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(CNN)   The key takeaway to this article is that "overnight delivery of cyanide" exists   ( divider line
    More: Misc, West Virginia State Police, University of Pittsburgh Medical Center, Allegheny County, Allegheny County Jail, neurosurgeons  
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3071 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jul 2013 at 11:29 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-30 11:32:33 AM  
2 votes:
Thanks Amazon Prime!
2013-07-30 12:42:19 PM  
1 vote:

Speef: He must not have wanted to get away with it, given that he ordered the murder weapon delivered to his house.

I imagine his wife would have appreciated a nice old-fashioned divorce instead of the cyanide, though.

Some people respect their marriage vows.
2013-07-30 11:43:23 AM  
1 vote:

digitaldesperado: Leave cyanide alone! It's an all natural substance, it's very useful for gold recovery in crushed ore and it smells like almonds

And it tastes lik
2013-07-30 11:37:51 AM  
1 vote:
It's the repeat customers you need to worry about.
2013-07-30 11:35:42 AM  
1 vote:
article doesn't correctly describe the actions of cyanide on the human body. but, whatever, georgia's IN florida, right?
2013-07-30 11:32:38 AM  
1 vote:
Sure there is, but the shipping and handling charges are outrageous.
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