Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Talking Points Memo)   Weiner faces electile dysfunction in new poll   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 3
    More: Followup, Anthony Weiner, City Council Speaker Christine Quinn, sexual dysfunction, Blasio, Marist College, NBC 4 New York, Quinnipiac Poll  
•       •       •

611 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Jul 2013 at 9:33 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-07-30 09:47:39 AM  
3 votes:
He's lost a lot of women voters, I think the best he can do is send an email message to women as follows:

Ladies,

This isn't over. I say when it's over. I'm going to come to your house and take your moist panties off and kiss up your legs as you writhe tied up on the bed. You know you want me in that Mayor's office, thinking about you, stimulating you with all kinds of new laws and regulations. You need me in that office. You want the Weiner in all your offices.

Do you feel that baby? Shhh....stop whimpering. This gag will keep you quiet for a while. You want the Weiner. Stop with those pleading eyes. Yeah I have a hot wife. She acts all docile and upset on TV, but who do you think sends half of my text messages? I know you've thought about her, kissing on her, touching her. She's all quiet and sh*t, she doesn't talk much, she's not allowed.

Hush now. All in time. Just remember the Weiner. Think about it when you think 'oh i've been speeding in the city, I deserve a spanking.' Think about it when you cross the street illegally. Think about it when you go to the polls, think about polls, big ol poles. My pole. Dance around my pole. Dance around it. There you go. You're new to this. It's OK baby. I'll treat you right.

Weiner 2013. Now shut your mouth.
2013-07-30 10:26:15 AM  
1 votes:
Carlos Danger, Ron Mexico... why do these Hispanic men have so much trouble keeping it in their pants?
2013-07-30 09:46:50 AM  
1 votes:
assets.nydailynews.com
 
Displayed 3 of 3 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report