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(KSLA Shreveport)   Woman trapped in overturned car, passerby A) stops to help B) heroically lifts vehicle off woman C) steals her cash that flew out of vehicle and runs away   (ksla.com) divider line 62
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2013-07-29 08:24:57 PM  
That was me. Finders keepers.
 
2013-07-29 08:25:18 PM  
CNN reporting that the passerby was George Zimmerman, evidently atoning for the mistake he made doing something good the last time he saw an overturned car.
 
2013-07-29 08:26:00 PM  
In Louisiana? Wanted for questioning:

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-07-29 08:26:06 PM  
Hey Louisiana - this is why you can't have nice things.
 
2013-07-29 08:26:47 PM  
Where's Zim when you need him?
 
2013-07-29 08:26:54 PM  
Could have been worse.
prezwho.com
 
2013-07-29 08:27:07 PM  
Proof that not everyone is nice.

/also karma's a biatch
//hope it catches him soon
 
2013-07-29 08:27:07 PM  
Unfortunately that's all I would expect of our stoopid species.
 
2013-07-29 08:31:24 PM  
What a sack of shiat! Hope he gets a very aggressive cancer. Soon.
 
2013-07-29 08:32:59 PM  
Wait.  You're telling me this hero saved that wad of cash by hauling it away from the danger of that wreckage and somehow that's a bad thing?  Other than the obvious trolls, would any of you do it any differently?  That money could have been run over, burned or worse at any moment ... what kind of creep wouldn't save it?  Again, nobody can honestly say they wouldn't, and yes I know the trolls will try.
 
2013-07-29 08:34:28 PM  

McDougal: Where's Zim when you need him?


Hell, I thought Tray was dead.
 
2013-07-29 08:34:45 PM  
wanted for questioning

static.hiphopwired.com
 
2013-07-29 08:41:25 PM  

McDougal: Where's Zim when you need him?


Guy's looking better all the time.
 
2013-07-29 08:44:15 PM  

McDougal: Where's Zim when you need him?


BAH! I give up! Fark you, internet! There was supposed to be a picture of Invader Zim here but a quick GIS doesn't return any images smaller than a goddamn bedsheet.

/Invader Zim, ha ha
//fark it
 
2013-07-29 08:48:18 PM  
What a jerk.... a lucky, rich jerk.
 
2013-07-29 08:49:55 PM  
Witnesses told police they saw a man snatch the cash out of the street and head east on Barksdale on foot, while the woman remained trapped in her overturned Toyota.

Biatch has a ride and a car full of Benjamins while I'm footin' it to my job at McD's? Get your own self out and right-side up.
 
2013-07-29 08:50:11 PM  
Bossier Police spokesperson Mark Natale says there are units out trying to find the man who took the cash, but they have been unable to provide a detailed description that could help identify a suspect.

Well, that's what happens when there's no Meddling Kids nearby. The guy is gonna get away with it.
 
2013-07-29 08:50:25 PM  
Bossier Police spokesperson Mark Natale says there are units out trying to find the man who took the cash, but they have been unable to provide a detailed description that could help identify a suspect.

How about an undetailed description or is being described as hatless?
 
2013-07-29 08:53:25 PM  

Mentalpatient87: McDougal: Where's Zim when you need him?

BAH! I give up! Fark you, internet! There was supposed to be a picture of Invader Zim here but a quick GIS doesn't return any images smaller than a goddamn bedsheet.

/Invader Zim, ha ha
//fark it


dbzer0.com
 
2013-07-29 08:55:26 PM  
Look at the bright side, the money will be put back into the economy. That man is a job creator!
 
2013-07-29 08:58:07 PM  

DeadGeek: In Louisiana? Wanted for questioning:


That's 75% of the population, they almost need their own tag like fla has
 
2013-07-29 08:59:07 PM  
I can't defend this guy. If she had been bleeding profusely, I would have said it was simply a case of trickle down economics.
 
2013-07-29 09:01:18 PM  
Bossier City police are looking for a man who may have snatched a wad of cash that had been thrown from a car moments after it wrecked on Barkdsale Boulevard early Monday afternoon.

Uh.... wait... so the car wrecked... and then somebody threw the cash out afterward?

/ I'm not going to make it money, save yourself!
// do the cops want it back to return it to the person, or because it's evidence against that person?
 
2013-07-29 09:01:25 PM  
Bossier City... that is all
 
2013-07-29 09:07:35 PM  
weknowmemes.com


Is not amused.
 
2013-07-29 09:07:42 PM  
How much cash?  Are we talking

i.ebayimg.com

or

cdn.historycommons.org

It makes a difference.
 
2013-07-29 09:09:20 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: [dbzer0.com image 850x1203]


See what I mean? That shiat's huge!
 
2013-07-29 09:16:20 PM  
He sounds attractive and successful!
 
2013-07-29 09:22:57 PM  
Many years ago I worked in convenience store in an area filled with junkies. Most of them were also on methodone, so they would fall to sleep all over the place - on their feet even. Sometimes they would fall asleep 3 or 4 times whilst trying to count out change for smokes.

One woman fell alseep getting an ice cream out of the freezer - and her head fell right in the freezer. I was about to leave the counter to help her, but then one of her junky friends came in to help (or so I thought). Rather than lift her head out of the freezer, the "friend" went straight for her purse. Had to chase out the thief and pull the junky out of the freezer myself.

Another funny one fell asleep getting bread form the bread racks, fell forward, then panicked when they woke up with their head stuck in the rack. farking bread and displays from arsehole to breakfastime with this thrashing junky whore screaming "rape!", destroying half the store with her head still stuck in the rack.

/Good times.
 
2013-07-29 09:25:40 PM  
Wow, that sucks...

CSB:

I had a friend that rear-ended some dumb coont that decided the middle of an intersection was the ideal place to come to a complete stop so that she could look at her map.

2 weeks later, I see his car in the driveway, missing a bumper, but otherwise intact. I thought maybe the dealership had given back his car because the bumper was on backorder or something. No such luck. He was actually 10 minutes out from the dealership, heading back home, when he spaced the time to be in a reverse-lane, and tried to turn left in a lane that was only supposed to be for opposing traffic at that time of the day(This was 7th Street in Phx, for those who are familiar with that particular clusterfark.). Anyway, the resulting accident flattened a tire, destroyed the front driver's side quarter panel, and tore the bumper off in one nice, complete piece...

So he's sitting in what is actually a traffic lane st the time, trying to change a shredded tire so that he can get out of the road, when a car pulls up behind him and 2 guys get out. My buddy thought "Nice, looks like these guys are gonna help out.". Nope, they picked up his intact bumper, threw it in their car, and took off... Even when I talked to him later at home, he was still more shocked than pissed. He just couldn't believe the weirdness of the whole thing. I think he was driving an Acura Integra, in the mid 90's, and IIRRC, there was a pretty healthy black market for Acura parts.
 
2013-07-29 09:27:11 PM  
Subby gave it away with the Sad tag.
 
2013-07-29 09:29:02 PM  
A "wad" of cash? Gotta be drug money. Better that he got to it before the cops seized it.

/hero
//in LA? You'd better believe it.
 
2013-07-29 09:38:53 PM  
Well, it's a good thing this didn't happen a bit further to the west. Around here if a filly is injured that badly we generally just shoot 'em where they lay.
 
2013-07-29 09:44:51 PM  
Must have happened in West Allis, WI... Sounds about typical for what i'd expect there. We had a SUV overturn just a few door down from us during the winter and instead of helping the people inside the vehicle this old man wanders over, gets very close to the doors and starts taking pictures of the people inside! Then he just saunters off back to his apartment.  I wouldn't have believe someone would do that until I saw it first hand.
 
2013-07-29 10:01:55 PM  
Two nights ago we had a situation where a guy came flying through a 30 mph zone doing about 100, lost control of his SUV, jumped a curb, hit a metal fence around a 'gated apartment complex', DESTROYED a good 10 foot section of the fence and flipped his SUV over onto it's hood.  He apparently slid out of the totaled SUV, uninjured, then tried to threaten the onlookers out of calling 911 and fled once they made it clear they'd called.  This kind of stuff, doesn't suprise me honestly.  This is just quick cash grab.  What scares the fark outta me is the lack of judgement that goes through some people's heads.
 
2013-07-29 10:05:41 PM  
Reparations.
 
2013-07-29 10:21:05 PM  
Must be a CEO.
 
2013-07-29 10:35:54 PM  

aerojockey: CNN reporting that the passerby was George Zimmerman, evidently atoning for the mistake he made doing something good the last time he saw an overturned car.


that turned out to be a fake
 
2013-07-29 10:38:03 PM  
I had a 1988 Mitsubishi pick up truck. Drove to work one morning, parked, and walked around the back end. There were two gaping holes where my tail lights used to be. Someone had stolen my farking tail lights. Who does that?!?!
 
2013-07-29 10:48:55 PM  
We just keep inventing the most useless gods.
 
2013-07-29 10:55:45 PM  
Anyone recall that passenger jet crash in Detroit some years ago when several locals were stealing wallets, and valuables from the dead and dying?
 
2013-07-29 10:56:36 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Bossier Police spokesperson Mark Natale says there are units out trying to find the man who took the cash, but they have been unable to provide a detailed description that could help identify a suspect.

Well, that's what happens when there's no Meddling Kids nearby. The guy is gonna get away with it.



Seems like someone was close enough to identify that the suspect had testicles.

Pity they couldn't describe clothing, hair color, age, race, etc...
 
2013-07-29 11:06:19 PM  
He must have been a black dude, as when the suspect is, they are afraid to say so, as it would appear racist to describe the suspect as he is. So they don't. Don't hate, you've seen it before as well.
 
2013-07-29 11:08:15 PM  

Amos Quito: TV's Vinnie: Bossier Police spokesperson Mark Natale says there are units out trying to find the man who took the cash, but they have been unable to provide a detailed description that could help identify a suspect.

Well, that's what happens when there's no Meddling Kids nearby. The guy is gonna get away with it.


Seems like someone was close enough to identify that the suspect had testicles.

Pity they couldn't describe clothing, hair color, age, race, etc...


I mean, testicles you can smell.  The scent lingers in your nostrils for what seems like eons.  I can still smell the grocery store bagger's testicles, and that is from when I went shopping yesterday.  So totally understandable.
 
2013-07-29 11:09:31 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Nobody?
 
2013-07-29 11:14:06 PM  

Electromax: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x245]

Nobody?


Came looking for this.
/left satisfied
 
2013-07-29 11:27:12 PM  
Well, at least he didn't drop trou and say, "lady, this just ain't your day".
 
2013-07-29 11:32:52 PM  
nothing new.
Happened in the '60's to a teacher of mine.
On her way home from shopping . Driving in the snow in her Ford Falcon, fell off the road.  when she came to, all the gifts she'd bought were "disappeared"
What was old is new again?

or just the same old assholes
 
2013-07-30 12:19:37 AM  
Brave brave miss robbin
 
2013-07-30 12:25:14 AM  
I'm surprised they didn't steal the car
 
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