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(Chronicle Herald)   Man accused of impersonating police. FARK: the smoking police   (thechronicleherald.ca) divider line 24
    More: Strange, impersonating a police officer, smoking police, psychiatric assessment  
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2013-07-30 01:04:30 AM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-07-30 01:10:00 AM  
Oh shiat. You can get busted for that?

How about the FBI? Is it okay to impersonate the FBI?

/Federal Boobs Inspector
 
2013-07-30 01:20:59 AM  
Well damn, there goes my weed police idea.
 
2013-07-30 01:26:55 AM  
Lulz...  GIS of weed police turned up this adorable pic

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-30 01:27:29 AM  
Another Republican presidential contender, put lipstick on that turd and make him look pretty.
 
2013-07-30 01:28:33 AM  
Hoskins freed Peavey on $1,000 bail and ordered him to have no contact with four individuals and to stay away from alcohol and illicit drugs.

Hey guys, I think we just found the solution to the drug war.  Obviously legislation doesn't work.  Let's have the judicial branch order everyone to stay away from them.  I think we've got this thing solved now.

I don't understand why people answer their doors anyway.  If I'm not expecting someone or I don't recognize them, I'm not answering the door - that goes for the cops too.
 
2013-07-30 01:33:53 AM  

Mister Buttons: Lulz...  GIS of weed police turned up this adorable pic

[i.imgur.com image 300x300]


Admit it. That's you Mister buttons, isn't it? Who is it? Who is it? It's you, isn't it?
 
2013-07-30 01:40:17 AM  
What a smoking police officer might look like.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-30 01:56:51 AM  
He was just trying to sell the perps e-cigs...door to door style.
 
2013-07-30 02:17:28 AM  
The Smoke Police
Nicotine in your head
The Smoke Police
When you light-up in bed
The Smoke Police
They're coming to arrest me, oh no
 
2013-07-30 02:29:07 AM  

Mister Buttons: Lulz...  GIS of weed police turned up this adorable pic


i.imgur.com

Damn, she is adorable.

But what's that thing with the bag in its mouth?
 
2013-07-30 02:42:06 AM  

Amos Quito: Mister Buttons: Lulz...  GIS of weed police turned up this adorable pic

[i.imgur.com image 300x300]

Damn, she is adorable.

But what's that thing with the bag in its mouth?


The humane society should use this for their ads because I wouldn't hesitate to adopt a dog that brought me weed.
 
2013-07-30 02:43:46 AM  
He's also not allowed to have any type of police or security guard uniforms and badges and he's not allowed to have any weapons, including replica and toy guns.


I guess dressing up in vintage Laser Tag gear is out of the question
 
2013-07-30 02:58:37 AM  

gfid: Hoskins freed Peavey on $1,000 bail and ordered him to have no contact with four individuals and to stay away from alcohol and illicit drugs.

Hey guys, I think we just found the solution to the drug war.  Obviously legislation doesn't work.  Let's have the judicial branch order everyone to stay away from them.  I think we've got this thing solved now.

I don't understand why people answer their doors anyway.  If I'm not expecting someone or I don't recognize them, I'm not answering the door - that goes for the cops too.


It keeps me from having to deal with teenagers trying to sell me magazine subscriptions and half-melted candy bars also.
 
2013-07-30 03:20:36 AM  
Did someone say Laser Tag?  fark yeah!
 
2013-07-30 03:30:31 AM  
What is his fark handle?
 
2013-07-30 03:31:23 AM  
shiat, first damned post.  that's what happens when I get up at 2:15am for work.
 
Skr
2013-07-30 03:41:48 AM  

Mister Buttons: Lulz...  GIS of weed police turned up this adorable pic

[i.imgur.com image 300x300]


Cute and all, but teaching a dog to do that might not be the smartest of things. It could decide to bring it out at really unfortunate times or worse...( to paraphrase )
userserve-ak.last.fm

"Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Yorkie in it"
 
2013-07-30 04:33:44 AM  
well - good he not the grammer, police
 
2013-07-30 05:09:08 AM  
Man, anti smoking Nazis sure take that shiat seriously.
 
2013-07-30 07:50:14 AM  
 
2013-07-30 07:52:46 AM  
and ordered him to have no contact with four individuals

Did they tell him which four?
 
2013-07-30 08:10:57 AM  

susler: and ordered him to have no contact with four individuals

Did they tell him which four?


I hate it when I get a phone call and some guy tells me if I don't stop banging his wife, he'll kill me, then he hangs up before I get his name.
 
2013-07-30 08:34:15 AM  
Why couldn't he just stop bikers from blowing through stop signs or something else useful?
 
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