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2013-07-30 04:00:20 AM

TheJoe03: tbeatty: Not at all.  Who you stroke to soak the floor is your business.  Nothing wrong with it.  Your parents might still love you when you come out.  Just thought you should know before the engagement and introductions.  "We met in prison" isn't going to fool many people so you should be prepared when you try to explain it's a vag that makes your needle smell funny (and not the good funny).

Again, how did you turn a conversation about female ejaculation into one about male prison sex? Stop projecting so much.

/still not even sure how a male can squirt, you must jizz like crazy.


When a male engages in prostate play, sometimes it can cause ejaculation just from prostate stimulation. Sounds like he required full penetration, not just analingius.
 
2013-07-30 04:16:32 AM

revrendjim: cman: Christianity finds homosexuality as a sin

Transgenderism isn't homosexuality

Granted it gets a little complicated, but how can you be transgender without being in some sense homosexual?


Cause you don't identify with the gender you are born with. It this so hard to grasp?
 
2013-07-30 04:55:09 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: alienated: tinfoil-hat maggie: alienated: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Pat Robertson is a leprechaun.

I have already been proclaimed Queen of the Leprechaun folks, as at 5 10, I am short- and I will have you know he is NOT one of our people. More of a Brownie or a Pixie. I seriously doubt he is, in any manner associated with any of the Sidhe. Not by blood.

Um, wait you're 5'10" how you doin' : )

/I'm guessing west coast is a silly place.
//Okay I went to LA once, did not like.

I've been to Alabama, but without a musical instrument at a joint, or on a joint.

Well you see in the south we have cities/towns that are nothing like the rest of the state. It's true, granted they always try to creep in. Before you know it you got cars up on blocks and guys rebuilding the engine and not to mention their are times when couches become front porch accessories :/


in other words- lots of porches everywhere. I keep thinking of Mobile as a giant oil/.gas platform ...I know- that wrong.
 
2013-07-30 06:12:04 AM

revrendjim: cman: Christianity finds homosexuality as a sin

Transgenderism isn't homosexuality

Granted it gets a little complicated, but how can you be transgender without being in some sense homosexual?


There are people who transition, but remain attracted to the opposite sex of their birth gender. Gender Identity and Sexual Orientation are completely separate concepts.
 
2013-07-30 06:24:13 AM

rdpeete1986: There are people who transition, but remain attracted to the opposite sex of their birth gender. Gender Identity and Sexual Orientation are completely separate concepts.


I AGREE whole heartedly that sexual orientation and gender identity are not related but it is a form of homosexuality.

I have several friends that transitioned (and are happy and wonderful people)

For example...

If you were born male, and transitioned to being female, and then love men - that is (complicated I know) "former male loving men". Even if we (and we should) fully respect that person's chosen identity (and I do) That does not erase their previous identity, it just changes it.

If you were born male, and transitioned to being female, and remain loving women - that is (again complicated) "female loving other females". Again if we fully respect that person's chosen identity, then that is homosexual in the more obvious sense.

so either way, it is a form of homosexuality ... just not as obviously as straight out homosexuality.

Both exist and neither of those sexuality choices were related (necessarily) to gender identity or caused by it. But both are (in a very different way) a "form" of homosexuality.

Now if only I could convince people that not all homosexuals have a difficulty with gender identity (most people who I talk to about sexuality assume that two gay guys - one is always the girl... frustrating)

// Bisexual for the record, and comfortable in my gender identity
/ Really sad to see people who mess with other's people's choices, really proud to see people openly be and do what they want.
 
2013-07-30 07:18:53 AM

swaniefrmreddeer: Pat's been watching the pope and realizes people like you more when don't act like a giant douche. He ain't foolin' nobody.


I would say that the very act of accepting the job of boss of the world's largest child-rape cult qualifies as "acting like a giant douche".
 
2013-07-30 07:24:28 AM
I still have no idea what Pan's inverted, hooved leg is called!
 
2013-07-30 07:54:59 AM
Pat's Cheese Steaks
 
2013-07-30 09:05:52 AM
So is Phelps gonna protest Robertson now?
 
2013-07-30 09:20:37 AM

Lewdy: swaniefrmreddeer: Pat's been watching the pope and realizes people like you more when don't act like a giant douche. He ain't foolin' nobody.

I would say that the very act of accepting the job of boss of the world's largest child-rape cult qualifies as "acting like a giant douche".


Catholicism is not a cult... child rapists sure... assholes, sure, reprehensible scumbags sure ...
... anyone with the charisma and desire to lead that organization is quid pro quo entirely unsuitable for the job (sorry for the paraphrasing Douglas Adams you god damned legend and one of my heroes)

Gotta say though, Francis is a LOT better than the last two (still not sure that that isnt just because he is better at pretending but so... JP was evil and Benedict was uber evil, this one is better at fooling or perhaps better.

Pat on the other hand I AGREE aint anywhere near as good as your proposed teacher of him, too many years of being an obviously evil douche to go back now Pat - or to quote someone I have recent respect for ....

 He ain't foolin' nobody.
 
2013-07-30 09:32:20 AM
Why does anyone give a sh*t what he says?
Just another old, white man who thinks he knows what god wants.
Why would any god need his help?
 
2013-07-30 09:33:00 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Yep, generally sexuality is who you want to have sex with, gender identity is who you wanna be when you have sex with that person. That's way simplified to the point of being incorrect. But well these threads are usually at a 3rd grade level.



I'd abstract that (further), gender is independent of sexuality. Gender is simply who you want to be (or, better said, who you are) regardless of whether you want to have sex at all.
 
2013-07-30 09:44:19 AM

Inflatable Rhetoric: Why does anyone give a sh*t what he says?
Just another old, white man who thinks he knows what god wants.
Why would any god need his help?



Because unfortunately the reality is that a lot of people take what he and others like him say to heart, or mind. Whatever.

Think of it like a game of Othello: easier to change one mind at the top and let the sheeple follow suit rather than teach all the sheeple to think first. It's just pragmatic at this point.
 
2013-07-30 10:07:23 AM

optikeye: Especially when it's not your place to "Condemn somebody for doing that"


I love when I don't have to wade through a large thread because someone already made my post for me.
 
2013-07-30 12:01:17 PM

codergirl42: FuryOfFirestorm: codergirl42: TheJoe03: codergirl42: Well, my husband is attracted to men and women but he prefers to identify as gay, although I'd consider him straight.

Maybe it's like how American society considers half white and half black people "black".

/is there a "one drop" (no pun intended) rule for sexuality?

Yes, You Can Be A Golden Gay If Youve Never Had Straight sex.

"Gold Star Gays" are gay guys that never had sex with a woman

"Double Gold Star Gays" never had sex with a woman and were born via C-Section.

I'm a Triple Gold Star Gay because in addition to the former and the latter, my mom became a lesbian after I was born. I infected her with my gayness.

Do you feel special?


You mean, beside my usual gay powers which let me set up straight girls with the man of their dreams, make the perfect souffle, pick out the best wine to go with it, and redecorate the most slovenly hovel into a home worthy of the cover of Architectural Digest? No, not really.

But if I mention that I'm a Triple Gold Star Gay at the movie theater, I get a free small soda!
 
2013-07-30 01:07:08 PM
I swear this is the beginning of conservatives twisting LGBT rights to look like it was their idea all along and that liberals were the real homophobes.
 
2013-07-30 01:07:16 PM

Oldiron_79: So is Phelps gonna protest Robertson now?


Phelps' doctrine is that anyone not a part of his church is evil and going to hell. So wouldn't be surprised.

When are we going to go Meta and get One Million Moms to launch a protest.
 
2013-07-30 01:27:47 PM
Transgenderism is an Affectation.
 
2013-07-30 05:23:17 PM

letrole: Transgenderism is an Affectation.


eat at Pat's

jschumacher.typepad.com
 
2013-07-30 10:09:40 PM

leonel: I swear this is the beginning of conservatives twisting LGBT rights to look like it was their idea all along and that liberals were the real homophobes.


I dunno - I'm pretty sure there's a limit to how much cognitive dissonance a mind can handle before it collapses.

/I hope...
 
2013-07-31 12:51:07 AM

rdpeete1986: revrendjim: cman: Christianity finds homosexuality as a sin

Transgenderism isn't homosexuality

Granted it gets a little complicated, but how can you be transgender without being in some sense homosexual?

There are people who transition, but remain attracted to the opposite sex of their birth gender. Gender Identity and Sexual Orientation are completely separate concepts.


I'm personally of the opinion that there are times when we should eschew the terms "homosexual" and "heterosexual" in favor of "gynephile" and "androphile."  Not just when talking about transgender folks, but there are other times when they're really more useful than "heterosexual" and "homosexual."

For example, instead of saying "here's a picture of a handsome naked man for the ladies to enjoy ... well, the heterosexual ladies .... and the gay men,  too, not to mention you crazy bisexuals,"  I could just say ""here's a picture of a handsome naked man for the androphiles to enjoy" and be done with it.  When the central point is which sex you are attracted TO (rather than whether or not the sex you are attracted to happens to be your own), it really makes more sense to reflect that with a single word than constructions like "gay men, bisexuals, and heterosexual women."
 
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