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(Mother Jones)   Anti-Sharia activists have discovered an insidious new plot against America and Our Way of Life: The Crayola Crayon Company and their pro-jihadist coloring books. No, I only WISH I was making this up   (motherjones.com) divider line 164
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2013-07-30 11:38:22 AM  
Christ almighty, what a bunch of pants wetting morons.
 
2013-07-30 11:40:15 AM  
Christmas trees and bunnies abound but a search for the Bible returned zero results.

I suspect that when there is a profit incentive in making religious-themed coloring books relative to Christmas and Easter, then you'll see them. But right now, there's a reason that you don't see a lot of chocolate Jesuses sold in the spring.
 
2013-07-30 11:41:44 AM  
So weird that the "anti-Sharia" crowd embraces it in a heartbeat when it's wrapped up in their brand of holy book.
 
2013-07-30 11:49:44 AM  
Of course, this same group of ninnies probably has no problem with Jewish themed coloring books.
 
2013-07-30 11:50:04 AM  
was the headline written in crayon?

proof before you submit, people! proof!
 
2013-07-30 11:57:54 AM  

kronicfeld: Christmas trees and bunnies abound but a search for the Bible returned zero results.

I suspect that when there is a profit incentive in making religious-themed coloring books relative to Christmas and Easter, then you'll see them. But right now, there's a reason that you don't see a lot of chocolate Jesuses sold in the spring.


My mom bought me a white chocolate chocolate crucifix one year, and then got mad when I bit Jesus's head off. What did she expect I would do with it?
 
2013-07-30 11:58:40 AM  

what_now: My mom bought me a white chocolate chocolate crucifix one year, and then got mad when I bit Jesus's head off. What did she expect I would do with it?


Reenact the Passion with your toys.
 
2013-07-30 12:00:56 PM  

Aarontology: what_now: My mom bought me a white chocolate chocolate crucifix one year, and then got mad when I bit Jesus's head off. What did she expect I would do with it?

Reenact the Passion with your toys.


Well sure. But this was like...a few years ago. She knew who I was. Now I just get black jelly beans in my Easter basket, and shut up its totally fine for a woman in her mid thirties to have an Easter basket from her mom.
 
2013-07-30 12:01:04 PM  

Aarontology: what_now: My mom bought me a white chocolate chocolate crucifix one year, and then got mad when I bit Jesus's head off. What did she expect I would do with it?

Reenact the Passion with your toys.


duh. everybody knows Necco Wafers were recreated to give you something to use as the host when "playing mass"
 
2013-07-30 12:06:22 PM  

Aarontology: what_now: My mom bought me a white chocolate chocolate crucifix one year, and then got mad when I bit Jesus's head off. What did she expect I would do with it?

Reenact the Passion with your toys.


My Thing doll was whisked away on Thomas the Tank Engine.

We haven't seen him since.

// y'all nerds better get that
 
2013-07-30 12:08:11 PM  
These idiots won't rest until it come to this:

i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-30 12:15:04 PM  
I had the Arabian Nights song from Disney's Aladdin stuck in my head a couple days ago, don't ask me how or why because I don't know. I can't imagine Uh'merrica letting Disney getting away with making such a bad, shariah-endorsing, terrorist-recruiting, Islamic movie these days.
 
2013-07-30 12:20:37 PM  

violentsalvation: I had the Arabian Nights song from Disney's Aladdin stuck in my head a couple days ago, don't ask me how or why because I don't know. I can't imagine Uh'merrica letting Disney getting away with making such a bad, shariah-endorsing, terrorist-recruiting, Islamic movie these days.


The sad thing is that if Disney released Aladdin today, that would be an actual reaction from people.
 
2013-07-30 12:27:10 PM  
"like the creator of Everyone Draw Muhammad Day"

Wait, someone actually did that? Way to be an asshole.
 
2013-07-30 12:35:46 PM  

what_now: My mom bought me a white chocolate chocolate crucifix one year, and then got mad when I bit Jesus's head off. What did she expect I would do with it?


Who makes chocolate crucifixes anyway? Talk about blasphemous.
 
2013-07-30 12:37:24 PM  

nmrsnr: "like the creator of Everyone Draw Muhammad Day"

Wait, someone actually did that? Way to be an asshole.


It started up as a response to show support for freedom of speech and artistic impression after Comedy Central censored an episode of South Park that showed Muhammad.
 
2013-07-30 12:41:55 PM  
I like how the article links to a picture of Obama.
 
2013-07-30 12:52:59 PM  

Aarontology: nmrsnr: "like the creator of Everyone Draw Muhammad Day"

Wait, someone actually did that? Way to be an asshole.

It started up as a response to show support for freedom of speech and artistic impression after Comedy Central censored an episode of South Park that showed Muhammad.


And I'm sure he would have spearheaded an "everybody pee on a crucifix" day after the whole "piss christ" thing 20 years ago.
 
2013-07-30 01:01:12 PM  

Aarontology: what_now: My mom bought me a white chocolate chocolate crucifix one year, and then got mad when I bit Jesus's head off. What did she expect I would do with it?

Reenact the Passion with your toys.


At least it wasn't The Exorcist.
 
2013-07-30 01:36:58 PM  

kronicfeld: Christmas trees and bunnies abound but a search for the Bible returned zero results.

I suspect that when there is a profit incentive in making religious-themed coloring books relative to Christmas and Easter, then you'll see them. But right now, there's a reason that you don't see a lot of chocolate Jesuses sold in the spring.


July is almost over -- the Christmas shopping season should start any day now!
 
2013-07-30 01:38:18 PM  
I still love that Sharia law essentially describes a conservative christian's paradise on earth.
 
2013-07-30 01:38:30 PM  
Shariaaaa don't like it
Rock the Casper
Rock the Casper
 
2013-07-30 01:40:24 PM  
 
2013-07-30 01:40:32 PM  

what_now: Aarontology: what_now: My mom bought me a white chocolate chocolate crucifix one year, and then got mad when I bit Jesus's head off. What did she expect I would do with it?

Reenact the Passion with your toys.

Well sure. But this was like...a few years ago. She knew who I was. Now I just get black jelly beans in my Easter basket, and shut up its totally fine for a woman in her mid thirties to have an Easter basket from her mom.


As a man in his 30's that still gets an Easter basket from his mom, I see nothing abnormal with this at all.
 
2013-07-30 01:40:41 PM  

Aarontology: violentsalvation: I had the Arabian Nights song from Disney's Aladdin stuck in my head a couple days ago, don't ask me how or why because I don't know. I can't imagine Uh'merrica letting Disney getting away with making such a bad, shariah-endorsing, terrorist-recruiting, Islamic movie these days.

The sad thing is that if Disney released Aladdin today, that would be an actual reaction from people.


Also anger from Muslims about the caricature of Arabs.

In other words, nobody would be happy.
 
2013-07-30 01:40:50 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I still love that Sharia law essentially describes a conservative christian's paradise on earth.


8/10
 
2013-07-30 01:41:28 PM  
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2013-07-30 01:41:35 PM  

Magorn: Aarontology: what_now: My mom bought me a white chocolate chocolate crucifix one year, and then got mad when I bit Jesus's head off. What did she expect I would do with it?

Reenact the Passion with your toys.

duh. everybody knows Necco Wafers were recreated to give you something to use as the host when "playing mass"


The I have to say that Jesus tastes nasty.
 
2013-07-30 01:41:46 PM  

nmrsnr: Aarontology: nmrsnr: "like the creator of Everyone Draw Muhammad Day"

Wait, someone actually did that? Way to be an asshole.

It started up as a response to show support for freedom of speech and artistic impression after Comedy Central censored an episode of South Park that showed Muhammad.

And I'm sure he would have spearheaded an "everybody pee on a crucifix" day after the whole "piss christ" thing 20 years ago.


While both were in poor taste, I don't recall people calling for the death of the 'artist' of the crucifix in urine display.
 
2013-07-30 01:41:49 PM  
cant wait for the Kristallnacht theme coloring books
 
2013-07-30 01:42:08 PM  
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-30 01:42:31 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I still love that Sharia law essentially describes a conservative christian's paradise on earth.


The only difference is the god that they worship.
 
2013-07-30 01:42:41 PM  
At least they are not gathering them all up, stealing their property, and placing all of them in a camp like they did with the Japanese in 1942.


These idiots have been around in our society for a while now, at least they are not going bat-shyat crazy no more.
 
2013-07-30 01:42:51 PM  

what_now: shut up its totally fine for a woman in her mid thirties to have an Easter basket from her mom.


Any excuse for women to bond over chocolate is good enough.

Now, if it were only about the chocolate, I could get behind Easter.
 
2013-07-30 01:43:56 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: HotWingConspiracy: I still love that Sharia law essentially describes a conservative christian's paradise on earth.

The only difference is the god that they worship.


There is no god but God.

Oh...wait...
 
2013-07-30 01:44:06 PM  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
what_now:
My mom bought me a white chocolate chocolate crucifix one year, and then got mad when I bit Jesus's head off. What did she expect I would do with it?

Who makes chocolate crucifixes anyway? Talk about blasphemous.


More like blasphemlicious
 
2013-07-30 01:44:15 PM  
Huh, probably has something to do with the Koran saying to kill all infidels or some such.
 
2013-07-30 01:44:39 PM  

Aarontology: violentsalvation: I had the Arabian Nights song from Disney's Aladdin stuck in my head a couple days ago, don't ask me how or why because I don't know. I can't imagine Uh'merrica letting Disney getting away with making such a bad, shariah-endorsing, terrorist-recruiting, Islamic movie these days.

The sad thing is that if Disney released Aladdin today, that would be an actual reaction from people.


Right down to my horrible grammar.
 
2013-07-30 01:44:55 PM  

Mike_LowELL: I like how the article links to a picture of Obama.


nice
 
2013-07-30 01:45:04 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: HotWingConspiracy: I still love that Sharia law essentially describes a conservative christian's paradise on earth.

The only difference is the god that they worship.


You know NOTHING about religion JON SNOW
i2.cdnds.net

Only because they are conservative in regards to women and freedom does not make them suddenly change their whole culture (like eat/not eat pork).

People who lump ALL religions together are idiots.
 
2013-07-30 01:45:34 PM  
I expected a more sophisticated, urbane and cosmopolitan worldview from the Pickens County, Georgia Republican Party.
 
2013-07-30 01:45:49 PM  

gopher321: [i39.tinypic.com image 850x587]


Thank you for that.  Not the kind of evil that wouldn't help an old lady across the street.... BUT EVIL NONE THE LESS!
 
2013-07-30 01:45:54 PM  
"...since the F.B.I. nor anyone else will protect them."

Not a big deal, but right.  F*ck, and heads.

what_now: Now I just get black jelly beans in my Easter basket, and shut up its totally fine for a woman in her mid thirties to have an Easter basket from her mom.


Damn right, and mid-thirties guys too, even.  Especially with black jelly beans.
 
2013-07-30 01:46:02 PM  

Diogenes: Magorn: Aarontology: what_now: My mom bought me a white chocolate chocolate crucifix one year, and then got mad when I bit Jesus's head off. What did she expect I would do with it?

Reenact the Passion with your toys.

duh. everybody knows Necco Wafers were recreated to give you something to use as the host when "playing mass"

The I have to say that Jesus tastes nasty.


His blood's not bad, though.
 
2013-07-30 01:46:21 PM  
man, remember the days when everything from the middle east was considered cool?

retrotrash.org

y'all done screwed up a cool history, people in the middle east.  and by y'all, i mean western oil interests and the conflict of 20th century political ideologies.
 
2013-07-30 01:46:43 PM  

wxboy: Aarontology: violentsalvation: I had the Arabian Nights song from Disney's Aladdin stuck in my head a couple days ago, don't ask me how or why because I don't know. I can't imagine Uh'merrica letting Disney getting away with making such a bad, shariah-endorsing, terrorist-recruiting, Islamic movie these days.

The sad thing is that if Disney released Aladdin today, that would be an actual reaction from people.

Also anger from Muslims about the caricature of Arabs.

In other words, nobody would be happy.


The second, at least, actually happened, which is why the lyrics of the song changed (they changed "Where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face" in a comically bad paste-over, but they left in "It's barbaric, but hey, it's home"). The first probably happened too, but I'm not aware of any specific incidents or consequences.
 
2013-07-30 01:47:31 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
what_now: My mom bought me a white chocolate chocolate crucifix one year, and then got mad when I bit Jesus's head off. What did she expect I would do with it?

Who makes chocolate crucifixes anyway? Talk about blasphemous.

More like blasphemlicious


Depends on the quality of the chocolate.  Most of them are mostly wax.  Yuk.
 
2013-07-30 01:48:13 PM  

Abuse Liability: HotWingConspiracy: I still love that Sharia law essentially describes a conservative christian's paradise on earth.

8/10


There is a point to be made there, for example when so many of the arguments against gay marriage begin "The Bible says...".

I really don't want to live under any kind of theocracy, and there's only one brand of theocracy with a significant voice in American politics.
 
2013-07-30 01:48:47 PM  
I smell burnt sienna.
 
2013-07-30 01:48:59 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
what_now: My mom bought me a white chocolate chocolate crucifix one year, and then got mad when I bit Jesus's head off. What did she expect I would do with it?

Who makes chocolate crucifixes anyway? Talk about blasphemous.

More like blasphemlicious


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