30 02:39:33 PM
Mom sure is fixated on her son's gf's tits.
 
2013-07-30 02:40:39 PM
She could send them to me

/to add to my collection
 
2013-07-30 02:40:51 PM
If your mom and your girlfriend/wife switched bodies and the only way to get them back into their own bodies, which one would you sleep with?
 
2013-07-30 02:42:48 PM
Nipples should be celebrated, not hidden.

NSFW
 
2013-07-30 02:44:12 PM
braless trifecta in play?

/wishful thinking
 
2013-07-30 02:44:39 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-30 02:44:45 PM

kvinesknows: If your mom and your girlfriend/wife switched bodies and it was the only way to get them back into their own bodies, which one would you sleep with?


I'd say they're stuck that way.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-30 02:46:00 PM

darth_badger: Mom should place her nipples on future daughter in laws nipples while looking deep in her eyes...


Go on.......
www.biography.com
 
2013-07-30 02:46:11 PM
Why does she think her son started dating this girl?
 
2013-07-30 02:48:48 PM

NuttierThanEver: Well first she should start with a gentle caress, perhaps with a flavored oil lightly warmed, if the girlfriend responds in a positive manner mom could then proceed to light kisses around the areola followed by lightly brushing the nipple with the lips and tongue. So the other side doesnt feel left out from the attention mom could use a feather to lightly tease the nipple....,


Go on.
 
2013-07-30 02:49:36 PM
I've seen this movie online... ok I've seen this movie and 80 like it online.

/had a 19yr old girlfriend with a big rack back in the day
 
2013-07-30 02:51:57 PM

super_grass: Solution: stop wearing them yourself, they'll get the message. For best effect, ice 'em before the girlfriend comes around.


wouldn't that freeze her kneecaps?
 
2013-07-30 02:52:00 PM
Mind your own farking business, mom. Your son ain't never gonna date your girlfriends' Frankenstein daughters. Boobies, booty and hips are good things. You probably wish you had them.
 
2013-07-30 02:52:27 PM

PJ-: Jealous mom is jealous.


QFT.
 
2013-07-30 02:52:44 PM
Hey guys! What's going on in this thread?

clubbyornot.com
 
2013-07-30 02:54:42 PM
www.yourprops.com
 
2013-07-30 03:01:40 PM
These fake Dear Prudence links are getting old.
 
2013-07-30 03:03:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=253XJjEGmAo

What if they are magic nipples?
 
2013-07-30 03:07:01 PM

i.r.id10t: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=253XJjEGmAo

What if they are magic nipples?


all nipples are magic
 
2013-07-30 03:07:22 PM
Love the reference to Auntie Grizelda further down the column.
 
2013-07-30 03:09:20 PM

illannoyin: Hey guys! What's going on in this thread?

[clubbyornot.com image 550x450]


Why would you do this?
 
2013-07-30 03:15:03 PM
Suck on them. And take pictures.
 
2013-07-30 03:30:06 PM
I think, werte I in mom's situation, I would pull GF aside, and advise that certain older creepy male family members in their party are going to be focusing a lot of unwanted attention on her fun buttons. Try to avoid naming names, but mention not wanting to ruin the cumulative impact of years of therapy. I find telling huge lies always improves a family dynamic, and leads to great conversations when someone dies as everyone else figures out what was bullshiat and what was true.
 
2013-07-30 03:32:51 PM

shabu: I think, werte I in mom's situation, I would pull GF aside, and advise that certain older creepy male family members in their party are going to be focusing a lot of unwanted attention on her fun buttons. Try to avoid naming names, but mention not wanting to ruin the cumulative impact of years of therapy. I find telling huge lies always improves a family dynamic, and leads to great conversations when someone dies as everyone else figures out what was bullshiat and what was true.


Telling her that will probably send her off to find an even smaller shirt to wear. Why do you think that she is wearing that stuff? She wants people to look at her and doesn't care who. In her mind any attention is good attention, even if it is from the pervy uncle.
 
2013-07-30 03:33:34 PM

kvinesknows: i.r.id10t: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=253XJjEGmAo

What if they are magic nipples?

all nipples are magic


Right... lemme rephrase... What if they are more magical than most?
 
2013-07-30 03:36:52 PM

Crewmannumber6: Suck on them. And take pictures.


GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
 
2013-07-30 03:42:40 PM
So, B*tchy Moms not only think they can rule over their kids, but they think they can boss around other people's kids as well, huh?
 
2013-07-30 03:43:34 PM
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