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2013-07-30 10:42:03 AM
Banning foul language, banning gays, banning anti-religious speech - Y'all tovarische need Jesus the First Amendment.
 
2013-07-30 10:58:28 AM
So Google Translate says that means 'Good Luck Sex' and Bing Translate says it means 'Good Sex Good Luck'.  Are those being sanitized?  Any Russian speakers want to enlighten us rubes?
 
2013-07-30 11:04:16 AM
Сосать мою белую задницу, я кучу киски
 
2013-07-30 11:05:22 AM
Give me some vodka
 
f2f
2013-07-30 11:05:47 AM
subby typed "good luck, farkers" or something similar, googly translate turned it into a rough equivalent of "good sex, lucky" ;)
 
2013-07-30 11:05:49 AM
State Duma Deputy Yelena Mizulina intends to make further amendments to the Law "On the Protection of Children." The chairwoman of the Committee on Family, Women and Children put forward a suggestion to punish people for using dirty language in social networks.


I think that's supposed to be "Dumbass".
 
2013-07-30 11:06:08 AM
Russia: Returning to a Communist state one stupid law at a time.
 
2013-07-30 11:06:48 AM
Good sex of luck?
 
f2f
2013-07-30 11:08:04 AM
I would like to add, that had subby put a comma in the right place this farce wouldn't have happened.

/nazi out
 
2013-07-30 11:08:12 AM
Sex of vodak?
 
2013-07-30 11:08:46 AM

blatz514: Сосать мою белую задницу, я кучу киски


Go home google translate, you're drunk
 
2013-07-30 11:09:12 AM
Voyna i mir i rumpy-pumpy.
 
2013-07-30 11:09:45 AM
Seems like bullshiat..
 
2013-07-30 11:10:23 AM
banning things always works very, very well
 
2013-07-30 11:10:57 AM
Yeb Vas!
 
2013-07-30 11:13:05 AM

Mock26: Russia: Returning to a Communist state one stupid law at a time.


Looks like a socialist theocracy this time. Oh those wacky Russians what will they do next?
 
2013-07-30 11:13:21 AM

LewDux: Сосать мою белую задницу, я кучу киски


HA!  Well, that's not what I wrote.  Still funny though.
 
2013-07-30 11:14:01 AM
Это курам на смех.
 
2013-07-30 11:16:34 AM

ciberido: Это курам на смех.


It is the chickens to laugh?
 
2013-07-30 11:17:01 AM

groppet: Mock26: Russia: Returning to a Communist state one stupid law at a time.

Looks like a socialist theocracy this time. Oh those wacky Russians what will they do next?


Keep in mind that the other articles on the page include "Revealed - Humans to develop beaks in future" so I suspect that this is the Daily Mail of Mother Russia.
 
2013-07-30 11:18:59 AM
 
2013-07-30 11:20:03 AM

blatz514: LewDux: Сосать мою белую задницу, я кучу киски

HA!  Well, that's not what I wrote.  Still funny though.


Hmmm, Bing autodetects it as Ukrainian at first.  If you switch to Russian as the input language you get the same result as Google, but apparently the Russian word for pussy means 'holster' in Ukrainian.
 
2013-07-30 11:20:59 AM
Блядь, пиздец
 
2013-07-30 11:21:36 AM
Attractive and successful European Slavs.
 
2013-07-30 11:23:07 AM

blatz514: LewDux: Сосать мою белую задницу, я кучу киски

HA!  Well, that's not what I wrote.  Still funny though.

я сачу сиски

?
 
2013-07-30 11:23:34 AM
Huh, ermahgerd translates to ermahgerd
 
2013-07-30 11:24:27 AM

LewDux: blatz514: LewDux: Сосать мою белую задницу, я кучу киски

HA!  Well, that's not what I wrote.  Still funny though.

я сачу сиски ?


I sachu Sisk?
 
2013-07-30 11:27:29 AM
Hmm. Let's see. Exactly what I predicted.
 
2013-07-30 11:27:37 AM
Did subby just call us an umbrella?
 
2013-07-30 11:27:53 AM
What's next? Some kind of filter?
 
2013-07-30 11:28:33 AM
Ha ha, words.
 
2013-07-30 11:30:05 AM

blatz514: Сосать мою белую задницу, я кучу киски


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-30 11:30:16 AM
Mr. Putin, Build up that wall.
 
2013-07-30 11:31:31 AM

strangeluck: Did subby just call us an umbrella?


No. Umbrella is зонтик.
 
2013-07-30 11:34:19 AM

offmymeds: blatz514: Сосать мою белую задницу, я кучу киски

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x300]


"I am a heap of partial kitten."
I can see why you're shocked.
 
2013-07-30 11:34:52 AM
cyka

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
2013-07-30 11:36:12 AM
Well, fark Russia then.

Putin can punch that into google translate or whatever the Russian search engine is.
 
2013-07-30 11:40:24 AM

gfid: Well, fark Russia then.

Putin can punch that into google translate or whatever the Russian search engine is.


That would be Yandex (Яндекс).
 
2013-07-30 11:41:43 AM
Oh I get it it, Хороший секс у дачи
 
2013-07-30 11:42:38 AM
Looks like Britain and Russia are in a race to see who can be the biggest censoring dorkheads
 
2013-07-30 11:43:05 AM
fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-07-30 11:49:12 AM

Mock26: Russia: Returning to a Communist state one stupid law at a time.


United States: Returning to its Puritanical Roots one stupid law at a time.
 
2013-07-30 11:52:04 AM
Subby typed "Good farking luck" and used Google Translate.
 
2013-07-30 11:52:21 AM
WOW
That translated search was "interesting".

Обезьяна секс с крошечной жирафа
 
2013-07-30 11:57:12 AM

ferretman: Subby typed "Good farking luck" and used Google Translate.


We know that.
'Dux is ridiculing subby by trying to force it to make sense.

jehovahs witness protection: WOW
That translated search was "interesting".
Обезьяна секс с крошечной жирафа


You forgot "hot."
/Many people consider "crab-style" farking, for example, "hot."
 
2013-07-30 11:58:29 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Hmm. Let's see. Exactly what I predicted.


HOLY CRAP!!!

That was worse than I expected.
 
2013-07-30 12:18:13 PM
Farking parental controls.  They need to learn how to use them.  This nanny-state BS doesn't belong ANYWHERE.
 
2013-07-30 12:18:38 PM
Святое дерьмо!
 
2013-07-30 12:26:45 PM

LewDux: [fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 403x310]


LOL
 
2013-07-30 12:27:06 PM

UncleCal: Святое дерьмо!


Sainted biatch.

Where the heck is the obligatory Bloom County?
 
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