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(Hartford Courant)   Parents want over $600,000 because summer camp director stopped their low self-esteem daughter from having underage summer camp sex   (courant.com) divider line 52
    More: Stupid, CHLOE MILLER, self-esteem, Sue Lein, executive directors, Westport, underage, emotional well-being  
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2013-07-29 10:56:32 PM  
11 votes:
Thread is worthless without pics.

And before you call me a creep, I meant pics of the 11 year old sister. Way to jump to conclusions, asshole.
2013-07-29 10:01:13 PM  
8 votes:
I remember my first expulsion at summer camp.
That sleeping bag never came completely clean.
2013-07-29 11:01:17 PM  
4 votes:

Lady Indica: /still better than Kamp Krusty


i.imgur.com

Gentlemen, to evil!
2013-07-29 10:56:24 PM  
4 votes:

ArkAngel: skinnycatullus: The lawsuit seeks a refund of camp tuition for both girls (over $12,000)...


Rich people problems.

The fat camp I'm cooking for charges $6,400 for three weeks


Wouldn't it work better if they weren't feeding the little bastards?
2013-07-29 10:53:17 PM  
4 votes:
A 15-year-old Westport girl and her family have filed a civil lawsuit against an overnight summer camp in the Berkshire Mountains, alleging negligent supervision, breach of contract and emotional damages after the girl was expelled from the camp, allegedly for kissing a boy.

For all this trouble, I hope she got tongue.
2013-07-29 10:32:58 PM  
4 votes:

mikeray: One time at banned camp.......


FTFY
2013-07-29 11:25:37 PM  
3 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-07-29 11:16:58 PM  
3 votes:

miss diminutive: A 15-year-old Westport girl and her family have filed a civil lawsuit against an overnight summer camp in the Berkshire Mountains, alleging negligent supervision, breach of contract and emotional damages after the girl was expelled from the camp, allegedly for kissing a boy.

For all this trouble, I hope she got tongue.


... Tongue where?
2013-07-29 11:08:19 PM  
3 votes:
TuteTibiImperes:

Take a bunch of hormonal teenagers and put them out in the woods with minimal adult supervision and days spent in physical activity working those urges up, what do you expect to happen?

...go on...
2013-07-29 10:55:44 PM  
3 votes:

skinnycatullus: The lawsuit seeks a refund of camp tuition for both girls (over $12,000)...


Rich people problems.


To be fair, I'd be pissed too if I paid $12,000 NOT to get laid.
2013-07-29 08:29:07 PM  
3 votes:
Your snowflake is a slut
2013-07-29 07:33:26 PM  
3 votes:
One time at band camp.......
2013-07-30 01:17:38 AM  
2 votes:

thiefofdreams: a bullshiat story a 15 year old girl would come up with


You seem awfully sensitive about that.

Would you care to show us on the doll where the underage girl forced you to touch her?
2013-07-30 01:03:11 AM  
2 votes:

thiefofdreams: a teenage girl


The obvious whore who is to blame, along with the whore's whore parents.

Probably jews.
2013-07-30 12:06:31 AM  
2 votes:

cretinbob: Was she hot?


What could be hotter than low self-esteem?
2013-07-29 11:51:43 PM  
2 votes:
you know what happens at summer camp could wind up haunting you for 18.75 years

hi mom
2013-07-29 11:44:38 PM  
2 votes:

digitalrain: Was the boy who participated in the kiss / make-out sesh / damn-near-sexy-time kicked out as
well? If he got off scott free (no pun intended ... ok, maybe a little bit intended) and the girl got
singled out for punishment and humiliation, I can see the parents getting their noses out of
joint.


Boys will be boys. He can't be blamed for her witchery.
2013-07-29 11:43:40 PM  
2 votes:

doglover: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: her story as you frame it would not result in positive notoriety.

Says you.


I've dealt with 10,000s of people of all ages in my life. Yay social jobs! You could totally re-frame it and make it a positive thing. I've heard many similar stories of what seemed bad at the time but actually taught you to be a better person.

Hell, look at rock stars. Everyone loves the ones who break the rules, while we don't really care for the ones who play everything safe and by the book.

Who is Ozzy Osborne? I bet you know. But have you ever heard of Chester Bennington by name?


I shop at his coat factory all the time.
2013-07-29 11:21:55 PM  
2 votes:
camp director, Sue Lein

LOL, really?
2013-07-29 11:15:33 PM  
2 votes:

FloydA: TuteTibiImperes:

Take a bunch of hormonal teenagers and put them out in the woods with minimal adult supervision and days spent in physical activity working those urges up, what do you expect to happen?

...go on...


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2013-07-29 11:08:04 PM  
2 votes:

A Terrible Human: That much money for a summer camp? http://fw.ky.gov/navigation.aspx?cid=301&NavPath=C117C147 I went to that one 2 years in a row. $230 that my mom saved and scrimped for,she's amazing and I had so much damned fun.


If I'm paying that much for summer camp I want a meet and greet with Jason Voorhees.
2013-07-29 11:06:21 PM  
2 votes:

i.r.id10t: BTW, I'm getting a kick out of these replies since my just turned 13 year old just came back from 10 days of summer camp (same camp I went to when I was a young and stoopid idi10t).  Fortunately, I think I've raised her right and she's got a good brain and she uses it.


Looks at Fark handle...reads post. Fark handle...post. Fark handle...post.  Fark handle...post.  Fark handle...post.

*bursts out laughing*
2013-07-29 11:04:52 PM  
2 votes:

Arthur Jumbles: TuteTibiImperes: I think the camp certainly was out of line, if not just for expelling the girl for a makeout session, then for screaming and shouting at her when she was caught.

I doubt they actually yelled at her, that's just what her hormone controlled mind thought. What I want to know is whether the boy was kicked out too.


The "boy" is very busy with his mayoral campaign.
2013-07-29 11:02:22 PM  
2 votes:

7th Son of a 7th Son: 15? Hate to break it to the parents but she's already been tagteamed by the entire football team. Probably starting giving handjobs at 12.


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Well youre an old single loser whos never going to have any friends.
2013-07-29 10:56:53 PM  
2 votes:
15? Hate to break it to the parents but she's already been tagteamed by the entire football team. Probably starting giving handjobs at 12.
2013-07-29 08:14:43 PM  
2 votes:
The lawsuit seeks a refund of camp tuition for both girls (over $12,000)...


Rich people problems.
2013-07-30 09:33:00 AM  
1 votes:
Went to camp once....half the kids came down with food poisoning....I remember having to provide a stool sample to a doctor and when I was 'getting it' and putting 'it' into a jar my brother busted into the bathroom making me drop 'it' on the floor....what a douche....
2013-07-30 07:58:23 AM  
1 votes:
Here's the complaint.  I don't see a single request for $75,000 or $600,000 or whatever, so that seems makey-uppy and half the thread can get their sandy panties out of their collective vadge about the recovery.

The thing does, however, make hilarious reading (the pseudonyms help):

22. On or about July 11, 2013, at "court time," Dick nervously kissed
Plaintiff, JANE, behind the arts and crafts building.
23. This kiss was a beautiful, innocent moment between Dick and
Plaintiff, JANE.
24. The male counselors of Defendant, CAMP EMERSON and/or "ABC
CORPORATION 1-5" learned of the kiss and appropriately high-fived
and/or congratulated and/or cheered Dick.
25. When Defendant, SUE LEIN and/or "MARY MOE 1-5" learned of
this innocent kiss, she carelessly and/or recklessly and/or negligently
and/or intentionally yelled and screamed at Dick and Plaintiff, JANE, in
front of other campers and/or counselors, falsely accused them of
sexually provocative behavior including the removal of each other's
clothing, causing Plaintiff, JANE, inter alia, severe emotional distress
and/or mental anguish and/or depression and/or extreme anxiety
and/or humiliation and/or guilt and/or embarrassment.

/poorly pleaded complaint is poorly pleaded
2013-07-30 02:11:56 AM  
1 votes:
you know who else sent children to camps?


/never been to camp...have no plans to ever send my kids to one
2013-07-30 01:26:53 AM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
Summer Lovin, had me a blast.
2013-07-30 01:08:25 AM  
1 votes:
Is she hot?
i1.ytimg.com
2013-07-30 12:32:06 AM  
1 votes:
To be fair, when you have OCD, three strike rules are a problem.  Once you get that first strike it's only a matter of time before you get the other two, just to complete the set, so she was doomed anyway.
2013-07-30 12:21:22 AM  
1 votes:
img163.imageshack.us
2013-07-30 12:11:29 AM  
1 votes:
Meanwhile - low self esteem guys have to wait till they have graduated college and are making bank before they can get laid. Who can they sue?
2013-07-30 12:03:22 AM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

What girls with low self-esteem might look like.
2013-07-30 12:01:46 AM  
1 votes:
Silly camper. 15-year-old campers must obey the rules and be good little boys and girls.

16-year-old staff members, on the other hand, are free to fark each other every waking moment. Behind the mess hall. In the maintenance shed. In the walk-in freezer. Out in the woods. In the pool. Anywhere and everywhere. And they will. Oh, it's true--some of them are not terribly attractive, or suave, and some of them smell funny and haven't even managed to hold hands with a girl or boy their own age when they're away from camp. But the raw potential of dozens of teenagers working together and sleeping side by side, with virtually no adult supervision and a thousand exotic places to experiment in, means that even the least attractive of them will fumble his way to some regular third-base action.

Holy living fark, thank god for working at camp.

/to this day, I still get an erection from the sight of those diamond-shaped knickknacks you make with popsicle sticks and yarn
2013-07-29 11:42:53 PM  
1 votes:

cardex: I miss camp 13 years old 2 weeks with no parents lots of other pyromaniacs,the first BJ I ever got or gave also first 3 way and fourgy. And I think boyscout camp only cost around 50 bucks a week after we sold popcorn.


I knew the Boy Scouts were gay.
2013-07-29 11:39:58 PM  
1 votes:
I miss camp 13 years old 2 weeks with no parents lots of other pyromaniacs,the first BJ I ever got or gave also first 3 way and fourgy. And I think boyscout camp only cost around 50 bucks a week after we sold popcorn.
2013-07-29 11:36:57 PM  
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: gonzoduke: Your snowflake is a slut

I went to a co-ed Christian camp for the summer around that age (I had a good friend whose family was much more religious and he was going so I wanted to go to) and I can testify that almost every waking moment not occupied with various camp activities was spent scheming with my fellow male campers on how we could hook up with the female campers, or at least possibly see some of them naked.


Reminds me of the time I somehow ended up at a bible camp.  I was told I was going to  snow camp.  "Why are you putting a bible in my bag?"  "Just in case."  Whatver.  Snowsnowsnow!!!  So I get there and it's frickin' awesome.  Snow everywhere.  Snowball fights, snow forts, ice hokey (sliding around on rubber boots, not blades), etc.  Awesome cabins, cool kids, nice adults.  Then, as dinner was wrapping up, "Everyone go grab your bible and meet in the hall."

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It wasn't that bad, tho.  And the hour of bible study really put me in the mood for sleep.
2013-07-29 11:25:55 PM  
1 votes:
Seriously? Summer camp is all about making out with strange boys (and/or girls), stealing and drinking all the communion wine, sneaking out of the cabins, and generally being up to no-good. The scheduled activities are just to make the parents feel like they are getting their money's worth. ESPECIALLY church camp. (I dunno about band camp...). Why the hell else would youngo to any summer camp. Everyone needs to get a grip. And it sounds like the director needs to pull that stick out of her ass a bit. It is making her irritable. Parents too.
2013-07-29 11:24:56 PM  
1 votes:
Coincidentally, 600,000 is the number of flight hours logged in the parental helicopter.
2013-07-29 11:12:07 PM  
1 votes:
i42.tinypic.com
Disapproves.
2013-07-29 11:04:27 PM  
1 votes:

you are a puppet: Thread is worthless without pics.

And before you call me a creep, I meant pics of the 11 year old sister. Way to jump to conclusions, asshole.


you.. you think this isn't creepy? If a fifth grader isn't creepy what is? First grade?
2013-07-29 11:02:56 PM  
1 votes:
Paul Harvey is demanding to hear the rest of the story!
2013-07-29 10:59:00 PM  
1 votes:

Arkanaut: skinnycatullus: The lawsuit seeks a refund of camp tuition for both girls (over $12,000)...


Rich people problems.

To be fair, I'd be pissed too if I paid $12,000 NOT to get laid.


Have you seen the average cost of weddings lately?

BTW, I'm getting a kick out of these replies since my just turned 13 year old just came back from 10 days of summer camp (same camp I went to when I was a young and stoopid idi10t).  Fortunately, I think I've raised her right and she's got a good brain and she uses it.
2013-07-29 10:56:53 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe she should have kissed a girl instead.
2013-07-29 10:54:57 PM  
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-07-29 10:46:45 PM  
1 votes:

ArkAngel: skinnycatullus: The lawsuit seeks a refund of camp tuition for both girls (over $12,000)...


Rich people problems.

The fat camp I'm cooking for charges $6,400 for three weeks


Fat rich people problems.
2013-07-29 10:45:46 PM  
1 votes:
Everyone involved in this story is an asshole piece of shiat, except probably the girl who got expelled. Lawyers, parents, counselors, whoever wrote the article, everyone.
2013-07-29 09:28:21 PM  
1 votes:
On the other hand, the young gentleman earned his stud cred for the summer.

See? It all works out.
2013-07-29 08:45:52 PM  
1 votes:

gonzoduke: Your snowflake is a slut


Oh good, I was hoping the Fark Misogyny Squad wouldn't sit this one out.

and have a seat over there for good measure.
2013-07-29 08:00:36 PM  
1 votes:
Was she hot?
 
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