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(KSLA Shreveport)   Woman trapped in overturned car, passerby A) stops to help B) heroically lifts vehicle off woman C) steals her cash that flew out of vehicle and runs away   ( divider line
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6314 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jul 2013 at 8:21 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-29 10:05:41 PM  
3 votes:
2013-07-29 09:22:57 PM  
3 votes:
Many years ago I worked in convenience store in an area filled with junkies. Most of them were also on methodone, so they would fall to sleep all over the place - on their feet even. Sometimes they would fall asleep 3 or 4 times whilst trying to count out change for smokes.

One woman fell alseep getting an ice cream out of the freezer - and her head fell right in the freezer. I was about to leave the counter to help her, but then one of her junky friends came in to help (or so I thought). Rather than lift her head out of the freezer, the "friend" went straight for her purse. Had to chase out the thief and pull the junky out of the freezer myself.

Another funny one fell asleep getting bread form the bread racks, fell forward, then panicked when they woke up with their head stuck in the rack. farking bread and displays from arsehole to breakfastime with this thrashing junky whore screaming "rape!", destroying half the store with her head still stuck in the rack.

/Good times.
2013-07-29 08:26:54 PM  
3 votes:
Could have been worse.
2013-07-29 11:27:12 PM  
2 votes:
Well, at least he didn't drop trou and say, "lady, this just ain't your day".
2013-07-29 11:09:31 PM  
2 votes:

2013-07-29 08:44:15 PM  
2 votes:

McDougal: Where's Zim when you need him?

BAH! I give up! Fark you, internet! There was supposed to be a picture of Invader Zim here but a quick GIS doesn't return any images smaller than a goddamn bedsheet.

/Invader Zim, ha ha
//fark it
2013-07-30 01:29:00 AM  
1 vote:
Ayn Rand approves. Self interest is the only moral good.
2013-07-30 12:25:14 AM  
1 vote:
I'm surprised they didn't steal the car
2013-07-29 10:56:36 PM  
1 vote:

TV's Vinnie: Bossier Police spokesperson Mark Natale says there are units out trying to find the man who took the cash, but they have been unable to provide a detailed description that could help identify a suspect.

Well, that's what happens when there's no Meddling Kids nearby. The guy is gonna get away with it.

Seems like someone was close enough to identify that the suspect had testicles.

Pity they couldn't describe clothing, hair color, age, race, etc...
2013-07-29 10:21:05 PM  
1 vote:
Must be a CEO.
2013-07-29 09:29:02 PM  
1 vote:
A "wad" of cash? Gotta be drug money. Better that he got to it before the cops seized it.

//in LA? You'd better believe it.
2013-07-29 08:49:55 PM  
1 vote:
Witnesses told police they saw a man snatch the cash out of the street and head east on Barksdale on foot, while the woman remained trapped in her overturned Toyota.

Biatch has a ride and a car full of Benjamins while I'm footin' it to my job at McD's? Get your own self out and right-side up.
2013-07-29 08:31:24 PM  
1 vote:
What a sack of shiat! Hope he gets a very aggressive cancer. Soon.
2013-07-29 08:26:47 PM  
1 vote:
Where's Zim when you need him?
2013-07-29 08:26:06 PM  
1 vote:
Hey Louisiana - this is why you can't have nice things.
2013-07-29 08:26:00 PM  
1 vote:
In Louisiana? Wanted for questioning:
2013-07-29 08:25:18 PM  
1 vote:
CNN reporting that the passerby was George Zimmerman, evidently atoning for the mistake he made doing something good the last time he saw an overturned car.
2013-07-29 08:24:57 PM  
1 vote:
That was me. Finders keepers.
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