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2013-07-30 12:48:33 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Well true but you're hitting trolltastic territory here. Just saying.
/You are sounding like a 3rd grader.


Lulz, not trying to troll.  My actual point is that when I think of the people I love and care about, I think of who they are as people, and not necessarily some specific category they fall into.  More like, "this is my friend Jenny, and here are the amazing things I enjoy about our friendship, etc etc."

That being said, I would be the first to admit that I have (at best) the emotional maturity of a 3rd grader, so no surprise if it sounds that way.
 
2013-07-30 12:50:59 AM

ambassador_ahab: revrendjim: but how can you be transgender without being in some sense homosexual?

Well, I knew a person in college who was born a male, with a fully operating penis and everything.  This person identified as a male until around my sophomore year of college.  At that point, I lived abroad for 1/2 year.  The next year when I returned, this person was now female (hormone therapy and everything,) and I barely recognized "her."  Interestingly, she identified as a lesbian at the time I returned.

So she was apparently a lesbian woman trapped inside a man's body, and corrected it with a sex-change operation.

So if she had decided she was a "he," and not transgender, then the person would be heterosexual.  But because the person was transgender, the person was homosexual from the perspective of their new identity.


Kind of how Chastity Bono was a gay woman, and now Chaz Bono is a straight man, correct?
 
2013-07-30 12:54:33 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: ambassador_ahab: tinfoil-hat maggie: I say yes if all parties are agreed : )

Let's assume, arguendo, that "consenting" in this instance includes "figure out how to properly label/classify the activity at some point in the future, and get to business for now."

Why do do you need to classify/label it? If people are agreed on what they're willing to do what does it mater?


Don't need to.  You could get off by taking a shiat on the carpet.  Just don't do it on MY carpet, and I don't care.  It's like the neighbor that lets their dog shiat on your lawn.  You complain and they think it's okay to let the dog pee on your lawn after you complain and pick up the shiat.  In reality, just keep your dog on your own lawn and no one cares.
 
2013-07-30 12:59:21 AM

codergirl42: ambassador_ahab: codergirl42: I'm transgender and I identify as bisexual, even though I married a man

So were you born with a Y chromosome?

I was born with a Y chromosome. I could identify as homosexual but then people say, "but you married a man", with a confused look on their face. I otherwise have a fairly vanilla heterosexual relationship with my husband. He identifies himself as gay, and I can relate to that, but it does get a little complicated. I am attracted to men and women so it's better easier if I just identify as Bi. I'm actually comfortable with all three designations so it can sometimes change based on the situation.


So let me get this straight (tee hee)...you were born a biological male, transitioned to female, and married a male who likes other males? Yeah...calling yourself bisexual sounds a lot less complicated. 8^)
 
2013-07-30 12:59:32 AM

tbeatty: ambassador_ahab: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: but some women can really spray the field down with fertilizer when they masturbate.

No shiat.  I witnessed the full power of this not long ago, when she managed to soak through the sheets, the mattress, the box-spring, and maybe even the carpet below the bed.

I mean, I've been with women who could...secrete some fluid, but I'd never encountered anything like this before.  I was like, "holy shiat!"

They are called "men".  Just so you know.


Some women are inherent gushers. Some women squirt like they're an oil pipeline that sprung a leak. If you spend a moment on giving a woman what they want, you'll be surprised on what is or is not "socially normal" behavior.
 
2013-07-30 01:00:54 AM

tbeatty: They are called "men".  Just so you know.


You're just mad that your needle dick never made a woman squirt.
 
2013-07-30 01:02:20 AM

ambassador_ahab: codergirl42: He identifies himself as gay, and I can relate to that, but it does get a little complicated. I am attracted to men and women so it's better easier if I just identify as Bi.

If I just saw you walking down the street, I'd probably assume you were female.  After dating someone that was trans, I quit identifying as anything (why must we throw a label on it?)


I have a friend who dates both women and she-males, and I consider him straight, even though that technically makes him bisexual.
 
2013-07-30 01:03:00 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: If you spend a moment on giving a woman what they want, you'll be surprised on what is or is not "socially normal" behavior.


Oh, I didn't tell her to stop.  I'd just never encountered such a thing before.
 
2013-07-30 01:04:39 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: ambassador_ahab: codergirl42: He identifies himself as gay, and I can relate to that, but it does get a little complicated. I am attracted to men and women so it's better easier if I just identify as Bi.

If I just saw you walking down the street, I'd probably assume you were female.  After dating someone that was trans, I quit identifying as anything (why must we throw a label on it?)

I have a friend who dates both women and she-males, and I consider him straight, even though that technically makes him bisexual.


He dates trans-women not shemales.
 
2013-07-30 01:07:12 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: codergirl42: ambassador_ahab: codergirl42: I'm transgender and I identify as bisexual, even though I married a man

So were you born with a Y chromosome?

I was born with a Y chromosome. I could identify as homosexual but then people say, "but you married a man", with a confused look on their face. I otherwise have a fairly vanilla heterosexual relationship with my husband. He identifies himself as gay, and I can relate to that, but it does get a little complicated. I am attracted to men and women so it's better easier if I just identify as Bi. I'm actually comfortable with all three designations so it can sometimes change based on the situation.

So let me get this straight (tee hee)...you were born a biological male, transitioned to female, and married a male who likes other males? Yeah...calling yourself bisexual sounds a lot less complicated. 8^)


Well, my husband is attracted to men and women but he prefers to identify as gay, although I'd consider him straight.
 
2013-07-30 01:10:06 AM

codergirl42: FuryOfFirestorm: ambassador_ahab: codergirl42: He identifies himself as gay, and I can relate to that, but it does get a little complicated. I am attracted to men and women so it's better easier if I just identify as Bi.

If I just saw you walking down the street, I'd probably assume you were female.  After dating someone that was trans, I quit identifying as anything (why must we throw a label on it?)

I have a friend who dates both women and she-males, and I consider him straight, even though that technically makes him bisexual.

He dates trans-women not shemales.


Mea culpa. I'm not quite familiar with the proper terms.
 
2013-07-30 01:10:28 AM
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2013-07-30 01:10:54 AM

codergirl42: Well, my husband is attracted to men and women but he prefers to identify as gay, although I'd consider him straight.


Maybe it's like how American society considers half white and half black people "black".

/is there a "one drop" (no pun intended) rule for sexuality?
 
2013-07-30 01:12:20 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Look at all the FarkLibbies getting all red-assed butthurt because some old televangelist agrees with them.

You pitiful bastards, the lot of ya.
 
2013-07-30 01:21:58 AM

TheJoe03: tbeatty: They are called "men".  Just so you know.

You're just mad that your needle dick never made a woman squirt.


Naah, you're just uncomfortable that your needle made a man soak the carpet.  Your satisfaction that their super dry "vagina' made a sticky mess on the floor from their giant "clitoris" and the response that it was "your turn" in the prison cell followed by your blackout is something your therapist is working on.

/Therapist: "You're in denial."
//You: No! I really wanted to make the only woman housed in the State Correctional Facility for Men come in buckets when she was assigned to my cell.  And I did!!
 
2013-07-30 01:24:49 AM

TheJoe03: codergirl42: Well, my husband is attracted to men and women but he prefers to identify as gay, although I'd consider him straight.

Maybe it's like how American society considers half white and half black people "black".

/is there a "one drop" (no pun intended) rule for sexuality?


Yes, You Can Be A Golden Gay If Youve Never Had Straight sex.
 
2013-07-30 01:27:41 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: codergirl42: FuryOfFirestorm: ambassador_ahab: codergirl42: He identifies himself as gay, and I can relate to that, but it does get a little complicated. I am attracted to men and women so it's better easier if I just identify as Bi.

If I just saw you walking down the street, I'd probably assume you were female.  After dating someone that was trans, I quit identifying as anything (why must we throw a label on it?)

I have a friend who dates both women and she-males, and I consider him straight, even though that technically makes him bisexual.

He dates trans-women not shemales.

Mea culpa. I'm not quite familiar with the proper terms.


Well now you know.
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-30 01:28:04 AM

tbeatty: Naah, you're just uncomfortable that your needle made a man soak the carpet.


Protip: Men don't have vaginas or squirt.

/not only are you a racist, but also a creepy homophobe that doesn't know women squirt.
 
2013-07-30 01:30:55 AM

codergirl42: TheJoe03: codergirl42: Well, my husband is attracted to men and women but he prefers to identify as gay, although I'd consider him straight.

Maybe it's like how American society considers half white and half black people "black".

/is there a "one drop" (no pun intended) rule for sexuality?

Yes, You Can Be A Golden Gay If Youve Never Had Straight sex.


I didn't know about that till I watched the L Word.
/But yea there are many gay men and women that have never been with the opposite sex.
 
2013-07-30 01:32:01 AM

Lochsteppe: show me: optikeye: I don't think there's any sin associated with that. I don't condemn somebody for doing that."


You know Pat...I don't give a flying fark at rolling doughnut what you think, as if your an arbertrator of what's sin or not. That ego you have..that even to make what you "Think" is sin or not is amazingly self-serving.
Especially when it's not your place to "Condemn somebody for doing that"...HELLO..you can't do that unless you think farken GOD---asshole.

This is the most asshole comment I have ever seen. Hating someone for who you think they are rather than their comments. I don't like the dude much either, but in this case he said something halfway decent.

Pat Robertson might sleep with you.


I've always wanted a mancougar. Yawwwwr!
 
2013-07-30 01:33:07 AM

codergirl42: TheJoe03: codergirl42: Well, my husband is attracted to men and women but he prefers to identify as gay, although I'd consider him straight.

Maybe it's like how American society considers half white and half black people "black".

/is there a "one drop" (no pun intended) rule for sexuality?

Yes, You Can Be A Golden Gay If Youve Never Had Straight sex.


"Gold Star Gays" are gay guys that never had sex with a woman

"Double Gold Star Gays" never had sex with a woman and were born via C-Section.

I'm a Triple Gold Star Gay because in addition to the former and the latter, my mom became a lesbian after I was born. I infected her with my gayness.
 
2013-07-30 01:34:01 AM
Dear Pat Robertson,

Go into the light already you stupid fark.

Sincerely,

Me
 
2013-07-30 01:37:45 AM

TheJoe03: tbeatty: Naah, you're just uncomfortable that your needle made a man soak the carpet.

Protip: Men don't have vaginas or squirt.


Protip: if you're sticking you're needle in a dry hole and they squirt all over the floor while the hole is still dry and their Adams apple makes a low moaning growl, it ain't a vag.
 
2013-07-30 01:41:13 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: codergirl42: TheJoe03: codergirl42: Well, my husband is attracted to men and women but he prefers to identify as gay, although I'd consider him straight.

Maybe it's like how American society considers half white and half black people "black".

/is there a "one drop" (no pun intended) rule for sexuality?

Yes, You Can Be A Golden Gay If Youve Never Had Straight sex.

"Gold Star Gays" are gay guys that never had sex with a woman

"Double Gold Star Gays" never had sex with a woman and were born via C-Section.

I'm a Triple Gold Star Gay because in addition to the former and the latter, my mom became a lesbian after I was born. I infected her with my gayness.


Do you feel special?
 
2013-07-30 01:41:33 AM

tbeatty: Protip: if you're sticking you're needle in a dry hole and they squirt all over the floor while the hole is still dry and their Adams apple makes a low moaning growl, it ain't a vag.


I'm still not sure what female ejaculation has to do with transsexuals or men. Are you retarded?
 
2013-07-30 01:43:26 AM

hardinparamedic: profplump: Now if only we were legally allowed to change our height.

[i.imgur.com image 400x400]


By "change our height" I mean things like "wear lifts/heels" or "slouch" or any of the other things you could do to change your "social height" -- your height as it appears to others. I realize actually changing the length of your femur is somewhat more involved, but so is gender reassignment surgery. My point is even though your height is fairly static over your adult life it isn't registered as an immutable fact in anyone's database, and we don't treat you poorly for choosing to make adjustments to it. There's no reason for us to treat gender any differently. You shouldn't have to "legally" change your gender because it shouldn't be a legal fact in the first place.
 
2013-07-30 01:44:29 AM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Pat Robertson is a leprechaun.


I have already been proclaimed Queen of the Leprechaun folks, as at 5 10, I am short- and I will have you know he is NOT one of our people. More of a Brownie or a Pixie. I seriously doubt he is, in any manner associated with any of the Sidhe. Not by blood.
 
2013-07-30 01:58:53 AM

TheHighlandHowler: He also thinks pot should be legal.


And that is why he is wrong.
 
2013-07-30 01:59:20 AM

TheJoe03: tbeatty: Protip: if you're sticking you're needle in a dry hole and they squirt all over the floor while the hole is still dry and their Adams apple makes a low moaning growl, it ain't a vag.

I'm still not sure what female ejaculation has to do with men.


It's a subtle difference lost on you, apparently.  Have you spent time outside of prison or with women?
 
2013-07-30 02:01:02 AM

alienated: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Pat Robertson is a leprechaun.

I have already been proclaimed Queen of the Leprechaun folks, as at 5 10, I am short- and I will have you know he is NOT one of our people. More of a Brownie or a Pixie. I seriously doubt he is, in any manner associated with any of the Sidhe. Not by blood.


Um, wait you're 5'10" how you doin' : )

/I'm guessing west coast is a silly place.
//Okay I went to LA once, did not like.
 
2013-07-30 02:02:07 AM

tbeatty: TheJoe03: tbeatty: Protip: if you're sticking you're needle in a dry hole and they squirt all over the floor while the hole is still dry and their Adams apple makes a low moaning growl, it ain't a vag.

I'm still not sure what female ejaculation has to do with men.

It's a subtle difference lost on you, apparently.  Have you spent time outside of prison or with women?


snerk
 
2013-07-30 02:04:19 AM

tbeatty: It's a subtle difference lost on you, apparently.  Have you spent time outside of prison or with women?


Are you projecting or something?
 
2013-07-30 02:11:36 AM

tbeatty: TheJoe03: tbeatty: Naah, you're just uncomfortable that your needle made a man soak the carpet.

Protip: Men don't have vaginas or squirt.

Protip: if you're sticking you're needle in a dry hole and they squirt all over the floor while the hole is still dry and their Adams apple makes a low moaning growl, it ain't a vag.


Protip 1: If you call your penis a needle, that's your problem
Protip 2: It's YOUR needle, not YOU ARE needle .
 
2013-07-30 02:13:53 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: codergirl42: FuryOfFirestorm: ambassador_ahab: codergirl42: He identifies himself as gay, and I can relate to that, but it does get a little complicated. I am attracted to men and women so it's better easier if I just identify as Bi.

If I just saw you walking down the street, I'd probably assume you were female.  After dating someone that was trans, I quit identifying as anything (why must we throw a label on it?)

I have a friend who dates both women and she-males, and I consider him straight, even though that technically makes him bisexual.

He dates trans-women not shemales.

Mea culpa. I'm not quite familiar with the proper terms.


Meh. The error is mostly one of connotation. She-male would imply his "dates" are hookers in the business of selling the "chicks with dicks" fantasy. That's a whole 'nuther thing...
 
2013-07-30 02:20:53 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: codergirl42: TheJoe03: codergirl42: Well, my husband is attracted to men and women but he prefers to identify as gay, although I'd consider him straight.

Maybe it's like how American society considers half white and half black people "black".

/is there a "one drop" (no pun intended) rule for sexuality?

Yes, You Can Be A Golden Gay If Youve Never Had Straight sex.

"Gold Star Gays" are gay guys that never had sex with a woman

"Double Gold Star Gays" never had sex with a woman and were born via C-Section.

I'm a Triple Gold Star Gay because in addition to the former and the latter, my mom became a lesbian after I was born. I infected her with my gayness.


That's nearly the most purestly gay thing I can imagine. Kudos!
 
2013-07-30 02:21:32 AM

revrendjim: cman: revrendjim: cman: Christianity finds homosexuality as a sin

Transgenderism isn't homosexuality

Granted it gets a little complicated, but how can you be transgender without being in some sense homosexual?

Homosexuality is about sex with someone of the same gender

Transgenderism is about gender alone.

Not all transgendered people engage in sexual relations with members of their same biological sex

I don't really care who farks who, but I was thinking logically: If in your life you have officially been both genders, then regardless of which one you prefer it is possible to connect the dots in a homo way.


You're right after a fashion: while being transsexual and being bisexual or gay may not be related logically or in reality, they are connected in some people's minds; therefore transsexual folk (not to mention transgender* folk in general) will be PERCEIVED as gay by many people, whether or not they REALLY are.

To give an example I've used before in previous Fark threads: both  Matt Kailey and Chaz Bono are ftm transsexuals: they consider themselves to be male but were born with female bodies.  Bono has, or had, a girlfriend, whereas Kailey considered himself to be a gay man.

If you accept them as men, then Kailey is a gay man and Bono is a straight male; but if you see them as "deluded women who have mutilated their bodies" (and I know they're in the thread already) then I suppose you must see Bono as being a "lesbian."  But either way, I guess you'd have to agree that at least one of them is gay.

Honestly, there is so much overlap between transphobia and homophobia that I'm quite shocked to find out that someone as homophobic as Pat Robertson is NOT transphobic.

*There is a difference between being transgender and being transsexual but I won't go into it right now.
 
2013-07-30 02:29:06 AM

Super Chronic: cman: revrendjim: cman: Christianity finds homosexuality as a sin

Transgenderism isn't homosexuality

Granted it gets a little complicated, but how can you be transgender without being in some sense homosexual?

Homosexuality is about sex with someone of the same gender

Transgenderism is about gender alone.

Not all transgendered people engage in sexual relations with members of their same biological sex

Is that really true?  Is there someone who's like "I'm a woman trapped inside a man's body... but that woman is a lesbian who likes other women"?  And in Robertson-land, does that count as hetero (considering that in TFA he says he's still not down with the concept without the operation)?  Honest questions.


Yes.  For all the people like to joke about it, "lesbian trapped in a man's body" is real.  As is "gay man trapped in a woman's body."    Matt Kailey is a gay transsman, for example.   Bethany Black describes herself as a "lesbian, transsexual comedian."
 
2013-07-30 02:36:53 AM

ciberido: There is a difference between being transgender and being transsexual but I won't go into it right now.


It's true but yea it's pretty much useless trying to correct people in a Fark thread. Which is sad.
 
2013-07-30 02:37:59 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: ciberido: There is a difference between being transgender and being transsexual but I won't go into it right now.

It's true but yea it's pretty much useless trying to correct people in a Fark thread. Which is sad.


It's kinda the point of this thread, which is ultrasad.
 
2013-07-30 02:39:30 AM

tbeatty: TheJoe03: tbeatty: Protip: if you're sticking you're needle in a dry hole and they squirt all over the floor while the hole is still dry and their Adams apple makes a low moaning growl, it ain't a vag.

I'm still not sure what female ejaculation has to do with men.

It's a subtle difference lost on you, apparently.  Have you spent time outside of prison or with women?


Congratulations. You are now farkied in red#1 as "Homophobic child". I truly hope the attention helps keep you from leaving sh*tstains on your sheets tonight.
 
2013-07-30 02:39:45 AM

TheJoe03: tbeatty: It's a subtle difference lost on you, apparently.  Have you spent time outside of prison or with women?

Are you projecting or something?


Not at all.  Who you stroke to soak the floor is your business.  Nothing wrong with it.  Your parents might still love you when you come out.  Just thought you should know before the engagement and introductions.  "We met in prison" isn't going to fool many people so you should be prepared when you try to explain it's a vag that makes your needle smell funny (and not the good funny).
 
2013-07-30 02:45:39 AM

Fano: tinfoil-hat maggie: ciberido: There is a difference between being transgender and being transsexual but I won't go into it right now.

It's true but yea it's pretty much useless trying to correct people in a Fark thread. Which is sad.

It's kinda the point of this thread, which is ultrasad.


I'm not sure what you mean.
 
2013-07-30 02:46:21 AM

tbeatty: Not at all.  Who you stroke to soak the floor is your business.  Nothing wrong with it.  Your parents might still love you when you come out.  Just thought you should know before the engagement and introductions.  "We met in prison" isn't going to fool many people so you should be prepared when you try to explain it's a vag that makes your needle smell funny (and not the good funny).


Again, how did you turn a conversation about female ejaculation into one about male prison sex? Stop projecting so much.

/still not even sure how a male can squirt, you must jizz like crazy.
 
2013-07-30 02:48:54 AM
Labels are helpful. They're shorthand. I see nothing wrong with calling myself a straight man, even if it doesn't quite match exactly. Sure, I could introduce myself as a heterophobic libertine with motivational issues*, but why the f*ck would I?

*I'm very uncomfortable being physically close to, or having an intimate conversation with, straight men. I can handle gay men just fine even if I don't want to f*ck them. I don't really understand that, to be honest. It's the same kind of creepy-crawly sensation I get when forced to go the the mall on Christmas Eve: I don't care what I have to do, I want out of the situation RIGHT THE HELL NOW before I flip the hell out. If I felt the same way around all men, I could just chalk it up to being a homophobe and own it, but since gay men don't make me any more uncomfortable than ugly girls I'm pretty sure that's not it.
 
2013-07-30 02:49:51 AM

ciberido: *There is a difference between being transgender and being transsexual but I won't go into it right now.


All I know is both sections on Camster cost the same.
/I've been told
 
2013-07-30 02:51:39 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: alienated: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Pat Robertson is a leprechaun.

I have already been proclaimed Queen of the Leprechaun folks, as at 5 10, I am short- and I will have you know he is NOT one of our people. More of a Brownie or a Pixie. I seriously doubt he is, in any manner associated with any of the Sidhe. Not by blood.

Um, wait you're 5'10" how you doin' : )

/I'm guessing west coast is a silly place.
//Okay I went to LA once, did not like.


I've been to Alabama, but without a musical instrument at a joint, or on a joint.
 
2013-07-30 03:00:42 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Fano: tinfoil-hat maggie: ciberido: There is a difference between being transgender and being transsexual but I won't go into it right now.

It's true but yea it's pretty much useless trying to correct people in a Fark thread. Which is sad.

It's kinda the point of this thread, which is ultrasad.

I'm not sure what you mean.


This thread is a perfect point to explain the differences between homosexuals, transgenders, and transsexuals.
 
2013-07-30 03:01:31 AM

alienated: tinfoil-hat maggie: alienated: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Pat Robertson is a leprechaun.

I have already been proclaimed Queen of the Leprechaun folks, as at 5 10, I am short- and I will have you know he is NOT one of our people. More of a Brownie or a Pixie. I seriously doubt he is, in any manner associated with any of the Sidhe. Not by blood.

Um, wait you're 5'10" how you doin' : )

/I'm guessing west coast is a silly place.
//Okay I went to LA once, did not like.

I've been to Alabama, but without a musical instrument at a joint, or on a joint.


Well you see in the south we have cities/towns that are nothing like the rest of the state. It's true, granted they always try to creep in. Before you know it you got cars up on blocks and guys rebuilding the engine and not to mention their are times when couches become front porch accessories :/
 
2013-07-30 03:12:49 AM

Fano: tinfoil-hat maggie: Fano: tinfoil-hat maggie: ciberido: There is a difference between being transgender and being transsexual but I won't go into it right now.

It's true but yea it's pretty much useless trying to correct people in a Fark thread. Which is sad.

It's kinda the point of this thread, which is ultrasad.

I'm not sure what you mean.

This thread is a perfect point to explain the differences between homosexuals, transgenders, and transsexuals.


Except no one would listen. Okay fine, from wiki.
,Transgender,transsexual.
/Otherwise what I'm saying is read a bit,
 
2013-07-30 03:13:27 AM

TopoGigo: Labels are helpful. They're shorthand. I see nothing wrong with calling myself a straight man, even if it doesn't quite match exactly. Sure, I could introduce myself as a heterophobic libertine with motivational issues*, but why the f*ck would I?

*I'm very uncomfortable being physically close to, or having an intimate conversation with, straight men. I can handle gay men just fine even if I don't want to f*ck them. I don't really understand that, to be honest. It's the same kind of creepy-crawly sensation I get when forced to go the the mall on Christmas Eve: I don't care what I have to do, I want out of the situation RIGHT THE HELL NOW before I flip the hell out. If I felt the same way around all men, I could just chalk it up to being a homophobe and own it, but since gay men don't make me any more uncomfortable than ugly girls I'm pretty sure that's not it.


Heh. I'm much the same way, except I'm not all that fond of gay guys either (although they're often marginally more tolerable). Never really understood where it came from. I had male friends into my early 20s, and then one day, being around other guys in anything more than the most casual or impersonal of settings just felt...awkward and abrasive. And it was literally just "one day," as if someone flipped a switch.

We should totally hang out sometime, and talk about it!

/...wait, no.
 
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