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(KSL Salt Lake City)   The TSA would like to remind you not to pack rusty old grenades in your carry on luggage   (ksl.com) divider line 27
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2013-07-30 07:31:07 AM
I'd like to remind the TSA that they are worthless shiatbags and will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
 
2013-07-30 07:33:25 AM
Note to self - only pack grenades that are new and in good condition
 
2013-07-30 07:34:20 AM
"Ah biatch, all these rules!" - Dave Chappelle
 
2013-07-30 07:35:07 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'd like to remind the TSA that they are worthless shiatbags and will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.


And I know most of them cheat at cards !!
 
2013-07-30 07:38:25 AM
Just as long as I can still take a Viagra a half hour before hand and request a pat down.
 
2013-07-30 07:44:44 AM
TSA, proof that Welfare To Work programs DO work.
 
2013-07-30 07:46:31 AM
uhhh...ok, then
 
2013-07-30 08:13:19 AM
A grenade is seen as an explosive?  You don't say....
 
2013-07-30 08:24:42 AM
"Best before November 1959." Dammit, Bob. There were plenty of brand new bombs, but you had to go for that retro 50s charm.
 
2013-07-30 08:25:48 AM
They used to sell unloaded grenades at the local Army-Navy store, before the nanny state.  I always thought it would be nice to have one to toss into a neighboring car if you had to distract them from following you.
 
2013-07-30 08:26:45 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'd like to remind the TSA that they are worthless shiatbags and will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.


this
 
2013-07-30 08:28:25 AM
"The grenade was inert"

In other words, it was not "a grenade" it was the shell of a grenade, and thus it was not a threat to anyone.
 
2013-07-30 08:40:38 AM
*reads article*
Mr Grenade, was, in fact, not ert. TSA confiscated a heavy piece of metal.
 
2013-07-30 08:47:01 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'd like to remind the TSA that they are worthless shiatbags and will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.


Yes, Americans will get right on that revolution thingy, but not now because Honey Booboo is on the teevee.
 
2013-07-30 08:52:34 AM
Picky - picky - picky.

and I'd just like to point out that . . . .

Honey Boo-Boo's on?


sorry BRB
 
2013-07-30 09:09:19 AM
An inert grenade?  Weasels.
 
2013-07-30 09:12:42 AM

fredklein: "The grenade was inert"

In other words, it was not "a grenade" it was the shell of a grenade, and thus it was not a threat to anyone.


Could someone tell that just by looking at it?

/knows nothing about grenades
 
2013-07-30 09:19:43 AM
Would they prefer we trade thm out for shiny new ones.

/Ooooo, shiny.
 
2013-07-30 09:24:56 AM

miss diminutive: fredklein: "The grenade was inert"

In other words, it was not "a grenade" it was the shell of a grenade, and thus it was not a threat to anyone.

Could someone tell that just by looking at it?

/knows nothing about grenades


Does it have a Big Farking Hole™ drilled in the bottom?
If so, it's inert. Demilled weapons must be easily identifiable by law. The TSA are just so low in brainpower that they can't tell that something has been demilled and turned into a harmless hunk of metal. These are the same kind of moronic scum who freak out when they find a spent fiberglass tube from a LAW rocket launcher. Despite the fact that it is functionally the same a bubba's fired rifle cartridge key fob, they have to go into panicky sheep mode.

/Can we all be a bit more intelligent about what actually constitutes a danger?
 
2013-07-30 09:45:00 AM
 
2013-07-30 10:01:07 AM

runescorpio: some brave man found a rusty grenade once. This is his story


[blink, blink...... wtf?]

HOLY SHIAT!!!

That's like a "What to do when you find a grenade" manual except that it was printed on opposite day.
 
2013-07-30 10:05:04 AM

fredklein: "The grenade was inert"


I'd much rather have inertialess grenades.
 
2013-07-30 11:53:40 AM
is this posted at the airport???
 
2013-07-30 03:04:45 PM
Even a broke clock is right twice a day.
 
2013-07-30 04:30:56 PM

fredklein: "The grenade was inert"

In other words, it was not "a grenade" it was the shell of a grenade, and thus it was not a threat to anyone.


But it was scary!
 
2013-07-30 09:20:46 PM

WelldeadLink: fredklein: "The grenade was inert"

I'd much rather have inertialess grenades.


Wait, I meant grenades which make things become inertialess.
An explosive grenade which is inertialess would be a bad thing in an atmosphere -- it would stop moving as soon as it hit some air molecules.
 
2013-07-30 09:29:09 PM

groppet: But it was scary!


The TSAs blue-shirts have to pretend everything is scary - even cupcakes. Otherwise, the plebes will demand we stop paying them.
 
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