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(Daily Mail)   North Korea's army includes up to 500,000 petite Korean girls in miniskirts - maybe Dennis Rodman isn't crazy after all   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 160
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2013-07-30 10:45:43 AM
When grouped together, they "cycle" at the same time. That's when they attack.
 
2013-07-30 11:06:35 AM
I'm not sure how old subby is, but those are not miniskirts.
 
2013-07-30 11:12:33 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-30 11:13:51 AM
Just heard from Rodman himself he's going back to NK in a few weeks
 
2013-07-30 11:14:05 AM
Never stick your dick in brainwashed.
 
2013-07-30 11:14:29 AM
Impressive showpieces, but how well can they fight?
 
2013-07-30 11:14:29 AM

jehovahs witness protection: When grouped together, they "cycle" at the same time. That's when they attack.


That would be a bloody battle.
 
2013-07-30 11:15:22 AM
North Korea's women soldiers on parade for the 60th anniversary of the end of the Korean War at the weekend

So, Best Korea 'celebrates' the end of the Korean War while the ROK and US say that 'there is a standing truce but the war never ended?"
 
2013-07-30 11:15:24 AM
Ok, just how many fat chicks do they have in best korea?
 
2013-07-30 11:16:18 AM
North koreans, subby.
Meaning they're all short, malnourished, and look like they've taken a shovel to the face.

/now an army of South Korean girls is something I'd want.
 
2013-07-30 11:16:55 AM

devine: Ok, just how many fat chicks do they have in best korea?


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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-30 11:16:57 AM
Why couldn't Brazil form an army instead?
 
2013-07-30 11:17:46 AM
Not miniskirts. They're knee-length skirts that are being kicked up.
 
2013-07-30 11:17:53 AM

jehovahs witness protection: When grouped together, they "cycle" at the same time. That's when they attack.


That would seem kind of cramped.
 
2013-07-30 11:17:59 AM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Never stick your dick in brainwashed.


If I can't brainwash girls, I'll never get to stick it in anything.
 
2013-07-30 11:18:37 AM

devine: Ok, just how many fat chicks do they have in best korea?


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-07-30 11:18:52 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

The one on the right in the first row: Oh why did I have to fall in next to her? I look like a fat cow. I knew I shouldn't have eaten those breakfast leaves and bark this morning.
 
2013-07-30 11:18:52 AM

grokca: I'm not sure how old subby is, but those are not miniskirts.


The article calls them that, though I agree that's no miniskirt.   MINISKIRT THREAD. Somebody page CHIPNASA and 2MS.

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2013-07-30 11:19:38 AM
"See Kim Jong's army of tightly drilled girls"

*giggle
 
2013-07-30 11:20:45 AM

blatz514: devine: Ok, just how many fat chicks do they have in best korea?

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I said chicks, notice there is no "n".
 
2013-07-30 11:20:48 AM
Actually, if you watch the Vice documentary on HBO, the whole thing wasn't Rodman being crazy so much as it was an excuse to get the Vice film crew into the country to try to get a sense of what was happening there under the new leadership. They used Rodman as a way to get Un to buy into having a special exhibition game with some members of the Globetrotters, since Un was a huge Bulls fan. There was a story behind the story that the regular media missed. Despite the NK officials controlling what they filmed, the Vice crew was able to get a bit of a sense of what like behind the Potemkin everyday life they were shown.
 
2013-07-30 11:20:55 AM
FTFA
"Tightly Drilled "

snicker...
 
2013-07-30 11:21:10 AM
Such togetherness is the result of hundreds of hours of drills in soulless barracks, where the recruits perfect their marching formations either by linking arms, or even by being tied together at the neck with ropes.

Lieutenant Scheisskopf longed desperately to win parades and sat up half the night working on it while his wife waited amorously for him in bed thumbing through Krafft-Ebing to her favorite passages. He read books on marching. He manipulated boxes of chocolate soldiers until they melted in his hands and then maneuvered in ranks of twelve a set of plastic cowboys he had bought from a mail-order house under an assumed name and kept locked away from everyone's eyes during the day. Leonardo's exercises in anatomy proved indispensable. One evening he felt the need for a live model and directed his wife to march around the room.

'Naked?' she asked hopefully.

Lieutenant Scheisskopf smacked his hands over his eyes in exasperation. It was the despair of Lieutenant Scheisskopf's life to be chained to a woman who was incapable of looking beyond her own dirty, sexual desires to the titanic struggles for the unattainable in which noble man could become heroically engaged.

'Why don't you ever whip me?' she pouted one night.

'Because I haven't the time,' he snapped at her impatiently. 'I haven't the time. Don't you know there's a parade going on?' And he really did not have the time. There it was Sunday already, with only seven days left in the week to get ready for the next parade. He had no idea where the hours went. Finishing last in three successive parades had given Lieutenant Scheisskopf an unsavory reputation, and he considered every means of improvement, even nailing the twelve men in each rank to a long two-by-four beam of seasoned oak to keep them in line. The plan was not feasible, for making a ninety-degree turn would have been impossible without nickel-alloy swivels inserted in the small of every man's back, and Lieutenant Scheisskopf was not sanguine at all about obtaining that many nickel-alloy swivels from Quartermaster or enlisting the cooperation of the surgeons at the hospital.
 
2013-07-30 11:21:47 AM
TIL petite means undernourished
 
2013-07-30 11:21:50 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk


Raint row ruse in rooking rack
Rodies rot your radillac!
Rain nor ruse in yooking round
Raint no grischarge on the round.
 
2013-07-30 11:22:01 AM

grokca


I'm not sure how old subby is, but those are not miniskirts.


You could always RTFA.


Each of the women has their hair cut to the same prescribed length, while the mini-skirted uniform is completed with short socks over flesh-coloured tights


They're not micro but mini appears applicable.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-07-30 11:22:57 AM

Fluid: Impressive showpieces, but how well can they fight?


www.wearysloth.com

Pyongyang? Never heard of it.
 
2013-07-30 11:23:01 AM

devine: Ok, just how many fat chicks do they have in best korea?


probably not many.  Asians are kind of skinny by nature, and times are lean in Best Korea.
 
2013-07-30 11:23:05 AM
Dear Leader needs to start a mail order bride buisness. Cash for the country, one less mouth to feed, and the girls escape NK. Win-Win.

Perhaps the wives will even send money back or help move their family out.
 
2013-07-30 11:23:12 AM

blatz514: devine: Ok, just how many fat chicks do they have in best korea?

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Five?
 
2013-07-30 11:23:37 AM

Abuse Liability: grokca: I'm not sure how old subby is, but those are not miniskirts.

The article calls them that, though I agree that's no miniskirt.   MINISKIRT THREAD. Somebody page CHIPNASA and 2MS.

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Carry on good sir, for the good of Democracy!
 
2013-07-30 11:23:43 AM
Meh, wars aren't won on style points.
 
2013-07-30 11:24:16 AM
Sorry, but the Russian Army chicks are much hotter.

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2013-07-30 11:24:51 AM
Is it me or do a lot of Korean women have muscular legs and especially calves, out of proportion to their body size? I mean I like that, but is there a reason for that?
 
2013-07-30 11:25:03 AM
Miniskirt thread!

grokca: I'm not sure how old subby is, but those are not miniskirts.


I see you haven't quite figured out how things work around here.
 
2013-07-30 11:25:50 AM

ZAZ: Why couldn't Brazil form an army instead?


International accord to prevent the them from conquering the world (there are a brazillion of them after all)

Besides, who would want to invade another country to distract it's people, when you have the distraction and catharsis Carnival provides?
 
2013-07-30 11:25:57 AM
No, no, they are the male soldiers. They look like petite Korean girls as a result of severe malnutrition.
I'm hoping for the day the north koreans snap out of it and hang The Greatest Leader from his balls in the center of Pyongyang.
 
2013-07-30 11:26:01 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Is it me or do a lot of Korean women have muscular legs and especially calves, out of proportion to their body size? I mean I like that, but is there a reason for that?


Canteloupe calves?
 
2013-07-30 11:26:12 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

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2013-07-30 11:26:24 AM

grokca: I'm not sure how old subby is, but those are not miniskirts.


Came here to say that
 
2013-07-30 11:26:31 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Is it me or do a lot of Korean women have muscular legs and especially calves, out of proportion to their body size? I mean I like that, but is there a reason for that?


always getting up on their toes to see out the kitchen window while doing the dishes because they're short?
 
2013-07-30 11:26:49 AM
Crap. You people torched my bandwidth on photobucket.

Limited access to the good stuff.  I'll see what I can do.
 
2013-07-30 11:26:49 AM

way south: North koreans, subby.
Meaning they're all short, malnourished, and look like they've taken a shovel to the face.

/now an army of South Korean girls is something I'd want.


www.funnycoolstuff.com

Always liked Korean girls, they often have great knockers.
 
2013-07-30 11:26:52 AM
Meanwhile, in Seoul:

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2013-07-30 11:27:24 AM
Okay, that's the drill team.  Now, let's see the cheerleaders.
 
2013-07-30 11:28:26 AM

Pinner: Quantum Apostrophe: Is it me or do a lot of Korean women have muscular legs and especially calves, out of proportion to their body size? I mean I like that, but is there a reason for that?

always getting up on their toes to see out the kitchen window while doing the dishes because they're short?


Maybe... There is something about short squat women with big thighs and calves that gets me going.
 
2013-07-30 11:28:53 AM

More soldiers in skirts.

i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-30 11:29:27 AM

EdNortonsTwin: way south: North koreans, subby.
Meaning they're all short, malnourished, and look like they've taken a shovel to the face.

/now an army of South Korean girls is something I'd want.

[www.funnycoolstuff.com image 460x329]

Always liked Korean girls, they often have great knockers.


Especially when they put the hot ones in front for the photo-op
 
2013-07-30 11:29:44 AM

devine: Ok, just how many fat chicks do they have in best korea?


The only reason these girls aren't malnourished is they're military. The average female citizen on the other hand is malnourished to the point of even staving off physical development. Both of the defectors I've met have been women in their 30s who look about 12.
 
2013-07-30 11:29:56 AM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Never stick your dick in brainwashed.


Yeah, I prefer they struggle a bit.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Fluid: Impressive showpieces, but how well can they fight?

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Pyongyang? Never heard of it.


That is such an awesome moment.

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