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2013-07-30 10:56:17 AM
sorry
 
2013-07-30 10:57:07 AM
I found a picture of the alien!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-30 10:58:39 AM
aliens? that's udderly ridiculous
 
2013-07-30 11:01:39 AM
Will Smith unavailable for comment?
 
2013-07-30 11:02:22 AM
Stolen tongues, ears, udders, and reproductive organs do not mean aliens. Humans can be weird too.
 
2013-07-30 11:02:22 AM
Did they stick hoopajoobs up her butt?
 
2013-07-30 11:02:42 AM

blatz514: I found a picture of the alien!

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x680]


I had food grease on the knee of my jeans from work once. I left the pants on the floor for laundry later.
I came home and my dog, a Husky, had eaten a hand sized hole out of the knee.
Looked like it was cut with scissors.

So, yeah.
 
2013-07-30 11:02:42 AM
Who's back? Idiots who think aliens mutilated their cattle?
 
2013-07-30 11:02:55 AM
Moo, moo-moo.
 
2013-07-30 11:03:33 AM
Let me introduce to you Dulce, New Mexico. I'm not some lunatic, however, I've been led to this phenomena about alleged Reptilian creatures, and at the link below, you'll be hearing an engineer who alleged worked in this "tunnel," underground Reptilian Laboratory (in my opinion they must be demonic) and this guy allegedly killed two of the "creatures." If you follow this up, you'll find there are several other sites, many in Missouri (I am from Kentucky, but live in Kansas City) of these alleged reptilian tunnels and laboratories. The same type of cow mutilations are extremely common in Dulce, New Mexico.

I am a strong Christian, but find these factual stories extremely concerning. I believe, perhaps, these creature are being bred and prepped for the final battle.

Whatever they are, these are obviously occurring. I wish someone smarter than I would investigate this issue. Frightening. Specially for the cattle farmer in Missouri and Kansas. PLEASE READ THE LINK! Check it out for yourselves.
 
2013-07-30 11:03:37 AM
The comments are fantastic. You know it is going to be good when prefaced with "I'm not some lunatic..."


VickiA.Croan

Let me introduce to you Dulce, New Mexico. I'm not some lunatic, however, I've been led to this phenomena about alleged Reptilian creatures, and at the link below, you'll be hearing an engineer who alleged worked in this "tunnel," underground Reptilian Laboratory (in my opinion they must be demonic) and this guy allegedly killed two of the "creatures." If you follow this up, you'll find there are several other sites, many in Missouri (I am from Kentucky, but live in Kansas City) of these alleged reptilian tunnels and laboratories. The same type of cow mutilations are extremely common in Dulce, New Mexico.


I am a strong Christian, but find these factual stories extremely concerning. I believe, perhaps, these creature are being bred and prepped for the final battle.

Whatever they are, these are obviously occurring. I wish someone smarter than I would investigate this issue. Frightening. Specially for the cattle farmer in Missouri and Kansas.
 
2013-07-30 11:03:57 AM
i.imgur.com
Not amooooooooooosed.
 
2013-07-30 11:04:01 AM
Black helicopters with aliens.
 
2013-07-30 11:04:21 AM
4 seconds, Bashar. Would have been a simulpost if I didn't preview.
 
2013-07-30 11:04:34 AM
Earf, etc.
 
2013-07-30 11:05:10 AM

mutterfark: Moo, moo-moo.


Dammit Carl!
 
2013-07-30 11:05:59 AM

blatz514: I found a picture of the alien!

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x680]


Wolves can perform surgery and leave burn marks around the wounds. Interesting.

"Hi, I'm Dr. Wolf, I'll be your surgeon today"
blog.beliefnet.com
 
2013-07-30 11:06:17 AM
Hey, good heat source.
theresilientearth.com
 
2013-07-30 11:06:28 AM

bulok: Did they stick hoopajoobs up her butt?


doomaflatchens, sir. doomaflatchens.
 
2013-07-30 11:09:19 AM
I don't remember where, but I do remember seeing a video about this phenomena. Essentially it's always the soft bits that are missing, the bits that creatures feed on once an animal dies. They were able to explain all the other bits that pop up too, but I don't remember it that well.
 
2013-07-30 11:09:31 AM

blatz514: I found a picture of the alien!


There is literally no question that there is a mundane explanation for this, but wouldn't you think that people who live in ranch country and ranch for a living (probably for multiple generations) would be familiar with the concept of wolves?
 
2013-07-30 11:09:42 AM
A witch did it.
 
2013-07-30 11:10:37 AM
 
2013-07-30 11:10:59 AM

Walker: Wolves can perform surgery and leave burn marks around the wounds. Interesting.


cdn.memestache.com
 
2013-07-30 11:12:05 AM

Walker: blatz514: I found a picture of the alien!

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x680]

Wolves can perform surgery and leave burn marks around the wounds. Interesting.

"Hi, I'm Dr. Wolf, I'll be your surgeon today"


Lightning killed the cows, coyotes did this rest.

Or you could go on believing in satan worshiping aliens; which would be an awesome SyFy movie. Especially if the aliens were sharks.
 
2013-07-30 11:12:26 AM
static.tvtropes.org
Were any of the cows launched?
 
2013-07-30 11:14:49 AM
www.robotchicken.org
Has the knowledge, technology, and resources to travels bajillions of miles across the universe.

Uses that to chop up cows and stick hoopajubes up hillbillies' butts.

You can't explain that!
 
2013-07-30 11:18:35 AM
Alien trifecta complete?
 
2013-07-30 11:23:17 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.robotchicken.org image 320x240]
Has the knowledge, technology, and resources to travels bajillions of miles across the universe.

Uses that to chop up cows and stick hoopajubes up hillbillies' butts.

You can't explain that!


Modern Day Teens do weirder stuff for n bettter reason then they are bored, imagine what a space faring teen would be up to...
 
2013-07-30 11:24:49 AM

blatz514: I found a picture of the alien!

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x680]


Wolves in Missouri. Lol.

Probably some weird fark doing this stuff. It's rural Missouri. All sorts of weirdos out there.
 
2013-07-30 11:27:50 AM
My guess - inter-species love triangle gone horribly, horribly wrong.

www.dvdizzy.com
 
2013-07-30 11:31:56 AM

Pinner: blatz514: I found a picture of the alien!

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x680]

I had food grease on the knee of my jeans from work once. I left the pants on the floor for laundry later.
I came home and my dog, a Husky, had eaten a hand sized hole out of the knee.
Looked like it was cut with scissors.

So, yeah.


A garbage can was overturned, and our Siberian Husky noticed. Result: the dog ate an entire soiled sanitary napkin.

She didn't get sick. We now buy budget dog food for her, since she is obviously not a fussy eater...
 
2013-07-30 11:34:02 AM
My dog eats dirty washcloths sometimes if the hamper lid is not secure.  Clearly, it's aliens.

Something is eating my tomatoes.  Clearly, it's aliens.
 
2013-07-30 11:35:11 AM
images3.cinema.de

Cattle mutilations are up!
 
2013-07-30 11:35:42 AM

Rapmaster2000: A witch did it.


I blame Obama.

*snert*
 
2013-07-30 11:36:53 AM
fc07.deviantart.net

On the case?
 
2013-07-30 11:39:11 AM

Candygram4Mongo: Pinner: blatz514: I found a picture of the alien!

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x680]

I had food grease on the knee of my jeans from work once. I left the pants on the floor for laundry later.
I came home and my dog, a Husky, had eaten a hand sized hole out of the knee.
Looked like it was cut with scissors.

So, yeah.

A garbage can was overturned, and our Siberian Husky noticed. Result: the dog ate an entire soiled sanitary napkin.

She didn't get sick. We now buy budget dog food for her, since she is obviously not a fussy eater...


Yeah, there's nothing like catching your dog macking on a soiled poopy diaper and he looks up at you while licking his lips knowing that it's going to take you a few seconds to run over and stop the carnage so he takes a few more laps at the shiat while slightly leaning away, then bolts at the last second.
 
2013-07-30 11:44:02 AM
1. kill your cows and mutilate them
2. collect insurance money
3. get attention
 
2013-07-30 11:46:29 AM

sjmcc13: Modern Day Teens do weirder stuff for n bettter reason then they are bored, imagine what a space faring teen would be up to...


Yeah, but the difference is that Modern Day Teens aren't organized in the way a space program is. I mean imagine if NASA's plan was to go to the Mars, find Martians, and then rape them and smack their cattle around. I think Congress and the American people might have a problem with that. Unless NASA was planning on recording it and making it into a reality show. Hmmmm...you know what, I take that back. You're exactly right!

"But why, some say, go to the moon and butt-probe the moon men? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask why do hillbillies like making outsiders 'squeal like a pig'? Why do emergency room staffs have to keep fishing foreign objects out of folks' butts? Why do fraternity pranks always seem to revolve around putting things in butts?

We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the butt rape things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, and because raping moon men will be really, really funny, and we plan to film it and let you watch." [crowd cheers wildly]

history.nasa.gov
 
2013-07-30 11:48:57 AM
Lightning strikes tend to blow cattle up.
 
2013-07-30 11:55:32 AM

ryarger: blatz514: I found a picture of the alien!

There is literally no question that there is a mundane explanation for this, but wouldn't you think that people who live in ranch country and ranch for a living (probably for multiple generations) would be familiar with the concept of wolves?


Wolves in Missouri? Coyotes, maybe. Though I doubt that they could take down an adult cow.
 
2013-07-30 12:06:02 PM
There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a cow missing a tongue over there
Rancher says I got to beware
 
2013-07-30 12:13:15 PM
The photos and evidence of chupacabras will start rolling in soon enough.  I really hate those things.  When I was growing up, we had chupacabras in our attic.  They'd crawl out at night and kill our neighbor's cows periodically.  One time, a baby chupacabra bit my cousin.  He ripped some of its hair out and the government came and took the hair samples and my cousin for analysis, we never saw my cousin again.  And that's why I don't like chupacabras.  Well, that's part of it.  I also don't like them because one time I was outside eating some ice cream and a chupacabra ran up and stole it from me.
 
2013-07-30 12:16:40 PM
Definitely aliens. Watch the skies.

Trust me.

-burp-
 
2013-07-30 12:18:17 PM
I expected the headline to refer to a McRib.
 
2013-07-30 12:22:51 PM
Overzealous veterinary students.
Not enough cows donating their bodies to science forces the students into this kind of proactive self sufficiency.
 
2013-07-30 12:37:04 PM
Witch wars under the streets of Denver

/no film @11
 
2013-07-30 12:57:46 PM
Animals particularly scavengers eat the soft tissues first. Tongue, internal organs etc etc. Nothing to see here please mooove along.
 
2013-07-30 01:03:28 PM
But are they in pog form?
 
2013-07-30 02:22:51 PM
i.imgur.com

We're gonna need a bigger roll of quarters.
 
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