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(Talking Points Memo)   Weiner faces electile dysfunction in new poll   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 32
    More: Followup, Anthony Weiner, City Council Speaker Christine Quinn, sexual dysfunction, Blasio, Marist College, NBC 4 New York, Quinnipiac Poll  
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2013-07-30 09:34:55 AM
Hillary, Muslim Brotherhood.

That  is all.
 
2013-07-30 09:35:47 AM
I smell a "headline of the year" candidate.
 
2013-07-30 09:36:54 AM
Stupidity, malignant narcissism.

That is all.

/btw, very nice work, subby
 
2013-07-30 09:37:15 AM
Campaign has really gone flaccid.

He doesn't seem so cocksure anymore, does he?
 
2013-07-30 09:38:07 AM

AndreMA: I smell a "headline of the year" candidate.


Seriously? Lame dick pun #47 in a series of 70 or so is a headline of the year?
 
2013-07-30 09:41:41 AM

BSABSVR: AndreMA: I smell a "headline of the year" candidate.

Seriously? Lame dick pun #47 in a series of 70 or so is a headline of the year?


Yeah, I gotta agree. This was such an obvious-style joke to make that I made the same kind when I submitted this article last night. And I'm TERRIBLE at making winning headlines.
 
2013-07-30 09:43:46 AM

Serious Black: BSABSVR: AndreMA: I smell a "headline of the year" candidate.

Seriously? Lame dick pun #47 in a series of 70 or so is a headline of the year?

Yeah, I gotta agree. This was such an obvious-style joke to make that I made the same kind when I submitted this article last night. And I'm TERRIBLE at making winning headlines.


You're going to need at least 5 dick puns in your headline to get a Weiner of the year award.  This one is pretty much just at Drudge levels.
 
2013-07-30 09:43:59 AM
Is he hoping this will fade away into the memory hole between now and the 40 days until the election? The media have the scent of blood now, they aren't going to let this story go.

/because it has penis
//penis
 
2013-07-30 09:44:38 AM
All Anthony Wiener, all day, every day!!!
 
2013-07-30 09:45:37 AM

Serious Black: Yeah, I gotta agree. This was such an obvious-style joke to make that I made the same kind when I submitted this article last night. And I'm TERRIBLE at making winning headlines.


okay, personally, I originally had 3 weiner threads greened this morning. The best of the 3 was redlit. So while I do understand that this is an overused theme for jokes for him, they still create chuckles. And that's all that matters

redlit headline: Remember, if your last stand lasts for more than 4 hours, see your campaign manager as this could have serious electoral issues that you and your campaign manager need to discuss

(all three headlines are about 3 different stories)

urbangirl: /btw, very nice work, subby


thank you. You seem to only love my headlines ;-P

/subby
 
2013-07-30 09:46:50 AM
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-07-30 09:47:39 AM
He's lost a lot of women voters, I think the best he can do is send an email message to women as follows:

Ladies,

This isn't over. I say when it's over. I'm going to come to your house and take your moist panties off and kiss up your legs as you writhe tied up on the bed. You know you want me in that Mayor's office, thinking about you, stimulating you with all kinds of new laws and regulations. You need me in that office. You want the Weiner in all your offices.

Do you feel that baby? Shhh....stop whimpering. This gag will keep you quiet for a while. You want the Weiner. Stop with those pleading eyes. Yeah I have a hot wife. She acts all docile and upset on TV, but who do you think sends half of my text messages? I know you've thought about her, kissing on her, touching her. She's all quiet and sh*t, she doesn't talk much, she's not allowed.

Hush now. All in time. Just remember the Weiner. Think about it when you think 'oh i've been speeding in the city, I deserve a spanking.' Think about it when you cross the street illegally. Think about it when you go to the polls, think about polls, big ol poles. My pole. Dance around my pole. Dance around it. There you go. You're new to this. It's OK baby. I'll treat you right.

Weiner 2013. Now shut your mouth.
 
2013-07-30 09:47:55 AM
Now start your new career as an anonymous pervert. I never want to hear of you again.
 
2013-07-30 09:49:50 AM

somedude210: Serious Black: Yeah, I gotta agree. This was such an obvious-style joke to make that I made the same kind when I submitted this article last night. And I'm TERRIBLE at making winning headlines.

okay, personally, I originally had 3 weiner threads greened this morning. The best of the 3 was redlit. So while I do understand that this is an overused theme for jokes for him, they still create chuckles. And that's all that matters

redlit headline: Remember, if your last stand lasts for more than 4 hours, see your campaign manager as this could have serious electoral issues that you and your campaign manager need to discuss

(all three headlines are about 3 different stories)

urbangirl: /btw, very nice work, subby

thank you. You seem to only love my headlines ;-P

/subby


Just out of curiosity, what's your ratio of greenlit headlines to submissions?
 
2013-07-30 09:57:54 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-30 10:01:42 AM

Serious Black: Just out of curiosity, what's your ratio of greenlit headlines to submissions?


not great. Probably 1:3 on good days, 3:20 on bad days

I average 20 submissions a day/morning. It really depends on the admin on duty in the mornings
 
2013-07-30 10:11:19 AM
You're done guy.

Just a few too many dic pics out there now.
A lot of folks, including me, think you have a problem with controlling impulses. Doing shiat this stupid as a married Senator should make anyone question your judgment.

Also, your name is Weiner, you got damn lucky to skate through one of these dicpic episodes without being completely ruined. Now you're through.

Find something else to do.
 
2013-07-30 10:18:10 AM
cdn.thedailybeast.com encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-30 10:20:11 AM

somedude210: Serious Black: Yeah, I gotta agree. This was such an obvious-style joke to make that I made the same kind when I submitted this article last night. And I'm TERRIBLE at making winning headlines.

okay, personally, I originally had 3 weiner threads greened this morning. The best of the 3 was redlit. So while I do understand that this is an overused theme for jokes for him, they still create chuckles. And that's all that matters

redlit headline: Remember, if your last stand lasts for more than 4 hours, see your campaign manager as this could have serious electoral issues that you and your campaign manager need to discuss

(all three headlines are about 3 different stories)

urbangirl: /btw, very nice work, subby

thank you. You seem to only love my headlines ;-P

/subby


Well, I have been told I'm easily amused.
 
2013-07-30 10:26:15 AM
Carlos Danger, Ron Mexico... why do these Hispanic men have so much trouble keeping it in their pants?
 
2013-07-30 10:27:41 AM
Good. The hell with him. I was willing to let him pass on behaviour from before he resigned if he rehabilitated himself.

He didn't.
 
2013-07-30 10:32:49 AM

unexplained bacon: You're done guy.

Just a few too many dic pics out there now.
A lot of folks, including me, think you have a problem with controlling impulses. Doing shiat this stupid as a married Senator should make anyone question your judgment.


IIRC, He's a former Congressman, not Senator. I don't care that he's married.  That's between him and his wife and we don't know what relationship they have. I care that he was stupid enough to send dick pics when he knows that's not acceptable in American politics; I care that he tried to lie his way out the first cases before fessing up, and I particularly care that he sufficiently lacking in judgment to continue to do so after resigning from office, up until three months ago.

The man seems like an out-of-control narcissist idiot.  There has to be someone more qualified than he to run NYC.
 
2013-07-30 10:46:13 AM

ElizaDoolittle: unexplained bacon: You're done guy.

Just a few too many dic pics out there now.
A lot of folks, including me, think you have a problem with controlling impulses. Doing shiat this stupid as a married Senator should make anyone question your judgment.

IIRC, He's a former Congressman, not Senator. I don't care that he's married.  That's between him and his wife and we don't know what relationship they have. I care that he was stupid enough to send dick pics when he knows that's not acceptable in American politics; I care that he tried to lie his way out the first cases before fessing up, and I particularly care that he sufficiently lacking in judgment to continue to do so after resigning from office, up until three months ago.

The man seems like an out-of-control narcissist idiot.  There has to be someone more qualified than he to run NYC.



whoops, right congressman, not senator....

I care that he's married in that it just adds to the unacceptableness here. That shiat really hits home with women voters too.

like you said "out-of-control narcissist idiot "
I question his judgment in a big way, and he should make room for someone who can do the job without all this stupidity. It's an important job.
 
2013-07-30 11:57:06 AM
His name is another word for penis
 
2013-07-30 12:01:28 PM
unexplained bacon:
I care that he's married in that it just adds to the unacceptableness here. That shiat really hits home with women voters too.

like you said "out-of-control narcissist idiot "
I question his judgment in a big way, and he should make room for someone who can do the job without all this stupidity. It's an important job.


Considering that NYC has had almost twenty years of over-the-top narcissists (Giuliani and Bloomberg) in the mayoral spot, my main concern is that AW (ha!) is an idiot.  You have to be a complete idiot to send a dick pic over your public twitter account, as he did when he was first, um, exposed. And he lied about it, until I think about five other women to whom he had sent WIE (ha!) came forward, and he was forced to resign as a Congressman.  So he shuns the limelight for a whole two years and thinks he is entitled to be mayor of NYC, but continues to sext women who are not his wife? Until three months ago?   FAIL.

I don't care much about the fact that he's married, mainly because I've heard too many rumors that it's a marriage of convenience for both.  I'm pretty sure NYC is the only place where a married man could get elected if he said he had an open marriage.  Bloomberg has been living with a woman who is not his wife and nobody seems to care.

It's the idiocy I resent.
 
2013-07-30 12:32:53 PM
I would vote for anyone named "Carlos Danger" that I see on a ballot.
 
2013-07-30 02:40:35 PM
I smell a "headline of the year" candidate.

yes indeed, too bad he couldn't have worked in "Carlos Danger" into it too
 
2013-07-30 05:28:58 PM
He'll be the comeback kid like Bill Clinton.
 
2013-07-30 06:53:27 PM
Is Weiner a scandal yet?
 
2013-07-31 01:16:04 AM
Let's check in his communications director:

"And then like she had the farking balls to like trash me in the paper. And be like, 'His communications director was last the press secretary of the Department of Education in New Jersey," Morgan said. "You know what? fark you, you little coont. I'm not joking, I am going to sue her."

This is Paddy O'Furniture, returning you to the studio.
 
2013-07-31 01:19:42 AM

BSABSVR: AndreMA: I smell a "headline of the year" candidate.

Seriously? Lame dick pun #47 in a series of 70 or so is a headline of the year?


Eh, I thought electile vs erectile was pretty clever even though it was a dick pun. I guess your standards are higher than mine.
 
2013-07-31 01:37:09 AM

bdub77: He's lost a lot of women voters, I think the best he can do is send an email message to women as follows:

Ladies,

This isn't over. I say when it's over. I'm going to come to your house and take your moist panties off and kiss up your legs as you writhe tied up on the bed. You know you want me in that Mayor's office, thinking about you, stimulating you with all kinds of new laws and regulations. You need me in that office. You want the Weiner in all your offices.

Do you feel that baby? Shhh....stop whimpering. This gag will keep you quiet for a while. You want the Weiner. Stop with those pleading eyes. Yeah I have a hot wife. She acts all docile and upset on TV, but who do you think sends half of my text messages? I know you've thought about her, kissing on her, touching her. She's all quiet and sh*t, she doesn't talk much, she's not allowed.

Hush now. All in time. Just remember the Weiner. Think about it when you think 'oh i've been speeding in the city, I deserve a spanking.' Think about it when you cross the street illegally. Think about it when you go to the polls, think about polls, big ol poles. My pole. Dance around my pole. Dance around it. There you go. You're new to this. It's OK baby. I'll treat you right.

Weiner 2013. Now shut your mouth.


nice
 
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