ambassador_ahab: Normally I recommend that everyone masturbate furiously.
tbeatty: "Farklibs apoplectic at concept of hate the sin, love the sinner. News at 11."
Lionel Mandrake: Oh, well! Mysterious Way's and all that!!
Lawnchair: In other words, he sees things exactly like they do in Iran. Ghey. Cannot abide. One partner lives as female/male? Okay.
tinfoil-hat maggie: /Pansexual is such a nice term but most people don't know it.
revrendjim: Granted it gets a little complicated, but how can you be transgender without being in some sense homosexual?
PainInTheASP: "Like someone of the same sex? Fine. Then change."
codergirl42: FuryOfFirestorm: codergirl42: TheJoe03: codergirl42: Well, my husband is attracted to men and women but he prefers to identify as gay, although I'd consider him straight.Maybe it's like how American society considers half white and half black people "black"./is there a "one drop" (no pun intended) rule for sexuality?Yes, You Can Be A Golden Gay If Youve Never Had Straight sex."Gold Star Gays" are gay guys that never had sex with a woman"Double Gold Star Gays" never had sex with a woman and were born via C-Section.I'm a Triple Gold Star Gay because in addition to the former and the latter, my mom became a lesbian after I was born. I infected her with my gayness.Do you feel special?
profplump: Now if only we were legally allowed to change our height. Oh wait, we are, because height isn't an attribute the government/society finds relevant to the way we are expected to treat people. The whole idea that there's any need to officially put people into box A or box B based on the conditions of their birth is ridiculous and essentially guarantees discrimination based on that label.
TheJoe03: tbeatty: Not at all. Who you stroke to soak the floor is your business. Nothing wrong with it. Your parents might still love you when you come out. Just thought you should know before the engagement and introductions. "We met in prison" isn't going to fool many people so you should be prepared when you try to explain it's a vag that makes your needle smell funny (and not the good funny).Again, how did you turn a conversation about female ejaculation into one about male prison sex? Stop projecting so much./still not even sure how a male can squirt, you must jizz like crazy.
codergirl42: TheJoe03: codergirl42: Well, my husband is attracted to men and women but he prefers to identify as gay, although I'd consider him straight.Maybe it's like how American society considers half white and half black people "black"./is there a "one drop" (no pun intended) rule for sexuality?Yes, You Can Be A Golden Gay If Youve Never Had Straight sex.
tbeatty: They are called "men". Just so you know.
Inchoate: Pat Robertson has gone to plaid. That or he's playing an elaborate game of human-compassion chicken with Pope Francis.
Lionel Mandrake: "I think there are men who are in a woman's body,"Sounds like a pretty egregious mistake for God to put a man in a woman's body.Oh, well! Mysterious Way's and all that!!♪♫la-lal-la-la♪♫ Hey, Honey BooBoo's on!!
Marine1: not sure why he's making statements about Phil Collins' work...
TheJoe03: First weed and now this? Good shiat.
Xanadone: I think Robertson's been kidnapped by aliens and replaced with a look-a-like. The idea that Pat would say something somewhat sane and humane on this subject just doesn't compute.
Cyno01: If you want people to stop equating gender identity with sexuality, then maybe the lgbtqcbbqasdf community or whatever acronym they're using for themselves this week should split.
bmihura: I like that line of thinking.
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