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(Newsday)   Lindsey Lohan praised for "sexually explicit, low budget film with pornstar." Soooo....she's doing porn now?   (newsday.com) divider line 77
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2013-07-30 07:59:41 AM  
To be fair, playing a used-up skank isn't all that much of a stretch for her.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-30 08:14:20 AM  
It sounds like she's on her way.
 
2013-07-30 10:52:43 AM  
News that might have been exciting ten years ago.
 
2013-07-30 11:06:12 AM  
Well, now that she's been successfully brainwashed in rehab, we can expect to see nothing like this from her ever again.
 
2013-07-30 11:07:01 AM  
Subby: Lindsey Lohan praised for "sexually explicit, low budget film with pornstar." Soooo....she's doing porn now?

If so, she's really doing it wrong.
 
2013-07-30 11:07:03 AM  
Incidentally, the "pornstar" is James Deen who Farrah Abraham dated briefly.
 
2013-07-30 11:08:33 AM  
I wish I remember where the article was about the filming of the movie. It seems she was a real nightmare to work with.
 
2013-07-30 11:08:45 AM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: To be fair, playing a used-up skank isn't all that much of a stretch for her.


Say like ... Marissa Tomei playing a Brooklyn girl?
 
2013-07-30 11:08:59 AM  
Lindsay Lohan praised for film by director of film.
 
2013-07-30 11:09:09 AM  
She's only 27?

SilentStrider: News that might have been exciting ten years ago.


i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-30 11:10:47 AM  
Now, I'm just waiting for the scenes to be leaked to porn(blank).com Couldn't care about the rest of the film.

/however I just read an interview with Paul Schrader and felt pretty depressed for him
 
2013-07-30 11:10:54 AM  

devilEther: Incidentally, the "pornstar" is James Deen who Farrah Abraham dated briefly.


They're calling that dating now?
 
2013-07-30 11:11:37 AM  
She should portray twins in her next sexually explicit, low budget film. A lot of guys are into that kind of thing.
 
2013-07-30 11:13:14 AM  

Pinner: I wish I remember where the article was about the filming of the movie. It seems she was a real nightmare to work with.


I distinctly remember that as well. She was being difficult filming the nude scenes. She wanted the crew to take off their clothes as well.

What's odd about that is she is a co-producer on this film. It's not like she didn't know what was going to be on screen.
 
2013-07-30 11:15:58 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: devilEther: Incidentally, the "pornstar" is James Deen who Farrah Abraham dated briefly.

They're calling that dating now?


New Hollywood rules: Taylor Swift dates guys for a couple months but doesn't have sex, she's a slut.  Farrah Abraham pays off a male prostitute to have sex with her and tape it and she's "dating".
 
2013-07-30 11:16:08 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Lindsay Lohan praised for film by director of film.


Exactly. It's sitting at 22% on RT right now with 9 reviews. Let's see how many people are praising her performance once it hits wide distribution.

/Sorry, IF it hits wide distribution.
 
2013-07-30 11:19:13 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: devilEther: Incidentally, the "pornstar" is James Deen who Farrah Abraham dated briefly.

They're calling that dating now?



Yes, "dating" is now defined as: Getting paid to pop some reality-show skank up the ass.
It should be in the new edition of the OED.
 
2013-07-30 11:25:51 AM  

kobrakai: Wellon Dowd: Lindsay Lohan praised for film by director of film.

Exactly. It's sitting at 22% on RT right now with 9 reviews. Let's see how many people are praising her performance once it hits wide distribution.

/Sorry, IF it hits wide distribution.


Has seen better film on teeth.
s2.dmcdn.net
 
2013-07-30 11:29:01 AM  
Also, tits. (NSFW!)

There. Now you've seen the only attraction the movie offers.
 
2013-07-30 11:31:39 AM  
Why do people within this industry keep trying so hard to keep her working?
 
2013-07-30 11:34:11 AM  
"One scene details an orgy in which both Lohan and Deen get intimate with same-sex partners. "

Go on...
 
2013-07-30 11:34:39 AM  
Send this back in time by about seven years to troll the masses
 
2013-07-30 11:35:59 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: devilEther: Incidentally, the "pornstar" is James Deen who Farrah Abraham dated briefly.

They're calling that dating now?


He drove over to pick her up but the front door was locked.  He was forced to go in the back way.
 
2013-07-30 11:36:16 AM  

LonMead: Also, tits. (NSFW!)

There. Now you've seen the only attraction the movie offers.


Almost come kitty too.

/Arbys melt
 
2013-07-30 11:36:50 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Why do people within this industry keep trying so hard to keep her working?


Because in Hollywood any publicity is good, even if it's bad.
 
2013-07-30 11:38:15 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Why do people within this industry keep trying so hard to keep her working?


Most likely it's because people will pay to see what the train wreck's body count is today. They can look at her and shake their heads at what she used to be, and pay good money to have the opportunity to feel better about themselves.

Maybe a few will hope she's turned herself around and will deliver the redemption acting role that puts her back on a good path. However, I imagine most are paying to watch the carnival freak show; exploiting the mentally infirmed for their own personal amusement. Hollywood is just acting as the carnival barker letting you know where to find them and putting them on the stage.

/Craig Fergusson said it better, but can't find the monologue. He really sucked the air out of the "fun" of watching people with genuine problems spiral publicly.
 
2013-07-30 11:41:52 AM  

devilEther: Incidentally, the "pornstar" is James Deen who Farrah Abraham dated briefly.


If by "dated" you mean "contractually filmed a porn movie" with Farrah Abraham, then yes they were dating.
 
2013-07-30 11:47:01 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Why do people within this industry keep trying so hard to keep her working?


Because she gives an AMAZING blowjob.
 
2013-07-30 11:47:54 AM  

jayhawk88: Rapmaster2000: Why do people within this industry keep trying so hard to keep her working?

Because she gives an AMAZING blowjob.


Source?
 
2013-07-30 11:53:01 AM  
Like a fine sour cream, she has not aged well.
 
2013-07-30 12:08:37 PM  
So Amanda Bynes will help fix the cable?
 
2013-07-30 12:12:25 PM  

Leo Bloom's Freakout: /Craig Fergusson said it better, but can't find the monologue. He really sucked the air out of the "fun" of watching people with genuine problems spiral publicly.


I think it's this is it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZVWIELHQQY
 
2013-07-30 12:13:02 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Why do people within this industry keep trying so hard to keep her working living?


FTFY
 
2013-07-30 12:13:09 PM  
All these years, all these headlines...and people STILL spell her name wrong when submitting their link.
 
2013-07-30 12:26:31 PM  

Pentaxian: Leo Bloom's Freakout: /Craig Fergusson said it better, but can't find the monologue. He really sucked the air out of the "fun" of watching people with genuine problems spiral publicly.

I think it's this is it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZVWIELHQQY


Hopefully, I can't watch at work, they block YouTube... boo. But the gist had to do with the traveling freak shows he remembered from childhood and how people were exploiting the troubled and broken rather than trying to help. It was one of those moments that Craig can elicit that makes one look at their own behavior and debate whether we're living up to the nobility of humanity. All of this from a dude with a perverted talking skeleton robot and dancing horse.
 
2013-07-30 12:44:15 PM  

Leo Bloom's Freakout: they block YouTube... boo.


My IT guy wanted to know how come I can watch you tube videos when even he can't watch them.

/I guess he didn't get the memo that I'm an IT guy , too.
 
2013-07-30 12:48:42 PM  

Leo Bloom's Freakout: Pentaxian: Leo Bloom's Freakout: /Craig Fergusson said it better, but can't find the monologue. He really sucked the air out of the "fun" of watching people with genuine problems spiral publicly.

I think it's this is it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZVWIELHQQY

Hopefully, I can't watch at work, they block YouTube... boo. But the gist had to do with the traveling freak shows he remembered from childhood and how people were exploiting the troubled and broken rather than trying to help. It was one of those moments that Craig can elicit that makes one look at their own behavior and debate whether we're living up to the nobility of humanity. All of this from a dude with a perverted talking skeleton robot and dancing horse.


Craig had his own "Lohan years", and worked his way back.

I gotta respect the will-power and the effort it took, but how about a few rounds of applause for all the people in the world that never became self-destructive addicts of one kind or another?
 
2013-07-30 12:53:31 PM  
FTFA:  Lohan reportedly was paid $100 per day during filming and, according to Schrader, did her own makeup and wardrobe.

So not only is she doing porn, she's doing it cheap.
 
2013-07-30 12:58:40 PM  

StRalphTheLiar: FTFA:  Lohan reportedly was paid $100 per day during filming and, according to Schrader, did her own makeup and wardrobe.

So not only is she doing porn, she's doing it cheap.


Don't the contract girls get a grand or two per scene? Or is that just the few that have established fan-bases?
 
2013-07-30 12:58:40 PM  

give me doughnuts: Leo Bloom's Freakout: Pentaxian: Leo Bloom's Freakout: /Craig Fergusson said it better, but can't find the monologue. He really sucked the air out of the "fun" of watching people with genuine problems spiral publicly.

I think it's this is it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZVWIELHQQY

Hopefully, I can't watch at work, they block YouTube... boo. But the gist had to do with the traveling freak shows he remembered from childhood and how people were exploiting the troubled and broken rather than trying to help. It was one of those moments that Craig can elicit that makes one look at their own behavior and debate whether we're living up to the nobility of humanity. All of this from a dude with a perverted talking skeleton robot and dancing horse.

Craig had his own "Lohan years", and worked his way back.

I gotta respect the will-power and the effort it took, but how about a few rounds of applause for all the people in the world that never became self-destructive addicts of one kind or another?


Much respect for those. I don't begrudge people who never fell, but I think you have to acknowledge that it's hard to fall and come back. There's a lot of evidence of those who never make it back. To never face the depths of adversity and succeed is great, but the depths of addiction make the journey to that same place much harder than never sinking in the first place. That is probably why they get more notice.

I think people also recognize that we all make mistakes in life, some bigger than others. We all want to know, that no matter how big our transgression, we have a chance at redemption. We need to believe that almost no problem is completely destructive if we reach within and overcome the easy route of continued complacency. Examples like Mr. Ferguson show that aspect. More what I wanted to get across is that we can and SHOULD celebrate those who don't fail, but we shouldn't mock and abuse those who are already in a bad place.

I know this is Fark, and that is probably a big portion of what keeps the site churning. However, there are ways to laugh at the bizarre behavior of others without always sinking to abusing those who are in trouble already. Craig covers this better than I can, but mocking Anthony Weiner's egotism is a far cry from laughing at Lindsay Lohan or Amanda Bynes who both show clear signs of self-destructive mental issues.
 
2013-07-30 01:01:53 PM  

Leo Bloom's Freakout: I know this is Fark, and that is probably a big portion of what keeps the site churning. However, there are ways to laugh at the bizarre behavior of others without always sinking to abusing those who are in trouble already. Craig covers this better than I can, but mocking Anthony Weiner's egotism is a far cry from laughing at Lindsay Lohan or Amanda Bynes who both show clear signs of self-destructive mental issues.



And "Anthony Weiner" is a funny enough name all by itself. Add in the tweeted pics of his junk and it becomes almost criminal not to laugh. The "Carlos Danger" stuff is just a hilarious cherry on top.
 
2013-07-30 01:13:12 PM  

give me doughnuts: Leo Bloom's Freakout: I know this is Fark, and that is probably a big portion of what keeps the site churning. However, there are ways to laugh at the bizarre behavior of others without always sinking to abusing those who are in trouble already. Craig covers this better than I can, but mocking Anthony Weiner's egotism is a far cry from laughing at Lindsay Lohan or Amanda Bynes who both show clear signs of self-destructive mental issues.


And "Anthony Weiner" is a funny enough name all by itself. Add in the tweeted pics of his junk and it becomes almost criminal not to laugh. The "Carlos Danger" stuff is just a hilarious cherry on top.


Agreed, I don't think the Onion would even publish that story (were it written as fiction) due to it just being too silly and unbelievable. MAYBE Monty Python level silly, bur not sure if it even crosses their thresholds.
 
2013-07-30 01:15:16 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: She's only 27?

SilentStrider: News that might have been exciting ten years ago.

[i44.tinypic.com image 180x469]



Ok, NINE years ago.
 
2013-07-30 01:19:08 PM  

StRalphTheLiar: FTFA:  Lohan reportedly was paid $100 per day during filming and, according to Schrader, did her own makeup and wardrobe.

So not only is she doing porn, she's doing it cheap.


Ok, I had to go look. This was from Nov 2012, typical prices for an "in-demand" porn star.

$800 for a girl-girl scene
$1,000 for a guy-girl scene
$1,200 or more for anal sex
$4,000 or more for "double penetration"
 
2013-07-30 01:19:21 PM  
LonMead:
Has seen better film on teeth.
[s2.dmcdn.net image 526x297]


What the hell is that from (line or clip)?  I feel I ought to recognize it, but I'm failing.
 
2013-07-30 01:24:34 PM  

Mawson of the Antarctic: I just read an interview with Paul Schrader and felt pretty depressed for him


Link?  I am a Schrader fan
 
2013-07-30 01:38:00 PM  
$100/day isn't even amateur porn. That's not even at "guy with a camcorder" pay grade..
 
2013-07-30 01:40:43 PM  

over_and_done: LonMead:
Has seen better film on teeth.
[s2.dmcdn.net image 526x297]

What the hell is that from (line or clip)?  I feel I ought to recognize it, but I'm failing.


You might recognize his associate, Bear... throws things out that he doesn't want.
dvdmedia.ign.com

Okay, one more hint, but be nice...
dvdmedia.ign.com

... she spent all day crawling out of a grave.
 
2013-07-30 01:43:26 PM  

over_and_done: LonMead:
Has seen better film on teeth.
[s2.dmcdn.net image 526x297]

What the hell is that from (line or clip)?  I feel I ought to recognize it, but I'm failing.


Get Shorty.
 
2013-07-30 01:45:11 PM  
I of course meant "Get Shorty, but refresh thread first."
 
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