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(BBC)   In case you missed it, the largest space battle in history occurred last night   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 12
    More: Cool, EVE Online, giant, asteroid belt  
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2013-07-30 12:06:17 PM  
2 votes:

Valiente: bdub77: In case you missed it, the largest space onlinebattle between virgins living in their parents basementin history occurred last night

FTFY.

They haven't seen things you could never imagine, amirite?


Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion,c beams glittering in the dark in tannhauser gate.

All lost to time, like packets... In lag.

Time to log.
2013-07-30 10:47:44 AM  
2 votes:
Did Blast Hardcheese survive?
2013-07-30 02:24:34 PM  
1 votes:

SordidEuphemism: I tell you, that game is crack rock. I'm glad I lost internet for a month a year or so back or else I might still be in it.

Sheesh. Great fun though. The game actively rewards sociopathy.


I played EVE for about 2-3 months not long after it was released. One day I had an epiphany: walk away now or become the sort of person who plays an online game for 12 hours a day. I walked away. Not that I've done much with my life in the meantime. I'm posting here, for crying out loud.
2013-07-30 01:40:51 PM  
1 votes:
Space Station Wagon: I don't care what game you play or how big your epeen is or isn't, no one remembers you.
You are not a digital legend.


Shadows of Silvas in the house.

lordargent.com

And I will always be the Karmic Knight (because all of the servers were shut down, HA!)
lordargent.com
2013-07-30 01:26:58 PM  
1 votes:

Lady Indica: SordidEuphemism: I tell you, that game is crack rock. I'm glad I lost internet for a month a year or so back or else I might still be in it.

Sheesh. Great fun though. The game actively rewards sociopathy.

TRAK IS FFA


Good times, good times.

/"Hey, you know any druids? I have a snow bunny problem..."
2013-07-30 01:24:35 PM  
1 votes:
Tyrant: Reputation, wealth, and power rule. Everyone that has none is just a surf trying to get by

Cowabunga

/ serf
/ as a lord, I couldn't allow that to stand :P
2013-07-30 12:54:36 PM  
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: They say it was the greatest collection of assholes every to assemble in space.

(if those who don't know, Eve is a game entirely populated by assholes)


SordidEuphemism: I tell you, that game is crack rock. I'm glad I lost internet for a month a year or so back or else I might still be in it.

Sheesh. Great fun though. The game actively rewards sociopathy.


These. From a Slashdot comment on this story:
The end result of all of my time playing is that I legitimately ruined the lives of several people (drama queens make great targets, several corps we went after had members who are now no longer RL friends), have two scams named after my scamming character, and made some awesome online friends. And when I flew through our old home system recently after after having been unsubbed for two years, the miners apparently still remembered me. Within minutes of entering the system they all docked up and immediately began cussing me out in local chat, so apparently I made a lasting impression on them.

This guy speaks fondly of losing real life friends through being a dick.
2013-07-30 12:37:23 PM  
1 votes:
So.much.autism.
2013-07-30 11:46:46 AM  
1 votes:
"It was as though 4000 voices cried out then were sent off to bed"  Obi Wan UrMomma
filmfanatic.org
2013-07-30 10:30:03 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA:  Time was slowed down in the virtual universe

Whew, good thing! Eve is so frantic otherwise.
2013-07-30 10:27:24 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-07-30 09:32:43 AM  
1 votes:
In case you missed it, the largest space onlinebattle between virgins living in their parents basementin history occurred last night

FTFY.
 
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