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(Celebslam)   Taylor Swift paddleboarding in a bikini? Don't mind if I do   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 135
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2013-07-30 10:31:16 AM
why does she wear those shorts/pants/bikinis up to her chest?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-30 10:34:53 AM
She would have gone paddleboarding with someone with less sex appeal, BUT NO ONE LIKE THAT EXISTS ON EARTH.

She hasn't dated me yet.
 
2013-07-30 10:38:07 AM
Damn she's skinny
 
2013-07-30 10:47:06 AM
Speaking of `boards' - look at that (lack-of) ass.
 
2013-07-30 10:49:51 AM

farkenarsehole: why does she wear those shorts/pants/bikinis up to her chest?


To hide the fact that she has the body of an 8 year old boy
 
2013-07-30 10:51:38 AM
She later hit a wave and the paddleboard dumped her into the sea.

She's currently writing a new album about that no good paddleboard.
 
2013-07-30 11:02:10 AM
GILF
 
2013-07-30 11:08:51 AM

grokca: GILF


Guitarist In Lackluster Fashions?
 
2013-07-30 11:14:35 AM
Are bikinis with granny panty bottoms becoming a thing now?  First Weiner's sexy-talk pal and now Taylor Swift?  Who the hell thought that style was a good idea?
 
2013-07-30 11:14:43 AM
Is that East Side Dave?
 
2013-07-30 11:18:31 AM

MrBallou: grokca: GILF

Guitarist In Lackluster Fashions?


Gelfling
 
2013-07-30 11:25:59 AM

grokca: MrBallou: grokca: GILF

Guitarist In Lackluster Fashions?

Gelfling


I loved him in The Boomtown Rats.
 
2013-07-30 11:37:17 AM
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2013-07-30 11:44:36 AM

farkenarsehole: why does she wear those shorts/pants/bikinis up to her chest?


She's trying to keep that babybump hidden.
 
2013-07-30 12:56:12 PM
I'm looking forward to a really boring song about that time she broke up with a paddleboard.
 
2013-07-30 12:56:44 PM
High waist bikini bottoms / shorts / pants are boner kryptonite.
 
2013-07-30 12:58:33 PM
It's not very flattering, but you have to admit it hides the "Thug 4 Life" tattoo on her stomach quite nicely.
 
2013-07-30 12:59:26 PM
Site blocked at work.  Help a brother out?
 
2013-07-30 12:59:53 PM
Those bottoms look horrible. She should take them off immediately.
 
2013-07-30 01:00:15 PM

grokca: MrBallou: grokca: GILF

Guitarist In Lackluster Fashions?

Gelfling


And at #1 on American Top 40, here's Taylor Swift with "Skeksis Hurt me Bad"
 
2013-07-30 01:01:11 PM

stupiddream: Site blocked at work.  Help a brother out?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-30 01:02:42 PM
celebslam.celebuzz.com


t.qkme.me

images.wikia.com

us.123rf.com
 
2013-07-30 01:03:03 PM

Taylor Swift paddleboarding in a bikini?


I thought all of those guys broke up with her because she didn't want to ride any wood.
 
2013-07-30 01:03:37 PM

farkenarsehole: why does she wear those shorts/pants/bikinis up to her chest?


I think she's said it's partially a professionalism thing. Makes any racy photos the media might want to pass around less valuable if she won't even give them a bellybutton. There's less for places like, oh say, Fark threads to see, they move on to someone who's actually showing skin.
 
2013-07-30 01:04:28 PM
I never heard the term "ginger" until I was 2006-ish and now I can't escape it.
 
2013-07-30 01:04:56 PM
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2013-07-30 01:05:23 PM

Wellon Dowd: stupiddream: Site blocked at work.  Help a brother out?

[i.imgur.com image 800x1200]


Thanks!  And as it has already been pointed out, that is an ugly swim suit.  But at least she doesn't have belly button jewelry that you can see.  I, for one, do not like belly button jewelry.
 
2013-07-30 01:06:19 PM

keepitcherry: High waist bikini bottoms / shorts / pants are boner kryptonite.


This.

Mom jeans have now mutated and changed form. More dangerous to boners than ever before.
 
2013-07-30 01:07:08 PM

Gosling: farkenarsehole: why does she wear those shorts/pants/bikinis up to her chest?

I think she's said it's partially a professionalism thing. Makes any racy photos the media might want to pass around less valuable if she won't even give them a bellybutton. There's less for places like, oh say, Fark threads to see, they move on to someone who's actually showing skin.


IE

gomezhyatt.com
 
2013-07-30 01:10:20 PM

stupiddream: Site blocked at work.  Help a brother out?


Not worth the effort.
 
2013-07-30 01:10:26 PM
The sidebar has much more interesting bikini babes.
 
2013-07-30 01:11:01 PM
I encountered a paddleboard yoga class last time I went sailing. Yes, it's a thing. And it is glorious.
 
2013-07-30 01:11:04 PM
I'd still hit it. But then I'd be forced to marry it or forever be shunned by pop/country music listeners everywhere.
 
2013-07-30 01:11:13 PM
Wow. I lesbian in a 1950's style swimsuit.
Hang on.
Let me get my spank sock.
 
2013-07-30 01:12:43 PM

Strayha04: I'd still hit it. But then I'd be forced to marry it or forever be shunned by pop/country music listeners everywhere.


Shunned by pop country music listeners? Why, the only thing they ever shun is actual country music!
 
2013-07-30 01:12:56 PM
What a punch of weak-wanged wimps! Her granny-style swimsuit leaves my boner unsoftened! I'd cuddle Taylor until screamed.
 
2013-07-30 01:13:07 PM

farkenarsehole: why does she wear those shorts/pants/bikinis up to her chest?


She has a huge, red tattoo on her belly that says "LICK HERE" with an arrow pointing down.

/for her submissive girlfriends.

//do NOT ask me how I know this.
 
2013-07-30 01:16:11 PM

R.A.Danny: grokca: MrBallou: grokca: GILF

Guitarist In Lackluster Fashions?

Gelfling

I loved him in The Boomtown Rats.


+1
 
2013-07-30 01:20:16 PM

WippitGuud: IE


Exactly. Katy Perry is fine with it, so let her handle it.

Taylor's general attitude towards the media is polite-but-disdainful. She knows she needs to rely on them to a degree, she knows some of them are really very nice, she knows she can't just go off on idiots Sean Penn-style, but at the same time she can't help but cringe when the media runs off with rumors that she's going out with the whole football team or getting a boob job or whatever. Or worse. Once she told Vanity Fair about one reporter, didn't say who or where they worked, that she caught rummaging through her purse. So she's developed some methods of giving the paparazzi absolutely not a scrap more than she chooses to give them, because she's learned she can't trust them with certain things. That's one of them.
 
2013-07-30 01:21:39 PM
She's pretty good lookin', but young enough to  be my daughter so no thanks.

Okay, well maybe. Granny-panties and all.

Don't mind her bubble-gum pop country music. She can be my sugar momma.
 
2013-07-30 01:22:01 PM
We go to pancakes house?
 
2013-07-30 01:22:22 PM
randumbuzz.com

Marilyn Monroe rocking a similar style
 
2013-07-30 01:28:23 PM
fashionbombdaily.com
I'll just leave this here
 
2013-07-30 01:28:25 PM

Casey Anthony: [randumbuzz.com image 585x591]

Marilyn Monroe rocking a similar style


Well, yeah, that too. She has a thing for retro looks and you just plain showed less skin back then.
 
2013-07-30 01:33:08 PM

EyeballKid: Strayha04: I'd still hit it. But then I'd be forced to marry it or forever be shunned by pop/country music listeners everywhere.

Shunned by pop country music listeners? Why, the only thing they ever shun is actual country music!


so.....what are the bad points?
 
2013-07-30 01:33:54 PM

animal900: I'll just leave this here


Can you take it back? Let's have more Katy Perry.
 
2013-07-30 01:33:57 PM
Taylor Swift may be physically attractive, but for me both her mmusic and her personality could be used for birth control
 
2013-07-30 01:36:18 PM

ThatBillmanGuy: animal900: I'll just leave this here

Can you take it back? Let's have more Katy Perry.


Now, now. One can't appreciate beauty unless one is aware of ugliness.
 
2013-07-30 01:39:45 PM
That's no bikini, that's more like a diaperkini.
 
2013-07-30 01:40:25 PM
Just the other day I discovered that the woman in Continuum is not only a blonde, but rocks a bikini rather well.  Much better than Ms Swift...

www.maxim.com.au
 
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