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(Slate)   C. The cop, the nympho, and the politician   (slate.com) divider line 19
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2013-07-30 02:38:52 PM
Is that the sexy version of The Lion, The Witch and Teh Wardrobe?
 
2013-07-30 02:45:49 PM
I've read enough Carl Hiassen to know that's pretty common in Florida.
 
2013-07-30 02:53:18 PM
What's going on with Slate all of a sudden? The derpiest articles on the news page seem to be coming from them, and with great frequency.

Did they abandon all pretense of quality in favor of clickbait like this and that stupid "Don't get a dog if you're having kids" piece yesterday?
 
2013-07-30 02:57:13 PM
I remember this it was all over a current affair, inside edition and hard copy for months IIRC
 
2013-07-30 03:04:50 PM
Rally round the stage and check the funky dope musicians
 
2013-07-30 03:10:28 PM

blatz514: Is that the sexy version of The Lion, The Witch and Teh Wardrobe?


Not much sexier.
 
2013-07-30 03:11:40 PM

groppet: I remember this it was all over a current affair, inside edition and hard copy for months IIRC


Yeah I remember that. That story just kept getting weirder and weirder. First she tried to say she was a sex surrogate and what she was doing wasn't prostitution it was therapy. When it became clear that that wasn't going to fly she claimed that she was a sex addict. Then it came out that her husband would hide in the closet and video all of her sessions. Then I guess after she served her sentence she was going around saying she was a high priestess in some kind of sex religion. Yeah, those people were too loonies.
 
2013-07-30 03:21:19 PM
Did they walk into a bar?
 
2013-07-30 03:25:22 PM

p0nk: blatz514: Is that the sexy version of The Lion, The Witch and Teh Wardrobe?

Not much sexier.


That WAS a sexy-assed wardrobe....
 
2013-07-30 03:28:50 PM
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The Chronicles of pornia.
 
2013-07-30 03:29:01 PM
Joe Arpaio, Alexis Wright, and Anthony Weiner.
*opens envelope*
Name a po-po, a nympho, and a political hack.
 
2013-07-30 03:30:00 PM

abfalter: p0nk: blatz514: Is that the sexy version of The Lion, The Witch and Teh Wardrobe?

Not much sexier.

That WAS a sexy-assed wardrobe....


You Farker!!!
 
2013-07-30 03:31:14 PM

ununcle: [t.imgbox.com image 350x259]
The Chronicles of pornia.


/shakes tiny fist
 
2013-07-30 03:32:28 PM

ununcle: The Chronicles of pornia.


Hah! Win!

As for the headline, what's the punchline?
 
2013-07-30 05:53:19 PM
i.imgur.com

Everything about her screams "FLORIDA".
 
2013-07-30 06:50:15 PM

blatz514: Is that the sexy version of The Lion, The Witch and Teh Wardrobe?


Nah.. the Scary Movie parody series already had a guy and the Hairy Beaver he made out with, helping the kids who came through that version.
 
2013-07-30 08:53:31 PM
I know there fake, but I don't care.
 
2013-07-30 10:11:25 PM
... Three highly-motivated, aggressive gansters turned business people.
 
2013-07-31 12:05:23 AM
Holy plasti-tits batman! I've seen silly-putty that looked more lifelike than those....
 
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