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(WBIR Knoxville)   If you're planning to sneak drugs to your new jailhouse groom via the post-wedding kiss, you might want to use a little extra Poli-Grip   (wbir.com) divider line 17
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2013-07-30 09:21:45 AM  
Take it from me...Martha Raye... the big mouth!
 
2013-07-30 10:56:59 AM  
I smell a new advertising campaign!
 
2013-07-30 12:08:19 PM  
hey wifie i know you found jesus so here's more pills
 
2013-07-30 12:12:59 PM  
Could of had a gummer!
 
2013-07-30 12:15:10 PM  
Maybe they can share a room now.
 
2013-07-30 12:16:03 PM  
Incompetence at an all time high water mark
 
2013-07-30 12:24:51 PM  
She really Brita'd that plan.
 
2013-07-30 12:29:19 PM  
That's a handsome woman.
 
2013-07-30 12:36:31 PM  
i know i shouldn't say this.... she's ugly.
 
2013-07-30 12:37:08 PM  
Why were they smuggling drugs into jail? I thought the criminal under-class had a big drug-hosepipe that they just turned on and sprayed themselves with drug whenever the wanted to.
Honestly, I thought that jails were made out of drugs glued together with drugs, and decorated with pure essence of drug mixed with drugs.
 
2013-07-30 12:37:34 PM  
"West gave officers permission to search her purse and car, and they found more meth, a couple of syringes, and a dollar bill folded with a crushed pill that has not been identified yet."

How did she think it was going to work out? "Ha! Just kidding, we really didn't want to search your purse and car."
 
2013-07-30 12:44:24 PM  

skinink: "West gave officers permission to search her purse and car, and they found more meth, a couple of syringes, and a dollar bill folded with a crushed pill that has not been identified yet."

How did she think it was going to work out? "Ha! Just kidding, we really didn't want to search your purse and car."


If she'd refused, they would have done it anyway. I suppose that showing up for your jailhouse wedding with your dentures full of contraband is "reasonable suspicion" or whatever they need for an excuse.
 
2013-07-30 12:45:12 PM  
Things got disturbing when I read it as "sneak drugs IN your new jailhouse groom" especially with the Poli-grip mention
 
2013-07-30 02:14:40 PM  
Hold on... That was the WOMAN pictured? I thought that was the jailed groom...

That's it. I'm going home!
 
2013-07-30 02:50:52 PM  
I used to work for a large grocery chain here in Canada. The area where I lived was home to a large population of Mexican Mennonites and they are known for their amalgam dental work (amongst other things). Well, one day, I was checking out a family and when the man went to pay for the groceries, his bridge fell out on my stainless steel counter and clanked around all over it. He just picked it up, paid and went on his merry way. I think I was more embarrassed than he was.
 
2013-07-30 10:04:08 PM  
You'll wonder where the llelo went....
 
2013-07-31 04:59:10 AM  
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